I asked Dr. Yu that Weishenme was still treating me now that Ai Shuqiao had given up on me, and Dr. Yu thought I was stupid at home.

"Hmph, the patient who passed through my hands can't die because of my mistake, I don't care if he is a saint or a criminal, as long as there is a glimmer of hope for healing, I will never give up!"

I was about to express my gratitude to Dr. Yu when he said: "When I was rescuing a landmine victim in Angola, because his whole family was killed by landmines, he pulled out his oxygen tube several times and tried to commit suicide by refusing treatment, but even so, I tied him up and finally cured him." ”

"As a result, he was cured and insulted me to my face, saying that I was a demon, and he didn't let him go to heaven with his family, so I stuffed him with a pistol, and if he wanted to commit suicide, he would find a place where I couldn't see it, and that would have nothing to do with my medical skills......"

It turns out that the patient is just a prop for you to prove your medical skills! I thought you were very humane! After working for a long time, like a watchmaker repairing a watch, if a watch is repaired by you, will it be ridiculed by your peers! Are you trying not to be ridiculed by your peers and satisfy your self-esteem, so that the patients you handle don't die casually?

However, I later heard from Penthos that it was true that Dr. Yu gave a pistol to a patient who had recovered from surgery in Angola, but the pistol was filled with paint bullets and not real bullets, so even if the patient could not think of suicide for a while, he could only get his face covered with paint, and he would calm down and think about the meaning of his life after being angry.

Of course, if you insist on committing suicide after that, then it's useless to say anything.

Amy, who happened to know about this, sat on the operating table in the infirmary with her feet crossed, and said to her personal doctor, Dr. Yu, "I really can't see that you still have a bodhisattva heart like the people of the Celestial Empire often say?" ”

Dr. Yu, who is not Lolicon, has no fun treating the nail tear on Amy's little toe, while frowning and saying:

"Nonsense! I didn't give him a replica gun and paint bullets, he was so emotional, what if he shot me directly! I am a doctor, not a Buddha, and I have not yet given up my life to feed the tiger! ”

It is said that the patient who was saved by Dr. Yu did not commit suicide with an imitation gun, and after thinking about it, he finally realized: "It's all the government's fault!" My family was killed by landmines, and I couldn't follow them to heaven, it's all the government's fault! ”

So he turned around and joined the *** guerrillas, and the imitation gun in his hand was replaced by a real gun, and he has been fighting bravely on the front line, and his rank is about to be promoted to major.

Because Dr. Yu is so careless about good and evil, regardless of the cost, and without considering the patient's wishes, he may be more concerned about my illness than I am.

"Not only me, but my senior brother also swore a poisonous oath to cure you, if you don't die, he will die...... No, it's you who dies and he dies! I don't believe that the power of two of the Three Musketeers of Stanford University can't cure you, a bear child......"

I was suddenly curious: "Dr. Yu, you open your mouth and close your mouth to 'The Three Musketeers of Stanford University', you count as one, your senior brother 'Poison King' counts as one, so who is the other one?" ”

"He," Dr. Yu grimaced as if he had encountered a super tricky illness, "he has a brain disease, I can't cure that kind of disease, when I was in school, I was warned several times for organizing illegal associations, and after graduation, his condition became even more serious, it is completely a shame among our three musketeers, if it weren't for the 'two musketeers' to call it badly, I wouldn't want to be on a par with him." ”

As he spoke, he took out a cigarette from his pocket and put it in his mouth, but he didn't light it, he didn't smoke in front of the patient, it seems that Chen Yingran, the female school doctor, also has this habit.

By the way, because Dr. Yu was busy doing research on the weekend and didn't have time, he didn't go to Chen Yingran's house to propose marriage - he was really casual enough, I don't know if Chen Yingran's father, that is, the son of the old principal, has time to wait.

To make sure I could be discharged from the hospital and go home to recuperate, Dr. Yu performed several heart-specific tolerance tests on me.

The first was to suddenly make a loud noise behind me to test if I would be scared into a heart attack.

This kind of thing is completely trivial in the face of my multi-day cultivation, and I can now suppress my heartbeat at a relatively low level when I watch horror movies, and I can basically do it without being shocked.

The second is to make me do ten quick squats in a row and run as fast as possible on the treadmill for two minutes.

I also did a good job of not having a heart attack, and I even think that if it weren't for the treadmill, the speed could have been increased a little more, as long as it didn't take more than 3 minutes.

Thirdly, it was Dr. Yu who suddenly poked a mature woman's erotic magazine in front of me when I was unprepared, and on top of the color page I opened was an open-chested, provocative explosive model.

"How? It's a test for zuihou! Dr. Yu was very serious, and shouted as if he was facing a great enemy, "I am going to have a heart attack when I watch this kind of stimulating picture, can you withstand it?" If you can't stand it, quickly say, don't be ashamed, I will rescue you! ”

Your sister, Dr. Yu! It's obviously you who are disgraced! Can I say that the magazine you took out didn't fit my aesthetic at all!

Because I passed several tests, especially in the face of mature magazines, Dr. Yu agreed to my request to be discharged.

Amy was quite reluctant, and even gave me a farewell dinner, which seemed very unenergetic during the banquet, until I repeatedly promised that I would still come to see her whenever I had free time, and it was slightly relieved.

Compared with his sister, Peng Tousi, the, showed his reluctance to be more unscrupulous, and he regretted that he had spent too much time in Lang in the film and television city these days, and did not spend more time with me to exchange feelings, and I saw that he almost hugged my shoulders and cried.

"You don't have to be disappointed." Dr. Yu said to them at the dinner table, "Ye Lin will come at least twice a week for a physical review, and there will be a chance to meet in the future...... Huh? This cow looks like it has an enlarged gallbladder......"

Don't medically diagnose the steak on the plate! People have already been cooked, no matter how high your medical skills are, you can't save them!

There is no such thing as a feast, and despite the reluctance of Amy and Penthos, I moved back to my home after the dinner.

I was used to the spaciousness of room 103, and when I came back suddenly, I really felt that the three-bedroom layout at home was a little narrow...... However, living with my dad and having relatives by my side cannot be replaced by a spacious space.

It's not that Amy isn't a relative, but she's been busy filming lately, and she's often so tired that she doesn't move on the bed when she comes back, and she doesn't communicate with me much.

Don't look at Aunt Ren, who is the martial arts instructor, who is temporarily suspended, Amy can't stop work, in addition to martial arts, there are many literary dramas to perform, those literary dramas that are quite laborious and have to wear heavy props and costumes, acting is not much easier than martial arts at the end of a day.

"What do you say in order to pursue a real effect, you have to use real metal shoulder armor......" Amy lay face down on the bed, and complained in a muffled voice, "It's basically the director who took the opportunity to take revenge on me because he was scolded by me a few days ago, and my mother refused to stand up for me......"

On the grounds that she was tired and unwilling to move, Amy asked me to go to the bedroom in room 101 several times to accompany her, and even asked me to sleep with her in her arms, which made me almost have a heart attack.

Therefore, staying by my father's side will make it less likely to be nervous.

"Xiaolin, your illness has been cured?" My dad was glad I was able to go home, and when he asked, his eyes unconsciously glanced at my pants.

After listening to Dr. Yu's words, do you still think that my illness is impotence? Don't worry about that, father!

I made a few perfunctory remarks to let my dad know that there was nothing wrong with my body, and finally asked him not to mention that matter anymore.

"By the way, Xiaolin, the Su Dongpo you said two days ago that you wanted to invest in the online store......"

"It's Shu Dongbo, Dad, I usually call him 'Uncle Fireball'."

"Huh? I remember, didn't Uncle Fireball's ID buy a lot of things in our online store? And it's often the same style of erotic underwear, buy 3 or 4 pieces at a time......"

Actually, I only bought one! Buying 3 or 4 pieces is a secret code for both parties, which means that the "model lady" will wear this underwear to make original underwear and sell it at 3 or 4 times the original price!

"Hmm...... Dad, we're in business, what do you care what others do when they buy underwear? Uncle Fireball must be a customer, thinking that our online store has a good reputation, so he hopes to invest in a stake to operate it! ”

How ironic! Uncle Fireball was deceived by the pseudo-mother's original underwear, so he wants to make the "Happy Valley Perverted Supplies Store" bigger and stronger, so that the bad things of the pseudo-mother are all over the world, and then take revenge on the society!

"Anyway, the customer service number of 'Southern Red Beans' is now in the hands of Uncle Fireball, he just needs to contact the customer, order and deliver the goods in one stop, Dad, you just need to collect the money."

"Xiaolin, the customer service number of 'Nanguo Red Bean', I remember that you lent it to a classmate who wanted to learn how to operate an online store? Why did it fall into the hands of Uncle Fireball again? ”

"Because Uncle Fireball happens to be the uncle of my classmate! What's so reluctant about a customer service account, don't we still have three customer service numbers: 'Donkey Kong', 'Mario', and 'Lilac'? ”

Dad scratched his scalp, "That's true, but I always feel like you're selling some weird stuff behind my back......"

"What's so strange?" I didn't know the bottom in my heart, but I insisted, "Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbota......"

"Wait!" Dad suddenly remembered something, "Uncle Fireball, his surname is 'Shu', or the uncle of one of your classmates, isn't there only Shu Sha, the class leader, whose surname is 'Shu'!" ”

"Could it be...... Could it be that the former student who wanted to learn how to run an online store was your class president!? You actually asked a girl to run an adult product store for us!? ”

"Look at your squad leader's serious face, I used to criticize me in home visits because I asked you to participate in running an online store...... Why did she join the operation of our online store herself!? ”

As the speculation deepened, Dad's voice gradually trembled.

"Xiaolin, you're not coercing people, are you? The photos of the models on the page of our online store, you said that they were free materials found from the Internet, and you asked the software master to PS them......"

"I suddenly found out that the model is a bit like your squad leader! When I went to the hotel to write textbooks and was not at home, what method did you use to coerce your class leader and let her do something good for you! ”