Chapter 77: Are You Fat After Winter Break?
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"First of all, what's your name?"
It looks like a popular little brother high-profile version on Douyin.
"Are you...... Roommates in the skirt, right? ”
Skirt...... Skirt?
I'm a man!
Does the skirt refer to the search for the total? For so many years, she has only called the old group.
"That's right, it's Bubu."
Li Xiaoxing is on a par with him, "Dig into my corner, report your name!" ”
"Yangzhou Tong, you are Li Xiaoxing, the skirt always talks about you. Speaking of which, every time I want to meet my friend in the skirt, she always disagrees, am I so difficult to meet people? ”
"You are the first, second and third appearance that can barely be ranked in the whole school, or you rely on dressing up, are you plastic surgery?"
"I went to a very expensive styling shop."
"The kind that collects money by the minute? Understand. Li Xiaoxing said, "Your name is very good, do you need me to help you get it for takeout...... Wait a minute! ”
The dormitory manager and aunt happened to come out, and Li Xiaoxing ran to her: "Auntie, that's our dormitory...... That's right, it's looking for the boss's boyfriend, what? Have you ever eaten his cooking? Is it delicious? yes, can you let him in? ”
"Auntie said you can go in."
Li Xiaoxing led Yangzhou in, and the aunt was still boasting to other aunts in the back, "That young man is so handsome and cooks so delicious, my daughter Balabala ......"
When he arrived at the door of the dormitory, Li Xiaoxing turned the door twice and did not open it.
"What's going on? Anti-locked? Find the total! Open the door! ”
Silent.
"She's shy, I'll go first......"
"Don't move!" Li Xiaoxing found the key in the bag containing dozens of small things in five seconds, "Wait for me to open the door!" ”
The locks in the dormitory are not so advanced, and there are three, four, and eight locks.
Door...... Still not open.
"No, according to my experience, it should be opened...... Find the total! Take the mop away! I'm telling you, I don't want to blow the door with one punch! You've seen the news and haven't blocked your girlfriend and ex-boyfriend out of the door, what will happen to your girlfriend! ”
Brush-to-ground, the door opened, revealing the face of Mr. Xun who had just washed with mineral water.
"No matter how you stay up late, why don't you get acne?" Li Xiaoxing said enviously.
"No, I have acne, but it's all in my scalp."
It's the truth.
Yangzhou stood behind Li Xiaoxing, more than a head taller than her, Li Xiaoxing was half a head taller than Mr. Xun, this height difference was simply amazing.
Yangzhou shook the takeaway, "Here you go, I'll go first." ”
"Wait a minute!" Across Li Xiaoxing, Mr. Xun glared at Li Xiaoxing shyly, and Li Xiaoxing instantly laughed as his mother-in-law, "It's hard to come in, let's come in first." ”
Li Xiaoxing: "I suddenly remembered that the phone was left in the office, don't bother, don't bother......"
After saying that, he ran faster than a rabbit.
When he arrived at the staircase and heard the sound of the door closing, Li Xiaoxing poked his head out, returned to the door on tiptoe obscenely, and carefully put his ear on the door, but there was no sound.
Living together for three years and hearing the footsteps of your roommates is the basic virtue of a good roommate in China.
Pulling a crack open on the door, Shen Yuan hooked his finger at Li Xiaoxing.
It's like a thief.
"Senior sister, you've lost weight! Senpai, you're full of legs from the neck down! Li Xiaoxing exclaimed.
Shen Yuan has really lost weight, his pointed chin has come out, and he is still wearing a dazzling belly suit!
"Everyone is fat during the winter vacation, why did you lose weight?"
"I'm not thin."
"And why did your chin get sharper?"
"I've lost weight."
"Why are you skinny?"
"I'm not thin."
Meeting for the first time in the new semester and telling a joke is very conducive to the physical and mental health of young and middle-aged people.
"You said that you want to be a little fairy in the fat world together, why did you rebel?"
"No, that's just the fat man's obscenity, in fact it's a fat B, a fat B-PLUS......"
Li Xiaoxing said jealously: "Everyone is fat, why are you thin?" ”
"I eat less and move more."
Li Xiaoxing didn't believe it: "How are you and Han Runze?" You have become so beautiful, is it the power of love? Li Xiaoxing teased.
"You said you, you asked me such a personal topic when you met, is that okay?" Shen Yuan tried to say to Li Xiaoxing in an unfamiliar tone.
Li Xiaoxing said: "Which of us is with whom?" Why are you so polite? Regarding the little secrets, my mother said that you can't have little secrets with your mother, especially children. When an adult tells you, this is the little secret of the two of us, don't tell Mom and Dad, you must tell Mom and Dad, now some children will be threatened by some bad guys, deceived and coaxed them not to tell Mom and Dad what happened, many children have no ability to judge, dare not say, and then the bad guys will become more and more rampant. ”
During the holidays, Li Xiaoxing educated the children of relatives one by one, especially those who are relatively quiet and introverted, and she has to educate them every day, and by the way, she has to educate their parents, because now some parents really lack the understanding of social sinisters, thinking that expensive private kindergartens are good? Do you think that a brand-name kindergarten with a certificate at the foot of the Son of Heaven is good?
The facts have dealt them a heavy blow, it is not so, the danger does not exist in different places, will the place where the rich gather more noble than the people in the ordinary place? It's simply impossible.
"You're doing a great job, I didn't expect it. My relatives have a lot of children, and their parents don't seem to be interested in this matter, and they always feel that it can't happen to them, after all, for the entire group of young children, it is only a small probability event, but I think it is impossible to be too careful about children's affairs. Shen Yuan said in a solemn tone.
"I'm afraid that some children don't remember, maybe they don't think it's a serious thing at all, which requires parents to pay attention to it, those that happened under their noses, children were abused for up to a year, and parents didn't find out. This kind of parent may be busy with work all day and leave the child to the nanny. If the nanny doesn't care, the childhood will be miserable. It's good to forget it when you grow up, but if you remember it, I don't know how many childhood shadows there will be, and it's not easy to get out. Li Xiaoxing sighed and shook his head.
As she spoke, Li Xiaoxing remembered that when she was a child, she didn't have any childhood shadows, but the neighbor's uncle would block her in the corner and watch her shed tears and laugh at her for being timid.
Li Xiaoxing was so frightened that he cried, that uncle was almost two meters tall, with a beard on his face, and when he had no expression, he could scare her motionless when he stood several meters away, just like Grandpa Xiong, who Tutu was particularly afraid of when he was a child.
Empress Dowager Li didn't use the uncle next door to scare Li Xiaoxing, but only before Li Xiaoxing's house moved away, she saw that the uncle was walking around the road, and she didn't dare to look up at his face at all.
Li Xiaoxing is very bold, if it weren't for the heavy shadow of his childhood, maybe he would get along very well with that uncle.
By the way, revenge goes back to a snow shame.
After chatting about child protection, the topic inevitably turned to the question of how to educate children, and Shen Yuan seemed interested.
Strange, when the two of them got along in the past, Li Xiaoxing talked endlessly, Shen Yuan listened quietly, and from time to time made a few point-to-point comments. But this time it was the other way around, the more Li Xiaoxing listened, the more strange it became, and he said coldly, "Aren't you pregnant?" ”
Shen Yuan's face changed, and he subconsciously covered his stomach, Li Xiaoxing's face changed suddenly, he was more excited than Shen Yuan, and jumped off the bed directly, his hands were a little trembling, and he said in surprise, "You shouldn't really have it, have you, how many months?" ”
"Two months." Shen Yuan tried to understate the page.
There is no pressure.
Li Xiaoxing carefully observed Shen Yuan's micro-expression.
It seems that this child was conceived in anticipation, Li Xiaoxing showed two rabbit teeth, "What are you going to do?" It's Han Runze, right? ”
"I wish it wasn't his, it wasn't his, who else could it be, doing iniquity." Shen Yuan touched his stomach and lay back, "I really don't know what to do, I haven't told my family yet, if I say it, Han Runze may break three legs." ”
Shen Yuanrong her father, just three words, particularly fierce, has been retired for more than a year, used to be an instructor of the special forces, and can tear half a company of recruits.
"His type is what my dad hates the most, and my dad wanted to introduce his proud disciple to me during the Chinese New Year, but let me push it, and he's not happy now."
"What then? Are you really going to marry him? ”
"The knot is knotted, he can't escape from my Five Finger Mountain, and he is obedient to me, I think it's very good."
"Then congratulations." Li Xiaoxing said.
Shen Yuan: "Is the boy who came over just now the boyfriend who can't find the group?" ”
Li Xiaoxing: "Yes, did you see it?" ”
"Nope." Shen Yuan shook his head.
"It's so strict that I won't even tell me. I also just knew that not long ago, his name is Yangzhou Tong, I don't know when to invite us to dinner. ”
"Yangzhou Tong?"
"You know him?"
"How can you not know it? After all, it was a competitor who had opened a restaurant in the same building, but the chef I hired was not as good as his cooking, and business didn't improve much until I switched. ”
Did these two people turn out to be competitors in the business field? Listening to it, Shen Yuan seems to have suffered a lot of losses in the hands of Yangzhou Tong.
"He's quite capable, he has a good eye for finding the group, and he's much better than me."
Li Xiaoxing said embarrassedly, "Your vision is not bad, and Han Runze is not bad." ”
"Really?"
"It's really rare to see someone who looks so good-looking and has such a funny personality." Li Xiaoxing thought about it and didn't find Han Runze's advantages other than his face, probably because he hadn't seen him a few times.
Shen Yuan was embarrassed and said: "He is indeed different from ordinary people in this regard, and I hope it is a recessive gene."
"Murphy's Law."
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of the choices will lead to disaster, someone will definitely make this choice, and the fundamental content is that if there is a possibility that things will go bad, no matter how small this possibility is, it will always happen, so Shen Yuan's child will definitely be like Han Runze.
It's better to say that it's impossible.
Biological, after all.
If it doesn't look like a ...... at all Then you can't have to have a little green on your head.
"What does Han Runze think?"
"I wanted to go to my house, but I stopped me, and now I'm sulking."
"What are you stopping him for? It's impossible for your dad to really beat him to death, it doesn't matter if he gets beaten a few times, seriously, you still don't want him to go to your house, haven't you thought about it yet, pretending to be so calm in front of me, in fact, you can panic, right? ”
"I can't lie to you, I can see what else I can say, I can't bear to beat him, but letting me be born or married is still a long way away in my life plan."
Li Xiaoxing nodded and said that she understood, but the plan couldn't catch up with the changes after all.
"It's quite foreign to be an unmarried mother! You don't have to take care of your family at all, you don't have to deal with your in-laws' relatives, as long as you can convince your parents, it's easy to say. ”
Shen Yuan was silent for a while, and then nodded, "What you said makes sense." ”
"I'm going to call my mom."
"Don't! Don't think about it for a few minutes! ”
Although I know that Shen Yuan is a woman who is in a hurry, but for such a major matter, it is not too much to be entangled for ten days and half a month.
"Don't persuade me."
Just call when you say it's a call.
The phone was connected, and Shen Yuan's mother was a woman with a very gentle voice, a mother's gentleness that Li Xiaoxing had never experienced.
"Baby, what's wrong?"
"Mom, calm down, I'll tell you something."
"Say, mom practices yoga, and her mood is very calm."
"I'm pregnant, two months old."
“…………”
Li Xiaoxing: I can't breathe.
"That bastard!!" A roar like a tiger!
This movement is definitely Shen Yuan's father!
Could it be that when the wife was talking to his daughter, her father secretly leaned his ears to listen? Think about it, it's so cute.