Chapter 1144: I'll give you a set of drunken punches first
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Before I finished introducing my dad to Mo Xuan, the next thing scared me directly. Read the full text of the latest chapters on Pinshu.com
Of course, my dad wouldn't insult Mo Xuan when he opened his mouth, and it was impossible to beat her, because our two fathers had similar tempers, how could they do anything to a female streamer?
I saw that my dad's body seemed to be a little squirming, and he didn't wait for me to finish speaking. He spit out with a "wow", although he was not facing me, and he didn't spit on me, but it was better to spit on me, even if he accidentally spit on corn? He spit out all the things that were mixed with wine, mutton, lamb kidneys, bile, and gastric juice on Mo Xuan's body.
Mo Xuan's upper body is wearing a milky white Korean version of women's clothing, so this mouth is very obvious on her body, and then the design on her chest is lace hollowed, so this mouthful of dirty things also passes through the thin material...... Tu He Xiang brother.
Most women have a habit of cleanliness, such as the rule of corn, you can't see people without taking a bath, and only in a few cases where you are in a hurry. She won't shower before she goes out. And Liu Yixue, Han Haoting and others, also take a bath at least once a day, although I think they are a little clean, but in the same way, in their eyes, I don't pay attention to hygiene.
And Mo Xuan must also be such a woman, especially since she has been alone for so many years, although she is not gay, but she must also hate men in her heart, just what my father said to her just now has made her face a little ugly, and now my father actually vomited on her. It was clear that her powder keg must have been ignited.
Her eyes widened and her mouth opened wide. It was summer, and there were so many people on the street, but I instantly felt that the temperature between us was lowered to below zero.
I saw that my dad was about to vomit a second time, so I turned my dad's body to the side, and Mo Xuan finally burst out: "I'll kill you!" ”
"Hey! Aunt Xuan, Aunt Xuan! "I'm in my way. Corn hurriedly blocked Mo Xuan: "Aunt Xuan! Aunt Xuan! Don't get excited! He's Shi Xiaoren's father! ”
"Who does I call him Dad!? I'll strangle him, I'll die! Mo Xuan was already crazy, but she still retained a trace of sanity, that is, she didn't let the corn get close, pushed the corn with both hands, and didn't let the corn get close to her, because she now has a lot of filth on her upper body.
After my dad spit out two more mouthfuls, he immediately said to Mo Xuan, "." Come on, I'll see how you strangled me to death? After saying that, he really wanted to rush forward.
My dad had just finished throwing up, so the breath in his mouth was so bad that he talked to me like this, and my heart was cold......
And when I was smoked by his breath, he took the opportunity to push me away, and I was a little dizzy from drinking, and I was almost pushed down by him, and he had already walked towards Mo Xuan.
Mo Xuan's expression was very hideous, as soon as she saw my dad stepping forward, instead of flinching a little, she was even more annoyed, and directly pushed the corn aside!
She can push the corn away, I don't think it is extraordinary, because I know that Mo Xuan is a little skilled, and the reason why Mo Xuan didn't push the corn away just now is because although she herself is very annoyed, but she is an adult after all, and she doesn't want to make a big deal on the street, there is corn blocking her and giving her a step, if my dad apologizes later, this matter will be like this.
Who would have thought that my dad would not only not apologize, but also come forward to reason with Mo Xuan, even if Mo Xuan was given steps, she would not go down.
Corn and I were pushed aside, and seeing my dad and Mo Xuan approaching step by step, they actually handed it over!
My dad just pointed at Mo Xuan and said, "Who did you just scold for shamelessness?" Come on, come on, I... I'm right here, you're going to kill me? ”
Mo Xuan didn't let go of this opportunity, and directly reached out to grab my dad's hand, planning to give my dad a grab first! As soon as she made a move, I judged her strength from the shape of her hand, and she was paralyzed, playing with her dead hand! Shall I help or not?
That woman is Mo Xuan! My two good friends of my mother-in-law have helped me many times, and the most important thing is that she is still a woman, so you can't beat a woman with two old men, right? And this matter is unreasonable on our side, it is clear that my father drank too much and went crazy to drink! But if I don't help, can I still watch my dad be captured?
Mo Xuan's grappling hand is perfect, as early as when Xin Xin and I were ambushed by her men, the time I went to her to theorize, I had some understanding. In addition, Mo Xuan is angry now, and he is even more ruthless, but the man she wants to attack, but my dad is the man who has completed the legendary "impossible task", how could he be easily subdued by Mo Xuan?
At the moment when Mo Xuan just grabbed my dad's forearm, I saw my dad steady down, his upper body shook, and he was full of energy, which directly shook Mo Xuan's grappling hand!
As a result, my dad said with the strength of the wine: "Just... You're just a woman, and you still want to kill me? I... I'll give you a set of drunken punches first! ”
Drunken boxing is a real type of boxing, which is practiced by absorbing the skills of lying on the ground in the ancient boxing method, but it is not as amazing as in the movie played by kung fu star Jackie Chan. But no matter how impractical, if my dad really punched Mo Xuan, then he would definitely hit her with a blue nose and swollen face!
If that's the case, things will be big, I shook my head, kept myself awake, rushed up to stop them, and my dad was really drunk, he hadn't hit a move yet, but he mixed garlic under his feet, and he tripped himself, and what's worse was that he was still thinking about catching Mo Xuan at the moment he fell, so the two of them fell to the ground together!
"Poof", Mo Xuan is below, my dad is above, I covered my eyes, I didn't dare to look at it, this time it's over, D City will not be safe in the future, if this incident happens, Mo Xuan won't find a chance to kill me in the future?
And after the two fell to the ground, they didn't stop fighting, Mo Xuan grabbed my dad's collar and punched him, but he failed to do so, and was easily blocked by my dad.
However, Mo Xuan still refused to stop there, and when I pulled my dad up, she actually raised her leg and kicked it!
There is no doubt that this kick comforted my dad's most fragile organs, and my dad's originally drunk face froze all of a sudden, and only one word came out of his mouth: "Oh..."
After the little brother was hit hard, he couldn't help but clamp his legs and cover his lower abdomen, which only those who have been hit hard know, and my dad is now like this.
Mo Xuan kicked this kick in a fit of rage, so he used it very hard, and my father's face turned pale in pain.
And I, as his son, really have no choice, can I go over and beat Mo Xuan? Or do you want to ask Mo Xuan for medical expenses? It's impossible, so I can only pull my dad aside, and Mo Xuan, with the support of corn, also stood up, my dad has no ability to resist, and Mo Xuan also knows that he took advantage of the kick just now, and the first round is finally over......
The four of us literally became the center of attention, and thanks to the fact that Corn is now wearing a mask, otherwise the whole street would have been surrounded by water.
I quickly helped my dad to the side of the road and let him sit on the curb to rest for a while, he kept covering his lower abdomen, and this kick made him a lot more sober.
"Son," he asked weakly, "Who was that crazy old lady just now!?" ”
"Damn, you just woke up and took a bite? Just now, it was clear that you spit on someone else's body first, and you were going to beat her! You're blaming her for being crazy now? I was helpless by my father, and explained: "Her name is Mo Xuan, she is a good friend of Liu Yixue's mother and Corn's mother, and she is also from City D. ”
I saw my dad's pained expression, so I asked, "Do I need to send you to the hospital?" How do you feel right now? ”
"Feelings? Well... Not bad figure. ”
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