"Burn my body, the flame is blazing, what joy is life, and what is the pain of death......"

Li Xiaoxing sat cross-legged on the bed, closed his eyes and listened, expecting to turn back time to a week ago.

Xun Buqun, who was cultivating in Qing, couldn't bear to throw a rabbit over, "It's endless." ”

Li Xiaoxing: "It will take seven days to overdue, and I only have five days...... For the sake of good and evil, for the sake of light, joy and sorrow, all are dust......"

Xun Buqun lowered his mouth and felt that his biceps were a little itchy.

I want to find someone to beat me up.

“…… Have mercy on my world, there is much sorrow, pity on my world, there are many sorrows......"

A stool-shaped pillow was pasted on Li Xiaoxing's face, and she fell backwards when she smashed it, Li Xiaoxing picked up the pillow, and suddenly felt that his nose was hot, and a few drops of red liquid dripped down, and he was dumbfounded, "I said, you are too crispy." ”

Hurriedly pulled two balls of paper and stuffed them into his nostrils, Li Xiaoxing raised his neck high, and Xun Buqun thought about it: "No! I remember saying that it was wrong to raise your head when you had a nosebleed, and you should lower your head! ”

"Rather than believe in your memory, I would rather believe in the wisdom of the people, my mother and my grandmother taught me this, and I will teach my children this way in the future." Li Xiaoxing turned the fallacy into their ancestral inheritance in one sentence, and it was passed on to women but not men.

Xun Buqun was sore by the children's toothache, just like shaking his hands and pouring half a bottle of vinegar in Malatang, but because she was the "reason" that Li Xiaoxing was injured for some reason, she had to swallow the taunt back into her stomach, and she was breathless.

She clutched the place where she was screaming for a while, and found that the wound on the other side did not have any patient love.

Li Xiaoxing naturally skipped the evening self-study, and asked Xun Buqun to buy a cross-bridge rice noodles and battle chicken, plus a dessert strawberry double skin milk when he came back, and snacks of his choice.

During this period, she secretly took off the toilet paper, but in order to increase the disability level, she cheated on eating and drinking, so she pretended to bleed after giving birth.

The dormitory is herself, Li Xiaoxing stared at the lamp for a few seconds, gave up the idea of turning off the light with the power of thought, and picked up a mop rod from the top of the cabinet.

The bedroom is dark, and such a quiet atmosphere is rare in a century, suggesting that it can be amplified.

Li Xiaoxing decided not to miss the opportunity to open an app, and chose to pay to watch a newly baked Opa Smida horror film, the special effects of this horror film are estimated to be worth only three cents, but because of the male protagonist's appearance and the plot of selling corruption, many people recommend it, Li Xiaoxing is a veteran lover of horror films, from the horror of 400 years to the human skin inn, from the Grim Reaper to the Walking Dead, horror and gore and some erotic elements to season, it is simply delicious.

The network speed is very powerful, and after the instant loading is completed, there is a misty and weird prelude, skipping the beginning, the sleeping Oba appears in the shot, the eyelashes are very long, the face is very white, the nose is very straight, and the eyes are ...... I don't know if I haven't opened my eyes, I don't know, I am slender and muscular, I am polite and polite, or I am a sound and lustful place insulator, it is said that I have not been to those places in bars and nightclubs, and in modern society it is a scarce resource that is difficult to find with a lantern, and it is a good house at the level of a summer resort in the mouth of an uncle and aunt.

Seeing that Oba's face was automatically replaced by Wan Sui's face, she was so frightened that her five holes dilated, and the toilet paper roll fell out of her nostrils directly.

·

Twenty years ago

Wan Sui was born in a delivery room with her, and there are not too many newborns born from this delivery room every year, but if you want to be subjectively deceived, it is not impossible to pull out the word fate, in Li Xiaoxing's mind, Wan Sui is fate with her boss.

Although they separated after birth, they didn't meet until more than ten years later, when Li Xiaoxing was already a junior high school candidate.

At this time, Wan Sui had already skipped a grade and went to high school.

That day, Li Xiaoxing was walking home after morning exercise, the community was very quiet, after climbing a steep slope, a particularly cute small dog who didn't know what breed it was anyway was not Teddy barked at her, and excitedly wanted to pounce on her.

The one leading the dog is a special kawaii Zhengtai, half a head shorter than Li Xiaoxing, and it seems that it may be her junior or something.

Zhengtai looked at her, tried to hold the dog chain, and said helplessly to the dog, "Don't look at the beautiful young lady and run there." ”

This Zhengtai is Wan Sui who has an indissoluble bond with Li Xiaoxing.

Li Xiaoxing didn't close his mouth all the way, and he walked with the wind.

She has to brag about this matter again, saying how cute the dog is, if it weren't for the fact that the family doesn't allow pets, she would like to raise one, and that Zhengtai is really handsome and must be a handsome guy when he grows up.

It wasn't until she was admitted to high school that she saw Wan Sui at school.

At that time, Wan Sui still didn't grow much taller, a sophomore in high school, in his early sixties of one meter.

Actually a year older than her?

The tide of freshmen came and went quickly, Li Xiaoxing stared at his childish face and clothes and pants that were obviously high school uniforms, and said something that made her regret for life, "You skipped a grade?" Can you get used to high school life at such a young age? ”

"......" Wan Sui changed his shy face in seconds, "Ah, you are the sister that Maruko likes very much?" ”

Maruko is the name of a dog.

So Li Xiaoxing was in a good mood and invited his brother Zhengtai, who met again, to drink a cup of milk tea, and asked the family to help move the luggage, Li Xiaoxing's conscience was uneasy and he always felt that he was employing child labor, at that time Wan Sui said something, "Although I am young, my strength is not small." After saying that, he gave her a vibrant smile.

Later, whenever he remembered today's scene, Li Xiaoxing couldn't help but explode on the spot.

As for the question of why Wan Sui went to the second year of high school, he fooled her like this: "Because I jumped several levels, I originally wanted to jump to the third year of high school." ”

There's nothing wrong with it, geniuses like to skip grades.

It's not uncommon for genius teenagers to be anything, so Li Xiaoxing didn't use her brain cerebellum at all to think about what's wrong.

In the second semester of the second semester of high school, when she was in the second semester of high school, Wan Sui began to grow like a hormone, every day I saw him a little taller than yesterday, in just two years, he grew from 1.6 meters to 1.8 meters, and his clothes and pants changed quickly.

One day after evening self-study, Li Xiaoxing touched Wan Sui's protruding shoulder blades and complained, "Grow too fast, all the nutrition is used to grow taller, and there is not much meat on the body." ”

Wan Sui looked at her with deep eyes.

Before he could do anything, a bright flashlight shook the two of them from behind, and the security guard's characteristic rough voice came, "You two! Say about the two of you! I've been staring at the two of you for a long time, what do you want to do so closely? ”

Li Xiaoxing's back rubbed against the ground and a cold air jumped up, and Wan Sui was rarely stunned.

The security guard wanted to catch the chicken thief and arrested them in the security room, and asked the parents without asking, trying to confirm their charge of "messing with the relationship between men and women".

Li Xiaoxing made a miserable call to the Queen Mother on the left side of his face and a miserable one on the right side, and said the matter again, the security guard's face was a little solemn, staring at Wan Sui, and turning around on his tall physique, "Brother? Take out your ID card and I'll take a look. ”

Wan Sui: ......

Then he said unhurriedly: "I am a student, what do I do when I go to school with my ID card every day, and I don't have an exam." ”

He was right, and the security guard stared at his backpack and gave up on the idea of a body search.

Li Xiaoxing's house lived close, and the Empress Dowager Li Miao Fang walked in with a tiger and a tiger style, and she immediately deterred the security guard who wanted to beat the rake upside down, oh, her mother is the women's director.

Her mother sat down on the chair and said, "I don't know when your school has this rule, boys and girls can't go together, I didn't have this rule when I was young." ”

Security guard: "The black lights are sticky together, who knows what they are going to do!" ”

"Bang!" Empress Dowager Li slapped the table hard, making Li Xiaoxing tremble three times in fright, and said in a deep voice: "According to what you say, they are sticky?" Go forward, learn from Mom, how you are sticky with him. ”

Security guards: I've never seen a mom like this!

Li Xiaoxing mumu hummed dumbly, and reacted that the Empress Dowager Li was planning to support her, coughed and walked to Wan Sui's side, pressed his shoulder, and said earnestly: "Sister said to let you eat well, you have grown too fast recently, and you have no meat on your body, and it hurts to look at me and my mother......"

Her trembling tail after being distressed listened to Wan Sui's heart of the kitten scratching, and rubbed it with her little furry head.

Empress Dowager Li: Hehe, when I go back, I should interrogate your father where to make a younger brother for you, and the face is not his species, and there is a rape field on his head.

She sneered and looked at the security guard, "See, right?" ”

Security: This mother's painting style is different from the parents they met before!

The security guards arrested the boys and girls who were not old and young and fell in love, and they were generally like dead mothers when they called their parents, and when Li Xiaoxing called so quickly, they felt that something was wrong, and it was even more wrong when the parents came.

The security guard squeezed out a smile and sighed: "This is our work mistake, apologize to the two classmates, we are also thinking about the physical and mental health of the children, now these children, one by one, are not long-hearted, that third middle school, isn't there another person who wants to jump off the building for love, although he was saved later, but he can't go to school......"

The security guard's words put his position on the moral high ground, Li Xiaoxing glanced at his kidney deficiency face full of wealth, and he didn't see that he cared about the world.

However, people who do not have enough experience can really be deceived.

She glanced at Empress Dowager Li worriedly, this glance gave her great confidence, and she could see that her mother didn't even believe in punctuation.

Empress Dowager Li looked at "It is better to believe in a man's broken mouth than to believe that there are ghosts in the world", and said: "I have already called Chen Jianguo over, and we will analyze the problem later, especially the principled mistakes of some comrades." ”

When the security guard heard the principled mistake, he was a little confused, as if he had returned to the feudal society from the 21st century when there were no taboos, and Chen Jianguo, who was that?

Most of the time, the principal is a mascot in the school, and the school work is presided over by the vice principals, and the principal only needs to concentrate on his career.

It didn't take long for the headmaster to arrive.

Suddenly, this small security room had a feeling of fluffiness.

Legend has it that the toilets in the principal's office are all inlaid with gold, and I don't know if it's true or not.

The principal turned his gaze to Li Xiaoxing, who suddenly contracted his lower abdomen, producing symptoms of nervous stomach pain.

The principal squinted his eyes and lengthened his tone, "Do you have any opinions for this parent to react?" ”

Wait a minute! The principal's tone is wrong, it doesn't seem to be with the Empress Dowager Li? The security guard also realized this problem, and took two steps forward and said, "Leader, this is how ...... this"

The security guard made up a pass, and the principal smiled when he heard it, his mouth was almost grinning behind his ears, and he walked over and patted Wan Sui on the back, "Well done, very much my style back then." ”

Li Xiaoxing: The principal's painting style is wrong!

Empress Dowager Li was angry and took the case: "Chen Jianguo! ”

Li Xiaoxing swore that this was the first time she had seen Empress Dowager Li like this in seventeen years.

Principal: "Don't get excited, what should I do if I have a tire?" ”

………… Tire gas?

Li Xiaoxing's eyes fell on the Queen Mother's waist, which had recently become thicker, and his suspicion was great.

The Queen Mother was furious, the three class enemies in this house had made her scold her, and the Queen Mother couldn't do anything to be angry with the 'big girl' in front of people, so she looked at Wan Sui.

Wan Sui played the living dead the whole time, leaning against the wall, and at some point put headphones in his ears.

Li Xiaoxing: I'm in dire straits, and you're listening to the song there.

Wan Sui raised his head, the teenage boy was really picturesque, the Queen Mother looked at him, her expression eased a lot, and handed Li Xiaoxing a 'good eye' look.

Li Xiaoxing knew that if she was 'caught and caught' with a crooked melon and cracked dates, Empress Dowager Li would not be able to publicize the ugliness of the housekeeper.

Wan Sui was very polite, and this kid was so good, he called out obediently, "Auntie." ”

Empress Dowager Li pointed at the security guard, "I haven't heard anything you think, now let's talk about it." ”

Wan Sui lazily glanced at the security guard with stupid eyes, "I'm lame, I'm still blind." ”

Li Xiaoxing: ............

Wan Sui snorted, walked to the door with long legs in a few steps, and dropped a sentence, "Can I take a fancy to her?" Blind? ”

After that, get out.

The headmaster's security guard, Mrs. Li, looked at each other.

Li Xiaoxing didn't say anything, she was caught off guard.

Empress Dowager Li dragged Li Xiaoxing home, punished her for kneeling on the remote control for two hours as a punishment, and educated: "What is a male sex?" The old lady looked at that kid and was bent! He trims his eyebrows, wears lotion, and sprays perfume, you know? If he can take a fancy to you if his aesthetics are normal, what if you are a fairy to earth? inherited 90% of your father's genes, and thought that there was a male god with a normal sexual orientation who could take a fancy to you. ”

Li Xiaoxing expressed disbelief, "Why can't you ......?"

Empress Dowager Li was very sure, "I think you just read too many of those brainless romance novels, let's see." ”

Li Xiaoxing said: "Bet on it." ”