[687] Brother Hao's phone

Life is more comfortable.

In the past few days, my brothers have been playing with the ladies every day. Everyone eats and drinks together, plays cards and chats, and the days go by really fast.

A few days before I was about to go home, I found out that there was a very serious problem, we couldn't buy tickets.

The problem was that I couldn't go home again, so after thinking about it, I finally gritted my teeth and decided to go to the ticket seller and ask how much money it needed.

Who knows, the current ticket sellers are so horizontal, he sells tickets better than you buy tickets, and says, "666, no two prices." No less, no more. “

I was happy right now, "I can understand why I can't have more than one piece, and I can't give you more money, isn't it good." ”

The ticket seller shook his head, "What we do, we all have an auspicious number for the New Year, which is 666." ”

"Can you get a 66% discount?"

"Young man, you make fun of me, I don't have time to play with you, you don't want it, some people want it."

I stretched out my hand and pointed at him a little depressed, "You can be black, but you can't be so black, I am also superstitious, I am also a person who likes auspicious numbers, you sell 666, give me a 66% discount, and finally ask me 66 less." And then the deal, do you see it? ”

The ticket seller glanced at me, then ignored me, turned around and left.

In fact, before I started to ask him, I really wanted to buy a chapter ticket from him, who knows, he is angry, and the way he speaks is so impulsive, Ye is a temperamental person, I originally wanted you to make this money, but you made Ye unhappy, even if you don't go home for the New Year, Ye won't let you earn this money, and Ye won't let you feel good.

So, sure enough, my goal was achieved, and the ticket seller was out of breath, turned around and glanced at me, and left.

In fact, he still coaxed, if I were a ticket seller, someone would play me like this. I'll sell him a fake ticket. If it doesn't work to sell fake tickets, I'll take him a deposit first, and then make an appointment to meet him at 12 o'clock in the evening. Then at 12 o'clock in the evening I went to take his deposit and go to have supper, so that it would be comfortable, and I saw that he was a simple ticket seller.

But it's a bit disturbing.

Xiao Xiyu was very happy on the side, "Liuliu, you can't go home, I'll let Sunset pick us up, let's spend the New Year at our house this year, and by the way, I'll take you to meet my parents, anyway, you've seen it before." ”

I pouted, "I live in your house, who will I stay with that night?" ”

Xiyu patted his chest.

I just laughed.

"What are you laughing at."

"Nothing, you're a good idea"

"Yes, but there is a premise."

I paused for a moment, then looked at Xiyu and said happily, "Don't mention the sunset to me, I'll mention him now." ”

"Ah, it's your eldest brother, how can you watch your eldest brother get angry. I see that you sometimes get angry, but you don't dare to say it. ”

"Wang Baliu'er, are you looking for death?"

"Of course not. I still want to live, and I want to live in style. ”

"Then you should be honest with the old lady, force the old lady, and call the sunset immediately."

"It's sunset again." I sighed, "I just told you not to mention the sunset to me." ”

"What then, Six-Six."

I smiled, "I'll call my mom first and find out." ”

"Well, well, you hit" Xiyu looked forward to it.

I took out the phone and called my wife directly, and it didn't take much time for the phone to go through, "What are you doing?" ”

"What are you doing?"

"What can I do, go to work and make money."

"What's up?"

"Nonsense, what do you take to support you if you don't go to work."

I smiled, "Mom, I'll discuss something with you." ”

"Well, when are you coming back?"

"No, Mom, this ticket is really impossible to buy, and it's not easy to buy, our place is indeed a little far from here, I'm not afraid to do a 5 or 6 hour car, the problem is, I want to do it, I can't buy a ticket."

"Then buy it from the ticket dealer and pay a fee."

"People sell 666."

"He sells it for 1,000, and you have to buy it too."

"That's not necessary, he sells 1666 at most. Now people are all engaged in auspicious numbers. ”

"That's it." My mother said very happily, "Son, you know that I am a happy person, so you can say that you will not come back." ”

"I really want to go back. The problem is that I can't buy a ticket. ”

"Take a taxi."

"That's a lot of money."

"I can give you out, or you can reverse."

"That's a lot of money." "And what do you mean?"

"I mean, can I not go home for the Chinese New Year this year."

My mom smiled, "I still said this." ”

"I didn't do it voluntarily."

"I'll ask you if you're a wild child."

"Of course it's not a wild child, why do you say that."

"Don't care what I say, Wang Yue, if you don't go home, I'll call your dad, ask your dad to take your uncle to pick you up, and then take you to see your uncle's girl by the way. I'll accept the dowry from here, and then you can just cultivate your relationship. ”

"Holy."

"What do you rely on, you rely on."

"Now that marriage is free, you have no right to interfere."

"You know, I've always been reluctant to interfere, if I can't see your shadow before the New Year, you can do it yourself, *** it's been a semester, I haven't returned home, call me in addition to being punished by the teacher to find the school, or just ask me for money, and now I don't want to go home after the New Year, you also have a father and a mother."

I quickly smiled "No, no, don't worry, don't worry." ”

"You can't go back."

"Return, return."

"You can figure out the ticket yourself, aren't you capable, let me tell you, if you don't come back, I'll let your father and your uncle pick you up, and you can take care of the rest."

"Okay." I hung up

Xiyu looked at me, "Liuliu, how is it." ”

"It's not good, I still have to go home."

"Why?"

"If I don't come home, my dad and my uncle will come to pick me up."

"And then?"

"Then marry me."

"How can a boy get married."

"You don't understand, my father thinks differently from others, he wants to marry me, and he also brings a dowry."

"So what should I do?"

I spread my hands and said, "My mother is against it, what my mother said just now, if I dare not go home, she will stand on the same front with my father." Then I'm done. ”

"What then? Let me tell you, Wang Baliu'er, after you go home, you should be honest with your mother. ”

"Don't worry, I only have you in my heart, and I can't tolerate others."

"Is it true that it can't be tolerated or is it fake."

"It has to be true."

"Cut."

I sighed, "What to do?" ”

"Let's find Mowan."

"She?"

Xiyu nodded, "Trust me, Liuliu." ”

"En" I nodded, and followed Xi Yu to Yue Dian, and the final result proved that the two of us did find the right person, but Mo Wan treated Xi Yu, which was also surprisingly good, and the two of them couldn't wait to wear a pair of pants, which surprised me, these two people have not seen each other once in eight hundred years, why are they suddenly in such a good relationship now.

But I'm still lazy to think that the result is the most important thing.

Fortunately, we told Mo Wan about this matter relatively early.

Mo Wan started to operate at the moment, entrusted people, and did this and that.

The day before we went home, we put this matter to a complete conclusion.

Knowing that the ticket is available, I feel quite comfortable.

The day before returning home.

Lin Yifei just took me to buy a train ticket to my home from a second-hand ticket seller. Talk about it.

Actually, I'm still a little depressed. That day, Xi Yu and I thought about buying tickets, and the two of us went very happily, I rode my small motorcycle, and when I arrived, I queued up to buy tickets, and then bargained with the ticket sellers, but in the end, I found a very serious problem, and I made trouble for a long time. Neither of us had any money on us. Thankfully, there were no tickets available.

Xiyu is better than me, there are 50 yuan, and it is still turned out of her clothes that she doesn't know when.

I'm more simply, just a few pieces.

I simply forgot that when we played together these days, neither of us had any money.

I gave all the money to Yuan Yuan, and then I found out a very serious problem, I didn't even have the money to go home and buy a ticket. Fortunately, Fei Ge is here, no, there is Mo Wan's sister-in-law.

Lin Yifei handed the train ticket to me, "Stay up, I got it for a long time, and the money was not short, but as a result, I still didn't sit down, so it was sad." ”

I paused for a moment, then quickly took the ticket, and looked at it myself for a long time, a little depressed.

I looked at the train ticket in my hand, at the gate of the train station, turned my head, and looked at the crowd in the train station. and those in line.

And then I won't go.

Ticket sellers who solicit customers.

Coach driver soliciting customers.

The escort lady who solicited customers.

I look at all kinds of people. In the end, I pinched the ticket in my hand a few handfuls of "grass***." When will we be able to change the status quo, China's population problem, I am really very annoyed. ”

Fei Ge smiled and kicked me, "You still have a lot to do." It's good to have a ticket, you don't know how many people can't buy a ticket. ”

I turned my head and said, "It's redundant for people like you, wasting social food." ”

"Fuck you, silly Liu'er, this is the ticket again, yes, it's not the time to ask me to help you find the ticket."

I glanced at Brother Fei, "Fuck your uncle, when did Lao Tzu beg you." Besides, why don't you say it when you put up a shelf for Lao Tzu?"

"Grass, didn't my brother get it for you in the end?"

"It's Mo Wan, I remember my sister-in-law's good, but I don't remember you. , you're going to talk about it. ”

"Do you still have humanity?"

"A little more than you."

"Grass, a little more than me, that's still nothing."

I listened to Fei Ge's words and smiled. did not continue to be poor with him.

I got into his lapa with Phineas.

Getting in the car, I lit a cigarette. While reversing the car, Fei Ge said to me, "Either don't go back for the New Year, work with me." ”

"How much do you give?"

"Two thousand."

"Too little. It's only 2,000, how much is a night for your young lady here, I've been with you for so many nights, I'm only 2,000"

"Uncle Cao, you sell **, if you sell, I can help you."

"I'll sell yours a**."

"Uncle grass, stupid than six."

"Fuck off, stupid than flying."

"Grass, two thousand is too little, you stinky stupid, you don't know the blessing in the blessing. , go home. ”

I smiled, "If I don't come home, my mom will kill someone." ”

We were talking when my phone rang.

"Boss Xi, I know that you should leave tomorrow, so I don't want to save it today."

"It's your business, stupid than flying."

"Hey, I'll grass your uncle, you will be poor with Lao Tzu again, and Lao Tzu will cancel you when he gets off the car now."

Then I took out the phone, glanced at Lin Yifei, glanced at my mobile phone again, and then touched my head, "It's not my daughter-in-law's, it's actually Li Feng's." ”

"Pick it up, hurry up, I'm grass, it's not your daughter-in-law's phone, so you won't be in a hurry."

"Get out, I know how to pick it up, and I need you to teach me."

"There is the opposite sex, but there is no humanity."

"Grass, still a little more than you."

"That's still not the case."

I smiled and picked up the phone, "Hey, Brother Feng." ”

"Liu'er, what are you doing?"

"Buy a ticket with Phineas."

"Oh, go home."

"Well, I'm always depressed, grass***, the car has been going for so long, it's still a slow car, and I haven't sat yet."

"Okay, at this time in time, it's not easy for you to buy it."

"It's not easy, it took a lot of people and a lot of work to buy it."

Brother Feng smiled, "That's right, I've dealt with everything today." Tomorrow you can go home for the New Year with peace of mind. ”

I paused, "What do you mean, Brother Feng." ”

"Qin Zhuang has recovered, and now he wants to touch it, it's quite interesting, call me directly, and call me to ask you to call someone."

"Oh, did he say he'd be a little bit better?"

"Wait, I'll ask you a question first."

"What."

"Did you break his brain?"

I smiled "can't be too bad, it should be a little." ”

"This stupid one, call me and ask you to call someone, what a 2B."

"It's quite two-to-two, when did he say it, Brother Feng."

Brother Feng smiled, "What he said is this afternoon, anyway, no matter how long it takes, just leave the few of you alone, follow me, it's fine." I'll take someone over in the afternoon. ”

"Brother Feng, let's do it ourselves."

"Come on your own, you come by yourself, there must be few students he called, how many of you can do it."

"If you can't do it, you have to fight." I smiled and said, "Either whatever." ”

"With me, you don't have so much to do." Brother Feng followed with a smile and said, "It's just right, with Da Zhuang, calculate these accounts well." ”

"Account?"

Brother Feng "en" and said, "There are still some things between us that have not been calculated. ”

"What do you mean, Brother Feng."

"It's fine. Come and eat with us at noon."

I thought for a moment, "No need, Brother Feng, what time is the afternoon." Let's eat it ourselves. ”

"That's done, just come over at one o'clock in the afternoon, see you in the square."

"En, I know, Brother Feng."

"Call me when you come here."

"Okay."

I hung up the phone, glanced at Fei Ge, and threw the phone to the glass in front of me, "Li Feng asked him to go to the square with him in the afternoon." ”

Fei Ge glanced at me, "That big thing?" ”

"Yes."

Fei Ge smiled, "I'm going to get him in the afternoon." ”

"Brother Feng said that we don't need to get started, he will deal with these himself."

When Fei Ge heard this, he nodded, "Well, it's better this way, then I won't go back to Yue for now." Let's go to Chenyang together.

I thought for a moment, "Either you can go back, if you can't get by, we won't fight anyway." ”

Fei Ge shook his head, "Those are all uncertain, I don't go, I'm always a little worried." ”

"Damn, we're not kids."

Phineas smiled and reached out to hula my head.

"Grass, you concentrate and drive well."

"Fuck your uncle. Silly than six. ”

"Silly than flying."

While chatting, the two of us arrived downstairs at Chenyang's house.

When I went upstairs, Chenyang and the others had just finished eating, and Chenyang saw me, "I was about to call you." Silly Bifei also came," and then Chen Yang turned his head to Shitai and said, "Daughter-in-law, prepare an extra pair of dishes and chopsticks." ”

"Got it." I heard Mrs. Shi being busy inside, smiled, and told them about Brother Feng's call to me.

After finishing speaking, the brothers discussed, finished eating, stayed at home, and went to the square with Lin Yifei. Guys bring all of them with them, just in case there are any accidents.

During the meal, Chen Yang brought another box of wine.

Brother Xu glanced at me, "Can you still drink?" These few times, the old chain has been lost. ”

I glanced at Brother Xu, "Don't you talk nonsense." Who is the brother. ”

"That's it, you coward, these two drinks, I vomited in a few sips."

I smiled, "No." Then I opened a can of beer and held it up, "Cheers." ”

"Oh guys. That's amazing. ”

"That's it."

"That's a must." When I was done, I finished with a can of beer. After drinking, he flashed the wine glass down, "Handsome, no." ”

Fei Ge slapped his thigh: "That's what you want." Then he drank the wine.

The brothers were all dry, and then they began to eat and drink at the same time.

Actually, when I drank the first drink, my stomach started to hurt again, but fortunately, in order not to be buried by them, I still held back and just continued to drink with them.

Halfway through their meal, my stomach was a little upset. But I still wanted to stand up, and in the end, I got through it, and I really didn't spit it out.

After eating, I went back to the house and lay down on the bed. From the small medicine box of Chenyang's house, he quickly found a few pills and ate them. After eating, I took a cup of hot water from the water dispenser and quickly drank a few sips.

Lying on the bed, tossing and turning, it was still a little uncomfortable. I looked at my phone, it was just a little over 11 o'clock, and it was still more than two hours away. I want to sleep. But my stomach hurts, and I really can't sleep.

The phone vibrates.

I picked it up and said, "Hey." ”

"Liu'er."

As soon as I heard that, I laughed. "Silly Bi."

"Don't you miss my brother?"

"I can't remember." But my heart is really warm, this stupid calf can be regarded as contacting me.

Brother Hao was happy on the phone, "Are you home?" ”

"No, I'll go home tomorrow."

"Grass, our school has made up for it until today, grass***."

"You're home, huh?"

Brother Hao "en" and said, "I'm ready for the New Year, just a 10-day holiday." ”

"It's a lot, I'll go home tomorrow, and I'll be back on the seventh day of junior high school, and it's only 10 days."

"Why do you think our days are so hard?"

"The students are miserable."

Brother Hao thought for a while, "Liu'er, how is your relationship with Sister Jing recently?" ”

I paused for a moment, "Why are you suddenly asking this?" ”

"Didn't do it, I'm just curious, so I want to ask."

"It's good, it's okay."

"Really?"

"Nature is true."

"Okay, you're still fooling me," Brother Hao followed, "Can you stop messing with her." ”

"Did I mess with her?"

Brother Hao sighed, "Why are you also a gentleman, let her go, isn't it." ”

"Nothing good, or bad. I'm just wondering, what's wrong with both of us? Are you still in touch with her? ”

"Well, yesterday when we were on vacation, she came to see me, we had dinner together, chatted, naturally I wanted to talk more about school, that is, talk about a few brothers, when she talked about others, the conversation was very good, that is, as soon as I talked to her about you, I looked at her expression a little unnatural, and finally I asked her for a long time, and she told me, you two, you haven't spoken for a long time."

After listening to Brother Hao's words, I thought for a while, "Go on." ”

"Yes, I know." Brother Hao said, "Didn't you fall out because of me?" It's been so long now, and it should be fine. ”

"Hehe, did she tell you about her relationship with Qiao Goulu?"

Brother Hao thought for a while, "What does it matter?" ”

"It's fine." I continued, "Anyway, none of this has anything to do with you, you don't care, we're fine, it's all right." ”

"You just asked me, what is the relationship between her and Qiao Goulu, what does it mean, hasn't she always looked at Qiao Goulu very unpleasantly."

I smiled and said, "Well, I'll just ask." Okay, don't talk about us. ”

"But I don't want you to get too old."

"Brother Hao, you know who I am."

"I know what you are and what I am, I didn't know you were so careful."

"Hehe, let it be natural in the future, maybe it can be good, maybe it can't be good."

"Why?"

"Why, you don't know."

Brother Hao smiled, "Damn, how would I know, if I knew, would I still use it to ask you." ”

I thought about it for a while, "You know me, it's hard for me to trust people, every time I believe in someone, I rely on my own feelings and preferences to decide which person to believe, once I believe in a person, it is a complete believe." Therefore, you can make trouble and pull it, but you can't take advantage of people and deceive people. I'm so big that no one can lie to me twice in a row. I'm just going to give the same person a chance to lie to me. Although I often lie to people, "I smiled when I was done" I know no. ”

"Look at what you said, as far as you go."

I smiled, "But what I'm talking about only applies to gentlemen, I have never been immune to women, so I am often deceived." If I am deceived, I can bear it. If I can't bear it, it's proof that I don't want to say a word to that woman. ”

"Why are men and women unequal?"

"Nonsense, the same sex repels each other, and the opposite sex attracts."

"Isn't that Sister Jing a woman?"

I smiled and said, "yes, that's why I said the two of us were fine." ”

"But the problem is that the two of you are not fine, there is something, and it is a very serious matter."

"Those have nothing to do with you, you just have to live your life."

"I'm fine, study hard now."

"Well, just study hard, don't think about us, are you okay with the little fat man."

"Of course," Brother Hao smiled, "I have to thank you." ”

"You always thank me, can you thank me?"

"Thank you slowly, it's still a long time."

I thought for a while, "If you really want to be nice to the little fat man, then you should stay away from Sister Jing, and nothing else." I can't say anything. ”

Brother Hao's reaction was a little sluggish: "What do you mean by this?" Why do I sound so confused?"

"It's okay, just be confused. Your head can't figure it out in the first place. ”

"Then I'll tell you the result directly, and I want you to be the same as before. You just say you don't win."

"Resign yourself to fate. Anyway, I feel like I can't adjust it. I smiled helplessly, "Okay, don't talk to me about it." ”

"How did she lie to you and take advantage of you."

"It's okay, it's okay, change the topic, what has Zhang Xiaoxi in your class been doing lately."

"Study, good boy."

"Introduce me to that."

"Do you want Xiyu to kill you?"

"Don't be afraid."

Brother Hao heard "Yo hey, I haven't seen you for a few days, and my temper is growing"

I smiled, "Brother has always been a temperamental person, do you think I'll be afraid of her?" ”

"It's blowing again."

"Study hard, brothers, just a good seedling, don't ruin it."

"Don't worry, I don't have to count down now."

"Hehe, that's good, what about your parents."

"At home, I have less conflicts with my family now."

"That's good."

"Liu'er, do you have any ideas?"

"No, a day is a day."

"What to do in the future."

"Later, later, later."

Brother Hao smiled and didn't speak.

"That Dewey, I haven't been bothering you lately."

"No, I guess he doesn't dare, and now when he sees me, he takes the initiative to greet me."

"Hehe, I see it, my brother has a deterrent."

"Alright, you, stop blowing. But I don't think it's useful now. ”

"It's just useless, it's better to study hard, it's really real."

"That's nature."

I smiled and said, "Brothers, wait for your good news, when, come here, drink some more." ”

"When you come back for the New Year, I'll go over to you in advance, let's drink again, I'm nicknamed now, begging to get drunk."

"It's blowing again."

"Haha."

Then I had a casual conversation with Brother Hao, and it felt really good.

I hung up the phone and found that my two eyes were fighting again, and I don't know when I fell asleep.

It feels so good.

After falling asleep, my stomach didn't hurt anymore. Maybe I don't know if it hurts.

I was confused again before I felt someone around me push me a few times.

I ignored him and shoved me again.

I opened my eyes and saw Brother Xu, and sure enough, someone pushed me again.

Seeing Brother Xu stretching, he probably just woke up, "Let's go, it's time." Don't sleep."

"Yes." I sat up and yawned. Only then did I think that I had to deal with Da Zhuang's affairs with Brother Feng.

But it was quite comfortable to sleep in.

Use professional nouns.

Quite comfortable.

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