"When am I going to need you to eavesdrop on me?" I disagree with Professor Bai's suggestion.

"A lot of the time." Professor Bai's fingers beat the drum rhythmically on the table, "For example, when you are kidnapped, monitored, and it is inconvenient to convey information to the outside world, in this case, you can take the initiative to let us know your information." ”

Huh? Professor Bai's reminder seems to be very interesting, like a spy war tool! Maybe I'll be able to use it sometime!

Brain Theater (1): In the examination room, I put on a hidden Bluetooth headset, switched the Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone to the back door mode and put it in the desk, turned on the remote monitoring function, and then asked Professor Bai and others from the Science and Happiness Teaching to pay attention to whether the invigilator came over for me!

(Wait, with this kung fu, I might as well scan the test paper with a camera and let Professor Bai tell me the answer directly!) However, this is no different from cheating on ordinary mobile phones, and it doesn't show the high-end atmosphere of my spy war tool, and it consumes a lot of traffic. Brain Theater (2): For some reason I was kidnapped by the Eighteen Bronze Men of Shaolin Temple, and just as they were about to beat me with a folding stool, my phone rang! Professor Bai remotely controlled the Yellow Wind Monster's mobile phone and played "The Most Dazzling National Style" at the maximum volume! The eighteen bronze men suddenly swayed uncontrollably to the beat, and I took the opportunity to grab the folding stool, and completed the 18 kills of the earth-shattering ghosts and gods with lightning speed! Just when my mind was opening up and my imagination was diverging, Professor Bai glanced at Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai, who were sitting in the back row of the conference room and watching the slides on their laptops, with mysterious expressions, and then asked me, "Do you want to know how much those two girls have a good opinion of you?"

You've got enough of the White Screaming Beast! Do you think you're playing a love video game like Heartbeat Memories and Love? How can I see what is the favorability of Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai for me? Pay to become a VIP user, you will get the true eyes of the evil king, and see the Chinese colorful cloud numbers constantly jumping above their heads!

"Oh, you may be mistaken." After seeing the skeptical expression on my face, Professor Bai explained to me, "The so-called favorability can neither be seen with the eyes nor give accurate numbers, but is subjectively judged through a mobile app I developed." ”

I gave me a look of disdain: "It's no different from the fortune-telling apps on the Android market, right?"

Professor Bai sat up slightly straighter in his chair, "Although the interface of the application I developed is simple, it is by no means a self-deceptive thing such as fortune-telling software. At the end of the day, it's a simple interface to huge causal calculation software that you can use to predict the future within a narrow scope. ”

I didn't bother to complain about the words "predict the future" anymore, so I asked, "What kind of narrow method?"

"You can only text chat with girls who are simulated by the program......"

"Hey! It's not as good as a love video game! It's just a chat program like Little Yellow Chicken, okay! You're going to install this app on my phone, you're predicting the future of my lonely life! ”

Professor Bai glanced at Xiao Qin Kegong Caicai again, and lowered his voice at the same time: "This is not an empty and lonely chat with the computer, but a chat program that is based on the real information in the database, through the complex operation of the causal calculation program, to highly simulate the psychology of the characters, and truly match the characters' personalities!" Isn't the most likely reaction of the other person after knowing in advance that after saying a certain sentence to someone in advance, not just predicting the future? ”

"Is it so exaggerated?" I frowned and said I didn't believe it, but Professor Bai took out his phone and said that a simple experiment could convince me of the power of causal computing systems.

After typing a line on his phone, Professor Bai put the phone face down on the table, cleared his throat, and asked me with a very serious expression, "Would you like to marry my granddaughter?"

"Holy! Your mentally ill son, there is still someone willing to marry him!? ”

Although I knew that what Professor Bai said should be an experimental one, I couldn't help but blurt it out immediately.

Professor Bai smiled when he reached his destination, "Actually, I don't have a granddaughter, and my son is not married, but you can pick up my phone and look at it now." ”

I frowned slightly, flipped over the phone that Professor Bai had put on the desktop, and saw the application with a simple interface that Professor Bai said.

How rudimentary is the interface? Analogy, right? Have you ever seen the QQ interface ten years ago? I saw in a post of "QQ Ten Years Review", when the icon of QQ is not a penguin but a pager, what is the extremely simple chat interface, what is the mobile phone application written by Professor Bai - Professor Bai has simply picked up the interface of the original version of QQ!

At this moment, the chat window named "Ye Lin" was open, and the question that Professor Bai had just asked this virtual chat partner was: "Are you willing to marry my granddaughter?" ”

And the virtual Ye Lin's answer to him was:

"Come on! Your son is so mentally ill that he has a split personality, and who else would want to marry him? ”

it! It's not 100% the same, but the basic meaning is exactly the same! Is Professor Bai bluffing me? Did he come up with a knowledge of me? Or is it really the prediction that the causal program sends back after cloud computing based on the information about me in the database, as he said?

"This sentence doesn't count," I shook my head, "You suddenly said that you have a granddaughter, and Fang Xin that guy has a daughter, I was too surprised to spit out casually, and you ask me something else." ”

Professor Bai took the phone back from my hand, "Ye Lin, do you know that it's just such a simple question, how much power does the causal calculation program need?" And if you take precautions in advance, you'll add a lot of variables outside of the database, making the feedback results of the simulated chat meaningless - by the way, I named this app "Heartbeat Q&A", how about it, it goes well with its features, right? ”

Worthy of your sister! Copied the interface from QQ ten years ago, and copied the name from the game "Heartbeat Memories"? This app is installed on my phone.,The friends shown are Xiaoqin、Squad leader、Pooh、If you say Gong Caicai,It's barely in line with the concept of "Heartbeat Q&A",Now you only have one friend on your own app.,You ask me questions.,What kind of "Heartbeat Q&A"! Who needs an over-age second-class patient in his 60s to have his heart pounding at me!

But I have to admit that Professor Bai has successfully captured the interest of me, an adolescent teenager, if I can really know the girl's answer to a question in advance, and the accuracy rate is quite high, wouldn't it be used as a confession rehearsal? And many questions that are absolutely embarrassed to ask in person can also be used to simulate the other party's reaction!

For example, ask the virtual squad leader, "Can you touch my breasts?" "If even the virtual squad leader scolded me fiercely, then I can imagine that if I asked that in real Shijie, I would probably be shotgunned.

Seeing that I was a little hesitant, Professor Bai assured me that the application he had written had absolutely no backdoors, because it was set to only run in the "backdoor mode" of the Yellow Wind Monster phone, so there was no need for two backdoors.

"If you're not at ease, you can ask Dr. Yu to check it when you go back, the source code of the application can be shown to him, anyway, this is just an input-feedback interface for the causal calculation program, the code is simple and clear, and you can see if there is something hidden at a glance."

Professor Bai was very excited, and with Dr. Yu's backing, I asked Professor Bai for the application installation package and installed the "Heartbeat Q&A" myself.

Not to mention, the first installation failed, because I didn't switch the Yellow Wind Monster phone from "safe mode" to "backdoor mode", sure enough, as Professor Bai said, "Heartbeat Q&A" will perform a self-test when it is running, and if there is no special key set by Fang Xin in the hardware chip, it will be automatically turned off.

There is nothing to hide now, I quickly shook the phone 7 times with great force in front of Professor Bai, and switched the phone to the backdoor mode.

In fact, it is not enough to shake the phone vigorously, it must be shaken according to the frequency of "three, one, three", otherwise as long as it is shaken, more than seven times, won't it automatically switch modes?

After switching to backdoor mode, a very small pixel dead pixel will appear on the phone screen, and Dr. Yu's setting can help me distinguish what mode I am currently in.

After the application is installed,The simple interface of "Heartbeat Q&A" automatically appeared,And the data exchange with the cloud database,After more than a minute of waiting,4 avatars appeared on my friend bar,The names are:Xiaoqin、Squad leader、Gong Caicai and ...... Professor Bai.

I shrugged back, and the eyes that looked at Professor Bai immediately became vigilant.

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, Professor Bai, you are actually a like Peng Tousi!! Otherwise, weishenme, your name will appear in my "Heartbeat Q&A"! Who's going to have a virtual conversation with you! Where is the blacklist feature? I'm going to put you on the blacklist! Since it's a copycat QQ, weishenme doesn't have a copycat its blacklist function? Is it because the copycat power (penguin power) is not enough!

Seeing the obvious disgust on my face, Professor Bai hurriedly explained: "My avatar is not used for virtual Q&A, it is a shortcut that can really contact me, you can treat me as a 'QQ customer service' and other existence, if you have any problems that you want me to help solve, you can use that avatar to reflect the situation with me." ”

Professor Bai's avatar is quite similar to himself, he is an elderly scientist with glasses, while the avatars of Xiaoqin, the squad leader, and Gong Caicai are more curious, respectively "Bandaged fist", "double-barreled shotgun" and "melon".

Where did you find these icons? It's full of malice! Forget about fists and shotguns, does melon refer to Gong Caicai's chest? Do you want to say that Gong Caicai's boobs are the body! Thanks to Gong Caicai, I also gave you a Teacher's Day gift!

Recall that just now I saw my own avatar in "Heartbeat Q&A" on Professor Bai's mobile phone, as if it was a cartoon gray wolf, I don't know if it was specially set for me because I called myself an "iron-blooded lone wolf".