In D City, Y Province, in a dry well deep in the mountains, two toads are playing computer games inside, "Greedy to play Blue Moon~ If you are a brother, come and cut me!" A red toad lame one leg, holding a cigarette in his mouth, smoked a little blindly, and spat at the side: "Damn, they said that they would fight in a group, and they actually asked others to form a team!" ”

Another black toad had a long knife stripe on its face that extended to its eyes, and one was blind, with bandages wrapped around its body, picked up a wine gourd, took a sip of wine, and said, "Hack them to death." ”

"Report to the Second Emperor, the Lord of Jupiter is here." A sneaky red fox shouted into the dry well.

"Tell grandma that we'll be out right away after this fight." The one-eyed toad said.

"You two grandsons, grandma doesn't come out to pick it up, she only knows how to play games all day long." After saying that, he picked up the crutch and gave him a stick, and directly broke the computer in half.

"Toad Feng is all you, said it's okay not to play, go pick up grandma first, it's so hard to play now." The lame red toad said.

"Toad Fire, do you blame me? It's not like you have to grudge against the Breeze Gang. The one-eyed blue toad argued.

"You two are really, so old and idle all day, go and put a chair for the old man." After saying that, it was one person and one stick.

Toad Feng hurriedly took out a chair from under his ass and put it behind Lao Ou, Lao Ou sat down, and the two of them beat their backs and handed over tea and water.

"Why did Grandma have time to come and see the two of us today?"

"I miss you, can't I come and see it, I'm afraid of disturbing you to play this thing, aren't you welcome?" As he spoke, he tapped the computer in half with his cane

"How can that? We can't wait for Grandma to come and see us! ”

"I haven't said anything for so long to see the old body."

"Isn't this the reorganization of the family after the Great War?"

"Do you need to put these two subordinates in order?" Mu Dexingjun said angrily.

"Isn't this helping other people get things in order?"

"? It seems that sooner or later the two of you will be angry with the old body, you look like a hanger, after I die, which of you will inherit my mantle? ”

"It's okay, let's just go together then."

"I'm not going, Jupiter is full of trees, not a single life, it's too hard to play."

"It's just coaxing grandma, don't take it seriously."

Mu Dexingjun knocked another person. "Two little bastards, they are simply white-eyed wolves, how worry-free are you going to see Zhou Xiaoyu? You two just break my heart. ”

"Isn't she under pressure from competition and her siblings are not aligned? Of course, a little bit better. ”

"You know how to make sense."

"What's so good about being a star master? In this universe, only Blue Star has lifeforms, how boring it is to go to other places, one person is guarding it for hundreds of thousands of years, aren't you always running around? ”

"Anyway, one of you has to accept my legacy. I'm coming down this time for the sake of Yingzheng? ”

"For the sake of the Star Lord? But we can't control it? ”

"Does Grandma want to care?"

"What do I care? I'm half a person in the ground, I'm just bored and come here to enjoy a few days of happiness. You also accompany me everywhere. ”

"This small place, thousands of years ago we all turned about the same."

"You don't want to?" Mu Dexingjun said angrily.

"Yes, yes, yes." The two hurriedly agreed.

In the next time, Erniu had a very comfortable time, because he was an immortal, and his memory and learning ability were very good after being wise, so he also helped Lin Yun'er a lot of them, because the college entrance examination was about to take place, and their studies were more urgent, although most of the rich people like them had to go out to gild and come back, or not come back. But this is not what they have to worry about, and it is good to learn more about knowledge. During this time, it is basically only on weekends, and the three of them go out to play around. The matter of asking for leave has also been arranged, and Erniu estimates that it will not take a few days, and he will almost be able to come back when he runs to show his hand, and he also injected a drop of his natal essence blood into the body of the two aunts and grandmothers, if he is injured, he can feel it for the first time.

At seven o'clock in the morning, it was already bright, everyone just started to eat, someone knocked on the door, Aunt Zhang opened the door and saw a sloppy old man, dressed in some bones, but now it is the scheming boss fairy. "I'm sorry, I don't believe it. You go to another house. ”

The old man saw that he was about to close the door and drive him away, and hurriedly said: "I'm not jumping a big rope, I'm here to find Wan Erniu's seniors?" ”

"Looking for Young Master Erniu?" Aunt Zhang asked.

"Yes, yes, please be accommodating."

"Let him in." Erniu said.

"It's the young master, please come in." As she spoke, Aunt Zhang took out the spare slippers and handed them to the old man.

"Thank you, sorry, I haven't washed my feet in a long time." The old man's face turned red, and he lowered his head to change his shoes. He was telling the truth, it had been years since he had last washed his feet. Cultivators are not informal, and it is normal for some to live in seclusion in the mountains for decades without taking a bath, but they can use true qi to clean up the dirt, so only the Daoji master had the leg stretching and staring pill. But now that they're all in the house, it's hard to go out and clean up again. As soon as the old man entered the house, he saw Er Niu and two beautiful women eating.

"By the way, what's your name?" Erniu was in a hurry last time and forgot to ask.

"You don't know this old man's name, you just call him in, what do you have to go out to talk, this smell is so strong that I can't eat anymore, and my overnight meal is about to vomit." Lin Yun'er covered her nose and said.

"Yun'er is right, this old man is scruffier than when I first met you, and the smell is too strong. Take him out. Pan Xuefei echoed.

"Okay." Erniu put down the dishes and chopsticks and said, "You go out with me." ”

"Remember to take your shoes out with you." Pan Xuefei saw that the two were going out, and hurriedly said.

As soon as the two of them came out of the door, Zhang Mingrong said helplessly: "Miss, I'm sorry I just put the old man's shoes into the shoe cabinet, and now the smell in the shoe cabinet is estimated to be ......."

"Let's change the shoe cabinet and throw away the shoes." Pan Xuefei said helplessly.

Rich people are just different, and if you are a little dissatisfied, you can change it.

"Senior Qiqi, my name is Ling Tianhai." The old man said as soon as he went out with his shoes in his hand.

"By the way, what are you going to do?" Erniu asked.

"I'm here to protect the two young ladies on your behalf." Ling Tianhai said.

"How can you protect this strength?" Erniu said suspiciously: "Let's have a stronger one." ”

"Don't worry, I'm a member of the dark department, and I have a lot of privileges, and no one in the country can not give us a little thin noodles." Ling Tianhai puffed up his chest proudly as he spoke.

"Oh? What if you meet someone who is higher than you or from abroad? Erniu asked rhetorically.

"This ......," Ling Tianhai fell into confusion as he thought about it.

"It's a joke." Erniu patted Ling Tianhai on the shoulder and said, "I'll go in and tell them, you can wait a minute." ”

After saying that, Erniu went back to the house.

"What? Do you want him to protect us for you? Don't lure the wolf into the house! And at such an age, it is not certain who protects anyone. Pan Xuefei shook her head and said in denial.

"Don't worry, he just looks older, but he is only over two hundred years old, and he is in the prime of life." Erniu said with a serious face.

"What? More than 200 years old? Old monster bar. Pan Xuefei said incredulously.

"Put our two beautiful women in the hands of such a prime of life, are you relieved?" Lin Yun'er also asked.

"Don't worry, I'll be back right away if there's anything unexpected."

Finally, under the coaxing of Erniu for half an hour, he finally persuaded the two aunts and grandmothers. Erniu also hurried to join Ying Yu and them. After a while, the two girls also rushed to school.

As soon as he went out and looked at the embarrassed old man, he was unhappy again, Pan Xuefei pouted and said, "Stinky old man, how can you protect us if you are so thin?" ”

"Little girl, I actually underestimated the old man and me, if I had slapped you before, I would have soaked you in wine and drunk." After speaking, Ling Tianhai swept the dust on his body with his sleeve.

"Blow you, you're an old man, I don't want to be like you. We don't want to be told that we don't respect the old and love the young. Pan Xuefei said again.

"What? Call me old man, I'm only over 200 years old. Saying that, Ling Tianhai turned into a young man's appearance, and his muscular gada burst his coat, leaving only a pair of white underwear that had not been washed for a few years and was a little blackened, with his appearance of a bone fairy style, he looked domineering.

"I'll go, the old man is a hooligan, and when Erniu comes back, I must ask him to teach you a lesson." The two women covered their faces and ran away.

"It's better for young people not to be so angry." The second elder suddenly appeared behind Ling Tianhai.

Ling Tianhai was startled by the two people who suddenly appeared behind him, but he didn't expect that there were still masters behind him.