When are women smartest?

I think it's time to catch the adulterer.

I once saw a discussion on a women's APP about how to find out that the other party was cheating. (Well, don't ask me why I've seen the women's app).

Let me give you a few examples.

When she came home, she knew when she saw a piece of clothing, because she didn't fold it, and her boyfriend would never pack it, let alone fold it.

When making a phone call, the other party speaks in a language that is not his usual habitual language.

took a photo with a girl, judging by behavioral psychology, the action of the two people taking a group photo was bed.

I'm Nima!

And behavioral psychology!

A woman's IQ is simply exploding when she catches rape!

At this time, Diane just smelled the smell on my body, and she was already questioning me with great certainty.

"How can you smell like a woman?"

Her face was gloomy, and her tone did not allow me to refute at all.

A woman's taste?

I once said that every woman has her own unique smell, such as the girlish fragrance on Diannie, the faint floral fragrance on Xia Xinyu, and Yu Xiaowan, as a professional woman, works as a teacher, and she doesn't use too strong perfumes, I only remember that her perfume smells very light, so light that she can't smell the fragrance.

But how did Diane smell it, and was it sure it was a woman's smell?

"Really? The people who work together in the store are all girls, maybe it's the smell of perfume on their bodies, senior sister, you haven't eaten, I'll make you egg fried rice. ”

I wanted to flee the scene, and I didn't even know why.

"Lin Xiaonuan! You don't lie to me! You go to work every day, how come I never smell this perfume on you, it's not in your store at all! ”

Her voice widened in vain, and she reached out to block my path, and my face flushed with murder, and I was so frightened that I took a step back.

"You didn't even say good night to me last night, so you hung up the phone in a hurry, the woman's voice on the phone was not on TV at all, it was a woman next to you!"

She stretched out her white finger and pointed at me, and the more she spoke, the more angry she became, and the two fullness on her chest fell together.

"You didn't have a woman in the house, you weren't home at all last night. Say! Where the hell did you go last night! ”

Dianne roared loudly, her eyes widening and her eyes stabbing me like a knife, analyzing sentence by sentence, as if she were listing the evidence of my crime.

it!

The perfume smells wrong?

Didn't say goodnight at night?

No woman in the house?

Senpai, your IQ has exploded!

Is this still the arrogant and stupid senior sister!

Damn, I instantly felt that my IQ was not enough, how should I explain it to her?

Took care of her sick ex-girlfriend last night and came back without anything happening, can she believe it? I'm a little worried.

"Learn... Senior sister, you listen to my explanation... ”

I swallowed my saliva unconsciously, and I couldn't speak for a long time.

"You're here to explain!"

She grabbed me by the collar, the anger on her face had reached a critical point, and I felt that if I said the wrong thing in the next second, she would be beaten to death.

I took a deep breath, stabilized my mind, told her all the things that happened last night, and briefly introduced my past with Yu Xiaowan, emphasizing that the Yu family is kind to me, and Yu Xiaopang is her cousin.

Diane had already told me about her emotional history, a brief and helpless first love, and I felt compelled to let her know some of my past.

At least she had to know that I wasn't a virgin.

Everyone is an adult, who doesn't have a bit of history, although I can be regarded as a historical problem, but I deal with it very carefully.

As for whether she will believe it, leave it to fate, nothing happened to me and Yu Xiaowan last night, it is a fact, and it can withstand the test.

After listening to my explanation, the anger on Diane's face gradually disappeared, because she knew that I could say such a sensitive ex-girlfriend topic, which showed that I was not lying, and I also took out the necklace I retrieved from Yu Xiaowan and explained why the necklace was placed with her.

"Nothing really happened? Then why didn't you just tell me last night. ”

She questioned me incredulously.

"Senior sister, if I told you directly last night that I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, do you think you can still sleep in peace?"

Hehe, not only can't she sleep, I guess Diannie can kill me directly, and the doorman can't stop her.

The affection between me and Diane is holding each other back, Diane has a hot temper and almost zero emotional experience, if I tell her directly last night, it will be tantamount to igniting a dynamite barrel, blowing up both sides, choosing a tactful way, for me and her is a little more suitable.

What kind of existence does an ex-girlfriend have in a relationship between men and women?

I never got it.

Most women will directly classify her as a danger level for a third person, and every time an ex-girlfriend appears, a war will be detonated.

All I can say is that history cannot be changed, so why not let it be history.

"Who knows if what you said as a scoundrel is true, and if you say it didn't happen, it didn't happen?"

Dianne blamed me for not relenting, and most of her anger had disappeared.

I took her little hand and sat down on the couch, and she withdrew her little hand and glanced her head to the side to avoid looking at me.

"Senior sister, come to me early in the morning, you must be hungry, I'll make you egg fried rice." Don't worry, although I am a hooligan, I also have professional principles. ”

As a role model in the industry, I have always adhered to my principles.

"What other principles do you have for a rascal?"

She turned her head and glared at me.

"Good horses don't eat back grass, and hooligans don't turn back."

It's shameless to say, but I'm straight on the face.

"Oops, what nonsense are you talking about, nasty! Go cook for me! ”

Dianne blushed at what I said, and she pushed me into the kitchen, and turned on the TV herself as if she were home.

"Senior sister, don't be greasy in the morning, don't eat too much."

I put the egg fried rice in front of her.

"Rogue, don't worry about it."

A rascal, already means that the goddess is not angry.

What should I say, is there any danger?

No, it should be called a heart and a soul.

I chose honesty and she chose trust.

No matter what attitude or state Diane asks me, I will choose to answer truthfully. Just a moment of weakness and panic, I realized that the tie made me care about her in my heart, afraid that she wouldn't believe it and didn't dare to say it, but I forgot, the tie also made her care about me in her heart, afraid that I wouldn't answer her truthfully.

When she and I made the right choice, it was solved.

"Senior sister, didn't you say that you would come to my house again and bring a set of pajamas?"

My teasing of Diane never stopped.

"Next time, I'm very busy with sponsorship these days, and I have to go to the city in the afternoon."

The foodie attribute was exposed, she ate attentively, and blurted out "next time", which made my little warm tremble with excitement.

The pajamas are in place, and the day when the goddess moves is just around the corner!

"Is it troublesome about sponsorship, your Beihai University is so famous, companies must not rush to sponsor it."

Sponsorship should be a win-win situation, many TV programs will be directly named by merchants, and the advertising effect is very good.

"What's the matter, the art show is only one night, the sponsors feel that the advertising effect is not obvious, and they are not willing to sponsor too much, and the scale of this show is large, and the funds are more than before."

She frowned and said upset.

The goddess is in difficulty, but I have a weak heart, I am not very good at lobbying others to pay money, Diane is a member of the student union, she should have pulled sponsorship before, she has more experience than me, she finds it difficult, so I don't want to make trouble.

A coffee shop is a food and beverage shop, how much can it sponsor? The financial power of the store is managed by the store manager Xuanxuan, and I can only ask Xuanxuan tentatively.

"Senior sister, don't work too hard, I'm going to invite my store manager and her boyfriend to dinner on the weekend, do you have time to be together?"

Let Diane and Xuanxuan say that it is more appropriate, the boss still knows Diannie.

"I don't necessarily have time, so I'll call you then."

After eating, I rode my bicycle to send Diane back to school, she put her arms around my waist and sat in the back of the car, there were a lot of people in the school in the morning, and the surprised eyes of passers-by made me feel like I was pretending to be forced again.

Because many people recognized that behind me was the school girl of their school.