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Li Xiaoxing has always had a phobia of marriage, and she feels that getting married is a particularly tragic thing.

After every girl gets married, it is inevitable that she will have marriage and family problems, aging rapidly, and it will be even worse after giving birth, physical fat is a trivial matter, raising children is tiring, there is no nanny to take care of the poor conditions at home, and tearing up with her mother-in-law every day is second only to the epic disaster blockbuster "School" "Housewife".

Before getting married, everyone will wear beautiful clothes to go shopping, the most ideal state of life is to be single, have a house, a car, a deposit, a cat and a dog are good-looking, have dreams, and have pursuits, and after getting married, it will inevitably become the most hated kind of people who get together with three or five friends to complain about how busy her husband is, unwilling to do housework, not hygienic, never know how to help take care of children, will not take the initiative to cook, wash dishes, do housework, and know how to play games. Isn't this the same as Auntie, although it is avoided as much as possible, but this kind of life is the future life of every young girl, stumbling over life is indispensable, and no one can be spared.

When Li Xiaoxing was 18 years old, she vowed to be a girl forever, only for her 18th birthday, and all other birthdays were 18 years and a few months, she didn't have a 19th birthday, a 20th birthday, or a 21st birthday, she was so capricious.

When I went downstairs, Wan Sui used the supermarket shopping bag to pack those babies, Li Xiaoxing saw it in his eyes, and it hurt in his heart, it was really a straight man, how could a girl put cosmetics and skin care products in the supermarket shopping bag, I really want to ask if you don't have a bag? Boxes are also available.

But after all, the staff is short, and these things together are enough for Li Xiaoxing's living expenses for one year, no, maybe it is more than the total cost of four years of college.

When I was standing at the elevator entrance and waiting for the elevator to come up, there was a voice behind me and so on.

Li Xiaoxing had a bad premonition, she glanced at the bewitching male neighbor who came over, the other party was wearing a red shirt and a white coat today, so sassy with him was unexpectedly good-looking.

Called Dongliu I don't know what the surname is, and the neighbor let out a disdainful snort after seeing Li Xiaoxing, and Zhang Dongliu behind him went out and walked past Ali unhurriedly. He was also quite handsome in a camel-colored windbreaker, on the other hand, Wan Sui should be younger than both of them, wearing a black suit that had not changed for thousands of years, with a white shirt, and no accessories except for watches. No, there are still cat bags in hand.

"Morning." Li Xiaoxing took the lead in saying good morning to Mr. Dongliu, who didn't know what his surname was, Mr. Dongliu looked at her with his nostrils uncooperatively, and reluctantly replied Hello, Li Xiaoxing opened his mouth, and wanted to laugh when she thought of how angry Mr. Dongliu would be when he gave birth to a cub romantically, but at this moment she couldn't help it, and asked very friendly, "I don't know what your surname is?" You don't want me to call you by your name, Mr. Dongliu, it's nice. ”

"My surname is Shi, Shi's Shi."

He Lu Shi Zhang, these two people even have their surnames lined up together.

Isn't her life a romance, but a pure love? The protagonists are these two guys, and it's very likely if you look at your face.

"Mr. Wan, Miss Li, I got up very early, a car downstairs was smashed last night, it should be Miss Li's, is it okay?"

is also a couple of people who live together, why is the gap between people so big?

sighed, looked at Shi Dongliu, and then looked at Mr. Xihe, these two people are so compatible.

"The husband and wife upstairs quarreled, but they have already given me a new one, parked downstairs, and it is very efficient."

Rich, capricious.

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When she passed by the shopping street on her way to school, she noticed that many stores had hung nonsensical banners on top of the signs or between the trees in front of the door overnight.

For example, the one who specializes in selling imported snacks hung a banner that read: I don't know why, I'm going to pull a banner, and then the fruit seller next door also hung a banner that reads: I don't know why, I saw the beautiful shopkeeper next door pull a banner and I also pulled one, and the hot pot restaurant opposite was not to be outdone, and pulled a piece that said: I don't know why I want to join in the fun, and the cake shop pulled a one that reads, I don't know why, I want to pull a more dick than them; The women's clothing store pulled a banner that said: I don't know why I walked in formation, and the men's clothing store next to it pulled a banner that read: I don't know why, I have nothing to do with the women's clothing store next door, followed by the Apple store, pulled a banner: I don't know why, I just want to have a lively banner...... And so on and so forth.

Li Xiaoxing was a little dazed, could it be that she missed any fashion trends after she slept.

Stopped the car, looked out, there was a car with law enforcement written on it, walked to the door of a store and said: "You can't hang banners at will, this does not meet the regulations, now hanging banners need to be approved, you need to apply to the urban management department for approval before hanging banners, after approval, it is necessary to set up according to the approved scope, location, quantity, specifications, content and deadline, and at the same time to keep clean and beautiful, the text is standardized, no damage, no defects......"

This big brother is very neat, he still speaks Mandarin, when does a banner have such strict standards, is it idle and panicked?

Li Xiaoxing said that he couldn't understand how interesting these banners were, maybe they could also promote GDP growth, why should they suppress the enthusiasm of working people so much.

The female shopkeeper said, "What kind of rules are these, no leader has conveyed them to us." Besides, we hung things in our own store, and we didn't provoke anyone, hey, big brother, what do you think of my coat today? Fu doesn't meet the regulations, huh? ”

Li Xiaoxing nodded, quite agreeing, according to this statement, when their school graduates, they often hang some banners with similar content, for example, when the senior brother leaves, the junior sister will be handed over to you to take care of; Or the senior sister, the senior brothers are all juniors, so they shouldn't meet the regulations.

Unexpectedly, the eldest brother was quite reasonable, and patiently explained to the shopkeeper: "You are the main street, and there are often leaders who come to inspect and inspect, and your stores are all very delicate and belong to the category of the city's appearance...... The shop is not easy to deal with......"

It's like seeing a particularly beautiful big girl with crooked lipstick, and passers-by can't help but go up to remind her, but if you see a very exciting woman's eyebrows crooked, I don't think it's someone's performance art, or it's aesthetically like that.

The female shopkeeper agreed, and said that when the male clerk arrived, she would immediately go and take down the banner. The eldest brother nodded, looked at the banner on a street, and sighed, the task is very heavy, you can't notify them one by one, it's better to call all the shopkeepers together, no, if someone has a bad temper, they will attack in groups, and what if they do it without waiting for the explanation? It's better to inform the family, the sporting goods store, forget it, the biceps in the store seems to be thicker than his thighs, so let's talk to the female owner of the cake shop first.

Li Xiaoxing seemed to have learned the basic deduction method in an instant, and saw the complex and changeable emotions in the eyes of his eldest brother, and his stomach hurt a little when he smiled.

Quickly took out his mobile phone, clicked and took dozens of photos, and when it was picked up, it couldn't be seen, and if it was posted on the Internet, it would definitely be popular.

In fact, these banners were originally a small-scale incident that happened on this street, but they have been spread on the Internet, and they have caused shopkeepers all over the country to imitate them.

These are all later stories, Li Xiaoxing parked the car, and there were almost no cars in the parking space, but it was not that the teachers and leaders of the school were all low-carbon travelers, but that people did not park in the parking space, but just found a random intersection and stopped on the side of the road.

When she returned to the bedroom with her shopping bag, Mr. Xun thought she was buying food, so she stretched out her two paws and was slapped off by Li Xiaoxing, "It's not food." ”

Mr. Xun rolled back to the bed at once.

I guess I stayed up until two or three o'clock in the morning, and I don't have the energy yet, so don't pay attention to her, and then share with her what's in the bag when she's sober.

Changed into the clothes of a senior sister and leader, and Chairman Lee took office.

"Yesterday a wild dog broke into the girls' dormitory, scurrying around on multiple floors, barking before the lights went out, and some girls speculated that the dog probably had rabies. No girl dared to go out of the dormitory last night, and the aunt didn't find the dog, nor did she see the dog go out. A first-year officer said.

Li Xiaoxing: "So you mean that there is a dog that may have rabies, and it is hiding in a corner of the girls' dormitory, and there is a possibility that there will be an attack?"

"I'm from that dormitory building, and the girls in our dormitory were all frightened last night, and they went to the toilet in pairs, and they didn't dare to go out."

This problem is very serious, Li Xiaoxing thought for a while and said, "Notify the security guard, and under the leadership of the dormitory manager, check each dormitory building one by one." ”

Most students will choose this day to go to school, and many girls have already gone to the bottom of the dormitory building to find the student council standing at the door and constantly explain: "Yesterday a mad dog ran in, but I didn't see it come out, and now the security guard and the dormitory manager are checking every floor, don't go in yet."

Of course, the classmates have no opinion, and no one wants to be bitten.

Almost an hour, the security guard came out with a black garbage bag, everyone pointed and pointed, the bag couldn't be a dog, right?

"This dog has been hiding in the dead corner of the top floor, and when he found it, he was already stiff, it should have been some kind of sudden illness. If there is such a thing in the future, call the security room at a fixed time, your safety is the most important, no matter what time it is. ”

Everyone responded with warm applause, thinking that the security guard uncle was really handsome. Along with his Mediterranean and beer belly.

The red alert is lifted.

In the afternoon, he got up dizzily and threw himself into the shopping bag on the table, "I'm starving...... oc！ What are these things?! Li Xiaoxing, you have bought all the cosmetics in this life! ”

"Didi ......"

A dialog box pops up on your phone: "Your delivery has arrived downstairs, please put down the basket." ”

Li Xiangqian, who was passing downstairs, seemed to have received a 10,000-ton blow.

"You're the boy junior, come and I'm going to talk to you......"