Chapter 15 Xiaosheng didn't make the Taoist return to vulgarity
Time passed, Li Xiaoxing looked up at Wan Sui who was frowning from time to time, the other party was immersed in work and wanted to use it for an hour, she hated those dense words the most, like dense fear.
It was eight o'clock in a flash, and Mr. Xun finally remembered compassionately that there was another sister who was working overtime as a social animal, and sent her a text message.
Mr. Xun: [What are you doing]
Li Xiangqian: [What else can you do if you work overtime? 】
Mr. Xun: [How do you let me say hello, think about it, just the two of you are in such a big and unmanned office, the sofa bed has everything, the time and place are favorable, and all of them are occupied, lonely men and widows, dry firewood, what is the difference? 】
Li Xiangqian: [There is still one man missing. 】
Seeking the Total: [............]
Mr. Xun: [I suddenly remembered something. 】
Li Xiaoxing: [Put.] 】
Mr. Xun: [I remember that it seems that the boss of a modern company can see the chat history of employees, you use the computer to log in to QQ, right? ] 】
Li Xiaoxing replied tremblingly, how could she not know that technology is so developed now? Hurriedly sent a message to Lin Tianlin on his mobile phone: [Will our company's QQ chat history be monitored? 】
Lin Tianlin replied in that second: [Of course you will, hey, you didn't send something unsightly, right? ] 】
Li Xiaoxing raised his head as if he was dead, and sure enough, there was a smile on the corner of Wan Sui's mouth, full of silent mockery.
Li Xiaoxing was shocked: "You shouldn't be looking at my chat history, right?"
Wan Sui said innocently: "You are online alone, I can't help if I don't see it."
Don't want to see that you won't close it? It's like being forced, it's a invasion of privacy, no one stands up to protest, why does everyone live like a dog? I don't dare to scream when I am violated.
The time ran until half past ten in the evening, Li Xiaoxing was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyelids, rested his chin on the table, squinted his eyes and said to Wan Sui, "When can I get off work?"
Wan Sui said a little tiredly: "You wait a while, I'll pack up my things and send you back."
"Shall we stop by the way? I'd better take the bus back, it shouldn't be the last train yet. ”
"I'll go back to school and get something."
Li Xiaoxing didn't have the energy to think about whether it was true or false that he said to get something, she just wanted to go back to her bed now, she didn't even want to take a bath, and it was estimated that she could fall asleep in three minutes.
When Wan Sui packed up his things, Li Xiaoxing had already slept and didn't know who he was, and he didn't look defenseless at all. He thought about how to carry her into the car without waking Li Xiaoxing up and waking her up, and reached out and pushed Li Xiaoxing.
The movements were not gentle at all, Li Xiaoxing bared his teeth in protest, what kind of person, his heart was small, and he made up his mind that it was deliberate, Li Xiaoxing straightened his posture and looked out of the window with an indomitable gaze-
She was very energetic and asked Wan Sui to stop, "You wait a while, I'll buy an oden." ”
Running out of the car, he came back with two bags of steaming oden for a while, and gave Wan Sui a bag, as if he had just remembered, "Oops, I forgot, you can't eat while driving." ”
Bad acting, give zero points.
"Didn't you sleep like a dead pig just now, why are you so energetic now? Li Xiaoxing, can't you put your energy into work? ”
"It seems that there is a divergence in our outlook on life, values, and worldview, and I just want to live seriously while I am alive, Ididitmyway."
When Li Xiaoxing said this, the smile on her face was very bright, as if nothing could stop her.
"Although you work so hard, it's not for your dreams," she inserted a ball, fed it to Wan Sui's mouth, and touched his crab steak with octopus intestines, "Respect dreams." ”
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"Hahahahaha! You can actually say that eating and waiting for death and not doing your job is quite similar to the scene when Martin Luther King Jr. gave a speech that I have a dream, even if I have known you for three years, I have to admire your cheekiness and imagination, and what kind of trouble is it to toast with oden in the end, do you want to laugh at me to death and inherit my ant flower? Isn't it okay to respect your dreams and your IQ? ”
Li Xiaoxing told Mr. Xun about last night's incident, and Xun couldn't even straighten his waist when he couldn't smile.
"Your ant Huabei, you're so poor there that you don't even want to go in, and now it's -50 yuan."
"I still owe Jingdong Baitiao a thousand yuan, which adds up to two thousand yuan in total."
Poverty is miserable enough, and I still have to owe debts, "Or I will introduce my fat boy to you, he should know the black market organ seller, you can sell a kidney, I'll just take a look, maybe I can give you a high price of 300,000." ”
"I'm a panda blood, so I have to add another zero." Mr. Xun said that he was not satisfied with the price.
The sun is shining, Li Xiaoxing is still rotten in the quilt, today she is on holiday, Wan Sui said that she worked hard yesterday, although there is no overtime pay. Today is Diabetes Day, and the whole company has to go to the orphanage to volunteer, Li Xiaoxing spent a long time and didn't come up with any connection between diabetes and the volunteer orphanage? Most of the time it's an excuse to take a vacation.
Brother Kong resolutely refused the holiday arrangement, and righteously said that he would go to the orphanage to show his love, and by the way, show her maternal feelings in front of Chen Baptist.
Li Xiaoxing gave her a gesture of disdain.
The most tragic thing is that I just sent a message in the space that I had a holiday today, and Lao Tzu was going to sleep until 3 o'clock in the afternoon, and after a while, the squad leader Yang Mu called - Li Xiangqian, your credits are not enough, there is a selected lecture on philosophy today, and I dressed neatly within 20 minutes, and I went to report to No. 6 of the comprehensive building [The elevator of the comprehensive building has not been started since it was installed, and it is shabby compared with the splendid administrative building decorated, but compared with other buildings, it is also quite good. 】
Li Xiaoxing was shocked by this phone call, what? She still has to go to class?
Mr. Xun: "I heard that there is a senior sister who has never been in sports, and she has graduated for two years, and she has to run 800 meters every year, and she is sad to see it."
Mr. Xun was still in the bed, and Li Xiaoxing asked her, "Aren't you going to that damn philosophy class?" ”
Mr. Xun yawned and prepared to fall asleep, "Our class doesn't have classes today, you should take it with people from other majors, and when did we take philosophy classes?" ”
Li Xiaoxing thought, as if he really hadn't taken a philosophy class.
Within 20 minutes, he got dressed, combed his hair, brushed his teeth, ran to the sixth floor of the complex, rushed to the designated classroom, and found a place to sit among the young freshmen in a classroom.
I finally got out of class and ran to the toilet to wash my face, apply sunscreen, and went out with no face, and made an appointment with Lin Zhun to go climbing together yesterday.
I also have to take care of friendship in my spare time.
Lin Zhun drove a broken jeep today, the scorching sun dried the mottled body, there was not even an air conditioner in the car, and the hot air blew in from the window, mixed with the pungent smell of car exhaust, Li Xiaoxing fanned the fan, told Lin Zhun to stop quickly, go to the supermarket to buy chilled water, and complained: "Why don't you put a refrigerator in your car." ”
"Next time." Lin Zhun has a very good temper, and Li Xiaoxing said that he would not object to anything.
Lin Zhun turned on the car stereo, and Bang Qiaowei's It'smylife came from the stereo, a classic and good song, Li Xiaoxing's favorite sentence to go your own way, his eyes lit up: "Do you remember that I like this song." ”
Lin Zhun smiled, "You can't even remember the lyrics of a song with a broom in the window, that scene is something that ordinary people can't forget." ”
The jeep stopped at the foot of Phoenix Mountain, Lin Zhun was familiar with Li Xiaoxing and found a winding path hidden in the grass, the path was lush and green, of course, the vitality of snakes, insects, rats and ants was also very strong, Li Xiaoxing was frightened by a big flower spider that fell from the top of his head, and he turned around and ran behind Lin Zhun, shouting: "Look at me if there are spiders!"
Lin Zhun held back a smile, "Yes, you seem to have hit its nest, you have a spider and its litter, don't move, otherwise the egg will break, and hundreds of little spiders will crawl around on you." ”
"Ah——!!h Li Xiaoxing was so frightened that he screamed, "Hurry up and take them away!" ”
Lin Zhun pretended to flick on Li Xiaoxing, "Okay, it's okay." ”
"It's really all gone?"
"It's gone."
Li Xiaoxing jumped up and made sure that there were no more strange things on his body before saying, "Let's go through the main gate and go in."
"Then you have to go around to the front, so I'll go ahead, and you will walk behind me."
Looking at Lin Zhun's tall body, she was a little relieved, and repeated repeatedly: "Okay, you have to keep walking in front of me." ”
The cyan path winds to the top of the mountain, and perhaps many years ago a little monk would sneak down the mountain along this road and meet a girl like a magnolia flower, forgetting all the precepts and rules.
Thinking about it, his left foot tripped over his right foot, Lin Zhun quickly supported her, and said with a smile, "You are still so stupid." ”
"It's clear that the road is too uneven." Li Xiaoxing touched his ankle, "You can leave in a while." ”
"Come, come up." Lin Zhun squatted down in front of her, his back was not very wide or thick, "I carried you up, you forgot that I often carried you when I was a child." ”
When I was a child, I used to carry you a lot.
That's right, as a child.
Li Xiaoxing jumped up, jumped on his back, and pointed forward with his index finger and middle finger together: "Cross Dabie Mountain, victory is just around the corner!" ”
At the top of the mountain, a light rain fell from the sky, and there was hardly any feeling on the face.
Long Yingtai said that when two people walk together, half of the heart is on that person, only half of the heart is looking at the scenery, and walking alone is a separate private meeting between you and the scenery. Li Xiaoxing was looking at the scenery along the way, saying that he was too familiar with Lin Zhun to get started.
There is a 500-year-old ancient ginkgo tree in the courtyard of this temple called Jinti Temple, and the strange thing is that Lin Zhun actually knew the abbot of the temple, and the host also called him a Lin monk.
A loan shark often goes to the ancient temple to repair, and the world is strange that Li Xiaoxing is becoming more and more unable to see.
The most amazing thing is that he actually has a room for long-term residence.
Changing into Lin Zhun's loose Zen clothes, Li Xiaoxing covered his eyes, "It's over, I actually think you look very good." ”
"It's time that you finally washed your eyes by the Buddha's breath of the temple and finally found me."
Li Xiaoxing squatted down and pulled up his long trouser legs, and said with a straight face: "Male color is like a floating cloud to me." ”
"Poor." Lin Zhun patted her forehead and said, "Master Fan's vegetarian food is doing very well, I said I wanted to bring you over, but he did his best." ”
Li Xiaoxing blinked, and suddenly remembered something he had heard when he was a child, "This Master Fan is your ......"
"I didn't expect you to remember," he said relievedly, facing the five-hundred-year-old ancient ginkgo tree in the courtyard, "It's my dad." ”
Li Xiaoxing: ............ Ouch my mom.
"He is a very dedicated man, after my mother died unexpectedly, he was desperate, committed suicide several times, but was rescued, and then became a monk, I was raised by my grandfather, my grandfather passed away in high school, and I went to sea with my cousin to become a seafarer." Lin Zhun said.
Li Xiaoxing, who is cruel about this topic, doesn't know how to speak.
had to find a topic, "Then he should regret it now......"
Li Xiaoxing scratched her ears and cheeks and thought about how to comfort him, but unfortunately her kung fu was first-class, and when she arrived at this stall, she became clumsy, looking at her like this, Lin Zhun comforted her, "It's been so many years, I'm not a person who can't look at it much, I don't mind it for a long time, and I don't say these words to make you sympathize with me, but to tell you that my father was a first-class chef before he left home, and after so many years, how can I say that he has the level of a special chef, is he excited, unhappy, and drooling?" ”
At the dinner table, Li Xiaoxing sat cross-legged on the futon and picked up a shredded potato, "It's really silk!" The shredded potatoes I used to eat are like potato wedges, and they can be threaded through needles, right? ”
Next to him, the fat couldn't tell where he and Lin Zhun were father and son, Master Fan said: "There are not many pilgrims in this temple, and the two of you can come at any time, and this room will be reserved for the two of you." ”
Master Lifan took the door and went out, Lin Zhun muttered, "I donate 200,000 yuan to this small broken temple every year, can you still leave me a room." ”
"Your dad just wants you to come over often, why did it become a money transaction in your mouth?" The good man Li Xiangqian looked at Lin Zhun sadly, very dissatisfied with his family relationship corrupted by capitalism, "You young people, you are arrogant, can't you hug your father and say that I will come to see you often?" ”
"Li Xiangqian, you really don't have a backache when you stand and talk!"
Li Xiaoxing sneered: "Who said that he was relieved a long time ago?" Look at you like this, it's very, very, very mindful! ”
Li Xiaoxing was overwhelmed, lying on the bamboo mat and touching his round belly, feeling sleepy, "It would be nice to have a husband who is so good at cooking, even if there is no Jin Dongshuai, I will marry." ”
"When I watched the Legend of Sword and Fairy back then, didn't Hu Ge not marry?"
Li Xiaoxing turned over, his brows furrowed, "Yes! However, both of them are not of the right age, so they can only read the sentence I hate Jun for being born early, but the two of them are very compatible, that look, even if there are thousands of words when they look at each other, they are turned into three words. ”
Lin Zhun thought to himself, it must be that I love you.
Li Xiaoxing heaved obscenely twice, "You know." ”
She made a carp upright, and gave Lin Zhun a wall knock domineeringly, "Little monk, tonight, at the third watch of the moon, under the ginkgo tree in the courtyard, would you like to talk about poetry and songs with my son?" ”
She was too close, and in order to enhance the funny effect, Lin Zhun panicked, stretched out his hand to push her away, and pretended to get off the bed calmly, "I'll go out for a while." ”
"What for?"
"Buy Durex."
Li Xiaoxing threw a futon over and smashed it right on the back of his head.