Chapter 0724 - Touching the Bones and Recognizing People (I)
Xiang Tianliang asked helplessly: "You won't let me go to the sky to catch the moon and go to the sea to catch turtles, right?" ”
"It's very simple, I heard that you can tell fortunes and read physiognomy, and you're quite proficient, so, we want you to guess, who are we?" Chen Meilan said with a smile.
"Guess people, how do you guess?"
"Hee-hee...... Each of us lets you touch it, and then you guess. ”
Xiang Tianliang grinned happily, this is a good thing, being idle is also idle, and it is just right to enhance the "feelings".
"This ...... Well, it's easy for me, but it's ......."
"But what?" Chen Meilan asked.
Xiang Tianliang smiled: "I'm not afraid that I can't guess accurately, I'm afraid that you will cheat." ”
"And what do you want?"
"I have three conditions." Xiang Tianliang stretched out three fingers in his right hand.
"The first."
"In case you cheat, I'm going to guess one and verify the other."
"That's fine, let's say the second condition."
Xiang Tianliang smiled evilly, "This second condition is...... Touch it, I'm afraid I can't touch it, can you, can you touch it a few more times? ”
"Hee-hee...... You want to break it again, don't you? Chen Meilan smiled softly.
"I'm wronged, you laymen, you are asking me to touch my bones to recognize people, this is similar to touching bones and telling fortunes, but have you ever seen a fortune telling that only needs to be touched? It has to be touched seriously, carefully touched, repeatedly touched, touched in all directions, touched in simple terms, in short, I can't touch it without touching it a few times. ”
"Aren't you just doing evil?"
"Anyway, if it's not, I can't touch it, I give up, I admit defeat, I'd rather starve."
After a pause, Chen Meilan said, "Hmm...... Okay, we promise you, you say the third condition. ”
"This third condition, I would like to ask you, this is ...... Where the hell are you touching? ”
"And where do you want to touch it?"
"What's this, huh...... I suggest, you can touch it anywhere, okay? ”
Dai Wenhua snorted, "Xiao Xiang, you think so beautifully." ”
Laughter rang out in the room.
Xiang Tianliang smiled and said: "What are you laughing at, you are bullying me together, can't I make some demands?" ”
"Giggle...... Your request is obviously not good-hearted? Dai Wenhua said with a smile.
"Huh...... I've been familiar with you inside and out, and I've seen and eaten them, so don't pretend to be embarrassed. ”
Xiang Tianliang's words immediately attracted a scolding.
Dai Wenhua said coquettishly: "Okay, we will promise you, Xiao Xiang, you have to guess correctly." ”
"How about guessing right?"
"I've guessed that I have something to eat."
"What if you can't guess?"
"We will do to you as you do to us."
"How am I doing to you? I don't do anything to you. ”
"Giggle...... You've spanked us, and if you're not sure, we'll spank yours too. ”
When Xiang Tianliang heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "No problem, no problem, spanking is spanking." "My heart says that my ass is made of copper cast iron, and these stinky girls don't fight like scratching.
Dai Wenhua shouted and told everyone to sit down and not make a sound.
Xiang Tianliang grinned, rubbing his hands quickly, looking eager to try.
The room quickly fell silent.
A man walked over gently.
She stopped in front of the dawn and remained motionless.
Dai Wenhua shouted in the distance: "Xiao Xiang, it's started, guess who is standing in front of you?" ”
Xiang Tianliang put away his smile and said seriously: "Don't be anxious, today, I'll show my hand, let you see my ability to touch the bones and recognize people, Gu Shiyun, the noble person's bones are slender and long, the bones are fragrant and fragrant, and the monarch's bones and Xiao Chen are correspondingly supplemented, and they don't worry about having no place to eat Tiancang, how can they have abundant food and clothing, and they don't want to ask for anything...... Bone is the basic framework of the human body, the flesh is attached to the best of it, the bone is upright and hard, the bone joint is straight, the appearance of people, to a certain extent, the bone is the foundation of the human body, so the phase bone is put in the first place, the human head, body, hands, feet can be seen to the bone bulge, the phase bone is to see the convex and concave, Jun and flat, thick and showy, full and deflated, round and protruding, generally speaking, the bone is suitable for the round show to avoid the rough protrusion, should be full and avoid concave, and the phase bone can not be on the bone, especially to see the cooperation between the bone and the flesh, the relationship between the bone and the flesh, It can be compared to the relationship between yang and yin, yin and yang are to be balanced, yin nourishes yang, yang helps yin, yin and yang can be born, can be hair, can be rich, can be noble, in addition to looking at the cooperation of bone and flesh, the collocation of various parts is also very important, with proper coordination, the spirit is clear, like the jade in the mountains, the river water contains pearls, so that it can be inherited from the heavens, so, although the head, body, hands, and feet all have good bones, they are not exhaustive when the bones, in terms of fame and fortune, dignity and humility, mainly from the image of the skull to infer it, that is to say, the main method of the bonesIn addition to the basic nine extremely expensive bones, the head also has such as the longevity bone behind the ear, the jade building bone on the ear is the main wealth, the Tianzhu bone that Yintang goes straight to the heavenly court is the main official luck, the Fusang bone protruding at the temple, and the Jincheng bone from the Yintang to the hairline, etc., also plays a role that cannot be ignored in life. ”
Chen Meilan smiled on the other side: "Mr. Xiangda, we don't understand this, just say more if you want to." ”
"Huh...... Listen carefully, the joints should be like golden stones, towering rather than horizontal, round and not thick; Thin people don't show their bones, and fat people don't show their flesh; Bones and flesh are attached to each other, qi and blood are in harmony with each other, those whose bones are cold and shrink will die at an early age if they are not poor, and on the left side of the sun and the right side of the moon horn, there are upright bones, called Jincheng bones, and the lord's position is to the minister, and the bones in the Yin Hall, up to the heavenly court, are called the heavenly pillar bones, and the bones are from the heavenly court to the end, called the rhino bones, and the main person is in the position of the three princes, and there are bones on the face, and the protruding ones are called cheekbones, which dominate the power, and the part of the cheekbones connected to the ears is called the Yuliang bone, and the length of life is mastered, from the arm to the elbow, it is called the keel, which symbolizes the king. Long is better; From the elbow to the wrist, it is called the tiger bone, symbolizing the courtier, it is better to be short and thin, the bones should be raised and stretched, so it is hard and erect, the bone joints are straight but not thick, they are all firm appearance, the cheekbones are all the way to the sideburns, called the stagecoach bone, the bone above the left eye is called the sun horn bone, the bone above the right eye is called the moon horn bone, the bone of the ear is called the general bone, the bone of the sulfur yen is called the dragon horn bone, the bone outside the two grooves is called the chen ao bone, the forehead is called the dragon horn bone on both sides, and the bone is not shrugged, the bone is not shrugged, and it is good to be round and delicate, and the bone is yang, Flesh is yin, there is not much yang, yin is not attached, if the yin and yang flesh and bones are equal, then the youth is not rich, then the life is rich, the bones will be demolished, the bones are exposed without wealth, the bones are weak, the long life is unhappy, the bones are fierce, the bones are light and poor, the bones are stupid and dirty, the bones are cold and poor, the income is meager, the bones are round, the bones are isolated and have no relatives, the wood-shaped people are skinny and blue-black, the two ends are thick, they must be poor, the bones of the water-shaped people are pointed, the lord is extremely rich, The fire-shaped human has thick bones at both ends, has no virtue and is poor and lowly like a slave, and the earth-shaped human has large bones and thick skin, hard flesh and bones, and has a long life but is unhappy...... In addition, those with high occipital bones are rich and noble, those who are flattened are lowly, those who are protruding on both sides of the skull, those who are smart and rich, those with a nose bridge like a bamboo knuckle, those who are low and whose husbands and wives are not harmonious, those with high cheekbones, change hands to power, the female protagonist Kefu, those who collapse without mastery, those who have oblique jaw and neck bones, mean and ruthless, those with round and small laryngeal bones, those who are 100 years old and leisurely, those who are pointed and big work all their lives, those who have hollow ear bones are smart, those who are active are arrogant, those who have flat skulls and ribs without convex and concave, those who have a happy life, those who have round hip bones, those who are precious and long, those who are low and low are poor for life, and those who have slender finger bones are smart. Those who are short and stubby are pure, those with fine arm bones are strong, those who are thin are weak, those with thin foot bones are laborious, and those who are thick are comfortable......"
Dai Wenhua listened impatiently on the side, "Hey, Xiao Xiang, don't grunt, okay, guess who is the person standing in front of you?" ”
"Stinky, what are you panicking about." Xiang Tianliang smiled.
"Giggle...... If you can't guess, throw in the towel. Dai Wenhua smiled.
"Huh...... Well, then you're welcome. Xiang Tianliang was happy, stretched out his hand and pulled the person in front of him to his knees, and groped with his hands, "I guess...... Guess...... This stinky girl, there is a cat bone on her head, the book says, this bone is born really generous, the east and the west are rich and scattered, the daughter is scattered and comes back, and she is not sad in old age, hehe...... If my guess is correct, this beauty is Zhu Qin, the chairman of Cathay Pacific Group. ”
Zhu Qin smiled: "Little villain, you guessed right." ”
"What do you mean, that's right, that's right." Xiang Tianliang smiled proudly and hugged Zhu Qin and kissed him a few times.
"Xiao Xiang, what did you just say, this bone is born really generous, the east and the west are rich and scattered, the north and the south, the daughter is scattered and comes back, and he doesn't feel sorry for himself in old age, it doesn't sound like much, right?" Zhu Qin asked.
Xiang Tianliang smiled and said: "You don't understand this, this bone is really generous, the east and the west are rich and scattered, isn't this your character, the daughter is scattered and comes back, and you don't feel sorry for yourself in old age, which means that when you are old, I will take care of you, and you will never be alone." ”
"Whoa...... Sweet mouth, really? ”
"Of course, definitely."
"I mean, I'm old, will you really take care of me?"
"yes."
"You don't have any jokes?"
"It's a deal."
Zhu Qin left Xiang Tianliang's arms with a smile and sat beside him, "Then I will rest assured, in the future, the Cathay Pacific Group will be handed over to you, and I am not afraid if you toss it all." ”
"Hehe, I don't dare, I want to be an official now, and when I don't want to be an official, I will go to work in Cathay Pacific Group Company, and you will all be my employees at that time."
"Okay, I'll wait." Zhu Qin said with a smile.
Xiang Tianliang was even more proud, "Next next, hurry up, who wants to come up?" ”