First of all, this is by no means a boring thief! He sneaked into my house with a clear purpose! Could it be that he is the same person as the suspected virgin? Weishenme, a suspected virgin who has been asking me questions and never bought anything, suddenly wants to come to my house to rummage things, and since he has never received the goods in my mail, how did he get my home address?

Did you do a special survey? Hired a private investigator or something?

Private...... Private Detective!?

I suddenly remembered that the suspected virgin had a conversation with me for the first time, and the private detective followed me for the first time, and was played by the old man by the Dongshan Lake for a "porcelain touch", and the time of the two was surprisingly consistent.

So they might just be alone! Because there are so many customers that I deal with every day, I don't really care about it!

Could it be that it was obviously a private investigator hired by Ai Shuqiao, deliberately incarnated as a suspected virgin, and spied on my intelligence on the Internet, sneaking into my house and then leaving this time, because he had important information enough to hit me, so although he didn't take anything on the surface, he actually returned with a full load!

Damn, what information did you get? Is it a photo of Xiaoqin and the squad leader that I hid under the bed? Or, in the laptop, Shu Zhe's various unclothed nude photos!? If you report this information to Ai Shuqiao, she will only think that her son is a bisexual and unisexual, and it will not play a role in hitting me!

In this way, the key is to focus on these Taiwanese counterfeits.

My second aunt, who has done a sporting goods business, once told me that she was once reported by her peers on the other side, saying that she sold fake goods taken by Weishi netizens, but was found by the Industrial and Commercial Bureau to detain all the fake tennis rackets, and Zuihou paid a fine of 5,000 yuan to redeem the rackets.

The funniest thing is that you can spend money to redeem it! If you really have the determination to fight back against counterfeit goods, you can simply destroy them without letting the ransom do so!

However, it seems that the punishment for counterfeit goods has been increased recently, and even a fine of 5~10 times according to its value, so if the industrial and commercial bureau gets a report from the masses (mainly peers), it will come to the door to inspect it, rain or shine.

Nima, this is trying to get us fined! The value of these three boxes of goods is more than 15,000, and if you fine us 150,000, the Happy Valley sex toy store should go out of business!

Not good! Gotta get moving! The private investigator may have called the industrial and commercial bureau to report it, and I must dispose of these three boxes of goods before they come to the door!

At 8 o'clock in the evening, sure enough, under the leadership of a deputy section chief of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, two section members, one tall and one short, knocked on the door of my house together.

After showing me the relevant documents, they said that they had received a report from the public and wanted to check for the fake goods that my house might sell and store.

I made a very, very kind face as I could, welcomed them in with a smile, invited them into the big room, poured a cup of hot tea for the deputy chief, and sat down next to him, chatting with him as if nothing had happened, laughing at his two men rummaging through my stockpile.

I deliberately didn't turn on the air conditioner on a hot day, they came to find fault with them, and they were embarrassed to let me open it, the deputy section chief held the cup of hot tea, frowned and didn't send it to his mouth for a long time, and the two subordinates looked for more than 40 minutes, gray faces, sweating profusely, and their shirts were muddy.

"Nope! Not at all! The tall one said, "And the goods are too much!" This kind of thing is messed around everywhere, how can you still let a student take care of the house! ”

The short one didn't give up: "Section chief, let's go to another room to find out!" I must have heard the wind and hid it! ”

I was shocked that it would be embarrassing for them to dig out the box I had sealed with a single photograph of Celery.

The deputy section chief waved his hand, "No need!" Seeing that this young man is so calm and relaxed, we are eighty percent of us being tricked this time! Let's go, there are two more families behind, and they can always be fined. ”

I don't know if the "being played" he said was played by a private detective or by me, but he is scheming, otherwise if it is delayed, I will turn the air conditioner into a hot air, and I will have to let a few of you suffer from heat stroke!

The three of them thought they were unlucky, and when they left with a chirp, I kept bowing behind me and said:

"Slow down! The leadership has worked hard! Welcome back next time! ”

The deputy section chief was so angry that he almost broke his foot when he went downstairs.

As for the three boxes of Taiwanese counterfeits, I called the courier brother who often came to my house before this, and promised to give him a 100 yuan expedited fee, so that he could hurry up and send the three boxes to Director Cao's house.

There are many dreams at night, rather than keeping these backlogs that can't be sold, it's better to give them all to Director Cao, hoping that if he makes a movie one day, it will come in handy!

Ye is not talented, and he can be regarded as making a modest contribution to China's A-film industry!

In addition, Ai Shuqiao, Ai Shuqiao, this detective you hired is really not good! Master, I am wise and martial, and I can crack his conspiracy with a little trick! Do you want to send more people against me?

By the way, there is revenge and no revenge, since I took the license plate number of the private detective last time, and there is a video of him "knocking the old man to the ground", I simply posted on the Internet, calling on everyone to take out other people's flesh, it is better to lie that he knocked the old man into a serious injury, yes, simply say that the old man's waist was broken by him! said that he hit it himself first and found it unpleasant, and then hit it with his car...... I don't believe that the cyber mob won't kill you!

Calm down a little, I took into account that the old man might be a figure with a face in the martial arts world, so I didn't post that video, but uploaded the license plate number on a popular post bar, saying that the owner of the car escaped after injuring a pregnant woman, and said that there was someone above him, and the police didn't dare to arrest him.

Netizens were very enthusiastic, first of all, they helped me greet the eighteenth generation of ancestors of the private detective, and the scene was scrambling, and the pomp was unprecedented, but before the god appeared to help me flesh him, a more exciting post appeared in the post bar, titled "The leading driver repeatedly ran over two elementary school students to their deaths, and his father stepped forward to break his leg." As a result, everyone's enthusiasm was all attracted to the past, the discussion was like a tide, and there were those who were filled with righteous indignation, claiming to be a contemporary hero, and there were those who wanted to stab the enemy for the victim, and advised everyone not to be excited, there were people who had slept with the driver and his wife...... No one paid attention to my posts anymore.

When I looked at it again the next day, I found that my post had sunk to page six, which was not as popular as the "My Affair with Miss Sanlitun on the Train".

I was frustrated and let it go.