[391] The benefits of being a squad leader
I heard that the main purpose of the rose group is to occupy all the handsome guys in the Shili range, and I was speechless for a while, and I didn't know how to evaluate it.
Xing Xing looked very anxious and asked:
"Brother Ye, you said, in case Xicheng District also becomes their shili range, if they fall in love with me and force me to be their boyfriend, what can I do!"
Rest assured! It's not your turn! The pockmarks on your face can be connected to the Northern Hemisphere Star Chart! It's the green school grass in our twenty-eighth middle school, and Shen Shaoyi is in danger!
Although Shen Shaoyi misunderstood me because of Xiong Yaoyue's matter, and said angrily that he would not be a brother with me in the future, I couldn't stand by and watch him fall into the hands of those and violent women in the rose group!
So I comforted Xingxing and said: Just by your looks, the Rose Group will not take a fancy to you, but since their mask-wearing boss said that he hates the surname Ye the most, it is better to pay more attention to their movements, and it is best to find out what feud they have with our Ye family.
In addition, if they have any signs of developing shili in Twenty-Eight, they must inform me as soon as possible.
Xing Xing muttered, "Actually, I was quite good-looking when I was a child......"
You go and fool the ghosts! What's the use of being as good-looking as I was when you were a child, and you're not disabled? A true warrior must dare to face the bloody reality!
During the break in the afternoon, the class leader suddenly came to me and asked me to accompany her to the clothing processing factory that rented the school house and tried on the samples of the class uniforms that had been made.
Flattered, I asked a little curiously, "Weishenme chose me to go?" ”
"I originally wanted to go with Xiao Xiong," the squad leader said regretfully, "but she suddenly came to her period, which was not very convenient." ”
The class leader is used to becoming natural, and for a while he still calls Xiong Yaoyue "Little Bear", instead of being like other classmates, he has successively changed his name to Xiong Yaoyue "Pooh".
In fact, Pooh didn't come to have a period, but something even more shameful! I'm partly responsible for this! If the squad leader knew the truth, maybe he would sacrifice the artifact double-barreled shotgun and send me directly to Huangquan!
There are currently only two samples of class uniforms, which are the largest for boys and girls, the main purpose is to let us experience the texture of the clothing, and to check whether the personalized printing pattern is missing or wrong.
In terms of height, the squad leader is the NO.1 among the girls, and I am on a par with Niu Shili (if Niu Shili is not a little hunchbacked, he is actually half a centimeter taller than me), at first glance, the squad leader asked me to come over to try on clothes, which is also a reasonable choice.
But when you look into it, there is a problem, since both boys and girls have to try on their clothes, you shouldn't have arranged for Pooh to accompany you in the first place! Did you plan to let Pooh and Niu Shili come in the first place? Pooh wasn't in good health, so you replaced both of them?
The more I thought about it, the more I felt good in my heart.
Entering the garment processing factory with the roar of the machine, a thin man wearing blue overalls, a blue overalls and white gloves was explaining the benefits of customizing class uniforms from his own place to the students who came to consult.
He looks like an ordinary worker, but in fact he is the deputy director of 7 men and 8 women, a total of 15 workers, and he is also the husband of the factory director. There is a strange phenomenon in their garment factory, the male workers are all good-looking, and the female workers are generally miserable.
In the summer, the garment processing factory was extremely hot, and the big ceiling fan above the head did not play a role.
"Classmates, listen to me, our screen printing is not a traditional heat transfer printing, the old method pattern is easy to crack, it feels like rubber, and it is very sticky! We don't have any weird feel at all! Not only is the pattern clear, but also soft and breathable! ”
"Cheaper of it." It seems to be the boy's class president of a class in the third grade, although his face is very white, and at first glance he looks like a gentleman, but his eyebrows reveal a sense of merit, and a black mole on his forehead is even more unpleasant.
"Classmates really can't be cheap," the deputy factory director said embarrassedly, "35 yuan a piece is already super low!" If I dare to charge a dollar less, my wife won't spare me! And we get what we pay for......"
The black mole man interrupted the deputy factory director, "In this case, you sell me 40 yuan a piece." ”
"Huh?" The deputy director thought he had misheard.
The man with the mole lowered his voice, thinking that in the roar of the machine, he would not be heard by a third party.
"You write 40 yuan on the price list, and you still charge 35 yuan when the time comes, and I get a rebate of 5 yuan for each piece of clothing, you understand?"
There's really no discipline! As the head of a class, he actually betrayed the trust of his classmates and did such a thing! Even if there are 50 people in your class, it is only 5×50=250 yuan, and even 250 yuan will be corrupted.
If you want to ask me and the squad leader weishenme can hear him whispering, it's because I have been training more than ordinary people since I was a child in order to avoid the pursuit of the little overlord, and the squad leader is above me in both shili and hearing - the genes of the hunter family are super powerful!
Although it sounds very infuriating, after all, this is a matter of the out-of-class class, and it is not the third (2) class of junior high school of Brother Tao, whom I am familiar with, so I am a little too lazy to take care of this idle business.
But Shu Sha, who was also the squad leader, found that someone was so shameless, and he was furious, and without half a minute of hesitation, he walked straight to the black mole man, glared at each other with a frosty and lightning gaze, and asked loudly:
"Is a person like you worthy of being a squad leader!"
The black mole man turned around and saw a beautiful girl with black hair and waist, tall and angry, and at the same time full of anger standing in front of him, and forgot how to answer for a while.
The deputy factory director, who was afraid of things, hurriedly played a round: "Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding! Don't quarrel, classmates! Harmony makes money! ”
"We can hear clearly, there is some misunderstanding!" The squad leader turned to glare at the deputy factory director, "Have you ever done anything about giving kickbacks to individual classmates before?" ”
Not only is he afraid of things, but he is also very afraid of his wife's deputy factory director, in front of Shu Sha, who has a powerful aura, he suddenly seems to be half shorter, and he trembles and says:
"Mu has Mu You, we have given kickbacks to others! This student was the first to make such a request! ”
He happily sold the black mole man.
The black mole man was annoyed and angry, pointed at Shu Sha and asked, "Which class are you from?" It's not in the third grade, is it? You dare to take care of the seniors!? ”
For the bluffing black mole man, the squad leader adopted an attitude of extreme contempt, because the other party was not as tall as himself, and the squad leader deliberately raised his head and looked at him with the peripheral vision under his eyes, like looking at a pile of garbage that needed to be cleaned up.
"I'm Shu Sha, the squad leader of the second (3rd) class of junior high school, a scum like you is not qualified to listen to my self-introduction, so even if I introduce myself to the deputy factory director, if you eavesdrop on it, I can't help it."
The deputy director rubbed his hands very inappropriately, showing an expression of wanting to serve, "Fortunately, I will be happy." ”
I'm glad to meet your sister! It's not the first time you've met the squad leader! It's just that the last time the squad leader came to order clothes from you, he was reasonable and didn't release the aura of a mighty and domineering righteous demon, but if a woman is fierce in front of you, you won't be able to speak, right?
"It's you!" The black mole man gritted his teeth and said, "I heard that there was a nosy female class leader in the second grade, but I didn't expect to meet me!" What good will it do you to meddle in the affairs of our class? ”
"Do you want to do everything for good?" Shusha asked rhetorically.
"Nonsense!" The man with the black mole replied, "In this society now, who wants to do day work if there is no benefit?" Don't think that just because you have a clean sleeve, you can blame others! You also have your own little abacus as a squad leader! ”
"Huh? Then this is the first time I've heard of it," Shusha sneered, "and then I'll bother you and tell me the deeper reasons that even I don't realize about." ”
"You...... You're just trying to be popular with boys! ”
"Huh?"
"Isn't that obvious? Your appearance and school flower are at the same level, not to mention all kinds of homework and sports, but also selfless, impartial, how can there be such a perfect person on Shijie? It's all in disguise! ”
Although the squad leader dotes on his younger brother and has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and the hunter's aura is even more disgusting and fearful, the black mole man is partly right, the squad leader is indeed close to perfection among the girls in the twenty-eighth middle school.
"There are so many women like you in history! The pretending is incomparably pure and different, I hope that men will treat you as the lover of their dreams and enjoy the feeling of the stars holding the moon! ”
Shu Sha sighed with a sarcastic smile, "I've seen too many dirty people, and they can't be pure anymore, but Gong Caicai in our class is really pure...... But no matter what, listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years! ”
The man with the black mole found that his attack was not effective, and refused to give up and said:
"You play this beloved squad leader, just to attract the attention of others, so that you can catch a golden beetle son-in-law in the future!"
Shu Sha laughed out loud with a "poof", "Golden beetle son-in-law? I've seen a lot of turtles! The twenty-eight middle school has the most haode, probably Gong Caicai, right? Am I going to marry some of her cousins? ”
"Anyway, you must be inconsistent!" The black mole man argued, "That's right! When you were a freshman in junior high school, you used to abuse cats in the 'Cat Club'! This proves that you are psychologically dark! Those videos on the Internet of trampling kittens to death with high heels may be your share! ”
"You...... You are talking nonsense! This accusation made the squad leader lose his cool, "I didn't abuse the cat!" Never killed a cat! ”
"Then you should tell me about it, you were expelled by the seniors of the Cat Society?" The man with the black mole triumphant.
"I know this," the deputy director suddenly interjected, "When the Cat Club was not disbanded by the teaching director, the activity room was in the corner of my factory. ”
"At that time, this girl just walked in, and she didn't do anything, and the cats didn't know the weishenme, so they ran around desperately, and the screams were miserable like ghost movies......"
So you met the squad leader last year! In this case, the phrase "fortunate meeting" you just now seems redundant!
"That's right!" The black mole man grabbed the evidence and didn't let go, "It must be that your hands are covered with kitten's blood, that's why they scattered and fled!" ”
"That's not why they ran away!"
"Is that because of weishenme?"
"It's because ......" The squad leader seemed embarrassed to mention that he had the aura of a hunter who dispels cats and dogs indiscriminately.
"Nothing to say, right? You cat woman! The black mole man immediately regained his sense of superiority, "I'm just greedy for a little money, people like you, with evil intentions, after marrying into a wealthy family by pretending to be pure, maybe in order to make a family property, learn from Wu Zetian, and strangle their own children to death!" ”
The squad leader bit his lip and thought for a moment, and was about to open his mouth to fight back, when I stepped out of the shadow of the large liner machine. The iron-blooded lone wolf has always liked to stay in the shadows.
As soon as the black mole man saw my cruel gaze of drinking blood, his feet softened, he took two steps backwards, and bumped into the body of the deputy factory director.
"Please be careful," said the deputy factory director, "there is a cloth breaker here......
The man with the black mole trembled, as if some part of his body had been "broken", and he rushed forward again, and was running in the middle of the double encirclement between me and the squad leader.
"You...... Aren't you Ye Lin? The black mole man asked embarrassedly, "What are you doing with the class leader of the second (3rd) class of junior high school?" ”
"Senior, why did you forget, I'm also in the second (3rd) class of junior high school? Recently, I have been mixed with the sports committee! ”
I pretended to smile at him kindly, but because of my respectful face, the smile was even more intimidating, and the black mole man bumped into the deputy director in the process of retreating.
"Damn it!" The black mole man said to himself, "You always hang out with Guo Songtao, I almost forgot that you are not in the third grade!" ”
"It doesn't matter if you forget," I said cordially while crunching my finger bones, "Senior, our squad leader is young and ignorant, if she offends you in anything, don't be angry, I beat you up as an apology, okay?" ”
The black mole man's face turned pale, he suddenly moved his feet, and wanted to run away, I could easily catch him and press him on the cloth breaker and beat him like a dog, but the deputy factory director rushed to the middle of us, waved his arms to stop him: "Don't fight!" Don't fight! ”
The squad leader also stretched out an arm to stop me, "I let you be a sports committee, not a thug." ”
As a result, the black mole man ran away with oil on the soles of his feet, and before running out of the factory gate, he turned around and said viciously:
"Don't look down on the third graders! There are already people in the student union who don't like you, and sooner or later they will let you know that you are amazing! ”
"Senior, what are you running?" I mocked behind him, "If you're a man, you'll be at the back door of the school at 6 o'clock today, and you'll be gone!" ”
"I don't know as much as you madman!" His voice faded away along with his figure.
At this time, Shu Sha walked up to the deputy director and asked the deputy director if he knew the contact information of the black mole man, and the deputy director just remembered a mobile phone number and told Shu Sha.
Shusha immediately dialed the black mole man's mobile phone.
"Hello? Who is it? "The tone of the black mole man is very unfriendly.
"I'm Shusha who just quarreled with you." Shusha's tone was calm.
"You...... How dare you call!? ”
"I'm trying to advise you not to do anything about the kickbacks you plan to take from your classmates."
"I can do it if I want to! This processing plant doesn't cooperate, I can go to someone else! ”
"Actually, my mobile phone has a one-click recording function, and when you quarreled with me just now, as well as the current conversation, I recorded it."
"What!?"
"Which class are you in the third grade, it's easy to find out, and when the time comes, I'll go online to inquire about the price based on the class uniforms you bought, and if it proves that you still got a kickback, I'll show your 'high theory' to your classmates - doesn't that matter?"