Xiang Tianliang's help is not only to help the Bodhisattva Xu Xianfeng, but also to help the Cathay Pacific Group Company, in the final analysis, he is helping himself.

The market price of 100 acres of land in Binhai County is about 2 million yuan, and the Cathay Pacific Group bought it from the Ministry of Armed Forces, paid 1.5 million yuan to the Ministry of Armed Forces, and privately gave Xu Xianfeng 1 million, a total of 2.5 million yuan.

After the meeting of the county standing committee in the morning, Xiang Tianliang made a phone call to the Guotai Group Company and ordered Zhu Qin, chairman of the board of directors of the Guotai Group Company, and Huang Ying, general manager, to rush to Binhai County immediately.

Order, and immediately, this is the domineering of Xiang Tianliang.

After getting off work, drive to my new home at dawn.

Located next door to the North and South Tea House, the original Bayi store, after the construction and transformation, has become a new three-story building, it has a total of 12 rooms, the front yard is very large, the fence is high, the courtyard gate is high and wide, two iron gates, enough cars to enter and exit, because the building is behind the cliff boulder, so there is no backyard at all.

Another feature of this building is that on the right is a small river, which leads directly to the Xiaonan River, and on the left is close to the North and South Tea House.

Xiang Tianliang drove into the yard and found that there were six cars parked in the yard, he recognized at a glance that the two Audi cars were Zhu Qin and Huang Ying's, it seems that their aunt and sister-in-law had arrived, and there was a Buick car, which belonged to Jiang Yuying, president of the Municipal Development Bank, he couldn't help muttering in his heart, he didn't inform her, what was she doing, and then looked at the other three, all of them were Santana cars, hey, wasn't that Chen Meilan and Yang Biqiao's special car, the one next to it was clearly Jia Huilan's private car.

It's all coming.

It's not good, the "big soldiers" are in the realm.

Xiang Tianliang's face changed drastically, and he was about to turn around and flee, only to hear the iron door creaking behind him.

He turned his head to see that the iron door was slowly shut.

It's over, it's over, Xiang Tianliang frowned sadly, looked up to the sky and sighed.

There must be a group of tigresses in the building, eyeing them and preparing them to go.

Fuck, isn't that a sheep's mouth?

Just as he was smiling bitterly at the dawn, three women suddenly appeared in the corridor on the second floor, Dai Wenhua, the owner of the North and South Teahouse, and her two baby daughters, Chen Nan and Chen Bei.

Dai Wenhua chuckled.

"Who's coming?"

"Fuck, I don't even know Lao Tzu anymore?"

"Be serious, don't swear." Dai Wenhua put up the shelf.

"What, what do you mean?"

"Be clear, you are now in the minority, and you must obey our orders unconditionally."

Xiang Tianliang paused, and then laughed.

"I surrender, I surrender, can't I surrender?"

Dai Wenhua laughed again.

"Giggle...... Now that you've surrendered, you don't have to raise your hand, just come up honestly. ”

Xiang Tianliang smiled bitterly and went upstairs, he knew that these girls were going to play with him again.

But it's okay, usually get together less with them and leave more, it's rare to have a time together, since they get together, they want to play it, and then be played by women, what's not haode, peony flowers die, ghosts are still romantic.

Xiang Tianliang went up to the second floor, and as soon as he arrived at the staircase, he was stopped by Dai Wenhua's mother and daughter.

couldn't help but say, Chen Nan and Chen Bei couldn't help laughing, took out a black cloth, and wrapped it around Xiang Tianliang's eyes.

"Hey, what are you doing here?" Xiang Tianliang asked with a smile.

Dai Wenhua nagged beside him, "Xiao Xiang, I was ordered to warn you, you are not allowed to talk nonsense, and all actions must obey the command." ”

"On orders, on whose orders?"

"We."

"Who are we?"

"All of us."

"Huh...... Are all the stinky here? ”

"No hippie smiles."

"Yes, I obey orders, I obey commands."

I only heard Dai Wenhua order: "Girls, bring him in for me." ”

Xiang Tianliang was led into a room by Chen Nan and Chen Bei, the room was very quiet, as if there was no one, Xiang Tianliang was pressed on the sofa.

However, although Xiang Tianliang was blindfolded, he had ears and a nose, and his ears had special abilities, and his nose was more bright than a dog's, and after sitting down for a while, he laughed evilly.

"Huh...... Don't pretend, I know you're all in this room, my nose has smelled at least eight perfumes, and my ears have heard the breath of at least ten people. ”

There was silence in the room.

Suddenly, a myriad of laughs erupted.

It's the women laughing.

Xiang Tianliang begged: "Beauties, sisters, comrades, can you let me see you?" ”

"I can't."

It was Chen Meilan who spoke.

The laughter in the room was gone.

"Sister Chen, what are you going to do?"

Chen Meilan said: "We ask you to tell a few jokes, as long as we laugh, you will pass the test." ”

"This ...... How many people laughed before they passed? ”

"If we say pass, you will pass, and if we don't say pass, you will not pass."

Xiang Tianliang was embarrassed: "This ...... I'm afraid I can't do it. ”

"Then you don't want to say it?"

"Can't I admit defeat?"

Chen Meilan smiled: "Then you will be hungry tonight." ”

"I say, I say."

"Okay, we'll hear from you."

Xiang Tianliang scratched his head and pondered for a while, how could he tell jokes, if he wanted to tell them, he could only tell some jokes from the wine table.

"This joke is called 'a lot of things don't look at whether you do it or not, but how long you do it', Miss Zhao Si is Zhang Xueliang's confidante, and she has been following Zhang Xueliang since she was sixteen years old. After following for a year, people said that they were adulterous, and after three years, people said that they were cheating, but after 50 years, everyone said that they were eternal aiqing. ”

No one laughed.

"I'll say one more, it's not about what you do, but who you do it with', saying that there was a famous prostitute named Xiao Fengxian at the beginning of the Republic of China, if she followed a migrant worker, she would belong to the target of anti-pornography, and she followed General Cai Yi, then she would stay forever, if she followed Sun Yat-sen, then she might become the mother of the country."

Still no one laughed.

"Said a fire in a women's bathroom somewhere, the people inside were in a mess, naked running out, only to see a large group of white flowers on the street, an old man shouted, cover quickly, the naked women suddenly woke up, but there are three important parts of the body, hurriedly can't cover it, I don't know what to do, at this time, the old man shouted again, just cover your face, it's the same below...... Hehe, this is called, in special circumstances to grasp the work, it is impossible to do everything, but must grasp the key points. ”

It's a pity that I only heard three people laughing, and obviously I couldn't pass the test.

"One day, a young woman came to the police station to report the case, she said, I put the money in the corset, in the crowded subway, was stolen by a handsome guy, the police wondered, hiding the money in such a sensitive place, didn't you notice it, the young woman replied with a red face, who would have thought that he was touching the money? This joke illustrates that making a customer's money unknowingly touched in a pleasant experience is the pinnacle of the business model. ”

This time, there was more laughter.

"Another one, a company pasted a note on the urinal in the men's toilet, with eight words written on it, a small step forward, a big step towards civilization, but there were still many urine stains on the ground, and later, the company learned a lesson seriously and rewrote a note, a total of seventeen words, which said, urine can not be in the pool to indicate that you are short; Urine outside the pool means that you are soft, and as a result, the ground is much cleaner than before, which shows that the investment advice given to customers must be specific, accurate and hit the point. ”

There was a lot of laughter in the room.

Dai Wenhua shouted with a smile: "Say it again, say it again." ”

"Said that there is a boss who is tired of playing with the mistress, and the mistress is getting older, forced to marry can't succeed, and the boss asked for tens of millions of compensation, the boss originally wanted to kill people, and later, the financial director offered a plan to improve the level of education, and the boss invested 100,000 yuan, so that the junior went to the boss training class, the boss in the class was like a cloud, and the junior fascinated the whole class of boys, and within two months, the junior ignored the original boss, this joke shows that the most effective way for enterprises to dispose of non-performing assets is to package and transfer, rather than discard and digest themselves."

Bursts of laughter.

Chen Meilan smiled: "Xiao Xiang, you won't be like this boss in the future, and you will package and transfer us, right?" ”

"Don't dare, don't dare."

"That's discarding and digesting yourself?"

"Don't dare, don't dare."

"Hee-hee, then you can say another one."

Xiang Tianliang thought for a while.

"One day, the female secretary said with a solemn expression, boss, I am pregnant, the boss continued to look down at the document, and then smiled faintly and said: , I have already been ligated, the female secretary was stunned for a while, and said with a smile: , boss, I'm joking with you!, the boss raised his head and glanced at the female secretary, drank a few sips of tea and said, in fact, I'm also joking, I didn't have a ligation, this is called, people who mix in the rivers and lakes, don't panic in case of trouble, but let the bullets fly for a while."

There was laughter in the room again.

Dai Wenhua also giggled, "Xiao Xiang, say one more." ”

Chen Nan and Chen Bei also shouted in unison, "One more, one more." ”

"Huh...... I said the last one, saying that there were three men who went to the same family to propose, the woman's parents said, please introduce yourself, the first person said, I have 10 million, the second person said, I have a mansion, worth 20 million, the woman's parents listened, very satisfied, he asked the third person, what do you have in your family? The third person said, I have nothing, only one child, this child is in your daughter's belly, the first and second people are completely speechless, helpless to leave, this joke fully illustrates such a truth, the core competitiveness, is not money and houses, but to have their own people in key positions. ”

"Giggle......

"Hee-hee-hee......"

"Woohoo......"

The laughter was very thick, and Xiang Tianliang asked proudly: "Beauties, sisters, comrades, have I passed?" ”

Chen Meilan said with a smile: "If you don't pass, you have to say, sisters, what do you say?" ”

"Do not pass ......", "Do not pass ......", "Do not pass ......".

Xiang Tianliang smiled bitterly again, "What the hell are you going to do?" ”

Chen Meilan said: "We still have a difficulty, if you pass this difficulty, you can see the light immediately." ”