Knowing that Xiong Yaoyue's laughter was low, Xiaoqin wanted to tell jokes at the dining table in the cafeteria.

"Once upon a time there was a hunter who went hunting in the forest, and Yujian took a bear......"

Nima is this meat joke again! You don't get tired of coming and going! Didn't the class leader say that good children can't tell such jokes!

Ignoring my obstruction, Qin continued, "The hunter shot the bear! But the bear was nimble and agile enough to dodge! ”

Big Horn had obviously heard the joke, and she was a little embarrassed on her face.

"Xiaoqin, let's talk about it differently, don't talk about this in front of Ye Lin, it seems that we girls are all lustful......"

PHS lifted his cheeks with interest, "I like this story a lot, the hunter must be in love with the bear......"

The rotten girl will disperse for me! Don't you listen to it as a joke, but as a story! In your eyes, the black bear is attacking, and the hunter is suffering, right! This is a scene of singing and crying, and the bear is in love, right! The relationship between people can no longer satisfy you.,You've expanded the territory of BL to other species.,I once saw a story on the Internet.,I found out halfway through it that it was a bl.com written by a rotten girl.,To the effect that a scholar fell in love with a pangolin! Wonderful! I can't wait to poke myself in the eye! Pu Songling is going to be angry with you! But I don't dare to seek revenge on you when I come back to life! Because I'm afraid that you will write a new story and say that Pu Songling is in love with Cao Xueqin!

When Xiaoqin said that "Xiong quickly dodged the gunshot", Xiong Yaoyue had already finished eating and was drinking her bottle of Yousan Ru, but suddenly burst out laughing! What's ridiculous! It's because his nickname is "Little Bear", and he thinks of the way he twists his waist and flashes bullets, so he laughs!

It doesn't matter if you laugh, you're squirting out! Squirting out of my nose and mouth! Gong Caicai, who was sitting next to you, was defenseless and was sprayed in the face by you! It's white.,Sticky yosour ru.,Stained hair.、Eyelashes.、It's all over the top.,It's like Gong Caicai has been ejaculated!

Xiong Yaoyue not only didn't daoqian, but also pointed at the stunned Gong Caicai daxiao! I also plan to take a picture with my mobile phone as a souvenir!

"Hahahaha, you see, Caicai doesn't look like an actor in Japan!"

I don't dimly admit that I have seen **, I guess I went to the Internet café with the game team to play LOL, and I found it on the hard disk of the Internet café machine when I was bored, right? You're a little too thick! If you're a boy, it's proper to sexually harass Gong Caicai!

Xiaoqin took out her mobile phone for fear that the world would not be chaotic, "I, I want to take a picture too!" ”

What a joke you're making! Because Gong Aya has N times your boobs, have you always held a grudge! Or is it that the little overlord personality in the depths of your soul has not disappeared, and you must find another target to bully before you give up!

"How, how can you ...... like this?"

Gong Caicai whimpered sadly, took out a pack of handkerchief paper from her pocket, and tried to wipe her face clean.

"Haha, confiscate!" Xiong Yaoyue snatched the paper bag heartlessly.

Gong Caicai wanted to take the paper bag back, but Xiong Yaoyue pressed her head with one hand and pressed her to the seat.

"Give it back! I...... I'm going to be! ”

Miya's threat was unconvincing, and the white liquid dripping from her cheeks made me feel unreminiscent.

"Call your husband and I'll give it back to you!" Xiong Yaoyue said with a grin.

While they were fighting, Xiaoqin took a photo of Gong Caicai.

Then the corners of his mouth went up, showing a dark expression, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Hey, hey, hey, just send the photo to Grandpa Cao......"

What does Nima have to do with Grandpa Cao! Could it be that because Gonggong Cao respects you as his wife, he has already obeyed you! Are you going to hand over the precious material of Gong Caicai's face full of liquid to Gonggong Cao, so that he can photoshop the evil photos with even greater shame! Gong Caicai didn't mess with you at all! Weishenme is going to ruin her reputation like this! Are the poor and the giant are really incompatible!

At this time, the loudspeaker had already gone up to stop Xiong Yaoyue, but PHS put his hand on his chest, looking lost.

Is it really a bloody case caused by ru volume! Because Big Horn's boobs are not small, she participated in the struggle between the first boobs (Gong Caicai) and the third boobs (Xiong Yaoyue), while Xiaoqin and PHS, who are also poor stars, are one gloating and the other standing by!

"Little Bear, you've overdone it!" I patted the table to get her attention, and since she thought of herself as my buddy, buddy made a mistake and should be pointed out bluntly.

"Huh? Have it? Xiong Yaoyue scratched her head, "I think it's okay~~~"

That's how much you think it's okay! For Gong Caicai is "super bad"! Although Confucius said: "Do not do to others what you do not want to be done", but you should not apply it the other way around! You can accept the joke, Gong Caicai can't accept it! People are going to cry!

I took out a pack of handkerchief paper from my trouser pocket and handed it to Gong Caicai across the table.

"Wipe your face with this, and it won't be easy to wipe when the sour ru is dry."

Gong Caicai was stunned for a moment, unusually shy, and took it gratefully, and then I ordered Xiaoqin:

"Delete the photo you just took!"

Xiaoqin immediately pretended to be stupid: "Huh? I just took a picture of the cafeteria aunt! Because she looks like Mama Rong, I took a picture of it for my mother......"

Open your eyes and tell nonsense! And even if the cafeteria aunt is really a bit like Mama Rong, what's the use of you taking it back and showing it to Aunt Ren! Could it be that Aunt Ren's crew lacks a second-class role of "sunrise in the east, only Mama is undefeated"!

I snatched Xiaoqin's mobile phone and deleted the photo of Gong Caicai by dividing it by two.

Nima is such a wicked picture! In case Grandpa Cao really made it into an A'V cover, it would be really messy! Put it on the forum, there must be thousands of "seed" replies!

Take a closer look, huh? Why are there so many photos of me in Xiaoqin's mobile phone! Some of them I slept on my stomach, some of them I played basketball with people on the court, and some of them I drank under the shade of a tree...... When did you secretly shoot it! There are hundreds of them in my phone alone, and I don't know how many have been taken in total, and how many have been engraved into discs and kept forever!

I was so angry that I deleted all the photos without my permission.

Xiaoqin couldn't stop it, and was so shocked that she lay on the dinner table and cried, but I knew she was pretending to cry.

"Woo woo woo ~~~~ Ye Lin is too much!"

Gong Caicai, who finally cleaned up her face, was about to return the leftover handkerchief paper to me, but when she saw Xiaoqin crying, she thought it was because of herself.

In order to protect her interests, she did not hesitate to hurt her childhood sweetheart, in her eyes, she wouldn't look at me like this, right?

"I'm sorry!" Gong Caicai bowed deeply and said to Xiaoqin Daoqian, "Please don't cry anymore, otherwise, I ...... I ......"

She finally held back her tear ducts, but she was hooked by Xiaoqin's cry, and she was about to cry again.

Hearing Gong Caicai's daoqian, Xiaoqin raised her head from the table, and there were no tears on her face.

"If you give me back your breasts, I won't cry!"

"That's—that kind of thing ......"

Regarding Xiaoqin's unreasonable request, Gong Caicai actually thought about it seriously.

"I'm sorry, that kind of thing really can't be done!"

Because Xiong Yaoyue, the most noisy person, didn't really take photos of Gong Caicai, so this matter came to an end.

After listening to the advice of my "best friend", Xiong Yaoyue, who realized her mistake, bought a bottle of Yousan Ru for Gong Caicai as daoqian, and said to Gong Caicai very earnestly:

"If you're not angry, spray me in the face!"

Then he closed his eyes and looked like he was willing to kill.

Of course, Gong Caicai would not do that, she said weakly:

"As long as you don't bully me a little less in the future......"

After lunch, I received a call from Director Cao.

Originally, I was worried that he was going to let me steal Amy's panties again, but this time I wouldn't agree anyway, even if he offered 30,000 yuan a piece, I would sternly refuse.

Actually, if you're not particularly picky, as long as you bring some dog food, you can buy Amy's panties from Obama's mouth! But I'm not going to share this kind of important information with you!

As a result, Director Cao didn't mention the underwear at all, but discussed with me to make the video of "Overhead Underwear, Miracle Achievement" that went viral on the Internet into a super weapon to promote "Bloody Battle in Jinling".

Father-in-law Cao and I just said casually, you are still serious!

"Xiao Yezi, my son didn't say it casually, don't look at his young age, he is very market-minded like me!"

That's right, PS nude 'photo' that time, he made a lot of money.

"I plan to officially promote you as Wu Sheng's stuntman and let you appear on the TV talk show "Little People, Big Dreams......"

What? also invited Su Qiao to tell her about her journey from a trick actor all the way, isn't that show with high ratings?

"Ratings or something, it depends on the content! Content! I'm going to invite not only you, but your opponents, and then have you all in your panties on the talk show! Then the ratings will soar into the sky! ”

Your sister! It's shame that soars into the sky! If I really go on TV like that, I won't have the face to go back to school in No. 28 Middle School! Don't stop me, I'm going to live in seclusion in the mountains! That pair of hunters and bears who are in love with human-bears, don't bother me when the time comes!

In order to hype up his own micro-movie, Director Cao desperately asked me who the person with good legs was, and how much it cost to invite him to wear underwear to participate in the show.

Nima's family is not bad for money! He is the young owner of the Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym! Although he often does this kind of thing like putting panties on his head, he will never do it openly on TV! In that case, his father's business should plummet! Not to mention that all the female students ran away, the male students would also leave one after another because they were suspected of being perverted! At that time, Xu Jinsheng can only sell his industry and develop from scratch in another province! I might even kick you to death before I leave!

I sternly rejected Director Cao's request, saying that I didn't know the person who fought with me, and that I would not do it if I took all the 2 million given to you by the investor! Do it yourself!

"The panties on my head are nothing to me," said Director Cao worriedly, "I have already done it in a Japanese entertainment show...... But this time my overhead panties are useless, only you, the party, can attract attention! ”

After that, Director Cao gave me a lot of conditions, such as letting me play the leading role in the next movie or something, I was extremely suspicious that his next movie would be **, so I rejected him.