When I think about it, I habitually clench my fist first and then release it, and repeat it many times.

Now my hands are in my pockets, and the right pocket is just the right one that holds the newly seized panties.

By the time I realized this, I had already rubbed the squad leader's underwear several times through a plastic bag.

It's a shame, I feel like I'm a pervert doing this.

Why am I so nervous and excited? Isn't it just a triangular piece of fabric? Do I imagine what this panty looks like when I wear it on the squad leader, or imagine the squad leader washing his panties naked while taking a shower?

The reason why the underwear thief collects underwear is because he has the same idea.

This underwear must not be discovered, especially not by the squad leader, otherwise even if I say that it was stolen by his brother, she will never believe it, and maybe suspect that I am the underwear thief who is rampant in Xicheng District.

Then I'd be a shame on my family.

Do you want to throw it away or burn it? It's a pity......

No, no, no, I'm not saying that it's a pity in that sense, even if the underwear is bought for ten dollars and three pieces, it is still a piece of clothing with use value (not a use value in that sense).

The squad leader has always been thrifty, hates Lang Fei, and advocates making the best use of things. Since the underwear is not damaged, it is specially washed and dried, which means that the squad leader plans to continue to wear it in the future.

Therefore, if you can return the underwear to the squad leader, then it will be a good ending for both the squad leader and the underwear.

But it's hard to say for me.

Whether I am openly and openly handed back in public ("Squad leader, your underwear is off!") Or return it secretly in private ("Don't thank me, my name is Lei Feng. The squad leader's first reaction must have been inexplicable, and he raised his hand and slapped me.

I was thinking about it as I walked towards the school building, but I didn't expect to be hit in the back.

A neutral female voice shouted at me: "Worried, you are a thief for fear of being discovered by others!" ”

I was almost scared to death, and subconsciously protected the underwear in my pocket, only to find that it was a loudspeaker.

"Y-What are you looking for me?"

"Huh? I weishenme can't find you? The loudspeaker had an expression of not being afraid of heaven and earth, "Let me ask you, did you follow the squad leader last week?" ”

"It should be, it's a daoqian......

I don't quite answer with certainty.

"Sort of? Hmph, it must be unclear again! But for the sake of you inviting the squad leader to dinner, I won't pursue you! ”

I was shocked: "How do you know that I have invited the squad leader to dinner!" What did the squad leader tell you? ”

The big horn puffed out two cheeks and made a frog grimace, and said proudly:

"It's not the squad leader who told me, but if you don't want people to know, you can't do it unless you don't ...... Why are you so surprised? Didn't you invite the squad leader to dinner to apologize, but for other purposes? ”

"No, it's just for Daoqian!" I firmly denied it, "Comrade Geng Yuhong, you think too much. ”

The big horn's eyes widened in surprise.

"Huh? So you know what my name is. I thought you kept calling me by my nickname, and I forgot what my real name was! ”

I'm really sorry, it was only after the class leader reminded me on Saturday that I remembered your real name.

After hearing me call her real name, the loudspeaker probably felt very relieved by this, and did not chase after me anymore.

But she half-jokingly told me about hush money.

"You and the squad leader were seen by a cousin of mine, he didn't know you, but he just thought that you made a deep impression on him, so he accidentally mentioned it to me, I guessed from the description of your appearance that it was you and the squad leader."

It made sense, there were a lot of people in the café that day, the class president wore a school uniform with long hair over the waist, and I was dressed in dark gray and had an abominable face, which was a combination that was easy to remember.

Not to mention that there was also an aftershow where the squad leader drilled the table.

"Haha, Ye Lin, I'm smart, right? Just guess it's you! As soon as I hit you today, you confessed yourself! Miss Ben hasn't told anyone about this yet...... If you don't want to show your stuffing, just ask me to eat McDonald's as hush money! ”

In fact, the day before yesterday, the loudspeaker helped me a lot, Xiaoqin fell to the head and asked for leave, the loudspeaker and PHS also sent Xiaoqin to the subway station, and they should have invited them to dinner to thank them.

But when I saw that the loudspeaker had a sunny face and a smile without taboos, I thought it would be interesting to say a few more words before agreeing.

"You really didn't tell anyone?"

The big horn shook its head like a drum.

"Didn't even say PHS?"

The big horn rolled his eyes up and turned his face away in embarrassment.

Sure enough, I told PHS! is worthy of the gossip duo of the second (3) class of junior high school, even if they don't have food and water to drink, they must not enjoy it alone when they find gossip!

"Since even PHS knows, why don't you see gossip about this matter circulating in the class?"

The loudspeaker makes a "don't look down on people" expression.

"This is gossip related to the squad leader! We always have this bit of sisterhood with the class leader! Forget it, the hush money or something is originally a joke with you, even if you don't invite guests, we won't embarrass the squad leader. ”

After saying that, he turned around to leave, and there was no sign of anger on his face, just a subtext of "I'm really bored not to play with you".

I stopped the loudspeaker.

"Don't go! I didn't say that I wouldn't pay hush money, but I just wanted to make sure how many people knew about it! ”

The loudspeaker turned around suspiciously, "Did you say you wanted to invite me and PHS?" ”

"That's right, two people know, there is no reason to pay only one person hush money!"

"Huh? I didn't expect you to be quite generous! Then tomorrow at noon, PHS and I will follow you! ”

I said yes again and again, and after a moment of thought, I asked:

"Do you know that I have dinner with the squad leader?"

Looking at my sentence, it's no wonder that the language always gets a low score.

The loudspeaker understood exactly what I meant.

"The squad leader didn't know that we knew, and if we mentioned it to her, she would be worried. I came here today just to see if I could blackmail you, but I didn't expect it to work! I'll tell PHS now that I have a dinner tomorrow, and let her admire my skills! haha！ ”

I stopped the loudspeaker again.

"That...... If the squad leader asks me if I want to have a treat tomorrow, you will say that I am to thank you for sending Xiaoqin home last time, not to mention paying hush money! ”

I don't want the squad leader to misunderstand me, as if everyone knows how much I care about eating with her.

Hearing me say this, the loudspeaker tilted his head to look at me, as if today was the first time he knew me.

"I didn't expect Ye Lin, you still have a conscience! Do you remember the last time we sent Xiaoqin home! In fact, I didn't send her home, I just sent her to the subway station...... It turns out that you still care about Xiaoqin, even if it's not your girlfriend, after all, you grew up with you......"

I didn't bother to explain the details to the loudspeaker, anyway, let her use her imagination, I was only responsible for "hehe".

It suddenly occurred to me that if Xiaoqin was left behind at noon tomorrow, she would definitely have to protest again, not because I invited someone else not to invite her, she just wanted to eat with me.

In addition, although the squad leader doesn't care if I invite her or not, but if I don't have a loudspeaker and PHS to accompany her for lunch, I will feel a little lonely, right?

I had a great idea.

I told the loudspeaker that I would call the squad leader at noon tomorrow, and I would bring Xiaoqin and another person.

The loudspeaker asked a little worriedly, "Plus you are a total of six people?" Isn't it a bit of a burden? ”

I waved my hand and said it's okay, as long as you don't dislike the other person, he will share the meal with me.

The loudspeaker asked me who that person was, and my face sank and I said that it was Cao Gonggong Cao Jingshen.

"He's going to have a treat? Is it just because you are his master? ”

"Hmm...... He has caused a lot of trouble to the class, especially to the class leader, over the years, and I asked him to apologize! And with me, if he dares to say anything, I will beat him directly! ”

Listening to my assurance, the loudspeaker nodded yes.

"That's fine, whose food is not eating! Anyway, if Grandpa Cao dares to get embarrassed at the dinner table, I will eat a few more hamburgers, and I will have to make him bleed! ”

Zuihou preliminarily agreed that tomorrow at noon, Cao Gong Guild and I will invite the loudspeaker, PHS, the squad leader and Xiaoqin to dinner at McDonald's, which is the closest to the school.

Actually, I don't lack Cao's father-in-law's meal, I usually don't have a lot of expenses, and the pocket money my dad gave me to treat a few times is completely enough (plus the strange credit card that Amy gave me).

asked Gonggong Cao to also participate, mainly to make him apologize to the squad leader.

He sold so many photoshop nude photos of the squad leader, and he made a lot of money, and if he didn't even invite the squad leader to eat a McDonald's, it was really unreasonable.

Of course, even if he invites the squad leader to dinner every day, it can't offset his guilt, I just hope to beat him on the dinner table so that he doesn't be too presumptuous.

I told Gonggong Cao about letting him spend money to treat him tomorrow, and he agreed without saying a word, and said with a pleasing expression on his face:

"It is natural for a disciple to invite the master, the master's wife, and the master's guests to dinner! How can you still let the master break the bank! Master, don't rob me, I'll cover everyone's meals! All kinds of staple snacks, everyone can eat as you like! If you don't eat it, you won't give me face! ”

He said it in a high-sounding manner, I saw that he was selling photos and making a lot of money, and I was afraid that I would give a death order to cut off his financial route, so he was so generous.

With Cao Jingshen's awe of me, if I am willing to give the order to die, I can really cut off the PS photos of the squad leader and continue to circulate, right?

But the biggest problem now is not these fake photos of PS, but the real ones that Shu Zhe may have taken out.

Speaking of Shu Zhe, I remembered that I was carrying the squad leader's underwear in my pocket, and I had to deal with it as soon as possible, otherwise tomorrow's McDonald's dinner should become my memorial banquet.