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Li Xiaoxing was busy serving tea and water and entertaining guests, while arguing with Xun Buqun. Something suddenly shattered at the bar? Shen Yuan and a handsome guy who was dressed very fashionably didn't know what to argue about.

"Do you know that person?"

It seems that she is a man who has pursued Sister Shen Yuan before, but she thinks she is a little fat and is slapped in the face by Sister Shen Yuan. I guess I've only seen it once from afar, but it's hard to find a second one for this kind of annoying energy. ”

Since ancient times, pretentious dog skin plaster men are particularly annoying, you said that God gave you very good conditions, why can't you work a little harder, improve your character, and see him Li Xiaoxing deeply understood that the dividing line between male gods and fools may only be a thin line.

"Shall we go over and help?" Li Xiaoxing asked.

"This is Sister Shen Yuan's territory, who can touch her, and you don't know that 80% of the entire store is her own people, that kid can't turn the sky over Sister Shen Yuan's Five Finger Mountain, let's watch the show."

Over there, Shen Yuan sneered and said, "The surname is Han, do you have any points in your heart, make trouble with me, you are tired of being crooked, do you want me to invite you out, or do you want me to find someone to carry you out." ”

Han Runze said in a low voice: "Shen Yuan, I sincerely apologized to you, I know that I was wrong, I was blind and didn't see your good, but you can't deny my whole person because I am blind, let alone my feelings for you, don't you say." ”

Shameless, too shameless, and Mr. Xun touched the back of the bar, Li Xiaoxing pricked up his ears and heard what this man said, she and Mr. Xun glanced at each other, and both saw the surprise in each other's eyes, there are such shameless people in these years, it simply refreshes their world view.

Xun Buqun said: "I can be honest and arrogant, except for you, I still see that I am the first time to go back to see other people, originally I thought that there could be no creatures similar to you in the world, cheap and shameless." ”

Li Xiaoxing was not convinced, she felt that Xun was always insulting her, and her personal dignity was inviolable, so she immediately said: "I'm shameless but not cheap at all, okay?" At least I haven't posted anyone upside down, but he's not upside down, I hear that his feelings for Sister Shen Yuan are quite sincere, but even so, I think he's so cheap. ”

"The surname is Han, you are endless, rolling, I don't want to continue to see you dangling in front of my eyes, and I opened today, I don't want to see blood, saying that you are so troublesome that you go out mellowly."

"Don't mind, you're so busy, I can come over to help you, my mother said I can't let you work so hard alone, I'm just a bastard, I was scolded by my mother like this, I had an epiphany, you just call me, I can do any dirty work." With that, he snatched the tray.

And it. Li Xiaoxing didn't know what this surnamed Han was thinking, and he had to say that this person was really cheap and fresh.

Shen Yuan's brain hurt, why didn't he find him so two-skinned before?

"What the hell is going on with you?"

"My mother said that you are a good girl, it is a copy of her back then, when my mother was young, she was a famous beauty, she said that you look like she is carved out of the same mold, I especially want to see you, and even the meeting gift is ready."

I thank you for the mother's gift. Shen Yuan slandered in her heart, if she hadn't wanted to maintain her image in front of the big guy, she would have driven out this annoying toad a long time ago, Han Toad seems to have been dressed up deliberately and dressed like a dog, but why is she laughing so cheaply. I remember that when I pursued her before, I pretended to be quite temperamental, and I was almost deceived by her illusion, but in fact, Han Runze is a second-class product in his bones, and he is still a special second-class person.

"When your mother gave birth to you, she left the child behind and raised the placenta, right?"

"What you said is exactly the same as what my sister said, my sister, you know, I just entered junior high school this year, I am very cute, she can miss you too."

"Your whole family knows me?"

"That's right, my father, my mother and my sister, there are four people in our family, and the three of them really want to see you, so you give me a chance to go home and sit with me, and the business is not lovely."

God doesn't buy and sell!

Li Xiaoxing laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and he leaned on the bar to reveal two thief eyes. Someone shouted at the waiter, and the waiter replied, "The waiter is not a person, I want to be tired, it's self-help time, take what you want, don't forget to pay." ”

Someone over there recruited Shen Yuan again, and it was impossible for Shen Yuan to easily dismiss Han Runze, so he said to him: "Okay, if you want to run errands with me, then I will use you politely, don't shout tired."

Han Runze said affectionately: "You can call me vigorously, I am a very hard-working person, no matter how you call it, there is no problem." ”

I don't care about you.

Shen Yuan stuffed the tray into his hand, "Greet guests, work more, talk less." ”

"Gotcha."

Han Runze took the tray to the bar to get the wine, and suddenly stepped on something, and looked down to see that a girl in a bartender uniform was waving at him with a bottle of half-drunk whiskey, "Hey, brother, would you like a glass of water of life?" ”

Seeing the label clearly, Han Runze was speechless, "Sister, do you know what kind of wine you drink?" It's not a low-alcohol fruit wine. ”

"A glass of whiskey choked tears, don't look back when you are ugly and ugly...... I usually mix whiskey with vodka and tequila. In my dream, there was an old man with white hair and a white beard who told me that the motherland still needs my stomach. Li Xiaoxing drank too much and didn't forget to brag.

"You've drunk too much, haven't you?" It was the first time Han Runze had seen a girl like Li Xiaoxing, and he didn't forget to raise his neck and take a sip when he spoke.

"She's sober, she has to drink at least three or five bottles to get drunk, sometimes I worry about whether she will die of alcohol poisoning, but obviously worried a lot, because except for someone to treat, she herself will not spend money to buy alcohol to drink, Li Xiaoxing, you hurry up and take a glass of beer to rinse your mouth, there is still work to do."

Li Xiaoxing got up with both hands and feet, and the people who came to get drunk were very strong, she slapped Han Runze on the bar and said, "Shen Yuan has been my woman since the day she was born, don't beat her idea, otherwise I will let you know what the consequences of the person who moved me Li Aotian are." ”

Mr. Xun couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled her away, "Okay, Li Aotian, are you drinking too much, isn't right, this amount is not enough to make you drunk, did you drink secretly when you were drinking?" One of the guests told me that she seemed to be running out of wine in her glass, and you did it, right? ”

"Drinking a little while serving wine is one of the principles of the bartender." Li Xiaoxing hiccuped and said.

Shen Yuan came over and asked Li Xiaoxing what was wrong, and Mr. Xun said: "I drank too much, I will send her upstairs to rest for a while, I hope she can wake up when she closes at night, otherwise I have to carry her back." ”

"If she doesn't wake up, let her sleep here at night, there's a place."

She couldn't find the group and had a pleasant face, but as soon as she turned around and saw Han Runze grinning with bared teeth, she immediately slapped the bar counter with a pretty face, and slammed, "Han Runze, what are you still doing here?" Hurry up and get busy. Did I hire you who told you to stand here? ”

Han Runze was reprimanded by Shen Yuan, not only was he not angry, but he was even happier, and the smile on his face could bloom, coaxing her to say, "Don't be angry, don't be angry." You're upset, I'll beat me twice directly, anyway, I'm rough and thick-skinned, if you're angry and uncomfortable, then I'm so distressed. ”

Li Xiaoxing was drunk, and when he heard this, he reflexively retched twice, "Who doesn't know that I drank too much and wanted to vomit, and I was disgusted, I don't know if I vomited, will anyone feel distressed?" ”

"You two should really go and worship!"

Han Runze was not so disgusted that he couldn't find her, but Li Xiaoxing disgusted her.

The bar has been very busy, until 10 o'clock in the evening, Shen Yuan asked Xun Buqun and Li Xiaoxing to go back to the dormitory several times, "I'm busy coming here, you guys go back first." ”

Xun Buqun said awe-inspiringly, "No, how can I let you go alone?" ”

She subconsciously ignored Han Runze, who was frowning and winning, at the end of this day, she and Han Runze were already a little familiar, the key was that Xun Buqun admired her shameless appearance very much, otherwise how could she have such a good relationship with Li Xiaoxing.

"I have to accompany you, you are here alone, lonely men and widows in the middle of the night, what if some people are beastly? If I'm here, I can help you stick this chopstick in someone's eyeball. ”

Xun Buqun glanced at Han Runze threateningly as he spoke, and made a throat-slitting gesture.

Eyeballs are what she learned from zombie movies, and the heroine simply stabbed through the zombie's brain, how handsome.

Han Runze felt a little cold in his neck, "How can you look at me like this?" I can't wait to hold her in the palm of my hand and offer it to Shen Yuan, you and the girl upstairs will go back to school first, don't you still have a job, what time is it, it will be midnight soon, Shen Yuan will be with me, you can rest assured. Even if it's a knife in the sky, I can protect it airtightly. ”

When he was taunting people, he had always been very talented, "There are knives in the sky, I'll take a look at your next one, and swear by what you don't have." Who wouldn't say that. Don't talk about these unrealistic, you just take some action, let me see how you want to pursue us is Sister Yuanyuan, show sincerity, sincerity, sincerity is not just a touch of words. ”

"I've done it again and again, please go home with me to see my parents, to me and my sister, isn't this sincere?"

"What is the relationship between the two of you, you just skip I don't know how many steps, and take Yuanyuan home to meet your parents, do we live in the same world?" Xun Buqun snorted twice, and said unceremoniously, "At least you have to hand over all your property to Shen Yuan to be considered sincere." ”

Han Runze sincerely held Shen Yuan's hand, no matter how he shook it, he couldn't shake it off, "Actually, I want to propose to you, I even bought the ring, I was just afraid of scaring you, so I thought, go to my house to meet my parents, you know what kind of people my parents are to accept our family, I will give you the ring again." ”

Shen Yuan was dumbfounded, and it was no better to find the group, since there was a brain circuit, aliens came, and I didn't know the culture of the earth.

Xun Buqun slapped Han Runze's hand away with one hand, "Your hometown is so pursuing girls, my hometown is different, my good family is all about taking a stick directly, which woman has a crush on which man knocks him unconscious with a stick, and then drags him home, the customs of going to your planet are much more complicated than our village, there is a local cultural tradition in one place, Sister Shen Yuan, don't you say?" ”

Shen Yuan was taken by Xun Buqun, what race is this man, mentally retarded or stupid?

Shen Yuan shook her head violently, how could such a strange thought appear in her mind? Is it because you are busy today, or because you are dizzy because there is too much money in your account?

"Why did you talk to me like that when we were having dinner that day?" Shen Yuan hesitated for a while, but still asked, this question has been lingering in her heart for a long, long time, that day Han Runze kept disgusting her round figure, opened and closed her mouth to let her lose weight, very annoying, Shen Yuan threw his face on the spot and left, and a few days after that, Han Runze posted it again, saying that he didn't care about her figure.

"Thank God, you finally asked me, I said you want to lose weight that day, in fact, it is caused by traditional concepts, you women are all clamoring to lose weight all day long, and now men also prefer slim girls, I just go with the flow, but after I went back, I thought about it carefully, and then found some pictures to look at those washboards, it really doesn't look good at all, I think you're very good, I think about it carefully, I think about what you look like without clothes anyway, I think it's much better than those ribs."

Shen Yuan: She knows these words separately, but why is it incomprehensible when they are connected?

Xun Buqun felt that she had better slip away quickly, and if she continued to stay, she was afraid that she would become an eyewitness to the crime scene. Shen Yuan couldn't wait to copy something and smash Han Runze flat, what she saw in front of her was not a person, it must be a placenta, and she had no brains at all.

She calmed down and said, "Maybe you think what you said is humorous, but I really don't think it's funny. Now you can go out and walk slowly. ”

Shen Yuan was very indifferent when she was really angry, her cold eyes seemed to have a knife in her eyes, sharp and ruthless, and full of murderous aura.

Han Runze was stunned, he didn't know where to make Shen Yuan angry, and when he saw Shen Yuan leaving, he tiptoed over to find the group, "Little retarded, why are you still here, I'm very curious about the culture of your planet, do you want to give me an interstellar friendly exchange, and by the way, you can consult me about the customs of the earth." ”

"On our earth, you can't chase a girl like this, first of all, you must not belittle her, unless you are the type of domineering president. A little second like you, you have to give full play to your talent, that is, sincerity plus two. You've been exposed too early, at least until you get the little book and you're exposed, you know what the little book is, right? In our earth's culture, marriage must first be registered with the Civil Affairs Bureau, even if we knock people out with a stick in our hometown and drag them home, we have to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register the next day. ”

Han Runze didn't know what was wrong, "I'm really from the earth." ”

"It's still to be considered." Xun Buqun touched his chin and said.