After school, I didn't go home first, but went to the Walmart supermarket to buy two large packs of balloons, which should be enough for Shu Zhe to blow for a while and exercise his lung capacity.

Coincidentally, when I was teasing Wang Ba in the pool in the fresh food area, I Yujian Xiaoding from the pet hospital, and he seemed to have come to help my mother buy saury.

Don't look at him speechless when he sees a girl, but he is a super chatter in front of me. He first said that Dr. Zhao was careless, patronized the dog, and accidentally took away his wallet by the thief who got in, and Shu Sha, who came to be a volunteer, found it with sharp eyes, otherwise the loss would be great.

He also said that the number of times Shusha has volunteered in the past two days has increased significantly, but the pets' attitude towards her has not improved significantly. A beautiful girl, who doesn't look for a male companion to go shopping after school, prefers to be with sick cats and dogs, which really makes people feel embarrassed and feel violent.

Speaking of which, he finally got to the point that made him excited:

It turns out that the national server of "Dota 2" is about to be open beta.

For me, a rookie who has only played dota1, Xiao Ding gushed about how classic the characters of dota2 are, how NB the skills are, how rich the items are, and even the news network praised it as a green ** tour, Zhejiang is convening 180 colleges and universities and more than 200 clubs across the country to participate in e-sports competitions, and the national team of dota2 will be selected in the future, and so on.

When it comes to zuihou, just like before, he routinely criticizes "League of Legends" as a game for elementary school students, whoever plays it has a crippled hand, and if I dare to play "League of Legends", he will not hesitate to break off with me.

it! You're not done! I've said this once before! The class feelings accumulated by the two of us playing games together are not as good as a game! And who rarely plays League of Legends! Lao Tzu is playing a live-action version of the campus love game, and the goal is to build a big harem!

After breaking up with Xiao Ding, who was heavily addicted, I dangled home along the hot road, and was about to take out the key to open the door, when I suddenly found that there was a small truncated tin foil in the lock hole of my anti-theft door!

Isn't this what Peng Thos once demonstrated, a native of China - tin foil to open the door? Because my security door is the worst-secure lock, the master only needs tin foil to open the door!

Amy didn't live with me, and Penthos had no reason to give me this hand again, so someone else?

my house has been robbed!

He pulled out the tin foil, opened the door in a hurry, and rushed inside, his eyes scanning the furnishings of his home at the speed of light.

I didn't lose my TV (old and heavy, of course, no one stole it), I didn't lose my washing machine (heavier), my dad's desktop and my second-hand laptop.

What's more, hidden in the inner pocket of a certain cotton coat in the wardrobe, cash, passbook, and bank card were not lost.

But there is a lingering sense of disobedience in the house, and someone has definitely come in! But what the hell is missing!

Could it be that the stolen sex toys worth more than 200,000 yuan? But those goods have to be pulled away by big trucks! Besides, if you steal these things as a thief, how do you get rid of them, and how do you explain them to your wife and children!

I quickly walked into the big house where the goods were stacked, and found that the boxes had indeed been moved.

When I rummaged through the silk cut-out panties this morning, the boxes were obviously arranged in the shape of "Pin", but now it's good, the tip of the word "Pin" is gone, and I want to ask how big the difference is, just like the difference between the beginning and the end of "Angry Birds"! (Unless you jishu is too watery, even my second aunt is not as good) I stood in the middle of the scattered boxes, checking whether there were any valuables stolen from memory, but thinking about it, because there is not much capital, my family has been doing the low-end market, and there is no such 80,000 gold massage 'awesome' that Jingdong Mall sells! (I really don't understand who will buy it) Even if the thief you swept away a bag of "Durex Ice and Fire" and "Okamoto Ultra Thin", you can only send it to the accomplices of the thief company, so that they can pay attention to Jihua fertility, so as not to overtake the offspring of good people and destroy the ecological balance!

There was a box that was not stable, and it suddenly fell down at this time, hitting the screen next to it (since I asked Shu Zhe to come over as a rope mold, I put a screen in the big room), the screen trembled, because the quality was very poor and almost collapsed, my heart was shocked, and I thought:

"Could it be that this thief is a pervert with overweight tastes, in fact, he hid behind the screen and didn't leave, ready to suddenly jump out and hold the 'Primal African Wildfire Boosted' to explode my chrysanthemum!"

After a false alarm, I began to carefully analyze the situation in front of me.

A 10,000-year-old elementary school student said, "There is only one truth. "So what is the reason why my house has been burglarized and almost nothing has been lost?

My eyes fell on a few old boxes that I had pressed to the bottom, but now they saw the light of day.

Looking at the goods inside, it is a counterfeit from a manufacturer in Taiwan, a copycat of a Japanese famous brand, it seems that many years ago, a distributor owed us money, zuihou used this to pay off the debt.

Although it is claimed that if it is sold under the banner of genuine products, it can be sold for more than 10,000 yuan, but my father operates in good faith and writes in the online store that this is a high-imitation product, and the price is only 1/4 of the original product.

Even so, not much of the goods have gone, and zuihou has become a dead goods at the bottom of our box.

How did these goods get turned to the surface? You perverted thief saw this product on our online store and couldn't wait to try it out for yourself!

And it's a feminine device! The appearance rate in Japan A'V is quite high! Even the old wet has performed with it! Are you still a female thief?

I suddenly remembered that a few days ago, there was an account with a string of numbers, and the person I judged to be a suspected virgin asked me about this product, and he asked me repeatedly:

"Is this item still in stock? How many are left? When will I be able to ship my multi-point purchase? ”

Because when I first took over the online store, he asked me, "Which TT is easy to make a girlfriend orgasm?" I introduced him for a long time, but he didn't buy any fart when he got to zuihou.

So I perfunctorily said:

"This thing...... There may or may not be, if you place an order, I will go to the warehouse and rummage through it, if not, I will give you a refund immediately. ”

I thought there would be no follow-up to this matter, but I didn't expect such an unbelievable case to suddenly happen today!

The brain was racing, and the stomach that had never eaten was growling because of it.

I must find out what is the causal relationship between this guy who is suspected of being a virgin and my house being secretly infiltrated!

Swear in my grandfather's name......