"You've got my sister!"

Shu Zhe's expression was obviously to say, "I don't understand such a simple truth?" It seems that he is the senior senior.

It's hard for me to understand the saying that one person gets another.

People are not objects without their own will, they can be easily determined as objects, and they are not pets, as long as you are willing to keep them, you are its owner.

From the point of view of physics, I am inclined to say that the US military has obtained Saddam Hussein and Ben Hussein, and I hope that China can also get those corrupt officials who have fled abroad as soon as possible.

Xingxing's class of gentlemen once told me that there was a handsome and rich man in their school who liked "stamp collecting", and there were countless girls who had soaked in it, and often boasted that he had gotten many girls.

If this theory is feasible, I go to Badaling and Jiayuguan and write "Come here" on each section of the city wall, can it also be said that I have the whole Great Wall?

It is immoral to scribble on cultural relics and monuments, and it is also irresponsible to scribble on other people's youth.

Even if it's just a canvas, I won't put pen to paper easily until I have the skills to paint the canvas.

The idea of "getting" the class leader or something like that is very unrealistic to me.

Take 10,000 steps back, even if the squad leader is "obtained" by me under her brother's conspiracy, she will never be happy, right?

Even Shusha, who is so strong on weekdays, will shed tears after learning the truth, right?

I can't stand the girl's tears.

Because I used to be weak, because I used to cry silently alone, I don't want anyone to cry because of me.

I can't understand the Lang Man of girls, and I don't understand how they can fall in love with someone they hate. I think the manly Lang Man is like the three hundred warriors of Sparta who died in Hot Springs.

The thought of a girl crying for me in the distance when I died in battle suddenly changed the taste of the bloody scene.

I can't think of any use for something like being in love other than making me weaker.

Physiological needs, you say? That kind of thing can be taken care of by yourself, and it is okay to find an airplane cup from the inventory at home.

My dad gave me sex education very early (nonsense sells H things every day without education and self-education), he said to me: Confucius said: Eating sex is also. That is to say, appetite and sexual desire are fundamentally the same horizontal thing, and sexual desire is neither higher nor lower than appetite. All kinds of perverted behaviors in society are caused by the inability to face up to sexual desires, hostile to sexual desires, and exaggerated sexual desires. Those who advocate the extermination of sexual desire are just as hateful as those who advocate **, as if they are saying that people can skip eating, or that people should overeat every day.

I think, this kind of behavior is probably equivalent to eating instant noodles at home, right? It may not be as good as a big meal outside, but it's not as much of a hassle.

If I overthrow the squad leader just for the sake of physical needs, it is basically equivalent to me hacking to death a little sika deer running happily in the forest just to satisfy my appetite.

I don't think the tears in the eyes of the little sika deer are a beautiful sight when I feast on her body.

What's more, my main energy is used for physical exercise, and masturbation is only occasional, and I am not addicted to it like Cao Jingshen, I heard that he once had arm spasms and was sent to the hospital for treatment.

To sum up, I think Shu Zhe's wishful thinking that I will be the squad leader is completely a bad idea.

I told Shu Zhe that I was not interested in your sister, so don't mention this matter in the future, and the two of us are easy to be misunderstood when we are always together, maybe I think I am blackmailing you.

Shu Zhe felt that he had made a lot of effort, but only got this kind of answer, showing an expression of both annoyance and unwillingness.

"Brother Ye Lin, after this village, there will be no such shop! If you really don't want to, I'll think of another way! ”

"Huh? What else are you going to do with this unscrupulous brother? ”

Shu Zhe straightened out his wind-blown hair.

"What else are you going to do? Hmph, if my sister doesn't give me pocket money, I'll earn it myself! I heard that someone in the second grade was selling nude photos of his sister...... It's obviously from PS, and it can be sold for 100 yuan a ......"

I was shocked by his words.

I looked at him with a very serious expression, and he looked back at me with a very serious expression.

Nima, what do you want to do! You're obsessed with money! In order to earn a little pocket money, are you going to really take some nude photos of Shusha and sell them! Cao Jingshen has met a strong competitor! This kid can come up with a real nude photo of the squad leader! Cao Jingshen, no matter how good your PSjishu is, you don't have the slightest chance of winning!

I warned Shu Zhe not to do this kind of immoral thing, but Shu Zhe ignored my words.

"Brother Ye Lin, after I take a photo of my sister, I may give priority to selling it to you, but 300 yuan a piece is not negotiable! If you don't buy it, I'll sell it to someone else! ”

I think this little bunny is really underwhelming, and if I wasn't worried about being seen on the playground, I would have to beat him up.

I couldn't beat him and scold him in front of so many people, so I had to sneer at him, hoping that he would realize his mistake.

"Shu Zhe, your price is quite fair! The fakes that come out of PS are sold for 100, and you only buy 300 for the real thing, which is a conscience price! ”

I hope he can think in good conscience about whether his sister, who has taken care of him for so many years, should not be treated like this.

Shu Zhe didn't hear what I was saying, so he picked up a piece of chewing gum and put it in his mouth and chewed it.

"I also wanted to sell something a little more expensive, but ever since I peeked at my sister in the shower in fourth grade, she has been very protective of me. Now, even if I try my best, I can only take pictures of my sister at most......"

You're not ashamed! I learned to peek at my sister's bath in the fourth grade! Shusha is tired and sweating profusely from maintaining order in the class all day long, and she has to guard against you little ** when she gets home! You white-eyed wolf! Hurry up and spit out all the food my sister made for you!

"Shu Zhe, you are too much of a thing, the photo of your sister showing two points is circulating in the school, what kind of glorious thing is it for you?"

"Of course, it's not very glorious, that's why I said that I want to sell it to Brother Ye Lin first!"

Shu Zhe said as he handed me a piece of chewing gum, but I didn't take it.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll sell it again?"

"Don't be afraid, although Brother Ye Lin has a bad temper, he is not a despicable villain who would do such a thing. I will also hand over the memory card to you at that time, and I will not keep a backup, in case my sister's nude photos go viral in school, it will be your responsibility, Brother Ye Lin. ”

He presented this possibility as if it were a fait accompli.

"If my sister is sad and crying because of these photos, Brother Ye Lin can only take responsibility to comfort my sister, right? With your personality, you might even violently take back these photos throughout the school! Girls are the most vulnerable when they are sad, and once they find that they can have someone to rely on at this time, they will easily be captured by Brother Ye Lin! ”

Shu Zhe, this kid thinks so beautifully! I don't want to think that after the squad leader finds out these photos, the first thing he will think is that this is secretly taken by the family, and the biggest suspicion is that he peeked at his unscrupulous brother who took a bath, and then he will hang you upside down on the ceiling and whip you, right?

At this time, the preparatory bell rings, and the free time is always short.

I warned Shu Zhe again not to do anything lacking in virtue, otherwise even if the squad leader didn't kill him, I would bury him in the ground.

Shu Zhe didn't care at all, and while walking towards the teaching building, he greeted a girl with shawl hair in the distance.

Looking at the degree of intimacy, it should be the little girlfriend who makes him spend money like water.

I suddenly felt a sense of dissonance.

"Shu Zhe, last time under the river bridge, I remember that your girlfriend seemed to have short hair? How did it grow so long in just a few days? ”

Shu Zhe finally showed a little embarrassed expression.

"Brother Ye Lin, let you see it! Because I was beaten and kicked in front of the hooligans last time, Xiaohua saw those humiliating scenes, and my boyfriend felt very shameless, so he dumped her and replaced her with a new ......"

Changed!? Changed one!? Got a new one!?

It's only been a few days! You little dandy! It's so efficient! No wonder you say you're experienced in love!

Where is Xiaohua sorry for you? When you were besieged by hooligans, Xiaohua was anxious to save you! In that case, Xiaohua is actually more dangerous than you! You dumped people just because you lost face in front of Xiaohua! Do you have a conscience?

The FFF group is really right! A heterosexual, like you, is really tied to the stake and burned to death!

I knew I wasn't going to save you! Just let those hooligans throw you into the river! I only rescued Xiaohua and threw you to those hooligans, even if they turned you in a frenzy, I wouldn't care!

Squad leader, your brother's character is very problematic! When you are busy all day and have no time to take care of anything else, your brother has grown into a bad boy who is flattering on the outside, but on the inside, he is both money-worshipping, vain, and full of intrigues!

It turns out that it is useless to lead by example! Your brother must have seen that you, a righteous demon, were busy, tired and angry every day, so he regarded you as a negative teaching material! He decided to be lazy and irresponsible, and spent his life drunk!

If I had a younger brother, I would have trained him Spartan since he was a child, so that it would be impossible for him to become a weak little white face like Shu Zhe, who uses his brain crooked every day!

Squad leader, you must not have beaten him, right? It must be because he dotes on his brother too much, so at most he just criticizes him, right? Criticism is useless! You have to whip this kind of bad boy hard! If you can't do it, I'll smoke it for you!

Although I don't beat girls, I will not show mercy at all when I teach men a lesson! If I teach him a lesson, it will definitely make him cry bitterly and promise to change his ways!

Suddenly I wanted to go back to the classroom and discuss with the class leader, if she agreed to lend my brother to me for a few days, I would definitely be able to correct his bad behavior with an iron fist, so that he would give up all kinds of methods to murder his sister and become a new person.

It's just that the squad leader won't agree, how can she be willing to hand over her heart-to-heart palm treasure to me to deal with?

Stupid! You will continue to raise tigers for trouble!