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Evening before self-study

"Li Xiangqian! Get the hell out of here! "On the second floor of the women's dormitory of F University, a young girl with her hair messed up into a chicken nest shouted downstairs with her hands on the balcony, and the flowers of the motherland who passed by looked up one after another, only to see a woman with a face covered in sea mud waving quickly with a pair of leggings, one leg has stepped out of the balcony, half of her body is hanging outside, and she is about to go to the social version of the posture.

The students who watched the excitement were shocked and felt that they were in the scene of a suspense film.

There is a girl with five big and three thick behind Miss Xun Kanmi, who is the man of the year in F University, the captain of the volleyball team and a national first-class athlete, Miss Kong Wusen, she is holding on to Miss Xun Kuji's waist, and shouts downstairs while tearing her throat, "Li Xiangqian!" If you don't get back, you're going to jump off! ”

These three plot characters are all sisters of the No. 4 girls' dormitory 221 bedroom, the friends of Jinlan who are allied by blood, looking for a short time to see the name and looking for the group, the people of the rivers and lakes are called the general manager, and they were placed high hopes on their parents when they were born, hoping that she would be "outstanding" in her life, but due to various internal factors such as genetic problems, "Zhuoer" did not learn, but "not the group" learned ten out of ten, because this girl was born to know the way of philosophers, and every day she held the masterpiece of Plato's master and apprentice to confuse the public, looking forward to developing believers among the people, and she was frustrated every day for three years of college, successfully had an epiphany of the glorious proverb "It's not me but the world that is wrong", and suffered from family genetic depression.

Contrary to looking for a short view, Kong Wusen is a person who is crazy, born with infinite strength, under the terrifying theorem that most girls will develop horizontally after graduating from high school, she actually broke through the inertia and grew taller at a rate of three centimeters per year, until last year after breaking the 175 mark and suspending growth, she was so scared that she spent a lot of money to go to the provincial hospital for a full body examination, for fear of suffering from gigantism.

And Li Xiangqian, who was clamoring to persuade her to turn back, is known as Li Xiaoxing, and it is rumored that her father plans to name her Li Shenxing or Li Duxing, hoping that she will be a lady who is cautious in her words and deeds, but because the name is too strong in the sense of the times, she had to take a small line that is quite "trendy", and Li Xiaoxing himself always feels that she is calling a cat.

And the reason why she was forced to turn back by looking for a short time and persuading her to turn back is because Comrade Li Xiangqian didn't know when he awakened the useless and unlucky skill of attracting "crooked boys", so that she is always in constant trouble, and every once in a while she will be surrounded and intercepted by various male creatures with the potential of "cheating on the same wife", and even under the pretext of "let's start dating for the purpose of marriage" - your purpose is to get married!

"I won't touch a finger of you before I get married, I respect you." - Damn, you won't touch it even after you get married!

"I will be good to you for the rest of my life, and I will not split my legs." - The only thing in the world that can't split legs is mermaids.

F University is a school with a history of half a century, with a very strong artistic and academic atmosphere, and it is also in a leading position among more than a dozen universities around, and of course, the number of boys in the bend is also there.

Thirty minutes ago, there was another suspected boy of the bend of the boy swiped the screen on the campus network and said, "Senior Sister Li Xiaoxing, I have been paying attention to you for a long time, please chant poems under the big willow tree by the lake tonight, and talk about life ideals, okay?" ”。

What a p!

Li Xiaoxing blew up at the time, according to her years of experience in being pursued by bent boys, this kind of stupid confession that a faggot would write only if she hadn't chased a girl, how could she not see that she was not a fertilized egg! Please asked the polytechnic next door to check the IP address, and three minutes later, I directly located the dormitory number.

Li Xiaoxing looked at the address of the art department on the text message and sneered, if he had just suspected that it might be a real Geng Zhi boy, now he is sure that the absolute bend is correct.

The art department of F University is known as the department, and nine out of ten of the people who confessed to her in her two-year college career came from this department, is this a good start to the junior year? Li Xiaoxing sneered, ready to beat the junior brother to a good start.

Li Xiaoxing ignored Xun Jianjian and Kong Wusen's obstruction, and was ready to rush to the art department to prepare for a fight.

She looked at Mr. Xun with a side face while wearing a windbreaker nobly and coldly, and said indifferently: "I'm going to fight, and the people who fight side by side with me are my compatriots and my comrades-in-arms." ”

Mr. Xun has been tormented by depression for many years, and he feels that he is weak and weak and is not the opponent of a group of men in the art department, shaking his head to say that he can only support mentally, Kong Wusen sneered and pinched his orchid finger, "That's it?" Guys. ”

"Physiologically, they are."

Li Xiaoxing asked Kong Wusen: "Iron pillar, do you want to fight?" ”

I thought that the eldest sister would pat her chest and say, "If you want to fight, you will fight", although Kong Wusen has never haunted the rivers and lakes since his junior retired, but there are still legends about her on the rivers and lakes.

Kong Wusen's nostrils turned to the sky: "A little sissy cub, you can't deal with it." ”

In Kong Wusen's analysis, Li Xiaoxing felt that he "could catch up with Britain and the United States in ten years and nine", and he could grow watermelons the size of a truck in the field.

On the way to the art department, Li Xiaoxing felt that the combat cells in his whole body were ignited, as if he was watching the Lakers vs. Cavaliers on the spot, picking his nose and flying with nonsense, flirting with his legs and touching porcelain, she couldn't burn. Since the previous seniors graduated and left, she was upgraded to an old bird, and the idiots in the senior year also suffered her losses, and no long-eyed Xiaoxiao dared to offend her majesty, as for this junior who wanted to talk to her about life ideals before and after spending the first month, most of them had not heard of her legend.

Li Xiaoxing looked at the address on the text message again, and privately thought that it was necessary to teach him how to be a person instead of his parents.

As for why Mr. Xun and Brother Kong called her back in the back, they probably had enough to eat.

Li Xiaoxing's Chinese Department and Art Department are separated by several kilometers, one in the westernmost and the other in the easternmost, separated by a huge artificial lake, and there is a taste of old and dead not getting along.

The concept of multiple trenches in the art department has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, but as soon as he entered the scope of the art department, Li Xiaoxing was still stimulated by the strong gap between the rich and the poor to want revolution. Settle down, find the No. 5 apartment on the address, these apartments are only five floors highest, at most two people in a room, compared with other departments of four-person rooms, six-person rooms and even eight-person rooms, like aristocrats and paupers, Li Xiaoxing also had the opportunity to study in the art department, she focused on how the dormitory was between applying for the exam, but unfortunately the annual cost of the art department is very high, her family is not unaffordable, but Li Xiaoxing's parents think that she is a person who does not even have aesthetics to go to the art department and can only graduate and be unemployed.

Standing still in front of the No. 5 dormitory building, looking at the dormitory manager's room, it was pitch black, and under the cruel rule that "girls in the boys' dormitory can enter casually, and girls will break their legs as soon as they enter", Li Xiaoxing swaggered in, and sure enough, no one stopped him.

Because of the frequent comings and goings of girls, most of these boys are neatly dressed, and when they saw Li Xiaoxing with a raw face, they looked at her in surprise, most of them thought that she was a civet cat who broke into the fox's nest.

Li Xiaoxing went up to the fifth floor unimpeded, during which there was a junior who seemed to be the head of the building who wanted to stop her, but when he asked her if she was going to 525, his face became strange, and he actually let her go up, Li Xiaoxing didn't think much about it, and went up the last step.

525 is in the innermost room in the northwest corner, and there is no sound in the corridor quietly, just like the people with cockroaches in this building do not eat the fireworks of the world.

She was thinking that it was a friendly knock on the door to educate the junior first, and let him know that harassing the senior sister so unscrupulously was not conducive to him continuing to mix in F University, which Cheng thought that the school's webpage had been updated, and he was ashamed to say that he wanted to see the stars and moon with her, and he actually came to the sentence "I'm joking, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!" "Damn, April Fool's Day is still seven months away, are you spending April Fool's Day in hell?

After reading this news, Li Xiaoxing's hand was still on the door in the last second, ready to knock, and the next second he went directly to his feet, "Bang dang!" There was a loud noise, the door was originally hidden, and Li Xiaoxing was forced to learn martial arts since he was a child, and his leg muscles were very strong, this kick caused the whole building to shake, and the ashes fell down, I thought it was a dead building, and after this kick, all kinds of bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods came out, and all kinds of riotous fan woke up from hibernation, pushed the door to check, and their big eyes were full of "What's the situation?" "Aliens are coming?" "Boyfriend is coming to fight?" - In a word: there is a good show to watch.

It's a pity that he knows 'don't want to go into the village quietly to shoot', Li Xiaoxing locked the door after entering. Don't forget to warn them with murderous and wanton eyes.

There were thick light-blocking curtains in the room, and the lights hadn't been turned on yet, so I couldn't see my fingers, there were only two rooms in total, and one door was closed - according to the strength of her kick just now, I am afraid that she will not wake up in this life if she has not woken up to investigate the enemy's situation. So Li Xiaoxing decisively turned right and leaned against the door of the hidden room, and there was a sound in the house, probably getting dressed, and he didn't come out to answer for a long time, only a muddy "ah", it seemed that he didn't expect a woman to come in.

The darkness gave Li Xiaoxing unparalleled courage, coupled with the fact that she was originally here to make trouble, and the incomparably weak voice of the "junior" in the dormitory greatly aggravated her rightist thoughts, she almost didn't think about it with the guy who ate on her neck, and took advantage of the dark moon and the high wind to press the junior who was getting dressed on the bed with one hand, and the place where he started was slippery, this junior should be sleeping naked.

It's a good habit.

"Do you know who I am?"

Li Xiaoxing asked coldly, and suddenly regained the feeling that she had not been a big brother for many years, her strength was unanimously recognized by the teachers of the sports school, saying that if she continued to practice, the gold medal in the next and next throwing Olympic events would be contracted by her, and maybe she could go to become the queen of the shot put, but unfortunately Li Xiaoxing heard that the shot put would grow an irreparable biceps muscle on his arm after throwing too much, so he regretfully gave up the gold that was about to arrive...... Gold medal.

Seeing that the junior brother didn't talk, Li Xiaoxing estimated that he might be scared stupid, and at this time, the neighbors who finally reacted began to slam the door frantically, and in less than a minute, the news that Wansui's house was broken into by female hooligans was well known, and everyone's first reaction was: The female hooligan looks good? Second reaction: Lying in the groove Wan Sui insisted on sleeping naked for a hundred years, will the senior sister not be able to hold it.

Li Xiaoxing didn't know what was going on, and he was committed to letting his junior understand what would happen if he offended his senior sister.

The hand that was stuck in the other party's throat tightened, and when he heard his unbearable "moan/moan", he let go of his hand and touched the other party's cheek, which is worthy of the skin of the art department, smooth and delicate, no oil and no acne, and the contour is also very good.

Given that the other party may be a handsome guy, Li Xiaoxing's tone is much better, "In my opinion, you may have been scolded, I don't know my Li Xiaoxing's name, as long as you delete the post, I will not blame the past, as for the compensation for moral damages, you can just look at it, but if I am not satisfied, I will still come to you...... Tsk, it's noisy. ”

The classmates outside were still slamming the door very neighborly, Li Xiaoxing stood up and was ready to educate them what it means to be a true gentleman who is silent in chess, but as soon as she stood up, her hand was grabbed, and her hot and humid hand completely wrapped her little hand, which suddenly gave her the illusion that a bird was a human.

It's all an illusion!

The mushroom stew he meowed yesterday must have been mixed with poisonous mushrooms!

She just wanted to tease with the sentence "I can't bear my sister for a while", but she heard the junior brother say in a very male voice that was more aggressive than her: "Li Xiangqian, I haven't grown up for many years." Boys' dormitories dare to break in, huh? What was that pose called? Wall knock? Or - the bed is knocking? ”

I only heard a click The purple bedside lamp turned on, and when I saw the evil outline of that person, Li Xiaoxing's brain cerebellum was swiped by who I am, and she stiffly stepped back with her hands and feet, until she retreated to the wall, the back of her head slammed on the switch, the light flashed, and the whole room lit up in an instant, shining on an acquaintance who was half-hidden.

She blinked blankly, and suddenly couldn't remember what her name was, who was that idiot Li Xiaoxing and Li Xiangqian, hurry up and get out and clean up this mess!

It's a pity that Li Xiaoxing and Li Xiangqian coincidentally chose to transfer strategically after realizing that the incident was serious, and also took away all the reserve materials, including IQ, EQ, courage, offensive energy, boyfriend strength, and took away the arm strength she was proud of, and injected a neurotoxin called "soft-footed shrimp" into her muscles in a particularly despicable way.

She looked at Wan Sui, the other party was half-leaning on the head of the bed, the thin autumn quilt was pulled below the waistline, the eight-pack abs full of desire, and the dolphin-colored quilt didn't know if it was intentional or forced to only cover the most critical places, and the slender thighs were exposed.

Li Xiaoxing swallowed her saliva very unproductively, her saliva volume was directly proportional to the beauty value of the person who attracted her saliva, so you can see how loud she swallowed her saliva sound.

The smile at the corner of Wan Sui's mouth expanded, his narrow eyes, and the red marks at the end of his eyes were dying, and he didn't remove his makeup when he slept, so be careful of premature aging.

Wan Sui said firmly: "You swallowed saliva at me just now." ”

turned out to be an affirmative sentence, Li Xiaoxing stood up tenaciously after making a mistake, and his mind was bright, thinking that the post must not have been sent by Wan Sui, and asked: "Where did the person next door to you go?" ”

Wan then asked quietly, "Do you know?" ”

Li Xiaoxing glanced at him, pretending to be an old cadre of the abstinence department and said: "I didn't know each other before, but I will know each other in the future." After speaking, I felt that the previous sentence could be ranked in the top three of 'Li Xiaoxing's quotations', if her tone was more forced, it would be more perfect, she looked at Wan Sui's eyes proudly, look at it, Li Xiaoxing is no longer Li Xiaoxing who was played with by you in the palm of his hand in the past.

After speaking, she looked at Wan Sui coldly, glad that she spent five minutes painting the domineering side leaking royal sister makeup, wearing eight-centimeter high heels, holding her arms and continuing to taunt, "Wan Sui, I won't just forget about what you did to me before." ”

According to the law of ups and downs of events in the primary school Chinese textbook, this plot should come to an end, but unfortunately Wan Sui did not play cards according to the rules, he actually picked up the horns of the quilt and made a gesture to open -

Wan Sui said suspiciously: "Why don't you call it?" ”

Li Xiaoxing: "Do you think I will be deceived twice by the same trick?" If you have the ability, you can open it——!!!!! ”

Ten seconds later, Li Xiaoxing rolled out of the art department's territory, vowing that he would never step into it in his life.