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Listening to my father's words, the corners of my mouth couldn't help twitching, and I silently sighed in my heart: You are really my father!

I shook my head with a wry smile and asked, "I'm asking how you feel now?" Do I need to send you to the hospital for a check-up? ”

"It's fine, no. Please search (product & book ¥ net) to see the most complete! I'll tell you the fastest update, I've practiced iron crotch skills with your Uncle Jiang. Her kick is nothing! "From my father's painful expression, I can tell that he is boasting, sure enough, in Huaxia, the distance from the civilian to the chairman is only two bottles of Erguotou......

I was still not at ease, so I pulled my dad up and wanted to take him to the hospital for a check-up.

But my dad didn't say no, he said with a big grin: "This's kick is a fart?" I've been kicked by others before, and it's a lot harder than her; Am I still fine? "I don't think my dad is bragging at this point, he has been through a lot of battles in his life, from head to toe, how many places have he not been injured?

My dad pushed my hand away and said, "Okay, go back and say sorry to someone for me." I'll go back first, and the car is on the other side. ”

After saying that, my dad really ran across the road as if he was nothing, and saw him get into the car, I was relieved, until the car disappeared from my sight, I muttered silently in my heart, I don't know when I will meet my dad next time.

And after my dad got in the car, the driver in the car asked, "Chu Dong, if it weren't for your son by his side." I was about to rush over there. How much have you drunk? Why are you entangled with a woman? ”

"Joke, I'm just in a wine vat, I can't beat a woman? I'll vomit on her. (It's not like I'm pretending, and I'm really sorry for her.) But I just took a closer look, and the woman was so beautiful that she deliberately fell. Didn't you see that when I fell, I used a trick of 'clasping my wrist and sticking to my elbow'? She wasn't knocked down by me. I put it down. "Does this old comrade really dare to admit his "crime" to his subordinates!?

And the driver couldn't help laughing and said, "Even the eighteen dips in the clothes have come out?" Chu Dong, you are really awesome! ”

My dad burped and said, "Then you didn't see how smelly that woman was." I'm not going to the office today, I'm just driving back. ”

"Okay." The driver should get off.

My dad wanted to sleep in the car in a daze, but he didn't know what a big problem he had left me, in a sense. Mo Xuan annoys me even more than Xue Jie!

When I turned around, Mo Xuan had already walked away, and Corn had been talking to her by her side. Of course Mo Xuan has to leave, otherwise there was such a big commotion just now, a man and a woman were fighting on the street, there were so many onlookers, how could she stand such a gaze as a strong woman?

I hurriedly chased after him, ran to Mo Xuan's side, and said in fear: "Xuan... Aunt Xuan, are you okay? ”

"Something's wrong!" When Mo Xuan saw me running to her side, she immediately became angry, but her reaction now was much better than I expected, I thought she would slap me in the face after seeing me. [ Lots of good]

I greeted me with a smile and said, "Aunt Xuan, don't be angry with me?" As you saw just now, my dad did drink too much, and my dad is still very personable, and it is impossible for him to hit a woman. ”

"Don't hit women? So what did he just do!? Give me a massage? ”

I forcefully said, "No, Aunt Xuan, if you recall your memories carefully, my dad really didn't beat you just now?" Thou hast wrestled upon him, and he shook thy hand away; Later, although he shouted in his mouth what to use drunken fists, it didn't succeed, did it? It's just that I tripped you up when I fell! And after the two of you fell, you punched him and he blocked him, which is also justified defense? In the end, after I helped him up, your kick and leg also successfully kicked the sensitive word you wanted to kick, you see my dad hurts, you can be regarded as revenge, right? ”

To be honest, I don't have any research on the martial arts, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to see the little trick my dad just played, and if I really saw it, I wouldn't have defended this old pervert now.

Of course, Mo Xuan would not be persuaded by me in a few words, but she asked even more angrily, "You mean I was wrong!?" ”

Before I could speak, Corn hurriedly played a round, pulled Mo Xuan to the side, and said, "Aunt Xuan, don't be like him, Shi Xiaoren has never been very good at talking, he didn't mean that, he wanted to apologize to you." Let's go quickly, the hotel where I live with Shi Xiaoren is in front, you go to take a comfortable shower first, and I'll ask Shi Xiaoren to buy clothes for you. ”

There is no doubt that now for Mo Xuan, the top priority is to take a bath, how can she always tolerate filth on her body if she loves clean women so much? And is it still such disgusting filth? So Corn is still very smart, he grasped Mo Xuan's psychology, and after a little persuasion, Mo Xuan was moved, stopped quarreling with me, turned around and went to the hotel with Corn again.

I have been escorting two people to the door of the hotel, Corn gave her room card to Mo Xuan, let Mo Xuan go up by himself first, she and I went to help Mo Xuan buy clothes, I drank a little too much is one of them, and the second is that she not only vomited dirty on the women's clothes outside, but even the bra inside was not spared, she considered that it was not appropriate for me to buy this kind of thing for Mo Xuan, so she decided to buy it with me.

And I also eavesdropped on it when I inquired about Mo Xuan's cup in corn, not to mention, it's really not small, it has 38c, which is bigger than corn's.

When I faced Mo Xuan, I kept smiling at her awkwardly, I said in my heart that this time it was over, Mo Xuan was already annoying me, and now this stubble has happened again, if there is anything to ask her for help in the future, can she still help me?

Corn walked up to me, looked at the watch in his hand, and muttered, "What time is it?" ”

At this time, I didn't know which string was wrong, and I replied, "38c." "Tu He Guang.

“......”

Corn pushed me angrily and said, "Shi Xiaoren! You! You're always most sensitive to these numbers, right!? ”

I can't wait to slap myself in the mouth, why doesn't there be a doorkeeper for this mouth? I said, "Didn't I think about what you two were saying, and by the way, hehe, don't be angry." Let's go, how long does it take for Aunt Xuan to take a shower? If I don't buy her clothes, and when she comes out of the bathroom with no clothes to wear, she will definitely blame me. ”

......

Corn listened to me, and in half an hour, he returned to the hotel with me, and when I was visiting the underwear store, I also teased Corn and asked her if she needed to buy her a piece of underwear.

As a result, when the two of us returned to the hotel, Mo Xuan hadn't come out of the bathroom yet, but there was no sound of gurgling water from inside, could it be that she was taking a bath in it?

Corn lay on the door and said, "Aunt Xuan, are you inside?" ”

"Here, I'll soak in it for a while. I'm so sick that I'm vomiting up everything I ate at noon! Mo Xuan said angrily inside, I said in my heart that thanks to Mo Xuan, she couldn't beat my dad, if she could beat my dad, with her temper, she would rush to this matter just now, and she wouldn't break my dad's tendons?

I sat on the bed, and Corn stuck out her little tongue at me and sat next to me, and I put my arms around her little waist, and she also leaned her little head on my shoulder.

She whispered: "Shi Xiaoren, Aunt Xuan will come out later, you can apologize seriously, don't be hippie and smile." I know Aunt Xuan, although she looks so high on the surface, she can't help but think of herself as a shrew, but in fact, she is very soft-hearted. You just have to talk to her. ”

At this time, a voice came from the bathroom: "Xiaomi, who do you say is a shrew?" ”

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