After putting Huo Zhenbang's birthday gift to Xiaoqin - the iron box - in my home, I pinched the two tickets for the underground boxing match in my hand and felt a little restless.

This thing must be illegal, right? Since it is called an "underground" boxing match, it must not use normal fighting rules, I am afraid that when the players fight, they will beat the opponent to death, which is simply the kind of "death fighting" that Peng Thos participated in, right?

China is really keeping pace with the times! I thought that this kind of ancient Roman fighting arena was only available in the United States, Russia, a big capitalist country, or Thailand, which has a deep tradition of Muay Thai, but I didn't expect that in the land of China, it has also become a way for rich people to release pressure after song halls, bars, and casinos!

Although I knew from the bottom of my heart that these underground boxing matches, which regarded human life as a mustard, were completely inconsistent with universal values, as soon as I saw the sandbag hanging in my bedroom, I couldn't resist the impulse in my heart and quickly punched two straight punches at the sandbag.

The sound of "bang, bang" came from the rough sandbags, like the drum beat of the ancient Roman arena before the battle began.

The unlimited fighting with no rules really makes me very curious, and I really want to see it with my own eyes!

This is the fighting match that gave birth to a strong man like Penthos! I finally had the opportunity to go and observe it, and if I didn't dare to go just because this thing was illegal, it would be too unmanly!

Once I made up my mind, my heart itched, although Huo Zhenbang told me that the underground boxing tournament would be held in Dongshan City for a week, but with the ticket in his hand, it was like a healthy teenager who had just downloaded **, and he didn't have the patience to wait until the weekend to enjoy it.

I want to go today, anyway, Xiaoqin's birthday is tomorrow.

The choice of the second ticket is very easy to decide.

Of course, it's an invitation to Penthos! The undefeated powerhouse of the former underground boxing tournament, known as the legend of the "Black Death", has him by his side to explain to me, which will definitely allow me to learn more practical skills!

As soon as I thought of it, I called Penthos just in time for Amy's well-staffed place, and she generously "lent" Penthos to me, and even sent her car with her.

As it got dark, I was escorted by Penthos to an unused warehouse in the suburbs in a luxury Batmobile, and I felt a strong sense of unreality as I looked at the various vehicles parked around me.

"Underground Boxing Tournament...... I didn't expect to miss it a little bit in my heart. ”

Penthos looked out the window at the night and said with a wry smile.

"However, the organizers of Dongshan City are too unprofessional, right? How can there be such a thing as an underground boxing tournament to give out physical tickets! In the United States, the match information is posted in code words through Facebook, and it is deleted immediately after ten seconds. ”

"This ...... Maybe Chinese mainland can't go to Facebook, so they have to give out tickets, right? "I'm irresponsibly guessing.

"Isn't there a new Lang Weibo?" Penthos pointed out as he turned off the engine.

In front of Peng Thos, a China expert, I can't hold my head up.

This underground boxing match secretly held in Dongshan City, I don't know which local snake followed the cottage out, from beginning to end with a kind of cottage atmosphere, and the invited audience did not look like a rich and wealthy person with an empty life, but there were many drunkards and idlers, ruffians and hooligans, at most two nouveau riche.

This one...... Although the venue is remote, the facilities are poor, and the average quality of the audience is not high, there will always be a master on the field, right? It's not that the toughest environment makes the greatest warriors, it should be!

At the door of the warehouse, in charge of checking tickets, were two men who looked like miscellaneous soldiers, and Peng Thos stood in front and blew the faces of both men.

"Yes...... Do you have a ticket? Miscellaneous Soldier Armor stammered.

I walked up from behind Penthos and handed over the two tickets.

Soldier B shuddered when he received the ticket, and almost dropped the ticket on the ground.

"Come in, go in!"

The torn up ticket will be thrown on the ground casually -, you are an undercover agent of the Public Security Bureau! You're afraid the police won't find us, are you?

"Too unprofessional, too unprofessional......"

Peng Tousi shook his head, and when I first told him that he had two tickets for underground boxing matches, he was amazed that someone dared to print the address of the fight on the ticket, although it was a watermark address that could only be seen through the sun, which also made him feel particularly unreliable.

Once inside the warehouse, I gasped.

It's so simple, it's a simple cement platform! It was built crookedly in the middle of the warehouse, with a few columns inserted, and ropes around it, which reminded me of my plasticine art homework when I was in the fourth grade of elementary school!

The auditorium is also very cold, all of them are folding chairs wholesaled from Taobao, arranged in four directions, and all kinds of discomfort to sit on, I feel that I am going to have varicose lumbar muscle strain at a young age, not to mention other people?

Cottage also please have a limit, okay? This feeling is like someone else landing on the moon with a spaceship, we take four two kicks tied to the legs of the stool, and we have to travel in space at will!

Because Penthos and I were together, the organizers mistook him for my bodyguard, so we were invited to sit in the VIP seats.

In fact, if they don't say it, I really can't tell the difference between the VIP seat on the west side, which in my opinion is the difference between a 16-yuan chair and a 12-yuan chair.

But...... There's always a master on the field, right? It is said that the deep mountains hide the crouching tiger, and the downtown lurking dragon, although the ring and the audience are very broken, but there will always be a fighting master, right? Have faith! Aren't Zhuge Liang and Zhao Benshan both excavated from the village!

Peng Thos and I sat in the first row of the "VIP seats", and to our right was a salesman with a crooked tie, with few hairs on his head and a decadent face, who seemed to have drunk a lot of alcohol before he came here.

"Huh? Gambling at such a young age? Uncle Salesman looked at me across Peng Thos and craned his neck and said.

"Gambling money?" I don't understand what it means.

"Underground boxing often has spectators betting on winning or losing, which is also one of the important incomes." Penthos explained.

Hearing Peng Thos speak Chinese, the salesman uncle was taken aback.

"I'll go! This black brother is so proficient in Chinese! ”

"It's over," Penthos said modestly, "I will only speak, not write." ”

"That's amazing, too! By the way, if you two need housing resources, you can come to Lianjia Real Estate to find me, everyone calls me '**', this is my business card......"

What a strong professionalism! Did you know that underground boxing is an illegal activity, and the rate of good people in this warehouse is very low! Maybe there's an undercover police officer! Do you just hand over business cards so casually?

In contrast, Peng Tou was much more cautious, and he introduced himself: "My name is Peng Peng, and I am the bodyguard of the young master of my family. ”

Then he pointed to me, "This is the young master of my family, called ...... Lin Ye, we don't plan to bet, just to see the excitement. ”

Looking at Peng Thos's majestic physique, as well as my murderous face, there was a moment of jealousy in his eyes, but in the blink of an eye, he was drunk again and opened the conversation.

"Hey, hey, Young Master Lin, and Mr. Peng, it sounds like you are underworld people!"

Penthos nodded and said, "Pass the prize." ”

Your sister has won a prize! You're not going to admit it!

There are no undercover police officers nearby, right? I'm just here to observe unlimited martial arts, and I don't want to be caught as an underworld and get a weight loss soap in a juvenile detention center!

** A wine burp, loose facial muscles, full of strange laughter caused by alcohol poisoning.

"Underworld...... It doesn't matter if you're a gangster! The underworld is also a human being, and it also needs housing, isn't it to buy a house! Find me if you need it! Where do you not meet at the end of the world...... Belch! ”

"Sir, are you coming to see the game for the first time?" Penthos said to **.

"Don't, don't call me sir! The customer is God! Just call me **! "**Continue to borrow alcohol to go crazy," the ticket is...... The bookstall Lao Li sold it to me, and he said it was more fun than the black lottery ticket...... I'm going to make a gamble today! ”

I rubbed it off, and the tickets for the underground boxing tournament turned out to be the same as the game point cards, which can be bought at the booksend...... How bold is the organizer, or how uncommon sense he is!

But even if it's the organizer SB, there should be a master on the field, right? Everyone is here to see this, if there is no master competition, everyone will not be enthusiastic to bet, it should be like this, right?

"Woo woo woo ......" next to ** suddenly cried again.

"Damn Xiao Wang, he actually snatched my old ......"

Did you steal your wife? Did you come to the underground boxing tournament to gamble because your wife ran away with someone? What a hard salesman!

Unexpectedly, ** continued: "...... Actually snatched my old customers! The list of 2 million was also snatched away! Xiao Wang, you have no asshole when you give birth to a son! ”

Is the result an internal competition for salesmen? It's the old customer who was robbed, not the wife who was robbed, it should be thankful, right?

At this time, someone pushed a cart to sell drinks and snacks, which were as expensive as on the train, and Peng Thos and I took a can of tomato juice, and a can of super cheating dad cost 20 yuan.

"Selling tomato juice at the bloody and sweaty underground boxing tournament site, I really don't understand what the organizers think." I complained.

If it weren't for the active enzymes contained in tomato juice, which can strengthen muscles, I wouldn't have drunk this stuff.

"Don't start yet!" From the seat on the east side, someone shouted.

At this time, just like the start of the movie, the lighting of the whole venue was turned off, a chasing light hit the center of the ring like lightning, and a host wearing a yellow striped suit and bow tie appeared on stage.

"Ladies and gentlemen, be quiet, the exciting game is about to begin!"

I don't know weishenme, I always feel that the host has a bit of a comedian character.

"Huh? Isn't this the master of ceremonies invited by Boss Qian when he got married? ”

**Suddenly.

Nima, what the hell is going on! Do you want to carry out the road of cottages to the end? The underground boxing match is so serious, such a cruel thing, and it actually invites a wedding master of ceremonies to be the host, at least a sports commentator, bastard!

"You and I met in the red world, it is fate, I hope to continue this fate, continue to watch our game!"

"This event is co-sponsored by CCTV, United Arab Emirates, Cosmos Athletic Center!"

"Let's invite the first pair of players to have a warm-up match, and watch them compete and give birth to a noble son early...... No, it's a 100-year good match...... Nor is it ...... Anyway, please applaud! ”

Let's do it before we host the competition! It's all the same set from the wedding, who wants to listen to your old-fashioned cold jokes!

Huh? There's music all around! I heard it right, it's the theme song of "Loki 1"! Because of the darkness, everyone's eyes were focused on the ring, ignoring the simple facilities around it, so it was quite atmospheric!

The host waved his arm angrily, "First of all, I'll introduce the man...... No, it's the red player—"

"--A Kyoku-kyoku kyu-dan master from Japan, Mr. Itogoshi!"

The background music instantly changed to "Devils Enter the Village", and a "Japanese" with a medium stature and a mustache on his lips walked onto the stage proudly.

"Ou Ou-" There was a cheering voice from the audience, and in the aspect of hatred of Japan, China is really in the forefront even for hooligans and ruffians.

"Hello everyone!" Ito-Echi, in very contrived "devil-style" Chinese, said to the audience, "Our Japanese karate is Shijie first!" I must be the winner of Zuihou! ”

It's too fake! Before pretending to be Japanese, change your Shandong accent!

In the midst of the laughter and scolding of the audience, the host began to introduce the blue side player again, and he didn't say "woman" this time, otherwise the two would have been sent to the cave room.

"The blue player is a nine-dan black belt in taekwondo from South Korea, Mr. Lee Yong-gil!"

That's even more fake! Underwear thief Xu Shaoguan owner, his father Xu Jinsheng is the eighth section of the black belt, I heard that there are only 3 masters of the ninth section of the black belt on Shijie, all of them are Koreans, and they are all 7 or 80 years old, this one who ran on stage upside down, looks less than 40 men, what kind of trouble is it!

In addition, when "Korean" Lee Yong-gil came on the stage, the music became the theme song of "Dae Jang Geum", and it was a lyric version, as follows:

"Wu Da Lang Wu Da Lang ~~~~ Beaten by pigs~~~~~~ beaten ~~Beaten by pigs~~~ Beaten by pigs ~~~~~"

me, I'm going to shoot you in the face with tomato juice! Is this still the underground boxing match of blood and fire in my mind! Finding two fake foreigners to entertain the public, isn't this the same level as the local striptease performances often held in a certain rural area!

The music of "Da Jang Jin" finally stopped broadcasting, Wu Dalang finally didn't have to be beaten by pigs, and the fake Korean Li Yongji took the microphone and announced to the audience:

"Our Korean taekwondo is the strongest Smecta! And both Confucius and Jesus were Koreans! The universe is the Smecta created by us Koreans! ”

Penthos and I sat upright, almost vomiting blood.