I didn't think much of it, caught Amy's kick and planned to wipe her with the towel in my hand.

Amy said unhappily: "How can a towel for wiping hands be used to wipe feet?" ”

She reached out and pointed to the seven towels hanging from the stainless steel hanging ring, "The penultimate one is for wiping feet!" As for the thighs and calves, use the third-to-last! ”

It's not a hassle for you to tell the difference so clearly! It's no wonder that it takes at least 40 minutes to take a shower, and 20 minutes just to wipe your body!

I asked angrily, "What is the penultimate towel for?" ”

Amy pouted, "Don't worry about it! ”

When I came back with a towel, I found that Amy was also lying in a different position, her head lying flat at the bottom of the tub, her feet on the edge of the tub raised high, and she made a "gesture" with her feet to beckon me over.

"Amy, is this how Pentheus serves you on weekdays?" I asked.

"It's pretty much the same, but your hands aren't as rough as his, and they're a little more comfortable to be touched."

"Men's hands are thicker," I wiped Amy's feet as she waited for her to kick my face, "Weishenme doesn't need a maid?" ”

"Because I like men."

"Huh?"

"What's so strange? Even if you're a valet, you want the opposite sex to serve you, right? If you like the same sex, I'll lend you Penthos for two days. ”

I can't afford such a precious gift, so you might as well keep it for yourself!

"Oh, and when it comes to maids, the only person I'm okay with at the moment is Pooh."

Xiong Yaoyue? No problem! As long as you give her a suitable salary, she will definitely follow you with all her heart!

"But in addition to wanting her to be a maid, I also want her to be a bodyguard and housekeeper......"

Hey, hey, don't go too far! If you do so much work, you'll have to pay her three wages!

Amy took care of herself and changed her feet to a different position, completely ignoring that I had only dried half of one of her feet, "Zuihou thinks it's better to forget it, I'm happy to play with Pooh like this now, if I had an obvious relationship with her, maybe I wouldn't be as happy as I am now." ”

I always feel that even if Xiong Yaoyue is a maid, bodyguard and housekeeper for you, you will be heartless, not big or small, and you don't have to worry about the joy of playing, but the arrangement of affairs will definitely be messy.

Amy suddenly laughed on her back.

“hahahaha…… Martial arts instructor Ren Hongli claims to have won the shijie championship, but her kung fu is not good at all! ”

"Huh? You, a big layman, when are you qualified to comment on Aunt Ren's kung fu? ”

Originally, I just wanted to wipe Amy's feet and wipe a big face, but I didn't expect her to break open the toe seams for me to wipe carefully, and I was not happy to wipe one less.

"That's what it was! Ren Hongli can't even beat Kyle! ”

Nonsense! You said that Aunt Ren couldn't beat Peng Thos, and I still believe it, after all, Peng Thos was killed from the death fighting field, and he knew life and death, and he had nothing to fear...... Kyle is a bird! He's a hemorrhoid warrior, although he practiced well in the gym, but that's the end of it! I can abuse him when I turn on Berserker mode!

"It's true! Today, Ren Hongli was broken by Kyle, so everyone called it a day early! But thanks to her, I was able to come back early, so I would like to express my gratitude to her! ”

"Impossible!" I raised my voice, "There's no way Aunt Ren can be defeated by Kyle!" Besides, Kyle's character won't hit women! ”

"What's the solution! Ren Hongli deserves it, and she has to let Kyle beat herself! ”

"Why, weishenme?"

"Hmm...... There is a martial arts design that wants Kyle to avoid a punch from the miniboss by a fraction of a millimeter, and Ren Hongli suggests that he jump back on both feet while tucking his abdomen, but Kyle doesn't do it well, so Ren Hongli asks Kyle to punch herself, and she wants to demonstrate it herself. ”

Although Kyle is very gentlemanly and will not do anything to women, Aunt Ren is also known for her stubborn temper, she wants Kyle to beat herself, and Kyle Zuihou must not be able to not punch.

"Haha, the first two times Ren Hongli thought Kyle was slow to punch, so he asked him to 'hit hard', 'don't worry', and 'fight to the death', as if he was a master of the world and invulnerable......"

Invulnerability is not enough, but using the trick of "turning strength" in the hands of Yin and Yang, Aunt Ren should be able to Miss Kyle's fast punch without pressure, right?

The director also told Kyle not to keep his hands, quickly figure out the action and continue shooting, Kyle couldn't help it, so he punched hard...... And guess what? ”

“hahahaha…… I'm laughing to death! Amy covered her stomach and kicked her feet desperately to the sound of her laughter, splashing all the water on my shirt.

Kyle punched out, and Ren Hongli pretended to move slightly, as if he had dodged the previous two times, but immediately ran to the grass and vomited! It's a shame! The martial arts instructor who was praised by the director was smashed on the spot! I was punched and vomited by Kyle! Let's see what face she will teach us in the future! ”

"Oops! My feet hurt so much! Servant, what are you doing so hard! ”

This...... That doesn't sound good! Since Amy saw Aunt Ren's body moving slightly, the force of Kyle's punch must have been unloaded by Aunt Ren, but in this case, Aunt Ren would vomit again?

Two words came to my mind clearly: morning sickness.

Could it be that Aunt Ren is really pregnant! Not only do I want to eat sour, but I also vomit for no reason, this is planning to add a younger brother to me!

Regardless of whether Aunt Ren and Dad will get married, if this child is really born, how will Xiaoqin and I get along in the future? If I treat her as my sister, Xiaoqin will definitely not do it, but if I press her down like today, will this brother who is both of us suddenly open the door and ask:

"Brother, sister, what kind of games are you doing?"

This is a game of creating a successor to socialism! The little ones are contemplating the past! You won't be allowed to touch your iPad for a week!

I was a little distracted, and I wiped Amy's little feet several times, and my skin was a little red.

"Enough is enough!" Amy said, "Change a towel and wipe my thighs and calves!" ”

Before I got up to change my towel, I noticed that my shirt was wet, which must have been caused by Amy's kicking and moving just now.

Without thinking too much about it, I took my shirt off my body and hung it next to the automatic dryer on the left side of the tub so I could dry it before I left.

"Hey, hey! Who allowed you to undress too! Amy sat up in the bathtub dissatisfied, "Don't hurt my noble eyes with your inferior body!" What do you do with so many muscles? Want to run for Mr. Bodybuilder? ”

"It's just that my shirt is wet, so I take it off and dry it." In the summer, I don't think there's anything wrong with being naked in front of my sister.

As I turned to get the penultimate towel, Amy's startled voice suddenly came from behind:

"Manservant! You...... What's wrong with your back? ”

I was stunned for a moment, and looked into the mirror on the wall, only to see that I had three scars on my back, which were scratched by a fallen dead tree in order to save Amy on the day I walked in the rain on the pedestrian street. Although the wound is shallow, the scar is quite conspicuous.

"It's okay, it's just a minor injury." I laughed, "It doesn't hurt now." ”

Amy beckoned to me in a deep voice, "No! Come here! I'm going to touch it with my own hands! ”

I had no choice but to sit on the edge of the tub with my back to Amy and let her put her soft little hands over me.

"Does it hurt?" Her damp hands, rubbing against the dry scar, slightly irritated the nerves in my back, making her mistakenly think that my scar would still hurt.

"It doesn't hurt at all, but you're touching it...... It's tickling me! "I'll be honest.

"If an actress has such a big scar on her body, she will have to quit showbiz." Amy said with a little embarrassment.

"So it's good that I'm not an actress! Even if there are three more scars like this, there is nothing to lose to me! ”

Amy was silent for a while, "In other words, if I am in danger in the future, will you come to save me like last time?" ”

"Absolutely!" Without hesitation, I replied, "I don't care if my hands and feet are broken, what's there to regret about a little scar!" ”

"That's ...... too" Amy stood in the middle of the bathtub in a swimsuit, her blonde hair drooping wet on the back of her head, "If you can make a deal with God, it would be a good deal to exchange an ugly manservant for a beautiful me, and it would be a good deal for this shijie......"

"Don't be angry with me! I'm going to save you, it doesn't matter if you're beautiful or ugly! ”

Suddenly, I felt something extremely soft, and it came into close contact with the scar on my back.

I didn't figure it out the first time, but the second time I realized that it was Amy holding my back with both hands, using her tongue to make my scars!

Just over ice cream, triangular, kitten-like pink tongue!

"Hey, what are you doing? I haven't showered today and there are a lot of bacteria on my scars! ”

I turned my head slightly to stop her.

Amy lifted her eyes to me, but the tip of her tongue didn't leave the scar on my back.

"I just want to taste loyalty."

"Huh?"

"Didn't your Celestial Empire's "Journey to the West" say that the meat of a monk can live forever after eating? I want to taste your flesh, and the flesh of a faithful servant may be good for my master." ”

"Scars aren't meat, and you use tian's ......"

Before I finished speaking, I suddenly felt a sharp pain on the edge of the scar, and Amy actually bit the dead skin near the scar with her teeth, tore off a small piece of my flesh, chewed it twice and swallowed it!

Nima, you eat human flesh! You're a goblin on the Western Heavens! Why didn't the Buddha accept you!

It's not enough to finish eating, and you still show me a disgusted expression!? Are you worthy of the provider of meat, your brother-in-law?

"It's bitter!" Amy commented with a frown.

Nonsense! What can the dead skin near the scar smell like! But the price of loyalty is often bitter, and what you say unintentionally is very close to the truth!

I jumped up from the edge of the bathtub and ran to the mirror to see if there was any bleeding in my back. Shijie of the bear child is really incomprehensible! Amy, what do you do...... No, it's too ruthless!

"Come here." Amy asked me in the middle of the tub.

"What did I do?" I asked warily.

"Blood ......"

"What's wrong with the blood?"

"I want to taste your blood......"

It's not just the goblins who eat Tang monk's meat, it's also a vampire! You've got a mix of East and West!

I won't give you a drink! I won't give you a drink! My brother's blood is not for drinking! I don't care how much blood I shed to protect you, but I won't let you drink for no reason!