"Japanese" Ito Yue and "Korean" Lee Yong-gil played on stage as warm-up players, which really shocked the **.

Even if it is a warm-up session, if you don't participate in betting and gambling, the level is too low!

Mr. Itokoshi of the "Extreme Vacuum Jarate 9th Dan", your attack does not use a hand knife at all, weishenme your clenched fist, hold your thumb under your index finger and middle finger!

Elementary school students know that if you clench your fist like that, not only will it not hurt anyone, but you may also hurt yourself!

And when you fight, you can only speak one sentence in Japanese, which is "Yaga!" "Yaga!" Dedication is good! At least say "wash the inside"!

Mr. Li Yongji, the "Taekwondo Black Belt Ninth Dan" on the opposite side, was even more excessive, shouting "Smecta!" from beginning to end! "Smecta!" People's "Baga" is a curse noun, and you are completely using meaningless modal words!

As for Li Yongji's kung fu, it really makes Xu Jinsheng's father and son want to commit suicide - or kill someone - all Shijie's taekwondo enthusiasts will not let you go!

Not a single kick can reach above the waist! And I almost tripped myself several times, this level is not as good as even hip-hop beginners!

All in all, in short, the "Japan-Korea War" on the field is very fake, more fake than the martial arts in Peking Opera.

Incredibly, apart from me and Penthos, the audience was so entertained.

The salesman raised his right hand and applauded, and some stained white shirt cuffs peeked out from under the black suit.

"Hit! Catch up! Kick out! him! Pick out his eyes! ”

I guess these people who come to see the Western scenery with curiosity don't have the same level of martial arts as I do, and they are satisfied to see the excitement of street fighting.

The problem is that the fight between "Ito-goe" and "Lee Yong-gil" has not even reached the level of street fighting! There are no two roosters who have fighting spirit, and no two crickets who dare to fight hard, it's even more ridiculous than playing monkeys!

The most infuriating thing is that in this first low-level battle in the universe, the host also exerted his strength to explain loudly.

"Ito Etsu has made a move to hang the golden hook upside down! It's a pity that it didn't hit! Li Yongji avoided the ground immediately! ”

Is it good to call Nimana "dodge by a fraction of a millimeter"? And isn't hanging a golden hook upside down a football skill!

"Ahh Li Yongji found that his opponent was around behind him, and he was very decisive in his own oolong! ”

It's more appropriate to say that it is "dragon tail swinging", right? Do you know that the wedding set is not used here, and it was immediately changed to the style of football commentary?

It's quite appropriate, anyway, the game on the field is as stinky as Chinese football.

Even Peng Thos, who is extremely self-contained, couldn't help but complain: "This is actually a comedy sketch, right?" ”

The farce of the "Japan-South Korea War" lasted for more than ten minutes, and finally ended in a design haode "mutual blow to the chest" action.

"Wow, Lee Yong-gil actually kicked Ito-goshi's chest at the last moment! And Ito Yue also hit Lee Yong-gil in the chest with a straight punch at the same time! Looks like both of them have been hit hard! ”

"They clutched their chests, their faces looked painful, and they kept going backwards, and they went backwards again!"

"Ahh Down! Ito Yue and Lee Yong-gil fell at the same time! No matter who wins or loses! Japanese karate and Korean taekwondo are evenly matched! The Japanese and Koreans are finished! ”

Four stretcher bearers came up from the stage and pretended to carry down the two fake foreigners who were pretending to be dead.

"Good death!" ** I don't show any sympathy for the plight of foreign friends, and other viewers probably have the same attitude.

In all fairness, although this game is extremely boring in the eyes of the insider, it caters to the preferences of most spectators, and cleverly stirs up the atmosphere in the stadium with the "death together" of Japanese devils and Koreans.

I always feel that this nonsensical and undisciplined performance style is familiar! Have I seen the curator's other works?

After the ring was cleared, the host returned to the stage and loudly announced:

"Ladies and gentlemen, the real game is about to begin! Our staff will walk up to the spectator and you can place bets on blue or red! Here are two players from Thailand ......"

Thailand? Muay Thai? Although Muay Thai exercise methods are cruel and extremely harmful to fighters, it is also a powerful killing fighting technique, known as the "eight-armed boxing method", although I have had a lot of contact with games and TV, but I have never seen it with my own eyes, can I see it today?

Don't follow the last holiday, and I'm the same as a fake Korean! Since it's an underground boxing tournament, please at least show me a little bit of real kung fu, okay! Please!

After the host's announcement ended, a dark and small figure jumped onto the stage, super pocket-sized, only half as tall as the host.

My first reaction was: Huh? Guo Jingming also came to participate in the competition?

Take a closer look, what do I wipe this? The red player who came up is still a child! I'm only about 10 years old!

But he was wearing only a pair of sports shorts all over his body, but he showed a completely different temperament from the two fakes just now, and his sturdy body coated with olive oil sparkled in the light - when I was 10 years old, I would never have a body like him, otherwise I would not have been chased and beaten by Xiaoqin every day.

The boy with a small flat head, pursed his lips and dilated his nostrils, looking at the black and oppressive audience in the audience, as if he was accumulating his anger in a foreign land, with a fierce expression on his face.

His opponent also appeared at this moment, the same flat head, the same serious, except that the gloves were blue, and the two were almost carved out of the same mold.

The host gave them the center of the ring and continued:

"Khun Song Ateba on the red side and Moncha Ateba on the blue side are twin brothers of an orthodox Muay Thai family! Don't look at the fact that they are only 11 years old, they are already veteran players who have played hundreds of ring matches! Achieved great results in the Muay Thai community in Bangkok! ”

"Whether you are optimistic about your brother Kun Song or your younger brother Meng Cha, please hurry up and place your bets! Bets will not be accepted once the game starts! ”

Looking at the two brothers on the stage, I felt a very uncomfortable feeling in my heart.

Judging by their physique, appearance, and temperament, these two kids are definitely fake Muay Thai fighters, but I don't have the joy of seeing the power of Muay Thai at all.

It's not that I look down on underage Muay Thai (I'm a minor myself), it's that so many adults are watching from the sidelines, taking the two kids in the ring as the object of entertainment, it's really super unsympathetic, you should at least protest a little! They all looked at it curiously, paid for it, and thought it was a game of cockfighting!

According to my father, the economy of rural Thailand is underdeveloped, and some parents will cultivate their children's fighting skills and let them participate in legal and illegal competitions to earn money to supplement their families.

So it's very unfortunate for a man to be born in Thailand! If your family is poor, there are basically only two options for playing Muay Thai and being a ladyboy!

These two brothers probably also followed a certain master to China to pan for gold, right? The hard-working martial arts have become a tool for a group of idlers to gamble, and shijie is really ironic and cruel.

"I'll bet on my brother to win!" ** Drunkenly took out a few pieces of RMB and threw them to the staff who accepted the bets.

"Then I'll bet on my brother to win." Penthos made a small move to bet the same amount of money.

I frowned and looked at Penthos beside me.

Peng ...... Peng Peng, "I just remembered that I should use the pseudonym I just wanted to hade here, "Didn't we say that we don't want to gamble?" And let the two brothers fight around, I don't think it's interesting, let's leave! ”

"Young Master Lin, since you're here, let's stay a little longer." Peng Thos said calmly, "And once the underground boxing match starts, the audience is not allowed to leave the arena without special circumstances, don't you see that the warehouse door has been sealed?" ”

I followed Penthos' gaze, and there were two security guards who looked like they were guarding the gate, one on the left and one on the right.

"It's not impossible to stay and watch, but you want to bet?"

"Because under normal circumstances, gambling on my brother will win more, isn't that too pitiful for my brother?"

"The brothers beat each other to make money in front of foreigners at the age of 11, which is very pitiful in itself!"

"This is already haode...... "Penthos' eyes were full of great compassion, as if recalling some unbearable memories of the past and his childhood in the slums.

With the sound of a gong, the two brothers Kun Song and Meng Cha on the field began to fight with real knives and guns.

For the first time, I saw Muay Thai in action.

didn't shrink back because they were flesh and blood relatives of each other! The knee and elbow strikes with strong wind are fierce and sharp, and the high kicks and low kicks are also terrifying to watch, and they are worthy of fighting skills aimed at maiming and killing opponents!

Die to those two guys who were pretending to be Japanese and Koreans just now! You're not as beautiful as a child!

It's beautiful, but it's also brutal.

Muay Thai matches, even for the youngest, often have broken bones, concussions, and other serious traumatic injuries, and are definitely not suitable for the faint of heart.

Watching Kun Song and Moncha concentrate on each other, in front of noisy and chaotic foreign onlookers, you come and go, fists to flesh, sweat, I feel ashamed from the bottom of my heart.

At a time when I was worried about eating a cafeteria or a small restaurant for lunch, there were younger people who gambled their lives to survive, stood in the ring with no honor to speak of, and fought against their own brothers who were the same milk!

Kun Song threw a powerful high kick that almost hit Moncha's forehead, and I blinked.

It's really good to do it! If it were me, even if I was forced to do so, it would be difficult for me to make such a sharp attack on my brother, right?

"Don't worry," Pertures persuaded, "the two brothers have a very good cooperation, and people who know each other well can make a fight that looks fierce, but in fact both sides only have skin injuries." ”

"Skin trauma?" The ** sitting next to him was a little unconvinced, when Kun Song kicked his leg just now, he was so frightened that he retracted his neck into the collar, "I think these two Thai wild children are playing for real!" If the two of them jumped out of the alley in the middle of the night and beat me up, I would have to go to the west! ”

Hearing the great connoisseur Peng Tous say this, I turned my eyes back to the ring, with a little apology from nowhere, carefully observing the number of paths and characteristics of Muay Thai, I have to say, this thing is too ferocious, if I was inspired by anything, it is also a move to kill the enemy with one blow.