I thought about it before, my domestic copycat "Yellow Wind Monster" mobile phone, the vibration function is extremely strong, and there is also a built-in application called "Women's Entertainment Game", which is divided into three intensity modes of "heartbeat-blush-syncope", which is clearly to let women use it as a vibrator.

Now it's really a vibrator! Xiong Yaoyue unfortunately became the first trialist! It's still in class, in full view!

Xiong Yaoyue, who was reading the text of "Haiyan" in an unnatural tone, suddenly felt the mobile phone vibrate strongly in her underwear.

This caused her voice to rise sharply an octave as she read the text.

"The seagulls moaned before ↗↗↗ the storm came!"

Old man Zhang frowned, "It's not an exclamation mark here, it's a comma, and it's not yet time to strengthen the sense of ** color." ”

Xiong Yaoyue's face turned crimson, "But ......" just wanted to explain, but felt that she couldn't open her mouth.

So she continued reading with a trembling voice.

"Stupid penguin, cowering, hiding his fat body under the cliff...... Only the haughty petrel ......"

After all, it's just a text message, and the vibration is over, I just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but I didn't expect Xiaoqin to fall into the well, and after sending the text message, I actually made a phone call again!

"Why didn't anyone pick it up?" Xiaoqin looked very worried.

How to pick it up in that case! Xiong Yaoyue was about to read "this sensitive elf ......", but the sentence stopped at "Min...... Sensitive: "I can't get over it!"

My mobile phone vibrates twice as much when I receive a call as when I receive a text message! And as long as Xiaoqin doesn't hang up the phone, it will keep vibrating! It's inhumane!

Even at this distance, a subtle "buzzing" sound could be heard from Xiong Yaoyue's body.

In order to cover up this sound, Xiong Yaoyue had to read the text louder.

"The wind is roaring...... Thunder is booming......"

"Boom Boom Boom ......"

I can't hold the textbook in both hands! In order to prevent the vibration of the mobile phone from reaching the outside of the shorts, the body arched forward slightly, quite like the action that a man accidentally set up a tent in the summer to cover up.

Because the amplitude of the vibration was too large, Xiong Yaoyue was worried that the mobile phone would fall out of her underwear, which would be a failure, so she put her legs closer together and used the leg muscles of a female leopard to combat the vibration of the mobile phone.

It's completely inexperienced! The excitement is even stronger! There is a cold war one after another on my body, and I am holding back tears from my eyes!

is worthy of being a young girl, she never bows to fate at any time, and in such an unfavorable situation, she actually finished reading a natural paragraph.

However, Old Man Zhang's face was already very strange, presumably he was thinking, Xiong Yaoyue's reading was mixed with so many vibratos.

"Do you have a cold?" Some classmates who didn't know the truth were discussing in private.

"Don't be funny! When has the bear ever caught a cold? She's stronger than a bear! ”

"Hey, Bear doesn't like people to call her a bear, and lately she's asking everyone to call her Pooh!"

"But Winnie the Pooh is still a bear, Winnie the Pooh......"

I snatched Qin's phone and stopped her evil dialing behavior.

Xiong Yaoyue on the other side spit out a weak sigh mixed with bitterness as if she had just run a marathon.

In order to hide the discomfort just now, Xiong Yaoyue continued to read as smoothly as possible:

"The shadow of lightning, like tongues of fire, meandered and floated in the sea, and disappeared in a flash......"

But her cheeks and ears, which had turned flushed, did not have time to return to their original state immediately.

Xiaoqin suddenly said to me: "Ye Lin, my mobile phone has a continuous dialing function, if I keep it on the dialing interface, I will dial again after 3 minutes!" ”

What? Your broken phone can't connect to the Internet, so does it have such a harassing function? Damn, I need to get out of the dialing screen!

Because Xiaoqin's mobile phone buttons are very small, the position of the buttons is also different from other mobile phones, in a hurry, my thick fingers, accidentally pressed the redial button.

Xiong Yaoyue, who originally thought that the marathon had ended, was suddenly stimulated, her body shook violently, and she couldn't help but read the text:

"-Tempest!! The storm is coming!! Come...... Here it comes!!! ”

It's rare to lower her head, her face is blushing, and if she doesn't know the situation, she really thinks she's sick.

Although the text has not been read yet, after all, Old Man Zhang is also a person with a daughter, and he can't bear to see it, so he waved his hand and said:

"Alright, sit down! Pay attention to the lectures in the future! ”

After Old Man Zhang left, Xiong Yaoyue's upper body collapsed on the desk like soft mud, and her shoulders fell together, this kind of tragic situation close to physical exhaustion is usually extremely difficult to see on Xiong Yaoyue.

What makes me wonder is that Xiong Yaoyue didn't immediately take the phone out of her underwear, but just rested for a while, she didn't take out the phone, and I didn't dare to return Xiaoqin's phone.

About ten minutes later, Xiong Yaoyue got up from her desk, turned her head, and looked at me with a resentful look.

Seeing that I was holding a mobile phone in my hand and staring in her direction, Xiong Yaoyue showed a suddenly realized expression and angrily gestured at me with a middle finger.

I misunderstood! The person who deliberately made a phone call to make you extremely ashamed in front of the teacher and classmates, maybe even the "Ya Yan Butterfly" in front of the class, is not me Xiaoqin!

Although Zuihou's blow was caused by me, it was an unintentional mistake! It's Xiaoqin's dang again! It's all because Xiaoqin's level of lying is too high, and it's hard for me to tell if it's fake or true!

After class, Xiong Yaoyue borrowed something from the squad leader, and then went to the bathroom and took out her mobile phone.

Of course, before this, I had been pinching Xiaoqin's mobile phone, not daring to return it to her, and at the same time severely criticizing Xiaoqin.

"Are you a girl yourself? Tossing female compatriots like this, you can actually do it!? ”

Xiaoqin pouted, not learning her lesson at all, "Who asked her to beat Ye Lin's crooked brain?" You walked out of the school gate of Qingzi School Park side by side,Don't think I didn't see it...... No, I didn't smell it......"

Was it really witnessed on Sunday? I'll just say that celery can't get that much information from the smell! It turned out that when I was wandering around the campus with my uncle, did you see me and Xiong Yaoyue together! It was only because of the presence of my uncle that he didn't immediately chase after him, so he took revenge now!

"You misunderstood!" I said, "I went to Qingzi School Park to see Amy, don't you know she's my sister?" Because Amy and Pooh are very temperamental, I'm also glad they got to play together......"

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!" Xiaoqin covered her ears, "Classmate Ye Lin obviously already has a girlfriend, and he also wears couple clothes with other female classmates!" After school today, I went to jump into the river after dinner! ”

weishenme has to finish eating before jumping into the river? Are you unwilling to die of hunger? Besides, aren't you swimming jishu super good, it's impossible to drown at all!

"Hey, Pooh and I are wearing school uniforms from Qingzi School Park, not a couple outfit, don't you know?"

"Ahh And affectionately call her nickname! ”

"It's not a nickname, it's Amy's nickname for her!"

"I want a nickname too, and I want a nickname too! Ye Lin just called me Xiaoqin, and the intimacy is at the same level as the class president, and I will use my nickname to call my girlfriend in the future! ”

"And what nickname do you want?" I asked tentatively.

Xiaoqin playfully wrenched her fingers, "Choose from the following nicknames, such as: Darling, Darling, Kid......"

Is your family's nickname in that format! You're obviously the exclusive term between lovers or husband and wife!

Suddenly, a powerful liliang grabbed the back of my neck, and I looked up and saw that it was Xiong Yaoyue, and I suddenly lost half of my confidence, and I was dragged into the corridor by her.

Xiaoqin said, "Oh no! The bear has come down the mountain to rob the man! But he didn't stop Xiong Yaoyue's behavior, Xiong Yaoyue was angry, and probably didn't hear Xiaoqin's words clearly.

After pulling me to a window where no one was nearby, Xiong Yaoyue returned the Yellow Wind Monster phone to me, but before returning it to me, she wiped it with a wet wipe, and I suspected that she had already wiped it before.

"Ye Lin, you're too bad, aren't you?" Xiong Yaoyue casually threw the wipes that had wiped her phone into the trash can by the corridor.

"Huh?"

"I tried my best to prevent your phone from being confiscated, and you repay me like that?"

"Although it was my fault that I didn't pay attention to guarding against Old Man Zhang, you don't have to be so careful!"

"It's okay now, I can't survive and die, so I got out of class and borrowed a guard from the squad leader...... Anyway, I was miserable by you today! ”

I borrowed a sanitary napkin from the squad leader, right? I heard that the class leader brings some sanitary napkins in his schoolbag every day in case the girls in the class need them, but what is the situation that makes Xiong Yaoyue also need sanitary napkins during non-menstrual periods?

"I'm talking to you! Why don't you squeak! "Xiong Yaoyue punched me hard in the chest, and it hurt.

"I really didn't do it!" I raised my right hand and swore, "It was Xiaoqin who took revenge on you because she didn't play "Palace Explosion Grandma", you saw her mobile phone in my hand, I snatched it to stop her!" ”

"Trust me! I'm telling the truth 100%, if there is half a lie, I will become a sanitary napkin in the next life! ”

Hearing that I dared to make such a poisonous oath, Xiong Yaoyue blinked her eyes and was dazed for a while, "Oh......"

Her expression instantly turned cloudy and clear.

"I don't think you're going to do that! I helped you get angry in front of Shen Shaoyi, even if your mobile phone is confiscated, you have a deep sisterhood with me, you should forgive me! ”

"It turned out that Xiao Qin did it! I can't see that she is weak and sickly, and she is quite harmful! Speaking of which, her game addiction is really big, by the way, does she play LOL? ”

"Huh?"

"Ahh Miss Amy commissioned me to form a LOL professional team, and I'm looking for a team member! If Xiaoqin plays LOL well, you can try to absorb her too! When she becomes my team member, I'll slowly look for a chance to get revenge! ”

"Hmph, I must let her taste this kind of taste, let her have a good shock when she plays the qualifying match!"

Please, among the girls in our class, you're the only one who can play LOL! Don't think everyone else is like you! Also, the thing that shames playing with you in class, is that all? It's so easy for you to forgive others!

At this time, the yellow wind monster's mobile phone vibrated in my pants pocket again, and when I put the mobile phone on my face to answer the call, I felt a little embarrassed in front of Xiong Yaoyue.

Xiong Yaoyue was not particularly comfortable, she said goodbye to me, and ran to the playground to practice volleyball.

The call came from Xingxing, and he told me that he had inquired about the details of the five tigers of the Criminal Department.

Sure enough, the other party is the campus bully of the girls' school, and the head snake of the "Thousand Crane Girls' School", except for the three women who clashed with the five tigers of the criminal department, there are a total of about 20 people in the group, all of whom are women, and they also imitate the name of the Japanese "Yamaguchi Group" and give their organization a name, called the "Rose Group".

What a brain-wreck, what a name for two of them!

The so-called middle school is the first popular disease in Japanese society, and it is a disease of excessive self-consciousness that occurs mostly in teenagers. Translated into Chinese, it probably refers to a period around junior high school when people are particularly prone to committing two crimes, during which everyone will behave as mature and disobedient to discipline, feeling that they have mastered the truth of the whole shijie...... Strictly speaking, basically everyone has passed twice, teenagers like Hitler, **, etc., very NB and SB two to zuihou.

I hereby declare that although I am in the second year of junior high school, I have absolutely no secondary two disease! I've mastered the truth of shijie, and I don't need any self-righteous adults to say anything to me!

The first time I came into contact with the word "middle two disease" was because someone in the Internet café watched the animation "Middle Two Disease Also Falls in Love", in which the heroine Bird You Liuhua obviously has no eye disease, but she wears an eye patch on her right eye, saying that she wants to seal her liliang, which is really two cute.

"Roses?" I couldn't help but laugh out loud, "They don't often show up in Xicheng District, do they?" I rarely hear anyone in the Church talk about them. ”

"Brother Ye, their shili range used to be in Dongcheng District, but recently, they are going to extend their claws to Xicheng District!"

"What can they do?" I don't think so, "Girls are not as good as boys when they fight, and gangsters can trick stupid girls into being girlfriends when they fight, what good is it for them to fight?" ”

Xingxing's voice trembled and said:

"Brother Ye, the times are developing too fast, we can't keep up with the pace! Did you know? The main purpose of the Rose Group, under the leadership of the mask-wearing boss, is to expand the scope of their shili......"

"But what's in it for them to expand the scope of shili!"

"The good thing is that in their shili range, all the handsome boys must be selected by them first! If a girl dares to snatch a boyfriend from them, she will be extremely cruelly abused! ”