"Daughter's Love"

Mandarin ducks and amphibious butterflies fly in both directions

The garden is full of spring and is intoxicating

Quietly asked the holy monk

The daughter is not beautiful

The daughter is not beautiful

What about royal power and wealth

What are the precepts and rules that you are afraid of?

I only wish that the world would last forever

Closely follow the person I want

Love Yi

Love Yi

May this life always be with us

There are so many delicate rivers and mountains, leading countless heroes to bend their waists, once you open the dungeon, you will like to brush the boss, of course, there are other dungeons.

The weekend night in M City is also as lively as ever, especially the barber shop on a certain road, which is open all night and the business is very hot, Ying Yu and Qinghai hesitated at the door of the store, Qinghai lit a cigarette and said with a melancholy face: "Why don't you forget it today?" ”

"You said that you are coming, you want to be a man, and you say that it has been thousands of years that it is time to enjoy the fireworks of others, and to taste the forbidden fruit, and what to say that for thousands of years, except for the hands of your mother and grandmother, no girl has ever pulled the hand. It was you who cried and said to me......" Ying Yu said in a gullible voice.

"You're not a thousand-year-old virgin?"

"Who said that? I didn't say that I still, on a stormy night, I touched her, she touched me, and so we had an indescribable affair with firewood. After speaking, Ying Yu also touched his chin proudly.

"Really? We've been together since we were kids, how did I not know? Qinghai asked in disbelief.

"Do you remember that time when we went out to practice? The time you got separated from me? ”

"And that pig demon?" Qinghai remembered the fat meat, a little greasy, full of halazi's pig mouth, and there were a few white hairs on his bare head, thinking about Qinghai's scalp numbness, and shivering.

"You don't care who you're with, I'm already a manly husband anyway, so a kid like you has to call me uncle. And she is not ugly when she becomes a woman. ”

", you are a cultivator and not an ordinary person, I can become a woman, me and you, can you do it?"

Ying Yu was speechless for a while when he heard Qinghai's words.

"Handsome guy, do you want to play or not? I've been watching you for a long time, this tm, you basically have to come here every night this week, and you don't come in to play, men are embarrassed for the first time, don't be shy to come and see first. A fat woman with a gold necklace dragged the two of them inside.

"Daughters, come out to pick up the guests." As he spoke, a group of beauties came, with all kinds of graceful figures, low-cut clothes, small shorts or short skirts, but the makeup was a little thicker, and Qinghai and Ying Yu blushed for a while.

Seeing that these two thousand-year-old demons were only seventeen or eighteen years old, the girls hurriedly surrounded the two of them in the middle, and asked warmly: "Little handsome guy, come and let my sister see if Jiji has grown up?" ”

The old bustard directly took Ying Yu's hand and put it on a girl's chest: "Pinch and see, is it genuine?" Ying Yu directly had a nosebleed and fainted.

Qinghai arrived okay, gave Ying Yu two slaps and woke up, and then pointed to a girl without makeup, cute, and shy, and said, "It's her." ”

"What about you, little handsome guy?" The old bustard asked Ying Yu.

"Me? I'll forget it, I have a girlfriend and I can't be sorry for her. Ying Yu wiped his nosebleed and shyly refused.

"Leave him alone, I'll go in first." Saying that, Qinghai happily pulled the girl into the room.

"The little handsome guy really doesn't play?"

"Nope." Saying that, Ying Yu ran out directly, afraid that he would not be able to control himself directly.

After a period of clouds and rain on Qinghai's side, he lit a cigarette and asked in an old-fashioned manner that he felt mature: "How much is ......?"

"Two hundred, sir."

'It's worthy of my sister in Dahuaxia, she speaks like this...... Rough, rough? The girl's rough voice directly startled Qinghai, and when she looked at it with her spiritual sense, she roared in pain: "No! My first ......"

"No wonder Mr. doesn't have any skills, but it's quite big, we have an unwritten rule that you have to give a red envelope for the first time." After saying that, the 'beautiful girl' took out a hundred yuan from her pocket and handed it to Qinghai's hand. "Little handsome guy, order me next time you come! Mododa......"

Qinghai took a hundred yuan and burst out of the door with tears streaming down his face, Ying Yu saw Qinghai who was extremely sad, and chased after him with a blank face. Is there a prostitute crying in a hurry?

Ying Yu followed Qinghai to the balcony, looking at the crying Qinghai, Ying Yu didn't know how to comfort him, so he could only sit on the edge of the balcony with Qinghai, hugged the crying Qinghai into his arms, touched his head and comforted: "Isn't it the first time?" I didn't give you someone I liked, but you don't have to be so sad, right? It's okay, big brother feels sorry for you, and in the future, let Pig Sister find you the best-looking one in their family. ”

"I ...... I...... It's no wonder that people nowadays often say, 'It must be a boy who is so cute.' ’。 It was a cute girl just now, and it was actually a man. Qinghai said and cried even louder.

"What? it! No wonder you have been following me since you were a child, it turns out that you have this hobby? After Ying Yu finished speaking, he kicked Qinghai off the rooftop. Qinghai landed directly on the ground with his face and smashed a big hole on the ground.

Qinghai and Ying Yu drank a lot of wine that night, and vowed never to drift again.