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Li Xiaoxing burped and woke up, she rubbed her eyes and looked at the time, it was already 10 o'clock in the evening, and this day was drunk and dreaming of death. The room is quite unfamiliar, and then look at your clothes, steady and wrinkled, crumpled on the body, it should be the lounge of the dessert bar.

She leaned against the wall and walked downstairs to Mr. Xun, and said hello to Han Runze, "You two have chatted, the development is good?" ”

Xun Buqun pouted: "You finally woke up, I thought you were going to die."

Li Xiaoxing plucked his ears, "What?" What's wrong with the Shenzhen Stock Exchange? Don't buy stocks casually, don't lose money. ”

Xun Buqun: "You slept and lost your ancestral hometown, and ran from Shanghai to Sichuan all of a sudden?" ”

"Actually, I don't know how to speak in tongues at all, and when I was a child, people often thought I was a foreigner, and my classmates excluded me." Li Xiaoxing squeezed out a tear.

Recalling the wisdom that he should not have at that age when he was a child, Li Xiaoxing was silent and had tears in his eyes,

"I think your Shanghainese is pretty good, at least I can understand it."

"You are a native of Shaanxi who understands my Shanghainese, and you say that I speak well, which is very unconvincing." Li Xiaoxing rolled her eyes, she was not afraid of rolling all her eyeballs out one day. "None of our family have a talent for languages, and my dad has been in Lhasa for so many years, and now he still has to talk to the locals."

Pushing the problem to genetics is Li Xiaoxing's consistent style.

"Sisters, don't gossip about homely things first, can you help me support them?" Han Runze almost knelt down and begged them,

Li Xiaoxing said: "You are really interesting, from pretentiousness to the male neuropathy of kneeling and licking the goddess, what about the dignity of a handsome rich second-generation handsome guy who is a little popular?" I believe that some girls are willing to throw themselves into your arms, do you really think that it is true love that rejects you? OC Do you really think so? Don't you suspect that you want to refuse and welcome the gods? ”

Han Runze clenched his fists in pain, "No way, I love her." ”

Li Xiaoxing reflexively covered his mouth and ran towards the bathroom, he had drunk too much and wanted to vomit and couldn't vomit, but he didn't expect to be vomited by the surname Han all of a sudden, after spitting up, there was a sour taste in his mouth, and he rinsed his mouth, Li Xiaoxing bent down and picked up a bottle of fruit wine from the ground and drank a small half, this bottle was thrown here after she didn't finish drinking it in the morning, and she just drank it sour in her mouth to change the taste.

Xun Buqun saw Li Xiaoxing staggering out of the bathroom with a bottle of wine, and she said speechlessly: "Does your family have the gene of an alcoholic?" ”

Li Xiaoxing nodded: "Yes, my grandfather died of alcohol poisoning, he spent his life interpreting what it means to be drunk and dream of death, I believe that he must be more sober than anyone else when he is drunk......"

Li Xiaoxing touched her lips and described her grandfather, who drank and played crazy when he had nothing to do, as a hermit who looked at the world coldly, and this ability to brag and not write drafts is really no one.

"It's useless for you to pursue Sister Shen Yuan and ask us for advice, Shen Yuan's kind of character that doesn't say anything is not good for anyone, big brother, rely on yourself, if God is merciful, you won't die too miserably, I guess Shen Yuan will like that kind of mature type."

"Maturity and cuteness don't conflict.,Think about the kind of stable in front of outsiders and sell cuteness with you when you go home.,How cute.。 I can't find a group of longing for it.

Han Runze also nodded.

Li Xiaoxing shook his head, "You have a fart relationship with mature and cute, don't put gold on your face, Mr. Xun, do you think there will be that kind of girl in the world who likes second goods?" ”

"Love huskies?" Xun Buqun touched his chin and said: "Sister Shen Yuan likes border herding, mature, steady, reliable and quiet, she looks disgusted when she sees huskies jumping up and down." ”

Li Xiaoxing was not convinced, "What's wrong with the husky, how cute it is!" In the same way, dogs cannot engage in blood discrimination. ”

Xun Buqun said indifferently: "It has nothing to do with blood, it is its brain that discriminates." And I'm talking about dogs, how do you react the same as what I said about you, do you have a husky? ”

"No, my mom doesn't like dogs."

Xun Buqun clapped his hands, "I know what kind of girl will like you, just like Li Xiaoxing!" ”

Li Xiaoxing was unhappy, "I'm very tasteful, okay!" ”

Han Runze: "......"

Han Runze repeatedly swore that he would protect Shen Yuan's safety, of course, on the premise that he couldn't get rid of him, Shen Yuan reluctantly agreed to let him stay and clean up.

"I'm really worried about Sister Shen Yuan's safety." Li Xiaoxing said faintly.

"You're still worried about the safety of the two of us who are going to take the last train back to school, okay?" I can't find a group to complain.

It's almost eleven o'clock in the evening, and even if you go back to the school dormitory, the door is locked, and you will inevitably be scolded by the dormitory manager.

"Why don't we find a hotel to stay in." I can't find a group.

"Okay, you pay."

"You think I still have money?"

"Of course you have money, but it's all in the game reserve fund, don't you have housing funds? Don't you think about buying a house? ”

"Of course I have considered it, but it is not to buy in a first-tier city, the high housing prices are too outrageous, in the future I want to go to a place with low consumption level, beautiful scenery, slow pace of life, and simple people's customs, I think Yunnan is good."

"The handsome guys of the ethnic minorities in Yunnan are also good."

"Yes......"

The two of them said as they hooked their shoulders.

In the end, they decided to find a nearby hotel to live in, and Li Xiaoxing forced Mr. Xun to take out the game funds and open a room with a jacuzzi, the bathtub is very large, and several people can soak together.

Li Xiaoxing lay on the edge of the bathtub and sighed, "Comfortable, I will also buy this kind of big bathtub in the future." ”

Mr. Xun sneered: "Anyway, you are soaking alone, why do you want such a big bathtub?" Waste. ”

How vicious the words, find the total!

"It's also a single dog, why is it too anxious to fry each other!"

"Heh, don't compare my singleness with your dog, my singleness is temporary, your dog is forever, I told you last time that Brother Kong's daughter who has not yet appeared will get married before you, bet on a pack of spicy strips, I can mail it to you from anywhere in the country, it's such a tyrant."

Li Xiaoxing was silent.

I can't find the group's heart, is it too much? Li Xiangqian is angry? No, she's not that thin-skinned.

But also, thick-skinned people don't necessarily get angry, just as Mongolians don't necessarily live in yurts.

Li Xiaoxing was rarely angry, how could she meet it, no one took pictures to commemorate this great moment, what a pity.

Li Xiaoxing stood up from the bathtub suddenly, her body was full of foam, and she didn't go away, fortunately, she laughed fiercely, and pounced towards Xun Zong with her teeth and claws, and Xun Buqun didn't move at all, she didn't believe how good Li Xiaoxing's balance was, and sure enough, Li Xiaoxing slipped before he could stand firm, and fell backwards into the bathtub, smashing out huge waves, fortunately, the buoyancy was big enough, and she didn't fall her, so she couldn't help choking on the water, and the back of her head was still knocked.

Li Xiaoxing covered his eyes and lay on the edge of the bathtub like a dead fish and coughed, "Ahem, cough, cough!" My eyes! Ahem, ahem—"

My roommate is an idiot.

"A Girl Wants to Plot Ill with a Poor Same-Sex Roommate in the Bathtub Late at Night", can be on the headlines of the social section, fire prevention, theft prevention, and seniors, and it is difficult to prevent thieves. Except for one more word, it's still very right.

"I'm telling you that it's none of my business if anything happens to you, and I find it really hard for you to live this big, and it's harder than that fool who played a suicide bomb and got stolen. I suddenly felt a deep admiration for your mother. ”

"Stop talking nonsense, get me water to flush my eyes, it hurts me to death!"

If it hurts you, there will be one less scourge in the world.

Xun Buqun thought so in her heart, why didn't she think about it like this, and she still lived in a dormitory with Li Xiaoxing for three years? The most terrifying thing is that when Li Xiaoxing is away, she feels that the dormitory is very quiet, and there is no movement of grinding her teeth and snoring and farting, so lonely...... That's weird! Sometimes I have to admire the miracle of the Creator, so I can create Li Xiaoxing, a poisonous and black-skinned second goods.

She just has a poisonous mouth, Kong Wusen was quite taciturn at the beginning, and now her skills are quite first-class when she complains, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, and the ancients did not deceive me.

Xun Buqun took water to wash Li Xiaoxing's eyes, a wrinkled ugly face, and his facial features were distorted, even if Li Xiaoxing didn't care about her image in the dormitory, this was also her ugliest moment.

He quickly pressed the shutter.

"Click-"

Oops, forgot to turn off the sound.

"Looking for the ...... I seem to hear the sound of the camera...... "Li Xiaoxing's eyes can't open yet, but he keenly feels what is happening, "Mr. Xun, you shouldn't have taken my nude photos and want to sell them!" ”

"Who will buy your nude photos to ward off evil spirits?"

Li Xiaoxing didn't come back to the taste to ward off evil spirits, and finally opened his eyes, Li Xiaoxing whined and grabbed his mobile phone, "Show me the photo." ”

If you can't find the group, you won't show it, "I won't show it to you because of your good, so that you don't have to doubt life." ”

Li Xiaoxing said: "My life should be suspected from the time my grandfather actually got married, what is just a photo?" Bring. ”

"Okay, then you get mentally prepared."

Xun Buqun handed her the phone.

Ten seconds later, the screams of an unidentified girl rang out in the bathroom.

"Delete it! Delete it all, delete it! Li Xiaoxing grabbed her phone and gasped, the ugly monster in the photo was definitely not her! Who is that, it is so ugly that it is so miserable, Li Xiaoxing stared at Xun Buqun's eyes, "Are you sure there is no backup to save it?" ”

"No, it's only a little older, how can I have that time to save."

In fact, her mobile phone will automatically back up the photos, which is also a record of a moment in her life, how can she delete it at will?

Li Xiaoxing's eyes were like torches, "I don't believe it, I'll take a look at the cloud storage space." ”

Looking for the group's gaze wandering, "What about this......"

Li Xiaoxing screamed: "You really backed it up?" ”

At this time, there was a sound of "knock knock" at the door.

"Go and see who's knocking on the door at this time."

There was still foam on the heads of the two of them that had not been washed, and so did their bodies, Li Xiaoxing quickly flushed his head, wrapped himself in a bath towel and went to open the door.

"Hello, I'm the manager of the hotel, and the guest in the next room reported that he heard a scream in your room just now, and he didn't worry about letting me come over to take a look, nothing happened, right?"

The guest next door is really a kind person, Li Xiaoxing felt warm in her heart, if she didn't say next: "It's okay, it's just that my friend fell down in the bathtub and thought he would drown, hahaha!" ”

Manger:......

"Is there anything wrong with your friend?"

Xun Buqun packed up and came out, not forgetting to glare at Li Xiaoxing, why did she fall? This brain is spinning fast enough.

"I'm sorry for your trouble, I'm fine."

In fact, the sound insulation of the hotel is quite good, and the noise of the general decibel can be cut off, which is enough to know how loud the decibel of Li Xiaoxing's screaming is.

"Since there is nothing to do, I am relieved, and I hope that the two of you will have a pleasant stay in our store." The manager said.

When the manager turned to leave, Li Xiaoxing suddenly stopped him, "How do you order food?" ”

After knowing how big the total fund reserve was, Li Xiaoxing unceremoniously ordered the guest room meal, and angrily searched for the group and grinded his teeth, "Can't we order two portions of 30 yuan of Malatang?" ”

Thirty yuan of spicy tang can hold people to death, Li Xiaoxing waved his hand, "This is not the buffet you signed with the Times Group last time, you didn't eat it, I just want to rub it with you again, of course I invited you to pay." ”

God you'll pay for your treat, how many years of old terriers are still playing so slippery. Xun Buqun turned grief and anger into appetite, and stretched out his guilty hand towards the salt-baked shrimp, damn it delicious.

The two spent a corrupt night in the hotel.