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[287] Triumph

After the chicken shop owner put all the chickens into his son's Ultraman small schoolbag, I took out the only one hundred yuan on my body, and pondered it, if it is inappropriate to take someone's schoolbag innocently, how can I buy chickens and send schoolbags, and it is such a righteous Ultraman schoolbag, after thinking twice, I still handed the money to the chicken shop owner, and said casually, "This money is for you, uncle, you can find me with the money when I return your schoolbag." ”

Unexpectedly, the owner of the chicken shop just shook his head at me, "No, no, no, why are you so polite." It's so familiar, who doesn't know anyone, it's not the first time, this money wants to find you, I must find you. There is nothing polite between us, you don't have to be so polite, you just have to find time to return this schoolbag, my son and they are on vacation anyway, and they don't need it now. You're welcome, you're welcome."

I was very moved, "I'm so sorry." Don't be, uncle, when I return your schoolbag, you can return the money to me. ”

The owner of the chicken shop stood in front of me, "No, we don't have to be so polite between us, you little children, you are so particular, if you want this, I won't sell you." After saying that, he smiled.

I wasn't a very hypocritical person, but after listening to the chicken shop owner's words, I nodded, "Well, okay, uncle, I'll send you back the schoolbag when I find time." Then he thought about it again, "Uncle, let's do it, you leave me the phone, when am I going to buy chickens, you go to the school gate to give it to me, I'll follow the door, pick it up, and save us from tossing back and forth so much, it's still dangerous, what do you think?" ”

The owner of the chicken shop smiled, "Of course this is good, come, you remember my number" After finishing speaking, he read me a bunch of numbers.

I took out PHS, wrote down the phone number of the chicken shop owner, checked it again, and after it was accurate, I smiled at the chicken shop owner, "Uncle, thank you, I have to trouble you to send it to us when the time comes." ”

"Hehe, okay. We don't have to be so polite to each other. Definitely, if you want to eat it then, call me. I'll send it to you" After the chicken shop owner finished speaking, he took out a very greasy 5 yuan from his pocket and handed it to me, I hesitated, but I still caught it, and I didn't ask how much this chicken was, but when I thought about 5, I thought about it carefully, I grass, my heart was cold again. Mom, it's not because of any good relationship, it's because I give a small deposit, 5 yuan at most to buy two Ultraman's mechanical pencils, and I can't even buy Ultraman's pencil case, let alone Ultraman's small schoolbag. I grass, 5 little boy chickens, usually only 70 yuan to kill, during the SARS period, I actually asked for 95. Is it possible that in special times, the price of everything will rise? I turned around and thought again, damn, for the sake of box Greater China, I lost 100 yuan, a mistake, a mistake.

But it was really hard to say anything at the moment, and after relieving my emotions, I waved to the owner of the chicken shop, and then smiled, "Then bye-bye, uncle, take the time to send you the schoolbag back." I hurriedly figured out a way to go back. ”

The owner of the chicken shop also waved his hand to me, "It's okay, it's okay, you're welcome." ”

Then I picked up this Ultraman little schoolbag, and walked to the school, and when I got to the door, I was in a daze, how could I go back, and I didn't dare to go around anywhere else, the ambush around the school was full of killers, who dared to go to the wall. Turned his head and looked at the little Ultraman behind him, and smiled helplessly, fuck, this schoolbag is really enough, I stared at the schoolbag for a long time, and suddenly realized, why is this scene so familiar in my book, I read it when I was a child, this is the red Jack Ultraman, staring at the two big light bulbs, praying that God is casting laser waves and is shooting the little monster. It worked every time, I smiled. Shaking Ultraman's small schoolbag, in the middle of the originally scarce road, it can be regarded as a beautiful scenery.

I wandered at the school gate for a long time, wondering where to turn in, thinking about it, but I didn't come up with any suitable way, and finally I had a headache, so I sat down opposite the school very depressed, and found a big tree behind it, I put the small bag on my chest and crotch, and then lit a cigarette, smoked a few puffs, this time I was depressed, I came out, how to go back.

Then thinking about it, I turned my head and accidentally looked at the school, and I was stunned, and I found something very arrogant, I rubbed my eyes again, and looked carefully, grass, it turned out to be true. I saw an eldest sister wearing a school uniform, and naturally walked towards the school gate, I watched her step by step from the small gap in the school gate to the school, and the guards at the school gate did not intercept anyone. At this moment, I was shocked and looked stupid.

I subconsciously said, "I'm grass, whose girl, so fierce." After finishing speaking, I took a few deep breaths, stood up, pretended to be very natural, and took the steps of the eldest sister, and did not hesitate to kill the school from the path of the eldest sister. When I was at the school gate, the doorman smiled at me, and I also smiled with him, that is, the doorman who charged me 200 yuan for protection, has not fulfilled his responsibility to protect me well, the concept of professional ethics is too poor, taking people's money, eliminating disasters for others, there is no professionalism at all, look at me, took a box of lobster in Great China, took such a big risk, sneaked out of the school, and took out two boxes of Great China money, this is the work ethic. Damn, it hurts to think about it.

But this time, the doorman didn't pay attention to me. I was also a little excited, thinking about whether I was paying some protection money another day, and after I entered the school, I took a deep breath. Suddenly I was in an extremely comfortable mood.

I carried my little Ultraman bag on my back and pondered about it as I walked. Why can that eldest sister go back to school directly, isn't it guarded to enter the school? Suddenly I had an epiphany, the school was so strict, it turned out that it was only allowed to enter and not let out, and when I came in, I could enter with a student card, and the doorman knew me, and I received 200 yuan, and I didn't even check my student card. And I must have been bewitched by my little Ultraman bag and my innocent face, and I suddenly got happy when I thought about it. Haha's fun.

When I got to the class, I didn't go back to my seat, but walked straight to the podium. I took a closer look at the audience below, and it turned out that none of them had come back. I was in a very good mood. When he saw who greeted him, he stood on the pulpit. Super fulfillment, even though I just bought a few baby chickens.

But after a short time, someone started laughing, I turned my head, I don't know when the little fat man will return to class, and then I thought about it carefully, she didn't seem to be in class in the last class, I said Qi Hao how did he mix with us. But she smiled at me. I'm puzzled.

I looked at her, "What are you laughing at?" ”

The little fat man pointed hard at my back, and then laughed "haha". Then many people in our class ran to the front to look at the little Ultraman Jack schoolbag on my back, and then they all pointed to my little schoolbag and laughed "haha". None spoke, they were all laughing. The class was lively all at once.

I patted the table, "You guys didn't see Ultraman when you were kids, how did you drop?" Then he turned to look at the little fat man, "This one is much better than the one you draw." "It's just that these people still ignore me, ignore my existence, and just continue to laugh silly. And there are laughing exaggerated tears laughing out, I have never been able to figure it out, as for it? You can't fight so hard, you can't scold people so hard, you fucking yourself smirk so hard? Can you still laugh and cry?

I also understood why they laughed again, I calmed down, I watched them laugh at me again, looked at it for a while, and found that there was no tendency to gradually weaken, and then took out my own PHS and looked at the time on it. I realized that there was still some time before class, so I coughed a little, "Everyone, although you can laugh, please laugh hard, but those who laugh at me, you must not regret it." Also, don't laugh so exaggeratedly, beware of facial cramps" As soon as I finished speaking, the men and women in the class laughed even more exaggeratedly.

The little fat man came over and patted me on the shoulder, "Sixth brother, you tease us to death, forget it, your image, you will kill me quickly, and Ultraman will be returned." Haha, but don't say it, you're dressed like this, with this Ultraman, you're too handsome, too handsome. ”

I glanced at her, "It's not just Ultraman, it's chickens." ”

The little fat man nodded, "Well, well, and the duck." Are there any crabs? After finishing speaking, he pointed to the little monster on the school bag, "And this." Yes, this monster is a crab monster. Haha, haha"

I ignored her and ignored her, and I returned to my seat amid everyone's laughter, put my beloved Ultraman bag on the table, and looked around at them, watching them laugh at me. I don't know how to feel it first, but I also started to have fun.

A voice came from the crowd of mocking voices, "What are you doing, you." ”

I turned my head to look at Mrs. Shi and asked in a little surprise, "Why are you unhappy?" ”

Mrs. Shi smiled this time, "Are you sick?" Do you care if people are happy? Eating too much and having nothing to do? ”

I shook my head, "Isn't it funny?" Look at those people who are happy" After finishing speaking, he also pointed to the people around me, and the people who were returning to work one after another, and then asked the people who were laughing about what they were laughing at, and then everyone turned their heads and ears, and then they all walked up to me, looked at it, and then laughed together when they had nothing to do, and many new forces also began to laugh.

After listening to my words, Mrs. Shi glanced at me, "What's wrong with you, you also got an Ultraman, such a virgin and childlike, which is not in line with your previous style at all, and besides, how old are you, can you stop making fun of you." ”

I spread my hands out, "If you want to laugh, just laugh." ”

"I'm not as boring as them, you're boring enough, all these new things all day long, they laugh at you, it's even more boring."

I stared at Mrs. Shi for a long time without speaking.

"What's wrong with you, you're talking, what's going on there stupidly."

I grabbed Mrs. Shi's hand, "I'm so moved, you didn't laugh." ”

Mrs. Shi pulled out her hand and hit me, "Are you crazy?" ”

I smiled and said, "No, no, seriously, how long have you not eaten meat?" ”

Mrs. Shi glanced at me: "After holding it for a long time, you can hold back such a sentence?" ”

I nodded, "Well, yes, it's been a long time since you've eaten meat?" ”