Chapter 11: Fooling Fools and Waiting for Revenge!
Xiaohua's crying pear blossom brought rain, ran over and sobbed and asked, "Does your butt hurt?" I'll rub it for you! ”
Can it not hurt, the thin skin and tender flesh were unconscious by his two slaps, Mr. Zhao dragged down my pants when he came to class, I turned around and saw a red mark on my buttocks, so angry that Mr. Zhao went to Niu Jianrong on the spot to theorize, but the other party said that I teach bad children, and after arguing for a long time, I just didn't give in, and the teaching director was still on Niu Jianrong's side!
Teacher Zhao was angry, but there was no way, so I had to buy some medicine for me to apply on my buttocks, and when Xiaohua stared at me with an apologetic face during class, I patted Xiaohua's head and said it's okay!
After class, I sat on the stool and thought about how to fix Niu Jianrong, but I didn't come up with a good way for a long time, he was an adult, and I was just a child, Xiaohua pulled me out to play, and when I arrived at the playground, I suddenly saw Brother Dog hanging his head and dangling at the school gate.
"Xiaohua, you can play by yourself! I'll play with you in the next class! As he spoke, he ran to the school gate.
Brother Dog's big two-eight bicycle is gone, the whole person is gray, and I vaguely see bruises on my face!
Got beaten?
"Brother dog! Brother dog, look here, I'm here! "I yelled at the dog, but the other party didn't seem to hear me, so I had to pick up a small rock from the ground and throw it at the other party!
"Damn, who dares to beat Lao Tzu? Don't go out and inquire about my dog's name!! "Brother Dog looked around for his target, but he still didn't notice me!
The long hair on the side had already seen me, and said to the dog brother: "It was that little guy who hit you!" ”
Brother Dog walked towards the gate of the kindergarten angrily, and before he could speak, I said directly: "You tell me, do you want to make a fortune?" ”
Brother Dog was stunned, nodded, and I continued to rush in front of him and asked, "Do you want to hug left and right, whoever sees you has to call Brother Dog!" ”
The long hair on the side was about to pee excitedly, and nodded desperately at me, the dog brother on the side was not stupid, and asked: "What nonsense are you talking about with white teeth, who doesn't want to say this!" ”
"If you want to, I can help you make it happen!" I swear.
Brother Dog stared at me for a long time, then turned his head and said angrily: "Boring, if you can make me rich, why don't you get rich yourself!" ”
I saw that although Brother Dog said that he didn't believe it, he didn't leave, obviously there was still a glimmer of hope in the other party's heart, I smiled and asked, "I haven't received protection money during this time, right?" Who hit the wound on the face? ”
"My dog brother can't collect protection fees in this place, and others don't want to collect them, Lao Tzu is squatting here to see who dares to collect protection fees!" Brother Dog said that he was squatting at the door of the kindergarten with an unhappy face, and he didn't say a word as to who beat him.
Intermittently learned from the mouth of Long Hair that yesterday Brother Dog met a girl with a boyfriend in the women's toilet to collect protection money, and finally couldn't beat someone's boyfriend and was beaten, and Long Hair told me that there are fewer and fewer people who can collect protection money, men can't accept it, women can't accept it if they have boyfriends, children have no money, and old ladies don't dare to collect it.
You can do this with a protection fee, a shame on the underworld!
"Do you know why I sell popcorn for more than others, but more than others?" I said to the dog.
"Isn't it just dividing the big portions into small portions?" Brother Dog said disdainfully: "Now it's all over the street, if you can still sell it, I'll serve you!" ”
I'm happy, it seems that this kid is not stupid, but I need someone like Brother Dog, who is honest, but not the kind of stupid person who doesn't chirp, as for where the honesty comes from, it is not easy to receive this kind of conscience by collecting protection money!
"What if I sell?" I shouted, deliberately provoking him with words.
Brother Dog suddenly became anxious, stood up and said, "If you can still sell popcorn like before, I will do whatever you ask me to do!" ”
I laughed, this is the result I wanted, but I still have to give him a reassuring pill and say, "Do you count?" ”
Brother Dog hesitated, muttered for a long time before saying: "You can't let me do illegal things, and if you really sell popcorn, don't say that you are my boss in public, let others know that my boss is a kindergarten, and you will be laughed at!" ”
He still thinks I'm embarrassed to him, it's enough that I don't dislike him for being stupid, the long hair on the side stared at it for a long time, and asked quietly: "Can you really make us rich?" ”
At this time, the momentum must not be weak, I must make the other party trust me 100%, patted my chest and said: "Don't worry, as long as you listen to me, if you don't make money, I will go down in the future!" ”
"You'd better figure out how to sell popcorn!" Brother Dog said on the side.
Kindergarten boarding is three days to go home, and this holiday happens to be Sunday, there is enough time, and the dog brother agreed that I will sell popcorn a day to earn 20 yuan, and he will obey me.
After returning to the classroom, Xiaohua and a little girl rolled on the ground, and after a long time, the two of them played at home, and everyone wanted Xiao Yong to be their son, but the two little guys fought because of Xiao Yong, I pulled it away and glanced at Xiao Yong, when the son can be this extent, it is also amazing!
"Does your ass still hurt?" Xiaohua asked me.
It still hurts a little, I can't see it myself, so I asked Xiaohua to open my pants to help me see, Xiaohua tore open my pants and poked my head to see, Xiaoyong also came over, and after a while, the whole class of children pulled my pants, all of them had to look at it, things seemed to have developed to the point where they couldn't be cleaned up, a large group of people pulled my pants, and took off my pants!
"What are you doing?" Teacher Li came in and shouted and hurriedly stepped forward, and when he saw me, he asked nakedly, "Li Qian, where are your clothes?" ”
"Teacher Li, they picked my clothes!" I watched a large group of children tearing and was speechless for a while.
In the end, the cotton pants were saved, but the pants outside were torn open, and Mr. Zhao sewed them, Xiaohua said in class that she didn't see it clearly for a long time and wanted to see it, and I didn't let her see it!
Xiaohua wanted to pick up my pants during a class, didn't Xiaohua say to let me change the position, how did I transfer it back, I just adjusted it for a day, and I didn't care about Xiaohua thinking about conquering Brother Dog!
In fact, the retail model appeared in the late nineties, when the hottest sale was fool seeds, small package sales, the era entered two thousand years after the retail model began to weaken, but in 2006 a new retail model was in full swing again, this retail model is called the gift retail model!
Put some surprise giveaways in the food to increase customer appeal, and all I have to do is put some giveaways in the popcorn, stickers obviously can't attract elementary school students, it looks like I'm going to have to make a batch of cards, preferably in sets!
I remember when I was in junior high school, I went crazy selling instant noodles in order to get a whole set of cards, which was all the rage, but it was still a bit of a hassle to sell popcorn for 20 yuan in a day!!!
Standing in the dormitory, I said to this group of little guys: "Don't make trouble, all of them are obedient, don't let Teacher Zhao worry too much about knowing?" ”
"Why do you care about us?" Sun Hao, who was lying on the bed, yelled at me.
"I'm the squad leader, why can't I control you?" I shouted to everyone, "Be honest with me, don't make a fuss!" ”
Teacher Zhao looked at me from the side and laughed, and said loudly: "Everyone listens to Li Qian's words, obediently!" ”
After settling down this group of little children and walking back, when I got to Niu Jianrong to sign, Mr. Zhao didn't give him a good face, and left directly, and after returning to the dormitory, I hurriedly said: "Mr. Zhao, the night is long, let's go to bed early!" ”
Teacher Zhao's face turned red, poked me with his finger, and said shyly: "You little ghost, you don't want to be good all day long, I don't know what you think!" ”
"I just want to go to bed early, Mr. Zhao, where do you want to go, I'm just a child, how can I think of anything else?" I looked at Teacher Zhao with a cute look and asked, "Teacher, what do you want?" Why are you so red? ”
Teacher Zhao may have been thought of by me, and he was immediately annoyed and angry, and pointed at me and said, "Today, you go to sleep first, and the teacher won't sleep!" ”
How could she not sleep, I stripped naked and got into the quilt to think about how to fix Niu Jianrong, Teacher Zhao suddenly asked, "Does your butt hurt?" Teacher take a look! ”
I lifted the quilt, and Mr. Zhao shouted: "Just show your buttocks, don't show your guy, lie on your stomach!" ”
I had to turn over and lie on the bed, Mr. Zhao touched her buttocks a few times, so that I thought she wanted to play hooligan, I lay there after applying the medicine and asked, "Mr. Zhao, do you have a boyfriend?" ”
"Boyfriend?" Teacher Zhao thought for a while and said, "My family is helping me find it, I'm twenty-two years old, and if I don't get married, it's over!" ”
"You're only twenty-two and you're in a hurry to get married?" I was a little surprised.
"Yes, a lot of the girls I played with until they were two or three years old!"
I got the age wrong, if I was twenty-two years old in twenty-five years, I am afraid that I would not understand anything, and in this era, twenty-two years old is indeed an older leftover girl, many girls get married at eighteen or nineteen, but Mr. Zhao should not be difficult to find so beautiful!
I asked for a long time and Mr. Zhao muttered, "I'm not very interested in men!" ”
I was taken aback by this, Mr. Zhao is a 'Lala'?
Teacher Zhao may have sensed that I was crooked, and frowned and shouted, "What are you thinking?" I just don't look down on those men, you little kid doesn't know what to think all day long, hurry up and go to bed! ”