"Don't be afraid," said Amy, standing in the middle of the tub and cross-legged over my waist, "I'm just going to drink a little of your blood, and then I'll give you my blood to drink, so you can make a new master-servant contract with me......"

Don't think I haven't seen a vampire movie! You're talking about the "first embrace" ritual of becoming a vampire! Although in school now, "first hug" refers to "first hug", which is juxtaposed with "first kiss", but don't think that my knowledge is as superficial as theirs!

Don't think that if you have white skin and are allergic to the sun, you are a vampire! Is there a vampire who loves potato chips so much! Is there a vampire who loves to drink Coke as much as you do! I feel like a vampire, which is a manifestation of the second disease in European and American children! My sister got sick in the second year of secondary school ahead of schedule! It seems that only my brother, who is completely rational in thinking and will never be in the second grade, can save her!

"Vampires are such an unscientific thing, they don't exist on shijie at all!" I seriously taught her, "As for movies like "Twilight", you can't watch them, and the director has already started to let vampires and werewolves get into the game......"

"I know, I know," Amy interrupted me disinterestedly, "I was just joking with you, so serious?" Vampires are what your Celestial Empire calls feudal superstitions, and the mentally handicapped think that there are really vampires on this shijie! ”

"That's what you think?" I'm very relieved that my sister is not sick in the second grade, but I always have to make sure just in case, "In that case, you want to drink my blood?" ”

"Hmm...... Mom had an African witch doctor who told us that by drinking someone else's blood and then performing some special ritual, that person would make that person your slave forever......"

It's still feudal superstition after a long time! There are still 10,000-year-old African superstitions! I said that I would protect you forever, but you are not satisfied, and you plan to use witchcraft to turn me into your exclusive slave! Your desire to control is really in the same vein as Ai Shuqiao, and it's so strong!

I harshly criticized her misconceptions and wrong ideas, suggesting that her education method was wrong, and that when getting along with others, she should not always think about controlling others, but should compare her heart with her heart, and do not do to others what you would not have to do to her...... Anyway, Balabala talked a lot, and I was annoyed to listen to it myself.

Sure enough, Amy didn't want to listen, she covered her ears and shouted:

"The manservant is so long-winded! It's so long-winded! It's so long-winded! What's so bad about being my slave? Didn't you say you loved me! He refused to even be a slave to me, saying that he loved me was really a lie! ”

"If you love someone, you don't have to be a slave for her......"

I was silent in the middle of the conversation, there is no doubt that Xiaoqin, who loves me, can indeed give her what she wants, and hardly worry about being rejected for anything, such Xiaoqin, is not it my slave?

As for the squad leader, what she asked, even what she didn't make, was just her wish, and I would do my best to help her achieve it, and my good impression of her did make me a slave to her in disguise, at least the latest loyal dog.

Love this kind of thing, sure enough, who loves first and who loses first, and the person who says his love first wants to be a slave for free to the other party? No wonder some masters said that "silence is golden", this warning must have been thought up when he knelt on the washboard!

Seeing that I was halfway through my sentence, Amy thought I had realized my mistake, so she stepped out of the bathtub triumphantly, and without wiping the water droplets on her body, she dragged a towel over her body and walked back to the bedroom with a wobble of it.

Like a skiing penguin, Amy pounced face down on the couch cushions, turned her head and asked me:

"Manservant, who are you going to marry in the future?"

"Huh?"

"Although you love me, I can't marry a manservant, will you be single for the rest of your life?"

My love for you is only the love of brother and sister! From the perspective of blood, the premise of our marriage does not exist at all! With Xiaoqin, a girl who may become a righteous sister, I already have a lot of pressure in my heart, if I still plan to marry my own sister, the law and morality are not allowed! Even my father, who has always been open-minded, may discount my legs!

Seeing that I hesitated not to answer, Amy asked while playing with the corners of the bath towel:

"Haven't you broken up with a violent woman yet? Although she somehow began to please me, I always felt that she was sinister and not suitable to be your wife! ”

"Well...... "I, who almost knocked down Xiaoqin an hour ago, am afraid that I am not qualified to answer this question immediately.

"Why don't you marry Pooh, man, man!"

"Poof-" I almost squirted out the sugar-free iced coffee I had just taken a sip, "what!?" I'm going to marry Pooh? ”

Amy said in a natural tone, "Because I like Winnie!" Don't you love me? The person you love arranges for a woman to marry you, and you still accept it with gratitude? ”

Do you think you are the emperor's favorite princess and have the right to marry me? Xiong Yaoyue still thinks I'm gay, and if you make a ridiculous suggestion that we get married in the future, she might think I'm going to find her to "marry"! Gay men are forced by family pressure to find a woman who knows or does not know about the formal marriage, such a homosexual wife is referred to as "same wife", it is said that there are no less than two million in Chinese, can you bear to let Xiong Yaoyue become one of the two million "same wife"!

Of course, if you provide enough bride price, maybe Xiong Yaoyue will really agree to marry me! Anyway, it's a "shape marriage", which can help me, a "best friend", cover up her homosexual identity, maybe she still thinks that she is learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds, and she is full of pride! But she should have regretted it when the cave room spent the night of candles! Lying in the same bed with my famous wife, I'm not so much Yanagishita Megumi!

Since Qingzi School Park is a boarding school.,The gate will be closed at 10 o'clock in the evening.,Strict checks on students who come in and out.,So Amy and I chatted for a while.,Then I said goodbye and planned to go home.。

Amy lying on the sofa and shaking her two little feet,Rare advice to me to pay attention to safety on the road,Especially be careful of female hooligans,It is said that there is a rich and handsome boy walking at night in Qingzi School Park,Was robbed by female hooligans。

Damn, this shijie is getting more and more insecure! Is the person who robbed the color Chen Yingran, a female school doctor, or the "Rose Group" of Qianhe Girls' School? If it's Chen Yingran, it doesn't have much to do with me, if it's someone from the rose group, then it's likely to be Xiaoqin's old subordinates! If I pushed Xiaoqin today, it would be regarded as revenge for the rich and handsome man in Qingzi School Park!

"By the way," Amy Zuihou asked me again before I left, "Manservant, do you know where Penthos usually hides the key to the monitoring room?" ”

"Huh? I don't know, what do you want the key to the monitoring room for? ”

"Of course, I was going to go in and see what was in those locked iron cabinets! If I find a videotape of my house, I'll be sure there's a camera in the room! From the video, you can guess the shooting angle, and then you can determine the location, and finally remove the camera! ”

"It's a good idea, but Penthos is very cautious and doesn't leave the keys random."

Amy winked at me with a wicked smile, "That's why I need you, the valet, to 'seduce' him!" ”

I'm not going! There's no such thing as you! It is said that Keemon is as deep as the sea, and there will be no turning back, what if I really degenerate into a! But I'm sure that if I take 10,000 steps back, even if I really become a, I will never find a woman to "marry", Sparta will either not do anything, or just go to the dark, and then I will uphold the philosophical road and become a proud and proud!

After walking to the courtyard of the VIP building, Obama, who had already finished eating the steak, came to me again, and had the intention of following me all the way home.

Back at home, lying on the bed that I might have to lend to Su Qiao to sleep on this weekend, I had a lot of thoughts, and it was difficult to sleep, from what I wanted to say when I saw Xiaoqin tomorrow, until I thought of what Aunt Ren's child would be named if it was born, zuihou I jumped up and punched the sandbag more than three hundred times, and then fell asleep covered in stinky sweat.

Early on Wednesday morning, when I came to the classroom of the second (3rd) class of junior high school, the first person I saw was the class leader.

When she saw me, before she could speak, she took out a brand new dollar from her skirt pocket and handed it to me.

"Huh? What are you doing? ”

"Pay you back!" The squad leader pulled a long voice and said, "Yesterday you asked you to buy me a bottle of mineral water, don't you remember?" ”

Don't you say that I really forgot, at that time you said that you wanted me to buy mineral water for Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai to drink, because they did the duty for me, and as for the bottle I bought for you, I would pay for it...... It's really a board and a glance, super trustworthy!

When the first class was about to start, Xiaoqin hurriedly ran into the classroom, and she was almost late, so she didn't have time to say anything to me, so she listened to the Chinese teacher's class with me.

The Chinese teacher really wanted to check the composition that we wrote yesterday when we went home, and I prayed to Guanyin Bodhisattva very feudal and superstitious not to call me, while peeking at Xiaoqin's movements.

Her eyes were closed, her hands folded, and her posture was more reverent than mine.

Sure enough, I forgot to write my language homework! I don't know if Aunt Ren ate canned hawthorn yesterday, did her stomach get better, and Xiaoqin also thought about insomnia last night? If Aunt Ren's child is born, will Xiaoqin be a good sister......

Yes! What am I thinking! Hurry up and launch my wish power at Guanyin Bodhisattva! At this time, absolutely half of the people in the classroom are praying, don't lose to them in sincerity!

Old man Zhang called a boy in the front row to read the text aloud, and I was finally relieved, and so was Xiaoqin.

As a result, the boy just stood up and put the textbook on the desk, when suddenly there was a "click", and his desk was halved! The gorgeous corpse was on the spot! The stationery in the desk is scattered all over the floor!

Nima's pit daddy! Isn't that the table where I deliberately praised Gong Caicai for her cuteness when Xiaoqin was on duty to wipe the table yesterday, and Xiaoqin took out her anger on the table in anger and made the sound of wood cracking! There's also the delay effect! It took a day before he returned to Huangquan! The strength of yin and yang is so terrifying, so terrifying!

Old man Zhang expressed surprise at this accident, then picked up the roll call and changed a classmate to read the text, and unfortunately chose me.

So, Xiaoqin pit came and went, and zuihou still pit me.