The closer Aunt Ren got closer, the more frowning I became, and I looked like an over-decorated Christmas tree.

I quickly shook off all my underwear, took off the 9 pairs of underwear on my head, and put the bottom one, which belonged to Amy, back into my trouser pocket.

Anyway, this bra is at least a C cup, right? Xiaoqin, you weishenme didn't inherit your mother's ru amount at all! If you had developed a little better, wouldn't I have found out that you were a girl a long time ago!

It's dark.,I'm wearing the school uniform of Qingzi School Park today.,Aunt Ren didn't recognize me at once.,I thought I was just an ordinary pervert who stole underwear.。

"Oh, the students of Qingzi School Park! I didn't expect that in the Qingzi School Park, which is full of waste, there is a talent like you who can climb the building empty-handed......"

Aunt Ren sneered and said sarcastically, and then her face turned pale like the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves.

"You give me zhanzhu don't run! Believe it or not, I can get the principal to fire you? ”

I was not afraid of shadows, so I stood proudly and waited for Aunt Ren's arrival.

I checked my school uniform.,Found that because the action was too big during the battle.,A lot of buttons were broken by me.,I don't even know where the school emblem went.,The school uniform of Qingzi School Park is really not suitable for fighting.,And this time there was no squad leader to sew buttons for me.。

Aunt Ren, who was getting closer, finally found out that the underwear thief she caught was her daughter's boyfriend.

"How are you!?" Aunt Ren was shocked and angry, "You father and son still don't let people live!" Aren't you tired of causing trouble all day long! ”

I made an o(╯□╰)o expression, "Aunt Ren, why am I causing trouble!" And what does this have to do with my dad! Don't wronged me, the guy I was fighting just now was an underwear thief! ”

When I mentioned my father, Aunt Ren's eyebrows twitched, as if she had heard pests such as cockroaches and mosquitoes.

Is it necessary to be so disgusted with my dad? Isn't it just last night, you suddenly had a kind heart and let him sleep in "your own" room for one night, the standard room is two single beds, Dad will never dare to do anything to you, is it that Dad is asleep and snoring, affecting your rest?

"I didn't see you fighting," Aunt Ren stood in front of me like an inquisitor, "Aren't you two sharing the spoils here?" I also put my panties on my head, which is more ...... than anyone else."

It's not more than anyone, it's more than who sets each other! Aunt Ren, you didn't see clearly, did you think that these panties were put on by ourselves! What a joyful scene of spoils!

"Let's be honest!" Aunt Ren said, "What is your relationship with the man in the jacket?" He climbed up to the balcony on the fourth floor to steal our underwear, which frightened Celery! ”

Huh? So this backpack still contains Xiaoqin's panties? Which one is it? The cartoon underwear that Xu Shaoguan put on my head just now looks quite similar to the style! I'm not going to put my sister's panties and my girlfriend's panties on my head at the same time! weishenme is obviously for justice, but it seems that my behavior is even more perverted?

In addition, Xiaoqin weishenme will be frightened? You weren't the only little overlord in the sky back then, just use the Beidou God Fist and knock the other party down to the fourth floor and smash it into a meat pie?

After thinking about it for a while, it dawned on me: Master Xu Shao is our peer, and Xiaoqin was triggered by him to have a phobia! When will your gender dysphoria be completely cured?

Listening to Aunt Ren's description, she didn't see the true face of the underwear thief, but after Xiaoqin screamed, she found her daughter sitting on the ground on the balcony.

"Aunt Ren, you have to believe me! I'm not an accomplice to the underwear thief! ”

Aunt Ren clasped her hands in front of her chest and hummed, "Men don't have a good thing!" ”

Huh? Why did you rise to the level of gender contradictions? Aunt Ren, why did you behave like a resentful woman today?

Then, she picked up the backpack full of stolen underwear from the ground and straddled it diagonally over her shoulder.

"Touched by your dirty hands, these clothes are no longer usable! I'm going to take them back and burn them! ”

"Don't burn it!" I stopped, "This is important physical evidence, especially this backpack, and it is necessary to find the real culprit!" ”

Seeing that I said in a sincere tone, Aunt Ren hesitated for a moment and asked:

"Then you say, who is the real prisoner?"

I pointed in the direction where Xu Shao Pavilion's master had fled, "Although I don't know his full name, I can be sure that he is the son of Xu Jinsheng, the owner of the 'Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym', known as Xu Shao Pavilion!" He is the underwear thief who has been committing crimes everywhere in the past few months! "Xu Jinsheng?" Aunt Ren frowned, "His taekwondo gym has six or seven branches in Dongshan City, and there are more than a thousand students, so you don't want to spew blood." ”

"I don't have blood! Master Xu Shao and I had a fight under the Daning River Bridge, and he went to be an underwear thief after he was defeated by me! ”

"Weishenme is going to be an underwear thief if you defeat you?" Aunt Ren was still skeptical.

"No, I didn't force him to be an underwear thief! It is estimated that he originally had a special hobby for women's underwear, and he lost to me too badly, causing him to have too much psychological pressure and concentrate on it! ”

"That's good," Aunt Ren reached out and put her hand on my shoulder, "In order to clear your suspicion, you must come with me!" ”

"Where are you going?"

"Of course it's the 'Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym'!"

"But Aunt Ren, didn't you say that it has six or seven branches, and the owner of the Xu Shao Pavilion may not necessarily flee to the gym......

Aunt Ren clenched her left fist, "Hmph, if you can run, the monk can't run the temple!" Let's go to Dongcheng District to find Xu Jinsheng's headquarters and go to their Taekwondo No. 1 Hall to dignitaries! If Xu Jinsheng protects his shortcomings and refuses to let his son come out to confront him face to face, the old lady ...... The old lady smashed their signboard! ”

Huh? Could it be that this is the legendary "kicking gym"? Aunt Ren is going to take me to someone's turf to kick the gym! weishenme has the illusion that I am Chen Zhen! So excited, so excited, so excited! The little Japanese people in the Hongkou Dojo, Master Ben is here! Let you know that we Chinese are not the sick men of East Asia!

Of course, I don't have much physical strength after the duel with Xu Shaoguan, and I will hide behind Aunt Ren the whole time......