【297】 I want to eat you

What? What did you say? Who is affected? You're the beast called the Great Bear!

Xiong Yaoyue wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes.

"I mean, although I knew you were gay, I thought you were so strong that you should be on the side responsible for the 'attack', but I didn't expect you to be 'receiving'! The one who can pretend to be a woman in front of her lover! You're wearing these panties! I understand, I understand! ”

You understand what a fart! Suddenly so affectionate and hooked up with me, aren't you ready to treat me as the opposite sex! If you say I'm gay, I'll prove to you that I'm not!

Xiong Yaoyue looked at my face informally, as if she was guessing how I could put on makeup to be more like a woman.

"Don't be shy! Don't be shy! Gay is a cool thing to do, and I'm not going to laugh at you! We're still good buddies, no, we're good sisters! ”

Who is a good sister with you! You're a man, a woman, and a man! If any of us are gay, it must be you!

Xiong Yaoyue looked at me worriedly, "Why don't you admit it!" I'm not hostile to you! Could it be that these panties are not for yourself? ”

"Of course not!" I hurriedly said, "This is another man......"

Xiong Yaoyue's eyes narrowed.

"Did another man give it to you, or did you plan to give it to him?"

Your sister! Don't let people finish the talk!

However, if you think about it carefully, this underwear was worn by Shu Zhe for three days, and I want to take it home and sell it online for a high price, so I can't say anything about it, right?

Seeing that my defense was choked in her throat, Xiong Yaoyue thought she had guessed correctly, and she patted me on the back of the shoulder very hard.

"I used to hear PHS talk about the aiqing story of two men, but I didn't expect it to be in the real shijie! Who is the other party? Is it from our school? Can you tell me? ”

Don't listen to PHS's rotten girl preaching and teaching! You're not smart in the first place, but after listening to her gossip, you've become even more stupid!

"Hey...... I don't want to say that I'm not reluctant, after all, it's personal privacy! But ......"

She shifted her ass and sat closer to me, covering her mouth, but the crescent-like shape of her eyes betrayed her, and I knew she was smirking.

"Brother Ye Lin, since you even use sex panties, you must have experience, right? Hey, what's it like to do it with a man? Doesn't it feel heavy down there? Is it comfortable? Does it hurt the first time? Don't be stingy, tell Sister Yueyue what you know~~~~"

Nima, what's going on! Do you treat me as a best friend! This is asking me about the experience of the forerunners, curious to know what it actually feels like to have boudoir fun?

You are not allowed to insult me, Spartan! If you want to know what it's like to do it with a man, I'll do it with you! When the time comes, you still say that I am gay!

When I returned to school from Henderson Commercial Building, Xiong Yaoyue and I started a running race again, although it didn't do any good to win the first place.

For the sake of manly dignity, this time I threw myself into it, and after a sweat, I finally won two positions ahead.

"You're not bad!" Xiong Yaoyue slapped my buttocks, "There aren't many boys in the twenty-eighth who can beat me!" Why don't you join the track and field team? ”

No, if I practice on the track and field every day, everyone will notice my short legs, and compared to other track and field team members, my short legs will definitely be more obvious......

Also, don't just slap a guy's ass! I know girls often have this kind of fun, but don't pull me into your circle! I'm neither gay nor your best friend, I'm a staunch heterosexual, a 100% man!

No matter how she explained to Xiong Yaoyue, she didn't listen, but always advised me to "don't be shy", "Sister Yueyue will keep it secret for you", "Gender is not a problem, true love is invincible!" ”。

Who are you? Only the class leader in our class is older than me, right? Don't look at me with a considerate eye!

When parting from me, Xiong Yaoyue put her hand on my shoulder and said:

"Pay attention to remind the other party to wear a condom, otherwise it is not fun to get sick......"

Do you think I'm suffering? I really want to smash Shu Zhe's underwear on her face!

Lao Tzu is attacking! If I wanted to, even you would be crushed by me and couldn't get up! Although you have about 5 palaces of Liliang (the palace of color here is a unique liliang unit of the second (3) class of junior high school), but my liliang is 9 palaces of color! It's still more than enough for you to subdue! When the buds on your chest and delicate buttocks are at my disposal, I want to see who is the one who will take it!

In the afternoon, there are all kinds of boredom and all kinds of heat.

While sitting in his seat and drinking the sour plum juice he bought from the commissary, Xiaoqin at the next table suddenly stopped drawing and asked me with a frown:

"Classmate Ye Lin, what does the meat 'toilet' mean?"

Your sister! The sour plum juice sprayed on the backs of the students in the front row! He didn't say anything because he was always afraid of me, but I was very upset that I wouldn't go!

Celery was bored playing with the pencil in her hand.

"That's right...... In order to learn comics, I added a few comic QQ groups, everyone is very active, and often posts some body pictures for novices to observe, but unfortunately there are too many women, and there are no male ......"

That's not a picture of a human body! Yes, right? Which group has so many ** brothers!

"Well, the things we discussed yesterday were even stranger, they were all abbreviations that I couldn't understand, such as RL, KJ, YS, NS, QJ...... Finally, there is a Chinese word, which is the 'meat' toilet 'that I can't figure out'. ”

Xiao Qin blinked in confusion and cast a plea look at me.

"Ye Lin is well-informed, he should know the meaning of this word, right? Is it a plate for meat? ”

It's not a plate! The word 'meat' toilet is a very insulting word invented by the Japanese, which is roughly equivalent to "human meat toilet", which means that people can vent their animal desires at will!

However, listening to my father, China's very yellow and violent ancestors have already set a precedent in this regard. Take Yan Shifan, the son of the traitorous minister Yan Song of the Ming Dynasty, for example, as soon as he coughs every morning, dozens of beautiful women come naked, raise their pink necks, and open their cherry mouths to pick up his phlegm. He also nicknamed the maid who was responsible for receiving phlegm, "meat spit pot".

Japan is a friendly neighbor with us! Perverted things learn so fast, so fast! And the blue out of the blue, intensified, so that our big country feels so stressed!

I thought about how to explain it to Qin without leading the conversation in a strange direction.

"Uh-huh, this is Japanese, the meaning of meat' toilet, is to disrespect women, take women as objects, and vent to women at will, probably like this...... It's not a good word, don't say it later. ”

Xiaoqin didn't look satisfied, "Venting to women? What to vent about? ”

Do you have to break the casserole and ask the end? It's hard that you haven't sexually harassed me lately, and I don't want to harass you in turn!

"That, you should be angry and complaining......"

Xiao Qin's eyebrows erected.

"This ...... Isn't that what I'm talking about!? ”

Eh???

"When I first transferred to another school, didn't Ye Lin completely use me as a punching bag, angry and complaining about me? The damage to my soul has not healed yet! ”

"It turns out that there is a special name for an unfortunate woman like me! Japanese culture is so broad and profound, I used to think that they only had shoujo manga, which really underestimated them! ”

"Although Ye Lin has been a little gentle with me recently, I am super unwilling to think about it, and I actually made a meat 'toilet' for Ye Lin for so long!!"

Nima don't say it! The bottle of sour plum juice is about to be pinched and exploded by me! The students in the front row have to go home and change their clothes!

"Weishenme I can't say! I'll just say! I've had enough of the meat for Ye Lin's toilet! I don't want to be a meat 'toilet' in the future! ”

Seeing that my eyes were gloomy and the corners of my mouth twitched, Xiaoqin's attitude softened again.

"That...... Is Ye Lin angry? I'm sorry I'm a little out of control...... If Ye Lin still needs a meat toilet in the future, I'm still happy to act as such, as long as I am gentle occasionally......"

"As long as Ye Lin is happy, I will smile and make you an exclusive meat 'toilet'......"

Even if he heard Xiaoqin's countless thunderous words on the right, Niu Shili, who was basically no stranger, frowned extremely unnaturally at this time, and used the action of pushing his glasses to hide his embarrassment.

I operated my phone, found the correct explanation of "meat 'urine" on a forum, and then handed the phone to Xiaoqin.

Xiaoqin's face turned red, and she covered her mouth with regret because she had just said that kind of thing out loud.

But after a while, she giggled again, her eyes hidden under her long bangs, making it impossible to guess what she was really thinking.

"It's not too far off, isn't it...... What I am willing to do for Ye Lin......"

"As long as Ye Lin only likes me, even if you want to eat me, I won't resist......"

"However, I hope that there will be no Lang fee, and the uneaten part will be put in the refrigerator first......"

Nima Aiqing movie is about to become a horror movie! Why do I think that eating your sweetheart can only be done by people with deviant thinking like you!

Could it be that the subtext of your above words is: If I don't like only you, but step on N boats, you're going to kill me and eat me piece by piece!

Will you be with me forever with this method? Stop dreaming! The only result of this is that I will become poop!

I didn't become a meat poop, I became a meat poop!

While carefully analyzing how likely it is that Xiaoqin is blackened, I ushered in my favorite physical education class.

In this class, both boys and girls were arranged to practice hurdles, and my short leg reached the finish line safely without pressure, and the squad leader had two long legs, but he fell when he stepped over the third hurdle.

It shouldn't be! I remember that the class leader used to be very good at this project! I also participated in the competition at the sports meeting in the first year of junior high school, and won the runner-up when I was unwell, right?

Is it because of me? Isn't the swollen ass that I spanked still healed!?