After turning on the lucid berserker mode, I palmed each other opposite each other, in the shape of a lotus flower, and first hit a turtle immortal flow shock wave at the master of Xu Shaoguan.

Xu Shao Pavilion Master screamed miserably, and was swept up by the shock wave, becoming a star in the distant night sky.

No, the above is just from my imagination, the fact is that I was angry and dantian, and I didn't dodge or dodge Xu Shao's attack, and punched him in the knee, making him take three steps backwards.

It's a hard hit, but my right fist doesn't hurt in the slightest, and I'm basically immune to pain even if I take a broken bone in Berserker mode.

Today, in the name of my sister, I'm going to punish you, a shameless maniac who steals panties everywhere and hurts girls' hearts!

How can you steal such a private thing as underwear and wear it on your head!

As for me? I'm different! I am for justice, for love!

Seeing that he and I also opened the plug-in called "overhead underwear", Xu Shaoguan stopped the momentum of regression and sneered twice:

"I didn't expect you to have two more hits."

"Hmph," I replied, "one to another!" ”

The moon and stars are scarce, and there is a breeze blowing in the alley, I don't know where this sudden wind comes from, in short, before the master decisive battle in the movie, shouldn't there be a wind blowing?

The hair of Xu Shaoguan Master and I was divided into left and right clumps because of my underwear, and it moved strangely with the wind at this time.

"Whose panties are yours?"

Xu Shao Pavilion Master asked suddenly.

"Hmph, you don't care whose panties my panties are, you just need to know that the liliang I got from this panties is bigger than yours! Your underpants, which you steal without the will of others, will despise you if it has thoughts! ”

Xu Shaoguan Master pondered for a long time.

"Do you mean that the underwear on your head was willingly given to you by the other party?"

"Of course!" I proudly replied, "This is a pair of panties full of love and trust!" Is it comparable to your nameless panties? ”

Xu Shaoguan was stunned, but still unwilling to admit defeat and said:

"As the old saying goes: a wife is better than a concubine, a wife is better than stealing, and stealing is better than stealing. Even if you're wearing your girlfriend's panties......"

I hahadaxiao: "It's not my girlfriend's panties!" And she's never going to be my girlfriend! But I will always love her! She will always love me in the future! ”

Pavilion Master Xu Shao was speechless for a while.

"You...... It's really, the kind of master who will enjoy perverted romance! ”

"It's not a romance! Not even a pervert! The relationship between the two of us was decided from birth! ”

"It's still full of fatalism...... That girl must have been brainwashed by you, right? ”

"Huh? You underwear thief, when did you start caring about the rights and interests of other girls again! If you think you can't beat me, surrender and admit defeat right away! ”

Xu Shaoguan gritted his teeth in annoyance, opened the zipper of his backpack a small slit, and took out another pair of underwear from inside.

Sure enough, the backpack was full of stolen underwear! It is estimated that there will be as many as 200 bras and panties together!

Xu Shaoguan took a deep breath, as serious as a ceremony, he put the underwear he had just taken out on his head solemnly and heavily, and put it on the outside of the original underwear.

Dual-knife flow? No, double panty flow? If the quality is not enough, do you make up the quantity with it?

Not a delusion! The other party's power has strengthened again!

The strong wind was blowing, and the attack of the master of Xu Shao Pavilion was like a storm, without any gaps, but I, who had turned on the state of the berserker, saw his movements clearly between the lightning and flint, and blocked them one by one, or attacked the enemy and saved, so that he took the initiative to withdraw.

After seven or eight rounds of this extremely high-intensity competition, both of us were out of breath and sweating profusely.

Ah, oops! The panties on top of my head must be stained with my sweat, right? I don't even know if Amy is wearing it or not, and now I'm going to be dyed with my "original flavor" again!

After a short break, Xu Shaoguan Master gritted his teeth and went up again, I didn't admit defeat, and the two crackled and fought for more than 20 rounds.

Fist to fist, foot to foot, you use a python to twist your throat, I use a vicious tiger to dig out my heart, you jump up and down and jump a chain of legs to kill me, I don't move like a mountain squatting horse and walking water to cover the earth.

Ah, who said that Chinese martial arts have declined! Needless to say, Xu Shaoguan's moves are already very different from the path of taekwondo, he has created a lot of sharp and practical leg techniques and boxing moves, and he is about to become a generation of grandmasters because of stealing underwear!

Maybe a hundred years from now, there will be a film industry to make "The Grandmaster of the Generation (Underwear)" to commemorate him just like commemorating Ip Man!

At that time, people should comment: Ip Man is also afraid of his wife, and the great man should be allowed to have a little flaw!

, what kind of name do you pass on to future generations! Speaking of overhead underwear, Lao Tzu's head is not empty! The victor, the prince, the loser, the thief, as long as I win against you, the underpants flow grandmaster that people will commemorate in the future should be me!

In all fairness, while each other wore panties on their heads and dressed up ridiculously, it was definitely a high-level battle.

If it is recorded with a video camera, it can definitely be used as a martial arts enlightenment teaching material for teenagers, playing the role of inspirational, fitness, and strengthening the country.

Of course, you have to ask the video processing master to do the panties on the top of your head beforehand.

Otherwise, if the children are given the false impression that they can excel in martial arts as long as they wear underwear on their heads, and their classmates suffer collectively, then they will regret it.

After several struggles, although the owner of the Xu Shao Pavilion was extremely tenacious, he finally showed a little sign of physical exhaustion.

I didn't miss the perfect opportunity for him to be sluggish, as a sweeper leg knocked him to the ground in embarrassment, his back fell on the dirt road, and his backpack was thrown off his shoulder.

He was not seriously injured, and he sat up half-sitting with his hands on the ground, his eyes glazed over at me, who was also out of breath.

"You...... You don't do that either. ”

He belongs to a duck, and his meat is rotten and his mouth is not rotten.

I rushed up in a rage and ran over to kick him to his ground.

The perverted thinking is really weird, he doesn't protect himself, but thinks I'm going for his bag of underwear and stolen goods, his teeth bite his eyes and stare at him, and he jumps over to protect the backpack.

I kicked him in the back, and he grunted, still clutching his backpack.

"Let it go! You pervert! "I couldn't laugh or cry, and kicked him in the back without hesitation.

I don't know when, the berserker mode has subsided, and I feel my muscles sore, but at this time, Xu Shao Pavilion Master no longer has the ability to resist, right?

Unexpectedly, he didn't give up, he actually opened his backpack and took out a pair of underwear and put it on his head.

Nima three knife flow! Although underwear has a strengthening effect on mental power, don't think it's a stimulant!

Sure enough, despite entering the three-knife flow mode, Xu Shaoguan Master could no longer stand up.

He let out a hateful "whining" sound, pulled out a pair of underwear, and wondered if there was any room on his head.

I kicked him and got tired of kicking, and seeing that he was already looking like a lost dog, I relaxed my vigilance, leaned over and asked:

"Why, do you still have to engage in 'five knife streams'? You just have to admit defeat, admit your mistakes, and promise not to make ...... again in the future."

Xu Shao's eyes suddenly flashed with a cold light, and he put a pair of pink lace-edged small panties in his hand diagonally towards my head!

I couldn't dodge, and I was hit!

it! Your outfit is so ruthless and fierce, your underwear is going to tear! What's more, if you put it on diagonally, it will block my eyes!

Could it be that this was done on purpose, intending to block my vision?

Ah, my left eye, the shijie I see through my panties, is so different, so blurry, so ambiguous, the biggest question is - whose panties are these! Since you said that you are only active in the West End, then even if the probability is not too high, this panty may be my classmate, at least a classmate!

After the blow was successful, the owner of the Xu Shao Pavilion showed an excited expression, I don't know if he has no strength to punch, he put the other pair of underwear in his hand and put it on my head.

Do you want to seal my right eye too! How can you succeed! I snatched his panties (he didn't have much strength) and was hesitating to put them back in his backpack, only to see him take out another pair of cartoon panties from his backpack and prepare to do it again.

Are you still addicted to playing!? I was so angry that I directly put the underwear in my hand on the head of Xu Shao's master.

It goes in very hard, and although it doesn't seal your eyes, it blocks your nostrils and makes you breathless!

"hahahahaha"

Because the other party has 4 pairs of underwear on his head, it is too funny, I am laughing weakly, and I can't help but Xu Shaoguan Master jumped up and put the cartoon panties on my head again!

4:3, a four-knife stream and a three-knife stream, what are you playing with me to create a self-created score game?

Speaking of underwear, what you have in your backpack is, I picked up the largest model, and I couldn't help but put it on my head for Master Xu Shaoguan.

5：3！ Ye Lin leads by two points! A standing ovation from the audience! This year's panty pullover finals are sponsored by authentic herbal tea Jia Duo Bao, if you are afraid of getting hot, please drink Jia Duo Bao!

In the moonlit alley, two (juvenile) peerless masters, exhausted their physical strength for the duel, had to frantically put their underwear on each other's heads, which was really an absurd scene.

When I felt that I was about 11:9 ahead, I reached out and grabbed a bra, and when I was worried about how to put the bra on my head, at the end of the alley, in the direction behind the owner of Xu Shaoguan, an angry female voice suddenly came:

"Finally let me get you!"

The woman with her upper body blocked by the black shadow walked vigorously, stretched out her two long legs, and approached us step by step.

Being questioned by the other party behind him, Xu Shaoguan Master trembled, exerted his Zuihou strength, threw the zippered backpack to me, and took advantage of the underwear bra to fall on me with the momentum of the heavenly girl's scattered flowers, he ran away, and soon slipped into a nearby small alley.

I had different styles of women's underwear hanging on my head, shoulders, hands, and legs, and what was worse was that I had 9 pairs of panties on my head (the innermost one was Amy's), and a purple sexy bra that I had just grabbed in my hand, and I didn't know what to do at this time.

The woman found that Xu Shaoguan had run away, and she didn't chase after her immediately, but walked towards me.

As the distance got closer, I realized that this is not Aunt Ren! You just came out of the hotel today, and you came to be a volunteer patrol officer to arrest the underwear thief?

Aunt Ren didn't recognize me at first (there were 9 pairs of panties on my head), and when she saw the bra I was holding in my hand, she immediately blushed angrily.

"You bad things who lack discipline think that you can escape safely and soundly if you steal my underwear hanging on the balcony!"