I heard that I wanted to learn ps pictures because of the need for an online store, and my father-in-law Cao covered his swollen buttocks that were kicked by the girls, and patted his chest with his other hand and said very interestingly:

"Master, what do you need, give the original picture directly to the disciple, say the request, the disciple must follow the instructions ps! Why should the master do it himself? ”

I don't want to do it myself, but if Shu Zhe's original photo is seen by you, won't it all be exposed? Your dirty thoughts about the pseudo-mother Shu Zhe are shivering when I think about it now!

It suddenly occurred to me that Cao's father-in-law, Director Cao is a frequent customer of my online store, and even the idea of "rope model" was made by him, if he saw the photo of "Miss Model", would he have any questions or ask his son to come over and analyze it with him? Although Shu Zhe is wearing a wig that is completely different from that of his sister, I also used PS to do a simple post-processing, but even this is not guaranteed not to be seen by acquaintances!

I asked a little humbly: "What has Director Cao been busy with lately?" I haven't seen him online in the past two days......"

Hearing me ask about his father, Grandpa Cao made a sad expression.

"Alas, don't hide it from Master, my father was arrested in the Public Security Bureau because of art!!"

Yes? I was shocked, since when did it become illegal to engage in art? Could it be that Director Cao was engaged in performance art and ran naked on the streets, so he was imprisoned for the crime of immorality?

"It's not in prison, it's just a detention center." Father-in-law Cao explained, "My father worked hard for the art of film, worked tirelessly, and went to the largest nightclub in the city to select actresses. ”

What kind of art is Nima! What kind of movie is Nima! is clearly picking ** actresses! And ** actress not only has to look at the face, but also the rest of the body has to be carefully evaluated? When I was evaluating the human body, I was caught by the anti-pornography team! Such a shameful thing, Grandpa Cao's father-in-law still put gold on his father's face!

Gonggong Cao put his hands behind his back, frowning like the chairman of the Military Commission who was worried about the situation in the South China Sea.

"It's true, my father has a lot of twists and turns when he chooses an actress, when will our country be able to achieve the freedom of calling chickens? Every once in a while, the anti-pornography brigade is sent to harass us, the law-abiding and good citizens, no wonder the elites on Weibo say that the United States is good! At least in the United States, you can call chickens without fear of being disturbed! ”

After a pause, he said:

"Anyway, the limelight has been relatively tight recently, and it seems that the municipal party committee has issued some red-headed document, to fight corruption, promote clean government, eliminate pornography and fight illegal activities, which is the easiest to eliminate pornography, with small investment and good results - so whether the team members are on marriage leave, their wives are pregnant, their parents are seriously ill, and they all take the initiative to fight on the front line of the anti-pornography and take action against us citizens who pay taxes legally! Master, don't be careless, don't go out with your wife to open a room recently, if you need to, you can go to your disciple's house if you want to take advantage of it, for example, if you want to take advantage of the two-hour lunch break! I have a big bed at home that's just for that!

yes, and there was a camera and a whole bunch of people next to you when you did that, right? Do you want to make a small movie about the process of me and Xiao Qin's XX to sell! I'm not shameless enough yet!

After Cao Gonggong told me several times to be careful with the anti-pornography brigade and made an optimistic outlook on the future legalization of chicken calling in China, he promised me to teach me PS in computer class, and proudly said that there were a lot of materials at home for me to practice.

I have a premonition that I don't want to haode: Don't be the leftover material from the previous PS girls' nude photos, right?

Coincidentally, Shu Zhe came to me during his lunch break and asked me if I wanted to buy two photos from him.

I immediately became alarmed: "You secretly took a picture of your sister again?" What did I say last time? You're tired of being alive, aren't you? ”

Shu Zhe chewed the gum unhurriedly, and did not look scared.

"Brother Ye Lin, don't be so fierce! I'm always on a tight budget, what's wrong with generating income legally? And this is not a sneaky shot, it is a bright shot, and there are not many highlights, I guess this kind of photo is only Brother Ye Lin, you will buy it. ”

I was very curious when I heard it, would that serious squad leader actually pose and agree to you to shoot her? And what does it mean to say that only I will buy this kind of photo?

When I arrived at a place where there were few people, Shu Zhe reverently took out the photos from the inner pocket of his clothes and gave them to me, there were not many of them, there were only two in total, I squinted my eyes in the strong noon sun, and the content of the photos made my heart flutter.

It's actually the class president when I was in elementary school and kindergarten! It's a childhood photo her parents took of her!

The hair of the class leader in elementary school has been as long as it is now, but the bangs are particularly neatly cut, showing a little immature atmosphere, it seems that she is not too tall at the time, she bends her legs and knees with her hands, sits on the mat at the head of the bed, behind her is a translucent white gauze curtain, and the bright sunlight shines from behind, which looks a little dreamy and a little dazzling.

The smile on his face is very innocent and relaxed, and he doesn't have the sense of burden that he always shows his responsibilities now, this should be when the class leader's parents haven't gone to work in Shanghai, right? Having parents by your side can really reduce a lot of pressure for children!

But unfortunately, my gaze involuntarily looked into the lap of the elementary school president.

Because the squad leader wears black cotton stockings on his legs! With a spotless white shirt and denim skirt, she can be a little model dressed up by her parents! And maybe because I have no experience in front of the camera, the skirt is gone! It's not just the absolute realm, the thin buttocks that are slightly deformed on the mat, and the pure white little panties are exposed!

I'm such a pervert! For the class leader who is still an elementary school student, her eyes can't leave the folds on her underwear and a pair of small feet tightly wrapped in stockings! I remember I'm not a pedophile!

Quickly moved my eyes to another photo, but the class leader in kindergarten didn't make me feel wrong.

This photo was taken in winter, the class leader was wearing a blue thick winter coat with white dots, riding on a red toddler bicycle, it is estimated that he was riding far away when he was beckoned back by his parents, and pinched down at that moment.

Although I don't have any bad thoughts about the class president in kindergarten, the little girl in the photo is so cute! Compared with the photo in elementary school, the gap between me and the current class president is a bit big!

The hair was not so long, just over the shoulders, and long hairpins in the shape of beads were worn behind the ears, so that the hair was not particularly messy in the cold wind. His hands and feet were very short, and he could only stick out the tip of his fingers from the sleeves of his winter coat, and he was a little reluctant to hold the handlebars of the bicycle, but the squad leader still did it tenaciously.

What surprised me the most was the squad leader's face - what a round face! I can't help but want to poke it! Squad leader, you also have such a round time! Round, red, I don't know who to bet on or just because I think it's fun, the cheeks are bulging high, making the whole face super like a red apple, plus the super Q toddler bicycle under the seat - it turns out that the squad leader, you were a professional seller when you were a child!

"Brother Ye Lin," Shu Zhe kindly handed over a scented tissue, "You have a nosebleed." ”

I reached out and touched it, and it was true! It's all hot weather! The air pressure has been too low lately, too! Global warming is really worrying!

Then again, did my two tubes of nosebleeds come from the class leader in elementary school, or because of the class leader in kindergarten? ――Either one is super perverted!

Alas, it would be bad if this kind of photo fell into the hands of a pedophile like Director Cao, and I think Shu Zhe seems to have spent all the wages of the last rope model, and he is in a hurry to use the money, in order to prevent him from doing more dangerous things, I will reluctantly buy these two photos out of a public heart!

"One hundred, no bargaining!" Shu Zhe saw that I wanted the photo and bit the price.

"Although there are still negatives at home, I will only sell this photo to Brother Ye Lin once, and I will not sell it to others, so it is already very cheap!"

He emphasized.

Well, seeing that the few clothes he wore were bought by customers and earned six or seven hundred yuan for the online store, I will spend 200 yuan to buy the childhood photos of the squad leader! It's better than falling into the hands of a pervert!

After Shu Zhe took the money, he habitually looked at the sunlight to see the authenticity, and then put it into his wallet with a smile.

Before leaving, he asked me with great interest: "Brother Ye Lin, if I find my sister's previous photos again, will you still buy them?" ”

I carefully put the two photos in my pockets and hummed:

"Don't get me wrong, I just thought it was fun to collect your sister's humiliating appearance when she was a child! Don't think I bought your sister's pictures because I liked her! ”

Shu Zhe ignored my words and asked directly: "My sister participated in a swimming class when she was in elementary school, maybe I can find a photo of her wearing a swimsuit, do you want that?" ”

Class...... Swimsuit for class leader? The body of an elementary school student is not very interesting, right? But...... The current squad leader doesn't seem to wear swimsuits easily! Ah, what a contradiction in my heart! Weishenme has already begun to fantasize about the appearance of the squad leader's swimsuit in his head?

"Mmmm, Brother Ye Lin, you actually want it very much, right? But I'm going to sell my sister's swimsuit for 200 yuan! You have to prepare the money in advance, I don't take credit! ”

After Shu Zhe finished speaking, he went to the playground to find his girlfriend Xiaoli, and the two of them went out of school to eat fast food together.

That night, I bought a photo album at the supermarket, put two photos of the squad leader in it, and hid them in a hidden box under the bed.

The appearance of the squad leader when I was a child is very compatible with the appearance of Zhengtai when I was a child!