The next morning, I had planned to get up early to see the beauty of the beautiful woman in her clothes, but when I woke up, they were already dressed, and I could only watch.

"Hurry up and get up, line up for dinner in a while!" Teacher Zhao said without looking back.

After getting dressed, Mr. Zhao took me to the boys' dormitory, one by one, messy, I didn't even know how to wear clothes, fighting, snatching clothes, crying and making trouble and not getting up, Mr. Zhao looked at me and sighed: "You are the most well-behaved among so many children!" ”

Teacher Li also came, hurriedly helped to get dressed, and after tossing for a long time, he finally cleaned up this group of children, and lined up out of the dormitory, Teacher Li said to me: "Li Qian, take the lead in singing, don't sing those messy things!" ”

I was worried for a while, children's songs don't know at all, and the songs that can be taken out are some that will become popular in a few years, such as "Little Apple", I didn't think about it for a long time, so I had to shout at the top of my voice: "One-two-one, one-two-one, one-two-three-four....."

The cafeteria is a bungalow with a lot of opinions, and when I entered the canteen and sat down according to the position, Xiao Yong sat next to me and looked at me with a cute face, as if I hadn't woken up!

"Li Qian, where did you sleep last night?" Xiao Yong asked quietly.

"Sleeping with Teacher Zhao, what? You didn't sleep well in the dorm? "I look at Xiao Yong as if he hasn't slept well, but think about it, they used to sleep at home and were managed, they were at the age of energy, and it was normal for no one to sleep well at night.

Xiao Yong looked around mysteriously, and said to me for a while: "I slept very late last night, Li Qin and they caught birds to play, and I was pulled so painfully!" ”

I'm almost crying stupidly by this kid, what are you playing with, this group of children don't understand anything and really know how to play!

After eating, those children who did not live in school came one after another, Xiaohua saw me grinning, although his mother didn't let her play with me, but the child didn't listen to his mother when he entered the school, the class is still learning pinyin, and the teacher always likes to ask me questions, Teacher Zhao already knows that my knowledge is not under her, and I don't care about the class, but Mr. Li doesn't know!

"Attention students, this question is very difficult, shall we let the class leader answer it?" Teacher Li pointed to the blackboard and said.

Stand up and look at the 9+18-3=? 's questions are confused, this question is so difficult!!

"Li Qian, if you don't know how much it is, sit down, and the teacher will tell you about it!" Old man Li said confidently.

"Equal to 24!"

The whole class was in an uproar, and was very surprised that I could calculate the calculation problem that connected addition and subtraction, and Mr. Li was also a little incredulous, stunned for a while, and said, "You sit down!" ”

I can see that I can't answer this kind of question too much, otherwise sooner or later it will be regarded as a non-human study, and I will have to leave a place like kindergarten, otherwise my IQ will be lowered after two years of kindergarten.....

Lying on the table thinking about how to make a fortune, even if you think about it, it's useless, and now you are trapped in the kindergarten, and you can't get out, and the retail model has completely collapsed.

After thinking about it for a long time, I felt that I had to find someone to help me, this person can't be too shrewd, otherwise I will be easily fooled by him, but I can't be too stupid, it's better to be a fool who trusts me!

Why do I think of the word fool when I think of the word dog, he has been very miserable these days, the protection fee of the primary school cannot be collected, and it seems that there is not much income just by covering the women's toilet!

I thought about it for a few classes and didn't come up with a clue, this era is not very smooth in terms of material flow or money flow, if you want to do big business, you don't have so much money, I can't fool Brother Dog to take fifty yuan to go to the sea to do business!

I have to think about it before the advent of the Internet age, what can be regarded as underdeveloped is what is the hottest thing in the era, in my memory the most profound in the nineties are two things, the explosion head and the portable tape recorder, these two things were very popular in the early nineties to Hong Kong's return to the motherland, of course, disco is also very popular, but I can't jump, and I can't use it to make money!

After thinking about it for a long time, I found that the cost of portable tape recorders is high, and the reselling is very bad, and I have no place to put it. It doesn't seem to make money, the best barber in this era only has a dollar!

It occurred to me that something was essential in this era, and that thing was tape!!

In the nineties, with the widespread use of portable tape recorders, tapes also began to flood, it can be said that the demand is far more than portable tape recorders, the most important thing is that the cost is low, when I graduated from college, my thesis was to write nostalgia for the old objects of the nineties, and I wrote tapes, at that time I went to check a lot of information, and I know a lot about the production of tapes!

As long as you have a recorder, you can do it, and the tape recorder in 25 years is very cheap, but I am afraid that the price will be different in this era, and it is estimated that it will cost about 1,000 yuan!

As for whether it can be a big hit, there is no need to think about it at all, as long as some obvious singing moments are recorded, and then sold at a price lower than the market, it will definitely be a big hit, as for what piracy is not pirated, no one will pay attention, the copyright protection law in this era is not perfect, it can be said that it is just a loophole!

There are only a few months left until the end of the year, and you will earn enough yuan by the end of the year?

I also hurt when I touched the capital of fifty yuan in my pocket, but now I have fifty yuan, and I can go from not a dime to fifty yuan, so it is not difficult to go from fifty yuan to a thousand yuan!

I'm afraid I won't be able to make money on my own, it seems that I have time to talk to Brother Dog, and the retail model will give full play to the last residual heat, as for the things sold, it can be more comprehensive!

After class, Mr. Zhao came, and I found that Niu Jianrong was buzzing behind his buttocks, Mr. Zhao looked unhappy but couldn't have a seizure, put the textbook on the table and said, "Niu Jianrong, I'm going to class, please leave!" ”

"Teacher Zhao, why are you doing this, it's not class time now!" Niu Jianrong licked his face and said: "Guan Guan pheasant dove, in the river island, fair lady, what do you ask for..."

Niu Jianrong's face was a little embarrassed, and I coaxed on the side: "The last sentence is that Niu Jianrong counts a ball!" ”

The whole class burst into laughter, Mr. Zhao laughed 'poof', Niu Jianrong glared at me and walked away with a disgraced face, and when the class bell rang, Mr. Zhao came over and patted me twice and said, "Why are you talking dirty, don't say it in the future, the last sentence is a gentleman, do you know?" ”

I nodded, and during class, Xiao Yong beside me shook his head and whispered: "Guan Guan Pheasant Dove, in Hezhizhou, My Fair Lady, Niu Jianrong is a ball?" ”

I really underestimated the communication power of the children, and in less than half a day, the entire kindergarten knew this poem, especially the last sentence became a golden sentence, which also caused Niu Jianrong's eyes to pop out when he saw me!

I took advantage of the time after class to lie on the gate and looked at it and didn't find the shadow of the dog brother, as for the uncle who sells popcorn at the school gate these days is worried, just at the beginning of plagiarizing my retail model did make a few days, but now the door is selling popcorn, he attracted a lot of competitors in this way, if this is not a small trader but a competition between large groups, I am afraid it is self-destruction!

I found that some of the popcorn sellers at the door had disappeared a lot, and the uncle saw me, with a bitter gourd face, I can be sure that his current income is probably not as good as it was at the beginning, and I turned my head to go to class with a grimace at the uncle.

When I returned to the classroom, I found Xiaohua rummaging around on my desk, not knowing what to find, so I patted the little guy and asked, "What are you looking for?" ”

Xiaohua raised her head and looked at me, her big black eyes were full of tears, and she held back for a long time before she said, "I'm hungry, what do you eat?" ”

I don't know how many people come to turn over my desk every day, not to mention the food, but the instant noodles are licked clean, I have no choice but to say that if I am hungry, I will stand at the door and drink the northwest wind!

It was originally a joke, who knew that Xiaohua was standing at the door with her mouth wide open, and I was just about to pull it back Unexpectedly, Niu Jianrong asked Xiaohua: "What are you doing standing at the door with your mouth wide open?" ”

"I'm so hungry, Li Qian asked me to come out and drink the northwest wind!"

Niu Jianrong poked his head in and saw me sneering twice, I secretly screamed in my heart, this thing hates me so much that the root of my teeth itches, I'm afraid I have to use the topic to play, sure enough, Niu Jianrong instantly lowered his face and shouted: "I don't know what to teach blindly, you can take care of it when you have a cold and diarrhea?" ”

Niu Jianrong's voice was very loud, Xiaohua was frightened and cried, and this thing shouted directly at me: "Look at it, you must be cold, you don't do anything good all day long, I will educate you for your teacher!" Saying that, the other party pounced!

This trumped-up charge is really fun, I ran with my legs, but my legs were not fast, so I had to jump on the table and run, Niu Jianrong's body was tall, and he was like standing out from the crowd in a group of children, scolding me while chasing.

"What are you doing all the noise?" A loud shout rang out at the door.

I looked back and saw that it was the director of teaching, who happened to be in charge of Niu Jianrong, and hurriedly shouted: "Director, Teacher Niu is going to kill me, help!" ”

"Maverick, what are you doing?" The dean of education looked displeased and shouted.

"It's this little guy who asked the little girl to stand at the door and drink the northwest wind, if the parents come to see it if they catch a cold, isn't it our school's responsibility?" Niu Jianrong panted and pointed at me and said, "I won't beat him up today to make him have a long memory!" ”

"I'm just playing with Xiaohua, besides, there's no wind at all at this time, why do you catch a cold!" I hurriedly retorted.

"What if it's windy?" Niu Jianrong didn't let him go at all, and shouted.

"It's fucking class in a while, who still lets her stand at the door and drink the northwest wind!" I'm also angry, this is obviously revenge!

"You little bunny dare to tell me what the fuck?" Niu Jianrong stared at me with wide eyes, and the teaching director on the side waved his hand, I thought that this matter would be over, but I didn't expect the teaching director to speak: "Children have to be taught if they don't understand, and if they don't remember, they have to beat!" ”

Niu Jianrong sneered twice and stretched out his hand on my ass is two slaps, these two slaps made the strength of breastfeeding, and the buttocks hurt hotly, and after the beating, the other party glared at me and left!