Chapter 1246: Li Business School
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"We're all living in a crazy world, can you imagine a guy who was doing nothing in his mansion in Los Angeles yesterday and is here today to give you a lecture and is about to be a teacher to some of you, you know what it is, this is Harvard, making the crazy and the impossible a reality." Li Jingming stood on the podium, looking at the students in front of him, with a relaxed face, in Korean terms, these are his direct juniors, and facing them is a completely different experience from facing others.
"Usually people who come here to give speeches are called Mr. Councillors, Mr. Mayor, but I'm just a civilian, but don't be disappointed, I'm coming in my own plane like them, yes, it's the same size as Air Force One." Li Jingming's sentence satirized the entire American political circles, a group of rich people who are so rich that they only have politics to play, take the trust and permission of taxpayers to create new growth points for their own careers, and then give everyone a hamburger or sandwich, which is said to be giving back to the people, and these people have voted for him to get it.
A hamburger is better than nothing compared to the situation in some countries, but Harvard students obviously don't think so, and some are already whistling and coaxing. This is Boston, this is where the tea party took place, and this is the last self-esteem of American literati, so students at Harvard are different from students at any other university in the United States.
Li Jingming was very satisfied with the reaction of the younger students, and it was in vain that he left Jessica to come to the United States first, although he came here in the name of participating in teacher training, but it was just a formality for him, "Some people can't help but ask, why the guy on the stage has only graduated a few years early, but he has already been on a private jet, even a plane as big as Air Force One." I have to say that because I have contributed more to this country than your president, at least I didn't let the government close its doors because of the fiscal deficit, on the contrary, I created more than $20 billion in tax revenue for the United States, which is $20 billion a year. Someone in the audience may be saying that as long as it does not benefit the special aircraft carrier, Mr. President can do it, well, I admit that. ”
Before Li Jingming's words fell, the audience resounded with cheers like a tsunami. As one of the most rebellious presidents of the United States, O'Guanhai's approval rating has not been high since he officially took office, and perhaps because of his special historical background, Massachusettians do not seem to like him very much, and Harvardians are of course Massachusetts.
"Let's get back to the crazy thing, I'm the largest shareholder of Apple, the largest shareholder that has to die, I'm still a board member of Google, and I run my own entertainment company. And the film and record companies, which have won two Oscars for Best Director, and have eleven golden record players with Grammy hair in their homes, so who can tell me now. Why is that? Li Jingming glanced at the audience, with an incomparable domineering look in his eyes, even if only one of the achievements he said just now appeared in a certain person, it was already amazing enough. Not to mention all in one.
"Because you're handsome." The girl under the stage laughed.
"I appreciate your vision, and if you show up in my class in the future, I will give you a fair score. But I have to regret to tell you that the answer is only about two percent of the answer. Li Jingming squeezed her eyes like that girl, with a very naughty expression.
"You've got a rich dad." A male voice came from around the corner.
"Oh, I have to say that this is indeed an important factor, how about giving you five percent." Li Jingming nodded, there is nothing bad to admit about this, it is naturally easy to win at the front of the starting point, even the **** elementary school students know it, because they have such a problem in their third-grade mathematics, "But since my father is mentioned here, I have to mention the Qiao Gang Master, when the Qiao Gang Master handed over his life's work to me, my father was asking me if I wanted to be his partner." I'm sure a lot of people here would be happy to receive such an invitation, which means a few less years of struggle, but when my father said he wanted to partner with me, he was basically asking for an interest-free loan. ”
"Because you're really a Kryptonian." That's a bit of a hilarious answer.
"Okay, don't guess, all of this is because of the magic of Harvard, if I had been at Yale, I would probably be selling hats somewhere." Yale University has a tradition, that is, the hat show at graduation, each student will decorate their own hat, and then bring it to the graduation party to share and play with other students, Li Jingming said that if the newspaper is not Harvard but Yale, it is not really that he feels that he may become a hat maker, but he is satirizing Yale people for doing some things that are out of tune, "But I didn't, because I entered Harvard, so I had a good career and got married, and now I have a lovely child, if it weren't for Harvard, I might marry Jessica, but not necessarily the one on the list of the 100 most beautiful faces in the world. ”
"Sounds like an advertisement, doesn't it? No, it's not, because the theme of my speech today is 'It's not Harvard, it's all here', Freud once said that there are three kinds of people...... "Standing at the height of Li Jingming, even if he says something like "I'm sorry, I'm not targeting anyone, everyone here is garbage", no one will have the confidence to stand up and refute him, but he understands that the school asked him to come to pour chicken soup for the soul of these students.
An hour later, Li Jingming appeared in a conference room in the business school, and in front of him sat what he thought was the real "living legend", Mike Porter. As long as you are studying economics, even students at the undergraduate level will be exposed to the "Five Forces Diagram" when learning strategy, and the deeper you study, the more you will feel that this man is powerful, and the title of the world's No. 1 competitive strategist is even stronger than Zhuge Kongming back then.
"Jimmy, when you graduated, I was still thinking that this little guy would win the Adam Smith Award in the future, but in the end, you won two Oscars for Best Director, and the world is really as crazy as you say." Mike Porter is not only Li Jingming's mentor, but also has been hired by Li Jingming many times to help him develop competitive strategies, and the two have been friends for more than ten years, and they are very casual when chatting.
"Michael. Didn't you also receive the Citizenship Medal twice? Li Jingming shrugged.
Mike Porter is a Harvard University Professor (Harvard University Professor), literally every professor who teaches at Harvard should be a Harvard University professor, but in fact, this is the highest honor for the faculty of Harvard University, and if you have to explain it, it is equivalent to the great magister of the Magisters. It is such a professor with a high academic standard and a unique personality, but he is a young man who helps the varsity team in football, baseball and golf, which shows that people who do not work hard can succeed in a certain field.
"Today let's talk about something that will excite you, and given that our building is so old, I am ready to donate to the college." Harvard Business School has one of the top 10 most beautiful university buildings in the United States, but the university is not a church. It's not a tourist attraction, and the facilities in the building can't keep up with modern teaching, especially the old and fragile building is not suitable for route renovation or anything.
"How much are you going to invest?" Nitin Noria has only just taken office, and as an Asian and has not had too bright achievements, he has always been very low-key, and he doesn't even dare to call Mike Porter by a nickname like Li Jingming, but now he sees the hope of turning over, and if he gets enough donations during his tenure, he can immediately straighten his back and speak.
"No, no, no. This is not an investment, although it is not charitable, but it is still a donation, do you think 500 million dollars is appropriate? "Li Jingming is very rich. He is very rich, and it is nothing to him to give half a billion dollars to his alma mater, and he does not ask for anything in return.
$500 million can do a lot, and the money donated to universities is generally unrestricted. But whether it's Nitin Noria or Mike Porter, they can hear Li Jingming's off-strings. If it is a donation, can it still be non-charitable? Of course, for example, the donations made by a major country in Africa are of a political nature. Lee is not a politician, he needs something more realistic, and Nitin Noria stood up at the right time, "As the dean of the Jimmy Lee School of Business, I would like to express to you our sincerest gratitude to all the faculty and staff of the School of Business. ”
What Li Jingming asks for is nothing more than fame and advertising effect, Apple seems to be still strong but has a big hidden danger, although Facebook is still a little dynamic and available on the new platform, but it is no longer beautiful, these need new audiences to join, and the best way is to play a super advertisement. Harvard Business School is Harvard Business School, and other top-ranked business schools in the United States, such as Wharton School, Sloan School of Business, Booth School of Business, etc., are named after alumni, and the competition among Harvard alumni is too strong, such as Mike Porter also wants Harvard Business School to change its name to Porter School of Business. I haven't decided whose name to change before, but now it's different, 500 million dollars to change a name, this deal will be made by anyone who is not a fool.
"Oh my God, 600 billion won, is Lee Jingming crazy?" After learning that Lee Ching-myung was going to donate a full 600 billion won to Harvard, they couldn't stand it, and many red-eyed people jumped out to accuse him of treason by donating the money abroad, believing that the money might as well be distributed to everyone to spend.
Li Jingming doesn't care about those idiots, how many talents does Harvard train every year, and how much these talents have contributed to the development and progress of the world, those who are shouting have no concept at all, he is donating money to promote the development and progress of the world, but Jessica is also one of the "people who shout", "Wife, it's not me who spends money indiscriminately, I can make Harvard Business School change my name, this price is already very fair." ”
"Fair price? Ah, if I buy a few lipsticks with repeated colors, you will say that I am spending money indiscriminately, and you yourself, 500 million dollars to buy a name! Jessica was sitting in the waiting room recently, and the eyes of people who walked by looked at her literally "We're looking at the wife who wronged the boss", but whether she admits it or not, the attention of Girls' Generation's album has been pulled back to its peak, after all, the news is too big.
[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! (To be continued.) )