An hour later.

"If I didn't have you, how would I live, my heart would be broken, and I wouldn't be able to do anything......"

In the old-fashioned gramophone, a woman's voice is charming and hoarse, singing her thoughts sadly, and knocking on the table at night, feeling that this day is really impossible to live.

"It's half past six! Good felling! Can you give me back the salmon? Wanwan angrily tapped her fingers on the marble table top in the kitchen. The one above is not dead when it is decorated with green plants, and it dies again and again.

Oh hehehe! How can you die if you can't die? Of course, I want to ask Rong Jiao about that dead cleanliness fetish! If you have nothing to do, you will take water to wash other people's leaves, saying that it is too much soil. In the end, I just couldn't die!

"Shhhh

Rong Ji didn't get the reason to get angry at all.

As soon as you enter the kitchen at night, you will automatically enter the tigress mode. She rushed out of the kitchen, pointed to the clock, and said that she looked not much like a shrew.

"It's half past six! Later, the aunts who danced the square dance in the family had a good meal and came out to dance the square dance! ”

Rong Jiao turned his head and said with great disgust: "Please, if you have time to read more, the aunts who danced the square dance have all come out to dance the square dance, don't you think this sentence is particularly verbose?" ”

Wanwan: "Am I verbose? I'm verbose! I only know that people have to eat, can't you use the eggs in the refrigerator as a farrowing bed like last time?!! ”

Rong Jiao was also anxious, and stood up suddenly.

"I told you, last time I took eggs to Loulan's carpet as a delivery bed, and as a result, a nest of chicks hatched, and in the end I had no choice, so I had to beg the janitor downstairs to take it in, and I also posted half a catty of millet upside down. You're not going to live! ——）（）（）×＆…… ％￥…… %&......× (The following is the dialect of a remote village in Hubei)!! ”

The "mother" rolled over and let out a low roar.

Wanwan and Rong Ji bowed and apologized to others very cowardly, and ran back to the kitchen together on tiptoe.

I can't afford to offend my parents.

The reason why Rong Ji can be so rich is because he is the only obstetrician and gynecologist in the cultural relics spirit world.

Can cultural relics also have children? Of course! It's just that what is born is not necessarily what it is. The couple who came last time, the husband is an ancient Warring States knife, the wife is a scroll of Song Dynasty calligraphy, and the child born is the "Golden Wrong Knife".

"Golden Wrong Knife" is a kind of calligraphy pen style, created by Li Yu of the Southern Tang Dynasty, as strong as pine and frost bamboo. However, the problem comes, Li Yu is from the Southern Tang Dynasty, and the child's mother is from the Song Dynasty. As we all know, the Song Dynasty is behind the Southern Tang Dynasty, so how to arrange this generation is not very easy.

None of this is the point...... The point is that this time it is the VIP in the VIP-Tiger Fu Lord!

"If you don't have salmon, you can do something else." Rong Jiao opened the refrigerator and took out a can of beer.

"Salmon, like salmon, salmon?"

Wanwan hugged her arms and said angrily. I took a look at the potato pork rib soup stewed in another pot.

"Look, there's four more eggs, and it's just a French omelet." Rong Ji shrugged and took out the last four eggs in the refrigerator. His fingers are super long, and he has no problem holding four of them in one hand.

"Please, I'm not a French restaurant!" Wanwan muttered quietly, reluctantly began to knock eggs, and then turned his head, "Persuade Xuebei, go cut some basil." ”

The little robot, which had been hiding in the corner, obediently unplugged its charging cable and slid to the balcony.

"Okay, when I'm done with this, we'll go to the Four Seasons Hotel for Italian food. Are the two of them super rich? Rong Ji touched Wanwan with his elbow. Although he pays for his daily living expenses, it is late to cook and clean up the house.

Pouting in the evening, put the pan on the gas stove, turn on the fire, and put the butter.

"Whew!" There was a sudden earth-shattering cry in Rong Jie's office, and the cat immediately hid in the crack of the sofa.

Rong Ji and Wanwan immediately ran to the office, only to see that the tiger charm, who was still in a cold state just now, was holding a black ball like a crazy woman - is this raw?

Rong Jiao looked carefully at the lump in its arms, and almost lost his breath.

Duck! It turned out to be a duckling!

A Tiger Talisman! A duckling that can swim, sing, and quack is born!!

"What is it, it, what is it doing?" Wan Wan trembled and hugged Rong Jiao's arm and said.

"What else can it do? I'm shouting that the terracotta warriors and horses are coming over and beating us together! Rong Jiao was also confused.

Wanwan was angry: "If you give birth to a duck, you blame the delivery doctor!" This is a medical trouble?!! ”

Tiger Fu turned his head, a pair of turquoise eyes staring at her fiercely.

Rong Ji escaped with lightning speed, and locked the office door by the way. Then I heard the sound of a frantic scratching of the door inside. It was clear that the animal behind the door was extremely manic.

Wan Wan trembled, and asked in a trembling voice: "It, it, it, whose tiger talisman is it?" ”

The tiger talisman is a token of the king's mobilization of troops and horses, in other words, how many younger brothers it can mobilize depends on the strength of the monarch who owns it.

Rong Jiao swallowed hard: "It's the Yangling Tiger Talisman." ”

Wanwan knelt down with a snap.

This time it's dead! The Yangling Tiger Talisman is the Tiger Talisman of the Ancestral Dragon (Qin Shi Huang)!

Wanwan swallowed her saliva: "Is it too late for us to let the persuasion monument come over and recite a Buddhist scripture to calm it down?" ”

Rong Jiao was taking out his mobile phone from his pocket, turning his head in despair and yelling: "Please! Buddhism was introduced to the Central Plains at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty! You just watched "Live Up to It" last night! ”

Wanwan spoke with a crying tone: "What are you doing?" ”

Rong Ji motioned for her to turn off the fire on the stove first: "I'll find Simu Wuding to settle the matter." ”

Simu Wuding is the largest and heaviest bronze ritual vessel ever unearthed. It is said to weigh more than 800 kilograms, which can be called a heavyweight.

"Simu Wuding seems to have gone to square dance." , Wanwan swallowed her saliva with difficulty: "Didn't you say last night that her waist was not very good?" So this morning she inquired about the place to jump the square, and she went. ”

In fact, she thought that her mother Wu Ding Lao was robbing her of the TV, so she asked others to go.

Rong Jiao's face turned green.

At this time, I heard a "bang", and the door was opened.

The tiger charm came out with vigorous steps.

The late cat trembled and stretched out its paws, trying to hold down the tiger charm. The tiger talisman was actually a little bigger than the claws of the late cat, but as soon as the tiger talisman turned its head and whined at it, the late cat jumped three feet tall in fright.

Wanwan saw the gap on the back of the tiger talisman, and thought about it, and hurriedly took an arrow step to get the freshly beaten egg through the gap.

Rong Jiao was stunned and said, "What are you doing?" ”

Wanwan: "Egg yolks are oily!" I'm separating the Tiger Talismans! ”

2333333 ~ The tiger talisman can only be used when it is combined, and the army cannot be mobilized if it is separated.

She's really-really-so-smart-wise!

Wanwan jumped down from the bench proudly, Rong Jiao looked at her with a foolish expression, and spit out a sentence very weakly: "Don't you know that there is a mortise and tenon in the middle of the tiger talisman?" ””

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