When Gong Caicai was eating ice cream like a timid little animal, Xiaoqin asked for the bag of hand cream from my hand so that I could eat ice cream with my free hand.

I accepted Xiaoqin's kindness, after all, the crusty diary in the other bag was no lighter than the hand cream, and I had a bad habit of shaking my arms when carrying things, and if the hand cream was broken, I would be sorry for the squad leader.

After eliminating the ice cream, the three of us agreed to go to see Professor Bai together, and then walked out of the door of the Henderson Commercial Building and walked to the classroom of the Science and Happiness Teaching.

Xiaoqin seemed to be on the road to win trust, and said to Gong Caicai in a determined tone:

"The Law of Attraction is really amazing! I was skeptical at first, but I just tried the rules once, and kept telling myself in my head: 'The law of attraction works', 'The law of attraction works' – and now I've managed to think that the law of attraction works!! ”

Feed! Isn't that nothing! A test question like this that "proves the validity of the Pythagorean theorem according to the Pythagorean theorem" will definitely be given a zero score by the marking teacher!

Gong Caicai nodded frequently, and said with relief: "Xiaoqin, Professor Bai told me: believing in the law of attraction is the first step to the truth of the universe!" Let's work together and pray that our wishes will come true! ”

I remember that Gong Caicai's two wishes in the past were to become a scallop and a panda, on the grounds that scallops have shells to protect and pandas to protect by the state, but later they gave up because becoming a scallop would induce their own claustrophobia, and the panda was too stressed by being watched.

It is said that just recently, Professor Bai changed his shotgun and changed the teaching location.

The original place where the Science Happiness Symposium was opened was a simple classroom similar to that used by students to make up classes in the commercial street, and the desks in it were very old, and some of the stools were still broken.

Now it is not the case, probably because he has accumulated a lot of money, plus Assistant Professor Chen was tormented by Grandma Su and surrendered to the police, which aroused Professor Bai's vigilance, in short, the teaching location of the Science Happiness Seminar was replaced by a multimedia conference room in an office building, the windows are bright and clean, the tables and chairs are intact, and the pattern is very similar to the lecture hall of the university (but there are no steps), there are six chairs behind each long table, and there are 12 long tables in the entire conference room, which can accommodate a total of 72 people at the same time.

After buying the Teacher's Day gifts, it was close to half past six, and since it was ordinary people's meal time, Professor Bai did not arrange the class at this time - he received us directly in the empty conference room.

"White, Professor White! Please take this globe! I can't come here tomorrow, so I wish you a happy Teacher's Day today! ”

As soon as they met, Gong Caicai held the globe in both hands in a panic and handed it to Professor Bai, not like a gift, but a review report from a student who made a mistake.

Professor Bai was quite surprised, on the one hand, he didn't expect that he, a cult lecturer, would get a Teacher's Day gift, and on the other hand, he didn't expect that in addition to bringing Xiaoqin over, I also brought Gong Caicai over.

"Okay, but it's disrespectful, I'll accept your heart."

Professor Bai took the globe in a very pedagogical style and placed it on the podium table, the globe that he had broken seemed to have been thrown away, and on the podium table, which was much wider than before, there was also a fish tank, in which there was only a thin layer of shallow water, and a turtle the size of a palm lay lazily in the water.

I remember it as Professor Bai's pet, named "Leonardo da Vinci", which is the early Chinese translation of Leonardo, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles boss.

"What a cute turtle!"

Xiao Qin, who has always had a very strange aesthetic, almost put her face on the glass of the fish tank, face to face with the turtle inside.

"What kind of turtle is this? Is it a smiling turtle? Its expression seems to be smiling! Xiaoqin casually placed the bag of hand cream on a chair, and then asked Professor Bai with great interest.

Dealing with an elder like Professor Bai, who is similar in age to her uncle, Xiaoqin will not trigger androphobia at all, and she is quite familiar.

"It's Ren Xiaoqin, right? It's the first time we met, but I've heard a lot about you from Ye Lin, if it's convenient, I'll call you Xiaoqin in the future. ”

Professor Bai enthusiastically stretched out his right hand to Xiaoqin, who asked for my opinion with her eyes, and only shook hands with Professor Bai when she saw me nodding.

"Me and Ye Lin...... Ye Lin and I are here to join! As soon as Xiaoqin's hand parted from Professor Bai, she immediately said very excitedly, "The Scientific Happiness Seminar is to use scientific means to obtain happiness, which is something that human beings have been pursuing in the course of evolution!" Your theory is perfect! It's so advanced! 500 years ahead of mankind! Please let us join! ”

"It's good to say, it's good to say, our Science Happiness Symposium comes and goes freely, as long as you agree with our philosophy, you can automatically become a member."

Professor Bai had a drop of sweat on his face, and he seemed to feel that Xiaoqin had slapped himself in front of him, which was a bit too much.

What he didn't expect was that Xiaoqin had just started and had not yet entered the state.

"Professor Bai, you may have heard Ye Lin say that my mother is a former shijie champion in the women's sanda competition, so I also know a little bit of martial arts...... If the Science Happiness Seminar can use me, I will immediately rush into the Tianwang Temple in Dongcheng District to fight the Taoist! Or rush into the Jianren Temple in Xicheng District to beat the monks! ”

"For、weishenme!?" Professor Bai was also taken aback, "weishenme, I'm going to order you to fight the Taoist priest and the monk?" ”

The old people in Dongshan City often say a sentence called "there is a temple in the east, and there is a temple in the west", referring to the Temple of the Heavenly King and the Temple of Kanren, the name of the Temple is often spoofed by us to write as "the temple of the slut", but it is said that when it was established, it was taken from the phrase "the wise man sees the wise and the benevolent sees the benevolent", and there is also a Buddhist temple of the same name in Kyoto, Japan.

Asked by Professor Bai that he couldn't get along with these two religious buildings, Xiaoqin clenched her fists and looked like she could shed blood for the organization at any time.

"Don't you need to ask! Peers are enemies! For the competition, of course! If we don't eradicate the Taoism and Buddhism shili in Dongshan City first, how can we be dominant and make a windfall! ”

Gong Caicai was shocked, and silently stood a little away from Xiaoqin, probably thinking that even if she became a churchmember, Xiaoqin was also a super-violent churchmember, and her desire to make a windfall was too vulgar.

"That...... Xiaoqin, are you a little misunderstood? Professor Bai broke out in a cold sweat, "Our Science Happiness Symposium is a scientific organization, not a religion, and some people call us a 'Science Happiness Sect' because they are casual or biased, and we are neither peers nor enemies with other religions, and it is even more nonsense to make a fortune - the fees we charge some members are just the electricity bills consumed for causal calculations." ”

"Can't you charge a little more?" Xiaoqin asked, "If I fool two old ladies into joining the club again, can you give me a commission?" ”

Feed! You're too into the play! You are no longer a cult believer, but a criminal who wants to use the cult to cheat money! Could it be that as soon as Assistant Professor Chen surrendered to the police officer, you want to take his place and become an accomplice of the Science and Happiness Sect!

"Can I talk to Ye Lin alone?" Professor Bai was very embarrassed by Xiao Qin, he pointed to the desk in the back row with his hand, "There is a laptop in that desk, which contains slides introducing our scientific happiness seminar, Gong Caicai, you can help explain it to Xiao Qin, so as to clear up her misunderstanding of us." ”

Although Gong Caicai was afraid of Xiaoqin, she had a spirit of dedication in her heart for the sake of science and happiness, so she went to explain the slides to Xiaoqin with the consciousness of no less than that of a martyr.

Professor Bai moved a chair and sat in the front row face to face with me, far away from Xiaoqin and the others, and if they didn't shout, they couldn't hear each other's conversation.

"Can you show me your phone?" Professor Bai first made this request.

Confident that Professor Bai couldn't do anything in front of me, I handed him the Yellow Wind Monster's mobile phone, and he just weighed it with his hand, and judged:

"It's 40 grams heavier than the original, so it must have been transformed, right? Gong Caicai's cram school teacher Xiaohu uses the same mobile phone as you, and I have weighed him. ”

I didn't expect Professor Bai's subordinates to be really accurate? I didn't feel a significant change in the weight of my phone, you are a human spring scale, right?

"Your phone looks old and turned on, but our listening system doesn't receive any feedback, according to a simple causal logic...... Your phone's internal hardware has either been replaced, or it has been transformed into a dual-hardware system - the person who transformed it is Dr. Yu, right? ”

I shrugged my shoulders graciously in acknowledgment that Professor Bai had given me back the phone, and pushed the round-rimmed glasses on the bridge of my nose.

"Keep our hardware with a backdoor to send us disinformation, right? It's indeed a good move, but it's a pity that Ye Lin, you didn't execute it well, the 'security mode' is used too much, and the 'backdoor mode' is used too little, it's impossible not to make us suspicious. ”

"Hmph, in that case, I'll go back and ask Dr. Yu to dismantle your backdoor hardware! Anyway, it's useless now, and it's quite power-hungry! ”

Professor Bai propped his elbows on the table, crossed his fingers, and said in a low voice:

"Your mobile phone has finally been transformed into such a special one, weishenme can't we use it in reverse? I hope that the backdoor pattern can develop new usages. ”

After that, Professor Bai was open and honest and told me how far they could do with the backdoor chip.

Listening to mobile phone calls and text messages is only one of the simplest functions, recording the text input on all mobile phone applications, and then packaging and transmitting them to the monitoring center when using the wifi network, it seems that there is no difficulty.

When the situation requires it, you can remotely control the mobile phone to dial the phone number, for example, I was besieged by four people who looked like fitness trainers with steel pipes, and the mobile phone dialed 110 by myself.

If you don't worry about being seen by the other party, you can also remotely turn on the "bugging + monitoring head" function that consumes a lot of power, which I didn't use because I had concerns in the past.

"Ye Lin, Dr. Yu modified your mobile phone with the intention of letting you use the backdoor mode as a channel for transmitting fake news, but now if you form an alliance with us, there is no need to switch back to the backdoor mode from time to time as before, let us listen to some unnutritious spam calls, you can use the security mode more openly, only in special circumstances, we need to take the initiative to monitor you, or ask us for help, and then open the backdoor mode."

===daoqian's dividing line=== Scrap iron sets the automatic update time.,The setting is wrong.,The chapter that was originally written early is only sent now.,I'll pay attention to it next time.。