My actions were obviously unexpected by Shu Zhe, and he lost his mind for a while.

"You...... Brother Ye Lin, why are you like this! I'm so honest with you, how can you rob it openly! ”

I smiled and reached out to pat Shu Zhe's head. He's about the same height as Xiao Qin, and it's easy to reach the end.

"Little ghost, you're still too tender! If you want to roam the rivers and lakes, how can you not be stabbed? Even if you buy a lesson today! ”

Shu Zhe hit my hand off his head very hard, and said to me angrily:

"No! You can't take my goods for nothing! I'm in a hurry to use the money, you give me the money! ”

As he spoke, he stretched out a very white hand to me.

Really, with such a white hand, he has to do such a dirty thing.

With my hands in my pockets, I stood on one foot and continued to teach him in the voice of an elder:

"Shu Zhe, if you really want money, don't keep making up your mind from your sister, isn't there a part-time job distributing leaflets in the supermarket near the school? Junior high school students can also do it, how can you earn 50 yuan if you send it for a day, right? ”

Hearing me talk about handing out leaflets, Shu Zhe's eyebrows twisted into a pimple, and he looked very disgusted.

"Hmph, I don't do that kind of work! Earn less and earn! During the winter vacation, I accompanied Xiaohua to stand in the wind for an afternoon, but Zuihou couldn't even eat a fast food...... Smart people should have smart people's ways! ”

"Oh, that's right! Then you smart man can find a way and let me give you money obediently. ”

I looked down at him from top to bottom, admiring his ugliness in his poor skills.

Shu Zhe and I glared angrily for a while, but we never thought of anything, and finally deflated ourselves and admitted defeat.

The way he bites his lip when he's angry is the same as his sister's.

"Brother Ye Lin, put aside the payment for the goods first, and I'll talk to you about something else." Shu Zhe changed the topic, "Li Cunzhuang in the second grade is the guy nicknamed Li Erzhuo, do you know him?" ”

Isn't that twenty-seven Forrest Gump, who weighs 200 pounds, can't open one eye for a long time, and repeats the first word of every sentence twice? The one whose parents are biological siblings in legend?

"What do you ask him for? You're not going to sell him stuff too, are you? ”

"No, it's not sold...... I just want to know, Brother Ye Lin, are you and Li Erstunned close? ”

The two of us don't have much to do with each other, he's a suspected mentally retarded guy who always beats people to death, and he won't get too close to anyone.

"I don't mess with him in the river, and although others are stupid, they don't bully others for no reason, why did you provoke him?"

Shu Zhe's gaze was dodgy.

"Brother Ye Lin, I just want to know, if he fights with you, who will win?"

"Of course I won! Then you don't need to ask! ”

Li Erstun's main advantage is his weight and viciousness, both of which I have a way to deal with.

Shu Zhe breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Brother Ye Lin, if Li Er beats me, you have to help me!"

The more I listened, the more wrong it became, so I asked Shu Zhe what happened between him and Li Erzhu. Shu Zhe refused to say it at first, so I told him that if he didn't tell the truth, when Li Er was stunned and really beat him, I would not only ignore it, but also clap my hands and watch from the side.

Shu Zhe Zuihou had no choice but to confess: he received a deposit from Li Erstun, but he never took nude photos of his sister, so Li Ershou threatened to beat him.

"Then you deserve it!" I gloated and said, "Honesty is the foundation of doing business, you take the money and don't deliver the goods, you deserve to be beaten!" ”

Shu Zhe was angry, and counterattacked: "Brother Ye Lin, you still robbed me of my goods and didn't give me money!" How can this be counted! ”

I laughed, "You're so stupid, and you say you're smart!" I have beaten you, so I can rely on your account; But you can't beat Li Erdu, so you can't rely on Li Erstun's account! ”

Shu Zhe was speechless by me, and he didn't know what he was thinking with a sad face.

"Don't worry, you can return Li Er's deposit to him!"

Shu Zhe looked like he was about to cry.

"Brother Ye Lin, those deposits have already been spent by Xiaoli and me! And Li Er was very stubborn, I told him that I wanted to pay him back, but he didn't agree to live or die, and I had to take out my sister's nude photos......"

This is really a cocoon, and the blame is self-inflicted, maybe he will be beaten by Li Erdu, which can teach him a lesson.

But after thinking about it, Li Er was stunned that he hit someone to death, Shu Zhe's small body, if he was disabled, the squad leader should be sad.

"Okay, Shu Zhe, I'll give you an idea!"

Hearing that I had an idea, Shu Zhe's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly pricked up his ears to listen to what I was going to say.

I held out two fingers to indicate that I could help him, but on two conditions.

"First, you go and admit your mistakes to your sister, and tell the truth about all the bad things you have done, what you want to do, and what you haven't done recently!"

"Second, don't fight my sister's idea again, if you want to increase your pocket money, discuss it with your sister, or work your own to earn it!"

"If you can do these two things, I will help you settle Li Er's stunned matter - if you can't do it, don't talk about it!"

Shu Zhe lost interest when he heard half of it.

"Brother Ye Lin, you don't have a girlfriend, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, Xiaoli spends money like water, if I can't satisfy her, she should break up with me! When the time comes, she tells others that I can't even pay for a girlfriend, so how faceless I am! ”

Your sister! You're going to be crippled by Li Er's stunned, and you still care about your own face! Is face so important!

But then again, one of his junior students said to his face that I, a senior, didn't have a girlfriend, which really seemed like I was quite faceless. I decided to fight back and get him to dispel the stupid idea of selling my sister to me.

"Shu Zhe, how do you know that I don't have a girlfriend? Didn't you see me walking side by side with a girl on the playground that day? She's my girlfriend! And I've never seen her ask me to pay for her! ”

Shu Zhe twisted his face, meaning that he didn't believe it at all.

"Brother Ye Lin, are you embarrassed to say? Isn't that Ren Xiaoqin your neighbor's child, bullied by you since childhood, and a little clingy to you? ”

Who did you hear that from? I'm the one who was bullied from childhood to adulthood! And if I bullied her since I was a child, she would be sticking to me!

Shu Zhe went on to say:

"The relationship between childhood sweethearts,Because they're too familiar with each other.,There's no spark of aiqing at all.,It's all a lie in the comics.。 Hmph,The recent comics are still always talking about 'sister control'、'Sister control' and the like.,How fake is it.,Take me as an example.,Although I used to be a little curious about my sister's body when I was a child.,But now that I have a girlfriend.,,There's no interest in my sister at all! ”

Well, that's a good thing, right? Even if Shu Zhe is in early love outside, it's much better than being interested in his sister, right?

Until the end of the lunch break, Shu Zhe did not agree to my two conditions, I threatened him with Li Ershuang, he only said that he and Li Ershuang did not completely collapse, and would continue to try to solve it peacefully.

Zuihou Shu Zhe said that he didn't want the money for the underwear, but could he return the evidence bag containing the underwear to him.

I didn't fulfill this little request either. First, I didn't want to use my hands to directly touch the squad leader's underwear, and secondly, Shu Zhe wanted to return the evidence bag, but he must not have a good intention, maybe he wanted to take a risk and steal a pair of sister's original underwear and sell it at a high price.

So Shu Zhe lost his wife and soldiers today, and he didn't get any benefit at all, so he could only secretly scold himself for his mistakes, and at the same time worry that he would be beaten by Li Er, so he returned to the teaching building with a bitter face.

The next question is what to do with the squad leader's underwear.