【286】Deus Ex of the Encirclement
After I jumped down, I stretched my waist, this time I was not in a hurry, I didn't believe that the school leader could climb over the wall and catch me, our big lobster watched me climb up, and after jumping back, his face was full of inexplicability, he walked to my side and pulled my arm, "What's the matter, why did you jump back again." ”
I took a deep breath and said, "It's nothing, that's not a problem." ”
"Then how do I feel, there was someone talking on the other side of the wall just now, did you meet some allies?"
"I've met an ally, can I jump back?"
"Who's that meeting?"
I looked at the lobster and thought for a moment, "It's not an ally, it's the boss of a rival guild, it's a boss." ”
"Grass, that's not going to go." After that, Brother Shrimp is going to pull me away,
I dragged a handful of lobsters "Fart, ***, I don't believe in this evil, he can't come in over the wall to catch me, today for so many chickens, so many people have been lost, I have to get the chickens back, if I don't get them back, I have to die of pain, now it's not your problem with Great China, it's my personal problem, I have to buy this chicken back." ”
Brother Prawn sighed next to me, "Otherwise, forget it, Liu'er, let's go, forget it, don't buy it, what if you catch it, look at this three-layer inner and outer three-layer, it's too dangerous to check it so strictly." ”
I thought about it for a while, "No, you have to buy it, you say you dare not go with me, go elsewhere, anyway, I must go out today, what I decided, no one can persuade me, ***, I don't believe in that evil, today is to break into the school gate, I also have to buy the chicken back, you go back, you go back, you have to be out of this way"
Brother Prawn glanced at me, "Grass, what don't I dare, where can I get out?"
"That's the kind of guts, what do you say you can do."
"Grass your sister, walking, damn, the tiger is not powerful, you treat me as a sick cat." After Brother Shrimp finished speaking, he pulled me to the wall,
I threw his arm away, "You're stupid, you're still flipping from here." ”
"Grass, don't turn it from here, turn it from where."
"There's someone on the other side, let's go and walk around, there must be a suitable place for climbing over the wall."
Brother Prawn glanced at me, "Okay, then you say so, you can find a place, I'll follow you, I'll see what good places you can find." ”
I ignored him, and then the two of us began to walk around the school, walked around the whole circle, saw a lot of patrol guards, and didn't see anything particularly suitable, and finally when we walked around to the grandstand of the playground, I didn't leave, staring at the grandstand in a daze, Brother Shrimp patted me on the side, "What are you looking at him in a daze, is it useful, it's so high and can't be turned over." ”
I thought for a moment, "Why can't I turn it over?" ”
"We can't even kill for the sake of a chicken, this school stand, such a high wall, how can we climb over it."
I glanced at Brother Shrimp, "I said that if you can flip, you can flip, walk, flip, follow me over and have a look." ”
Brother Shrimp pulled my arm, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, let's go, go back to work, don't eat." ”
I kicked him "Fart, let's go, stand up." "After finishing speaking, I pulled Brother Shrimp and climbed up to the stands, the two of us went to the top, I looked around, there were many students walking in the playground, and there were couples sitting and chatting around us, I was thinking about something, Brother Shrimp spoke on the side,
"Grass, you have fun, big brother, it's so high, you won't fall to your death if you jump."
I kicked the lobster, "Are you stupid, look at that wire stalk" After saying that, I pointed to the wire stalk,
"What are you doing watching him?"
"The two of us climbed over the little railing, and then we held the telephone pole and slid down here, as long as we both hugged it, it would be fine."
"Big brother, you tease me, there are so many people in the playground."
I glanced at the big lobster, "You can do it yourself, anyway, I'm going to turn it over." ”
"Then how are we going to get back?"
"Grass, go out first and then think about how to come back."
Brother Prawn looked at me, "That's fine." ”
"Walk, walk, don't ink." As soon as I finished speaking, I looked around, only some students, ruthless, climbed over the guardrail, hugged the telephone pole, and slid down the way.
After I got down, when I turned around, I saw Brother Shrimp also sliding down, the two of us patted our bodies, and Brother Shrimp hugged my shoulder, "Liu'er, it's really enjoyable, it's so exciting." ”
I smiled, "That's a must, follow my brother, that's right." ”
"It's just how the two of us go back."
"I'm thinking about how to go back for a while, go buy the boy chicken first, and fight my way out of the encirclement, haha, walk, walk, kill the boy chicken." I said excitedly, I also have a little pride in my heart, I have been locked up for more than a week, but it can be calculated, Brother Shrimp is also in a comfortable mood, smiling and smiling.
Then the two of us chatted and walked around the chicken, walked less than 50 meters, Brother Shrimp danced his dexterous body, followed by a small broken step, directly stepped on my shoelaces, and almost mixed my heels, I relieved myself, looked at my shoelaces, "Grass, you uncle, you are so excited to do the egg, you stepped on my shoelaces." ”
"I'll take care of you, tie it myself, I'm going to buy my chicken, haha, my boy chicken, I want to die." After finishing speaking, he ignored me, and walked forward by himself, and the speed of walking was quite fast.
I sighed, "Damn, I knew I wouldn't take you out." After I finished speaking, I squatted down and began to tie my shoes, and after tying them, I walked forward, and I was not in a hurry to chase him, the two of us had a distance of less than 10 meters, and I was about to run a few steps forward, when suddenly I saw an adult man walking over, how familiar it looked, and then the man pointed at our big lobster, "You stop, don't go, are you a student of this school." Then I saw that our big lobster was obviously first in a row, and then nodded stupidly, and really stood still.
My heart was immediately cold, and I was suddenly very nervous and nervous, what should I do, grass***, I won't be so back, I said why look at this person so familiar, it's been a long time, it's a school teacher, grass, I was thinking about it, but I glanced at Brother Shrimp, only to see the teacher waving at me, "You, come here, that student over there, come over there" After finishing speaking, while pulling Brother Shrimp, he walked over at me,
I watched him walk over step by step, and suddenly felt like the end of the world, thinking, it's over, but I don't want to be caught like this, thinking about my boy chicken, I have a small impulse, and then suddenly gritted my teeth, a ruthless, ***, fight, and then I walked over to the leader, to his side, ignoring him, and directly wanted to walk around him, but the leader grabbed my clothes, "Stop, go, where are you." ”
I shook him hard, "Why are you dragging my clothes?" "This time, it made him stuck,
The school teacher tilted his head and looked at me, "You're not from this school." ”
I smiled and said, "I've been out of school for a long time, what were you dragging me to do just now, it's okay." After I finished speaking, I didn't wait for him to reply, I went straight forward, pretending to be very natural and walked forward, while walking, I recited Amitabha Buddha in my heart, sure enough, I didn't hear him call me, and the school teacher didn't chase me, I arrived at an intersection, and turned a corner, and then looked back, no one chased me, and then ran forward like crazy, ran far away in one breath, and in a few minutes, I ran to the door of the fried boy chicken's shop, I sat down at the door, wiped the sweat on my head, I don't know if it's scared, or if I'm tired from running just now,
I took out a cigarette, lit it at the door, looked at the depressed crowd, turned to the store and shouted, "Boss, buy chicken." ”
Then the owner of the chicken shop ran out and looked at me, "Little Liu'er, who did I think it was, why did I sit there by myself, and go into the house to sit." ”
I smiled and said, "Uncle, no need, I'm a little nervous, relieve my emotions." ”
"What kind of emotion, what's wrong with you, isn't your school closed, I heard that the investigation is quite strict."
I sighed, "Our troops are really huge, but I am the only one who broke out of the encirclement, how is the business lately." ”
The owner of the chicken shop shook his head, "It's not good, recently, the business is quite bad, there is no one on the road, haven't you noticed, let alone our business" After finishing speaking, he sighed, "It's hard to guard a school, but the school is still closed, hey"
I also sighed, "What bullshit school, I'm so angry, I don't want to do this, come, uncle, I want 5 boy chickens, can you wrap them up for me." ”
The owner of the chicken shop looked at me, "Why do you want so much, do you have enough to eat?" ”
I smiled, "Of course it's useful to have so much, I finally came out once, I wanted 5 chickens, 3 of them were for my 3 brothers, and the remaining 2 were for my resourcefulness." ”
"What to pay tribute to your three brothers, what to say to you."
I sighed, "Do you know how many of us came to buy your chickens?" ”
The boss smiled, "Several." ”
I held out four fingers, then pointed at myself, "See, I'm the only one who will break out of the encirclement." ”
The owner of the chicken shop sighed, "It's really *** not human. ”
I stretched out my hands and applauded,
The owner of the chicken shop smiled, "Then I can only fill my son's schoolbag for you first, and nothing else." ”
"Well, okay, thank you, uncle" After finishing speaking, I stood up and watched the chicken shop owner make chickens, and after a while, it was all packed into a plastic bag, three layers inside and three layers outside, after it was done, he turned around and went into the house, took out a school bag, I took a look, and I was depressed,
I looked at the owner of the chicken shop, "Uncle, how old is your son?" ”
"10 years old, what's wrong."
I sighed, "It's okay, I said how I like Ultraman's school bag." ”
"Children, they all like these little dolls."
I thought about it and smiled helplessly, "This is not a little doll, forget it, it's always better than nothing." ”