【064】 A stupid cousin who keeps a diary
According to the class schedule, the next class should be a politics class, and when I returned to the classroom, Xiaoqin was still immersed in copying the Bible, and a few curious girls came around to ask questions.
"Xiaoqin, what are you writing about? Huh? You can write traditional Chinese characters so fast! ”
"I'll read it...... You shall throw the male child born into the river, and you shall spare the life of all the girl...... Wa rub, this content is so yellow and violent! ”
"You know what! This is Exodus! What's in the Bible! ”
"Xiaoqin, what are you doing copying the Bible? Are you religious in your family? ”
When they saw me come back and sit next to me, they scattered like sparrows.
When she saw me coming back, Xiaoqin asked as if she had been pardoned:
"Am I copying enough of these? My hands are a little sore, can I stop for a while? ”
Although she asked, her subordinates did not stop, and it seemed that she did not dare to stop work without the permission of me, the contractor.
She had a tape on her head, and it was quite pitiful to copy her sore hands, and I spared her with graciously.
As a result, the political teacher had something to do temporarily, and the class was replaced with an information class, and everyone turned to the computer classroom with hula.
I sat in a row with Cao Jingshen as usual, and Xiaoqin was pulled next to them by the squad leader and the loudspeaker, and kept asking her if the injury on her head still hurts.
But this time, they didn't sit too far away, but sat in the front row of us, probably because the squad leader wanted to monitor whether Cao Jingshen and I would do anything in the information class.
The distance is so close, even if Cao Jingshen is bold, he doesn't dare to pass the time with a nude photo of the squad leader like last time.
Maybe because this is a class in Zuihou today, the teacher of the information class did not sleep on the table, but told us to discuss the lesson in this chapter in groups, and ran to the corridor to make a phone call.
Breakout sessions are conducted with 8 people at the front and back tables.
It stands to reason that the four people in the front row, Xiaoqin, Big Horn, and PHS, plus us in the back row, form a group.
Of course, there were less than four people in our row, only me and Cao Jingshen.
Even if there were only two of them, the class leader's girls' group didn't plan to bring us.
The information class became a chat class, a place for the boys to brag to each other and the girls to exchange gossip.
When she was with the girls, Xiaoqin was obviously very good at talking, but today was a bit of an exception.
Not because of the injury, but because she was a little far away from me.
Directly in front of her is the number one loyal dog Brother Glasses, and directly behind is Cao Jingshen.
Sandwiched between two boys, she suddenly became introverted again, and the other girls told her three words before she dared to answer.
It's not uncommon for girls to be afraid of contact with boys in the class.,School committee Gong Caicai is.,Always stutter when you collect homework with boys.。
So the squad leaders think that Xiaoqin's problem is the same as Gong Caicai, maybe it is too innocent, plus Xiaoqin is weak and sickly and fainted today, and the loudspeaker said that Xiaoqin is comparable to contemporary Lin Daiyu.
Lin Daiyu, your sister! This Lin Daiyu can single-handedly kill all the people up and down the Jia Mansion! And she tells Jia Baoyu yellow jokes every day, Jia Baoyu can't stand her harassment and is going to become a monk!
was instructed to pay attention to her body, and was compared to Lin Daiyu, Xiaoqin was laughing and cute throughout the whole process, and the girl foursome was also happy.
Somehow, the topic changed, and they talked about the problem of careless dating.
The loudspeaker was the first to speak, she said that she had a distant cousin who had been deceived by people in society, and at one point had to cut off relations with her family, but now no one knows where she went, and maybe she was abducted and trafficked into a ravine.
Speaking of emotion, the big horn was furious, eager to immediately lift a Qinglong Yanyue Knife and break the corpse of the person who deceived his cousin.
When it comes to making friends, PHS, who usually doesn't speak much, rarely dominates the topic.
As soon as she opened her mouth, I knew that Captain Guo Songtao and Shen Shaoyi of the basketball team were going to be unlucky.
Sure enough, PHS talked about friendship like a river, and his writing was flying, which could make the tiger bow his head and cry stubbornly. Not to mention the squad leader, even Cao Jingshen and I are stupid.
In fact, PHS has probably said tens of thousands of words before and after, to summarize the central idea, that is, friendship must be pure and pure, like Guo Songtao and Shen Shaoyi, the friendship condensed with sweat and hard work is the most admirable, and the two who have such a pure friendship should get married immediately, and whoever dares to stop it is a crime.
PHS's high-minded remarks scared the squad leader a lot, she was worried that Xiaoqin had just arrived and was polluted by PHS, a rotten girl, so she hurriedly took over the conversation and talked about her own ideas in this regard.
I thought the class president would be like a dean and talk about clichés, but it turned out that all she talked about was about women's independence.
The squad leader believes that women should rely on their own efforts to win their rightful position in society, and they must not only oppose gender discrimination, nor seek special treatment, and by the way, they also severely criticized the outdated concept of some women "marrying chickens and dogs", Zuihou also said that women must know how to refuse and resist, and must not be submissive.
I thought the class leader's speech was off-topic, and she glared at me with her eyes when she said "I can't go against the grain", as if I had been cruelly abusing Xiaoqin all along.
But I'm a little ashamed to say this, Xiaoqin was injured on the head today, and I forced her to copy the Bible.
The squad leader saw that I was looking away, thinking that I was wrong, so he talked to Xiaoqin about Stockholm syndrome.
Stockholm syndrome, also known as hostage syndrome, is about the possibility that under special circumstances, the abducted person may become severely psychologically dependent on the kidnapper or even fall in love with the other person.
This new topic is very popular, and the loudspeaker and PHS are scrambling to speak, and with these two gossip experts, there is almost no matter of the squad leader in the future.
Based on the limited information they have obtained, Xiaoqin is indeed very consistent with this symptom.
Evidence (1): My childhood sweetheart is very violent, and he must have beaten and scolded Xiaoqin since he was a child.
Evidence (2): Xiaoqin did not resist my abuse at all, and has always adopted a submissive attitude, saying that she is my girlfriend.
Evidence (3): I don't admit that Xiaoqin is my girlfriend, and I ignore her in all kinds of coldness.
Evidence (4): I look like a kidnapper.
To sum up, the initial speculation that Xiaoqin and I were a couple was seriously doubted, and even the big speaker felt that the relationship between me and Xiaoqin was a bit strange. Originally, in the face of this kind of questioning, Xiaoqin should have resolutely fought back, but because she is now in a bad state of androphobia, she can only say weightless words such as "It's not like this" and "You misunderstood".
They discussed this in front of me, and I don't know if they wanted to embarrass me on purpose, or if they wanted me to come out and deny them so that they could get more gossip material.
Xiaoqin heard that she and I were no longer a couple in the eyes of her classmates, and she looked very sad, and tears fell when she listened to it.
The loudspeaker and PHS hurriedly stopped, and apologized to Xiaoqin and comforted her, and the squad leader rubbed Xiaoqin's back to make her feel better, while glaring at me fiercely from the corner of his eye.
Huh? What does it have to do with me? Xiaoqin was made to cry by your gossip, right? Squad leader, what's the matter with your resentful and contemptuous gaze? Do you think that the reason why Xiaoqin shed tears is because she is afraid that she will be more cruelly abused by me in the future?
No kidding! Also Stockholm syndrome? Am I abusing Celery all along? It's completely reversed! I've been bullied by Xiaoqin since I was 6 years old! Even if someone has Stockholm syndrome, it's me!
Hurry up and discover the true face of Xiaoqin's evil for me! Don't want her to cry and wipe her tears, just believe her! She's crocodile tears! As soon as you turn around, she'll bite off my arm!
And squad leader, you're too easily deceived by illusions! At your level, you still plan to go to the serious crime team as a criminal policeman? I don't think your analytical skills are as good as your brother's!
As soon as I thought of Shu Zhe's white-eyed wolf, I suddenly remembered what he said about my sister's diary.
If the squad leader doesn't replace the current diary, Shu Zhe will peek at his sister's diary every day to get information that is beneficial to him, right?
I have to find a way to remind the squad leader, but I can't say it yet.
I decided to have a few words with Cao Jingshen, who was reading comic books.
"Grandpa Cao, this class is a group discussion class, you see how enthusiastic the girls in the front row are, our sect can't lose!"
Cao Jingshen put away the comic book.
"What Master Ye taught is that it is really a shame for the sect to let these women be so noisy, let us master and apprentice use the discussion between men to scare their weak legs!"
He said it very majesticly, but in fact, the voice of this sentence was so small that the girls in the front row couldn't hear it at all.
I wasn't as cowardly as him, I cleared my throat and raised my voice.
"Father-in-law Cao, I saw a kind of diary with a combination lock sold in a stationery store, how do you think of the security?"
The squad leader didn't look back, but I seemed to see the squad leader's ears move, at least the long hair near her ears fluctuated slightly.
Unlike animals, it is said that most of the human ear muscles are degenerate, and only about 1/4 of the people on the shijie can move their ears freely.
How do you belong to the 1/4 minority? Could it be that because your ancestors were hunters, you can move your ears and get more auditory information, which is a great help for hunting?
It turns out that you are not only shili good, but also have a keen sense of hearing? I really plan to be a sniper who sees six ways and listens to all directions!
It seems that I misunderstood, what you want to be in the future is not a criminal police officer of the serious crime team, but a sniper in the special column of the criminal police, right? When the time comes, a sniper rifle will be set up on the top floor of the commercial building, calmly calculate the distance and wind speed, and once the negotiator and the kidnapper fail, they will shoot the villain who kidnapped women and children, right?
No, I have to calm down, I didn't kidnap women and children, and the current task is to remind the squad leader to change the diary.
Cao Jingshen heard me talk about the diary with a combination lock and thought it was strange.
"Sir, when did you become interested in that thing? Do you want to write any martial arts cheats in it? For example, strong ......"
I made a "pause" gesture to him so that he wouldn't finish what he shouldn't have said.
"I just casually asked, I have a distant cousin who has been foolishly keeping a diary every day since elementary school, and I said that the kind of combination lock diary she uses is not safe, and she still ......doesn't believe it."
The squad leader's long hair trembled even more, really, I said that my cousin is stupid, and it has nothing to do with you.
"Huh? Master? Do you have a cousin? I didn't know that before! ”
Cao Jingshen made an extremely surprised and excited expression, and described it in four words, it was a sperm worm on the brain.
"Introduce me to me, boss! Fertilizer and water do not flow to outsiders, the master! The happiness of the disciple's life depends on you, master! ”
Cao Jingshen sincerely wanted to kneel down for me.
I squinted at him with proletarian contempt, and even if I had a cousin, I would never have pushed her into the fire pit.
"Don't worry, I'm mistaken, it's actually my distant cousin."
Cao Jingshen rolled his eyes in anger.
"Your cousin and cousin can't tell the difference, this is easy to cause a big problem!"