Chapter 4, Tiger Fu Gives Birth to a Baby (II)
Tenon and tenon (sǔn mǎo), which is the main structural method of ancient Chinese architecture, furniture and other equipment, is a connection method that combines concave and convex parts on two components. The above explanation comes from Baidu Encyclopedia, and is prompted by the mini robot "Persuasion Monument".
To put it simply, the internal structure of the tiger talisman is actually the same as a lock and a key. A key opens a lock, and once it is inserted together, it is tightly sealed.
Although the egg yolk did not succeed in separating the tiger charm, it did slip the tiger charm. The little black cat proudly took the opportunity to stretch out his paws and push the tiger talisman to it.
Wanwan breathed a sigh of relief.
There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, and it is good.
But at this moment, she swayed involuntarily. Then she realized that it was not her who was shaking, but the ground.
Rong Ji frowned: "The Terracotta Warriors are coming." Holding the Persuasion Monument and Xiao Hei, we climbed out of the kitchen window. There is a firefighting ladder next to the window. ”
After all, no matter how powerful the terracotta warriors and horses are, the range of activities is only within a three-meter radius of Rong Jie's house.
The little black cat jumped over with a snort, and the persuasion tablet was held in Rong Jiao's arms. However, as soon as the curtains were lifted...... Outside the window, everybody, everybody, everybody.
"Qin Jun is really ...... O master of siege. "I'm about to cry every night. This is the third floor! How they climbed up!
Rong Ji grabbed Wanwan's hand, and was just about to run from the door, when he turned his head and found that everyone in the house was also everyone. Both of them have the illusion that they are on the Spring Festival train.
Wanwan was dying and struggling, and quickly grabbed a kitchen knife from the counter next to him and put it on Rong Jie's arm.
Wanwan shouted: "If you dare to mess around, I will destroy him!! ”
Rong Jiao immediately shouted: "Ah! Right! You want to rebel! Lao Tzu is a jade seal! ”
Legend has it that Qin Shi Huang's jade seal was carved from He's bi, and in terms of level, the jade seal is definitely higher than the tiger talisman.
The terracotta warrior who looked the most stylish patted the dust off his body as if he hadn't heard it.
It then approached maliciously and looked at Wanwan for a moment.
Rong Jia and Wanwan both swallowed their saliva...... No, no, no, no......
The terracotta warriors touched Wanwan's hand...... The kitchen knife said with great pity: "This forging technique! It's amazing! Can I meet the craftsman who made this knife? ”
Rong Jie: "......"
Late Night: "......"
It should be noted here that although in Chinese history, the Qin Dynasty was famous for its emphasis on the creation of weapons and equipment. As far as Wanwan knows, what Qin crossbow, what Qin crossbow, what Qin crossbow, all of them are very powerful.
Ahem, that's right, she only knows Qin Crossbow, how about it! Breaking the law!
To get back to the point, although the weapons of the Qin Dynasty were excellent, they were people thousands of years ago after all. Times are advancing, and modern forging techniques are much more than ancient times.
"General! There's a whole set here! A little brother of the Terracotta Army happily held a wooden box containing knives, and his expression was like a person who had not eaten meat for several years in a difficult period and suddenly saw a big fat pig in the countryside.
Rong Jiao breathed a sigh of relief, but Wanwan collapsed in an instant - that was Zwilling! A complete set of Zwilling people! She snapped up it on Taobao on Double 11!
It turns out that women are not necessarily much worse than men when it comes to protecting their homes. Wanwan instantly became extremely fierce, wielding the kitchen knife in his hand, and forced the terracotta warriors and horses to retreat by half a centimeter.
Wanwan pointed to the bells and whistles of the terracotta warriors and horses, and said, "You! Put it down for me! And you! ”
Wanwan pointed to the general and said, "You, you can't attack us!" ”
There is a sound on the ground, and there are words for vibrating.
At this moment, the tiger talisman finally stood firm, and let out another "whoosh", as if urging the army to attack. The terracotta warriors immediately clenched their weapons and prepared to attack.
Wanwan argued with reason, did not show weakness, and only listened to her: "It is good for the tiger talisman to mobilize the army, but it mobilizes the army for battle!" But we are not an enemy army! Nor are the rebels! And...... And we're going to die in a civil lawsuit! It's a civil lawsuit! I ask Sleeping Tiger Land Qin Jian to arbitrate! ”
Here we need to popularize science, the Sleeping Tiger Land Qin Slip is the first Qin Dynasty bamboo slip discovered in China, including the earliest and most complete legal code "Eighteen Kinds of Qin Law" found in China so far, which is of great value for the study of Qin Dynasty society.
Hu Fu stopped "whining" for a while, blinked his eyes aggrievedly, tilted his head and began to think about Wanwan's words, and found that it really made sense.
The terracotta warriors looked at their general, and they were also a little overwhelmed, and Rong Jie applauded Wanwan on the side - this logic! No problem!
Since Qin Jian was still participating in "National Treasure", it was impossible for him to come back to arbitrate the matter, so the Tiger Fu couple had to reluctantly go back with their children first, and the terracotta warriors and horses also left with infinite regret.
They were really reluctant to give up the fruit knife on the coffee table, and they reluctantly glanced at it several times before leaving.
Wanwan thought to herself: What a vision, that fruit knife is a Swiss army knife!
The terracotta warriors came quietly and left quietly, leaving only a field of dust and egg yolks everywhere.
"Why the hell is that?" Lying on the sofa at night, tears flowed out. The monument is being diligently cleaned back and forth. Xiao Hei took advantage of no one's attention and secretly ate the large piece of salmon into his stomach.
"God-Know-Dao-Ah!" Rong Jiao couldn't wait to grab the towel and go to the bath, and said that those terracotta warriors and horses were too dirty. Even a finger didn't touch him.
At the end of dinner, I had to order takeout. Wanwan and Rong Mustard have a bowl of noodles per person, which is very bleak.
At this moment, Rong Jie's mobile phone prompt sounded, Rong Jia looked at the mobile phone and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
It turned out that after the tiger fu returned to the museum, a pen used by Song Ci had already found out the whole story - there was a white jade duck living opposite the display case of the tiger charmers.
So, is this a genetic mutation, a failure of prenatal education, or an incident of Lao Wang next door...... None of this matters. Anyway, the money is a lot, and it's all paid to Rong Jiao. She cried tears of joy at night - she had never been to a place as fancy as the Four Seasons!
It was almost nine o'clock after dinner, and I persuaded Xuebei to wipe the table diligently. Like a retired veteran cadre, Rong Jiao picked up a teacup and read the newspaper while drinking tea. Late in the review. Recently, the largest hospital in the city was recruiting cashiers, and she has already signed up. Passed the preliminary examination.
Although cashier is not a very tall job, the income is still a little higher than it is now. And it is also considered a regular employee of the hospital.
"There is no reason to enter the hospital to be a cashier but to learn to take the civil service exam!" Wanwan stretched.
"If I pass the exam, I'll treat you to a big meal." Wanwan scratched her hair with a pen - it's embarrassing to eat mustard every time.
Rong Jiao just raised his head and said, "Let's talk about it when you get admitted", Wanwan's mother called and told Wanwan a news: the hospital has canceled the position of cashier, and all use automatic payment machines.