That's right, Dad, you guessed it, I did coerce our class leader Shu Sha, not only to ask her to help us run an adult product store, but also to force her to take a lot of embarrassing photos and put them on the product display page for public.

The squad leader who was pinched by me only did these things for me, of course I will not be satisfied!

In fact, when you were not at home, Dad, I didn't let Su Qiao live in our house and do laundry and cook for me, but let the squad leader live in our house and do laundry and cook for me!

And in order to pay tribute to Dr. Yu, when the squad leader washes and cooks for me, I am all naked, and at most I can wear an apron when cooking!

Of course I did something worse to her! You also know my lustful dad at this age, so it is inevitable to have a bang with the squad leader in the morning, a bang with the squad leader at noon, and a bang with the squad leader at night...... From the inside out, from the body to the heart, the squad leader was humiliated!

- It would be strange if that were the case!

The class leader once replaced the homeroom teacher, and conducted a "home visit" to my father, and ruthlessly criticized my father's behavior of letting his son run an adult product store for him.

Also, when I disappeared in Cuisong Mountain, the squad leader, out of rational considerations, severely reprimanded my father, who wanted to join the search team overnight, and asked my father to concentrate on taking care of Aunt Ren, who was injured in a car accident, and not to cause chaos for the search team.

So my dad can be said to have no elder majesty in front of the squad leader, if the squad leader didn't delete his confession text messages, and he came and went with me, and one day became my dad's daughter-in-law, I really don't know how my dad was embarrassed to face this majestic daughter-in-law.

"I heard that the daughter-in-law of the Lao Ye family scolded her father-in-law several times before she passed the door!"

The long-tongued neighbor must be gossiping like this!

"But I heard that the father and son of the Ye family are now under the oppression of their daughter-in-law every day, wiping the house spotless, and they must go to work on time and leave work on time, pay all their wages, and then deduct their daily consumption and savings, and redistribute ......"

"That's really not easy, this little daughter-in-law seems to be a policeman, and it is estimated that she is in the habit of managing prisoners, so she treats her husband and father-in-law as prisoners!"

"Xiaolin, why are you stunned?"

As I played the inner theater and stopped the external functions, my dad wagged his fingers in front of my distracted eyes in confusion.

"Xiaolin, don't scare me! What did you do wrong, weishenme As soon as I asked about your relationship with your squad leader, you were scared like this! ”

"Have you done a criminal thing against her?" Dad was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, "Xiaolin, don't panic, let's see if we can remedy ......"

My dad was at a loss and told me not to panic.

"You, you are a minor after all, the law will open up to you, and I see that your squad leader does not hate you to the core, maybe there will be a discussion......"

"Xiaolin, don't stand still like a puppet! You're scaring me out of the way! You are normal, even if I want to kneel to your squad leader, I will beg her not to sue you and not let you be arrested by the police......"

The theater in the brain that had just gone away was almost called back by my father.

"Hey, have you heard? I heard that the daughter-in-law of the Lao Ye family forced her father-in-law to kneel when she didn't pass the door......"

I quickly shook my head and drove away the theater in my head.

Dr. Yu once said that the toxicity of the blue flash butterfly is extremely special and cannot be excreted from the body through normal metabolism, although the toxicity of the coiled in my heart has been reduced, but the possibility of transferring to other organs cannot be ruled out.

Could it be that it has been partially transferred to the brain! I've been getting a lot of theater in my head lately! If this continues, will I fall into the state of "endless brain theater" and become a quasi-vegetative person who giggles and daydreams!

What is happening now must be real! I wouldn't have fallen into the "Endless Brain Theater" long ago, in fact, I was still trapped in the bear trap and didn't come out, dying, and everything that followed was a poisoning hallucination that I had before I died!

It's scary to think about! I quickly pinched my arm vigorously, and after feeling the pain, I was sure that I was not dreaming.

"Dad, don't guess," I said as I regained my sense of reality, "In addition to having a niece, Uncle Fireball also has a nephew, who is Shu Sha's younger brother, and the customer service number of 'Nanguo Red Bean' is used by him, and it has nothing to do with Shu Sha." ”

Dad's doubts were only half solved, "What about the photos of the product models on the online store?" ”

"That's her brother...... No, it's her brother who uses her sister's daily photos and PS with online materials! ”

Dad's brows furrowed, "How can your squad leader's brother do this kind of thing!" When I was depressed in adolescence, the most I could do was look up the word 'ru' in the Xinhua Dictionary, and then explain the jerking off ...... entry."

Don't tell me about this kind of thing! Although Dad, you couldn't get in touch with the terrible things that are now overwhelming, but don't tell me, how hard and simple your generation was, and if you look up an entry related to women in the dictionary, you can masturbate it!

However, I had never heard of this before, and it proved from another perspective that what was happening to me was the real fact, not a hallucination woven by my brain, so I was secretly relieved.

"Xiaolin, your squad leader's younger brother named Shu Zhe looks like this with his sister's photo, isn't it? Is there something wrong with his character? ”

"That's right," I nodded, "It's not so much that Shu Zhe's character is not good, but that Shu Zhe's conscience is greatly broken, he peeked at his sister taking a bath when he was a primary school student, and he went to junior high school, and once secretly lifted his sister's quilt ......"

"Isn't it!" The father was shocked, "Isn't it dangerous for Shusha to live with such a younger brother!" ”

Actually, I exaggerated a little, Shu Zhe was right to peek at his sister taking a bath out of curiosity when he was a child, but later he also said that his sister who is related by blood (especially who looks very similar to himself) really can't arouse his interest, and it has long made him feel boring.

In addition, the time when I lifted my sister's bed, I was just looking for my sister's mobile phone, and I wanted to delete the text message that was supposed to be sent to my girlfriend Xiaoli, but was mistakenly sent to my sister's mobile phone.

Hey, these sisters and brothers are really good at deleting text messages from other people's phones!

So I persuaded my dad not to bother himself, "Don't worry, Dad, this kid Shu Zhe has a lustful heart and no guts, and his physique is weak, tying the two of him together may not be able to win against his sister, and the squad leader has been wary of his younger brother in this regard since he was peeked at taking a bath when he was a child, and there will be no problem." ”

"I still don't think it'...... right," Dad looked worried.

You don't have to worry about it at all, Dad, you started to care about your daughter-in-law so early (?) Is the safety here? Shu Zhe didn't do anything to his sister when he gave his sister sleeping pills, but called me and asked me to go thousands of kilometers away to take away someone's virginity (attempt), which is enough to prove that he has no desire for his sister in that regard!

And he may not even be able to keep his normal sexual orientation now, so how can he threaten his sister? He's being pursued by two boyfriends at the same time! His own uncle also has ideas about his chrysanthemums!

I comforted my dad and told my dad that Shu Zheps's sister's photo behavior had been discovered by my sister and taught me a hard lesson, and I would never dare to do it again in the future, and I would also supervise this white-eyed wolf.

"Dad, some time ago, didn't the model photos on our website be replaced one after another? Just to avoid causing trouble to the squad leader! ”

Before leaving for Cuisong Mountain, because the squad leader caught Shu Zhe pretending to be a pseudo-mother to video chat with someone, and also found a pseudo-mother photo of my brother on my online store, I was held responsible, and I did take down a few of the most eye-catching photos at that time.

Dad accepted my statement, but he still said in a whisper that I didn't do it properly, and the little squad leader worked hard for your disappearance, but you put people's PS photos on the Internet for people to visit, you really should come to Daoqian and invite someone to have a meal or something.

It's a pity that as soon as my father mentioned that I should go to the squad leader's house, I immediately recalled the squad leader's cooking skills, and subconsciously ignored the possibility of inviting the squad leader to eat out (the squad leader himself was more opposed to eating out, thinking that I asked her to go to the island café with me to eat a double meal, but also because the coupon was about to expire and be invalid).

Speaking of which, I've been staying with Amy for more than a week, and I'm used to eating French food, so I really miss the home-cooked food made by the class leader!

It's like Gong Caicai's family is often invited out to eat, she is used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and she also thinks that the food cooked by the squad leader is delicious, and she has always wanted to learn to cook with the squad leader!

I don't know if the squad leader and I have any telecardiogram, but the day after I went home to stay, she called me and asked me to go to her house before noon if it was convenient.

The reason is that Gong Caicai came to her house to learn how to cook (brought a high-end melamine plate that was anti-fall to show sincerity), and Shu Zhe, who was originally at home and could help eliminate food, was suddenly called away by a man's phone.

So the two of them cooked halfway through the cooking, which might have cost Lang a lot, so the squad leader contacted me and asked if I had time to come over for lunch.

"There is so much food, Caicai and I definitely can't eat it, and she also needs another taste of her craft to encourage her. I heard Pooh say that you have gone home to recuperate, are you okay? Can you come over? ”

The squad leader said "I called you here because I couldn't finish the food, and I didn't mean to celebrate your recovery and discharge, don't misunderstand".

It doesn't make sense! Shu Zhe has a small amount of food, squad leader, it is impossible for you to cook for him every day, even if he doesn't go out, can you eat the food you and Gong Caicai cooked?

And you can't finish your food, why don't you call Pooh over! She's a big eater! Now that I know from her that I have been discharged from the hospital, you are not called Pooh!

"Pooh doesn't know what he's up to, I called her, and she can't come."

Hearing me ask, the squad leader replied.

Huh? Pooh is busy with the professional team, right? If she can't get by, will the arduous task of tasting the class leader and Gong Caicai's craftsmanship be handed over to me today?

I hope that Gong Caicai's craftsmanship is not too much worse than that of the squad leader! Otherwise, I will eat the delicious food of the squad leader in the first bite, and I will eat the dark cuisine of Gong Caicai in the second bite, wouldn't I be tossed between heaven and hell to death!