[585] The villain in the box
"You guys, if your luggage occupies a passenger seat, you have to charge it separately!"
The driver's uncle reminded us to pay the money, and the squad leader, who was in charge of the expenses for the wild trip, walked over and handed over the money.
According to the regulations, when the luggage reaches a certain volume, it will be charged according to the chapter, and the squad leader feels that the driver's request is completely reasonable, after all, this car has almost become a chartered bus for the second (3rd) class of junior high school.
And even if you pay a few dollars for luggage, it's much cheaper than a chartered car! From here to Cuisong Mountain a round trip, in the middle of the dirt road, the cost of renting a bus, at least 500 yuan!
However, the suburban 23 road is also primitive enough, and you can't even swipe your student card, and you have to pay cash for the fare or something.
All the expenses of the whole class were added together, which was about more than 90 yuan, but the driver was troublesome and only charged 90.
It is not difficult to understand, the suburbs 23 road is an unpopular line, on weekdays from the city, the first bus has 5 or 6 people is good, today is actually full, but also charged a few dollars for luggage, the driver feels that he can buy more cigarettes to smoke, so he is in a good mood.
"By the way, are you taking the students on a wild trip?"
The driver asked Mr. Yu, who was sitting next to him.
Teacher Yu, who didn't know what he was thinking, was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that someone was talking to him, and hurriedly nodded:
"Yes, the students go on a wild trip, I'll follow and prevent them from having an accident!"
The driver understood the teacher's difficulty and said, "It's not easy to manage these 40-odd students!" ”
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just worrying...... Teacher Yu clapped his palms on his knees, and saw Shu Sha who was maintaining order on the moving vehicle, and a smile of relief rose on the corner of his mouth.
Worry about Chang'e-3! Obviously, Shusha is performing the functions of the head teacher on your behalf! Teacher Yu, you're basically the one who came to mix rice!
It seems that Teacher Yu also talked to the old principal in private: "Shusha will graduate in another year, I really can't bear to let her go!" ”
The face of the whole shijie head teacher has been lost by you, Teacher Yu! Did you develop attachment to a 14-year-old female class leader!
Xiaoqin sat in a separate seat at the back of the car, and the front seat was Xiong Yaoyue, who took out the PSP and played desperately as soon as she got on the car.
"Classmate Ye Lin, you and I should sit closer!"
Celery asked enthusiastically.
"Sit close to me, and I'll feed you the love bento I prepared last night!"
"Burn you! I'll burn you! ”
Xiong Yaoyue pressed the PSP button excitedly in the front seat, she should be fighting monsters, not because Xiaoqin showed affection to me, and she couldn't stand to implement the FFF group's burn heterosexuality doctrine.
The breakfast lotus root cakes, golden squid rings, and rice sandwiches that Xiaoqin mentioned to me yesterday were indeed very appetizing, so I dragged the crisper under my butt and moved to Xiaoqin's side and sat next to her.
Before leaving, I said sorry to Niu Shili, who was chatting about the NBA, and Niu Shili understood that I was called over by my childhood sweetheart.
Look! Or the friendship between Sparta is touching! If it was Qin who called me away from Amy, Amy wouldn't be angry and pounced on me and bit me!
As soon as I sat down next to Xiaoqin, Xiaoqin took out the delicately shaped insulated lunch box from her backpack, and the moment the lunch box was opened, the sweet aroma of rice rushed straight to my nose.
(*^__^*) hee-hee...... Ye Lin's nostrils have become bigger again, do you want to eat your childhood sweetheart with a 'ah' bite? ”
weishenme wants to connect my nostrils with the things of lust! I just want to eat the breakfast bento you prepared, not you!
"Eat! Let you eat enough! ”
Xiong Yaoyue shouted while playing with the handheld again, she shouldn't have meant to disgust me, right?
"Dangdangdang-" With the accompaniment sound from Xiaoqin's mouth, she completely uncovered the lid of the insulated lunch box, and at the same time looked at me expectantly with a proud face of "praise others".
When I saw the contents of the lunch box, I was immediately scared.
No, it's not that the lunch box contains the Yoneda Gong that Xiong Yaoyue shouted just now, and the lunch box contains indeed edible food.
And it's also a breakfast lotus root cake, a golden squid ring, and a rice sandwich, all three in one, Xiaoqin is not afraid of trouble to make all three for me, I don't know how much work it took last night.
The problem is ...... The way these foods are placed.
Why make the breakfast lotus root cake into an adult's face, the golden squid ring into an adult's eyes, and then the rice sandwich into the body of a person wearing a striped shirt!
It's true that your cooking skills have improved, but don't use your drawing skills on top of your cooking skills! Because your drawing skills haven't improved at all!
This "bento villain" is terrible! His face is a breakfast lotus root cake, his face is burnt yellow like a burn, and his large, godless eyes made of squid rings seem to be staring at you through the nothingness of death.
The shirted body made of rice sandwich is super twisted, and I understand that you wish you could put more rice on the table, but ...... Please don't wrap and circle the limbs of this villain at a very unscientific angle, as if they have been sewn up after five horses!
"Haha, see you're not dead this time!"
Xiong Yaoyue is still obsessed with playing electric.
That's right, the villain lying in Xiaoqin's bento box really can't survive, the bento villain received the lunch, although you are miserable, but please go all the way.
"Ye Lin, don't you want to eat?" Xiaoqin asked suspiciously, "Is it because my cooking is not delicious?" ”
No, I can tell from the sticky rice chicken rolls you made me on Sunday that your cooking skills are growing steadily, but the appearance of your bento is really ......
"I'm sorry, I'm so stupid," Xiaoqin lowered her head slightly sadly, "I thought that the classmate Ye Lin I made was quite similar......"
What are you talking about! Is this bento villain based on me? What a little bit like it! Even in the most absurd nightmare, I shouldn't have died such a miserable death!
"That...... My sister, the host of the food lecture, once taught everyone that cooking should be full of love and love for food......"
"So, in order to enhance the taste of the food, I once hugged cabbage and kissed tomatoes......"
"There are carrots in the raw materials of the breakfast lotus root cake, and I was scolded by my mother last night when I was in the kitchen with carrots......"
Nonsense! It's no wonder that Aunt Ren doesn't scold you! Her daughter is holding a carrot like an idiot, which mother can keep her mind at peace!
"Under my mother's lesson, I learned that I only need to have a heart in my chest, and there is no need to be a carrot, it is the host's sister who said the wrong ......"
Where did the host's sister tell you that you want tian carrots! Don't blame the good guys! Give me the host's sister daoqian!
"I felt that my love for Ye Lin would not be lost to anyone, so I prepared a bento while thinking about Ye Lin in my head......"
As a result, because I was too impressed by Ye Lin, the bento became the shape of Ye Lin...... I, I stared at the bento for an hour yesterday and didn't do anything, and I almost couldn't help but go to Ye Lin, who was in Tian's lunch box...... What a shame......"
No, it's me who should be ashamed, it turns out that I am like this in your head, and I have been mistaking myself for human beings for 14 years, which is really embarrassing!
You've been bullying me since I was a kid because you discriminate against aliens!
An alien like me, who can't go back to his hometown when the spaceship breaks down, still lands with his face on the ground, and always has a smiling smile like that kelp strip on his mouth, he deserves to be beaten by the earthlings!
"I'm sorry," I said to Qin seriously, "and you put together the food so horribly, I really can't eat it." When I found out that it was my own, I didn't want to eat it. ”
"How, how so!" Xiaoqin let out a wail, "I obviously came to make a bento for Ye Lin with a lot of love!" ”
Yes, I made a person who seemed to have received a bento, and then put it in a bento box (coffin), and stared at me affectionately for an hour, which is really a true love of life and death!
"You take this thing apart, and I'll eat it."
Under the influence of my father, I didn't want to waste food.
Besides, Xiaoqin's cooking is getting better and better, and I think it shouldn't taste bad if this bento villain is dismembered.
"No way!" Qin protects the bento, looking like she won't allow anyone to hurt it.
"It's too cruel to take apart such a cute classmate Ye Lin!"
"Zuihou isn't going to eat yet! If it was a living creature, it would be more humane to dismember it before eating it! ”
"Okay, okay! If you don't agree with Ye Lin's conditions, and Ye Lin refuses to eat, then Ye Lin should use chopsticks! ”
Xiao Qin reluctantly handed over the metal combination chopsticks.
I reached out to catch the chopsticks, and was about to give myself a fatal blow to the lunch box, when Xiaoqin suddenly snatched the lunch box back with lightning speed.
"Since Ye Lin refuses to eat it whole, it doesn't matter if you let me eat the most important part!"
"Poof"
I was pierced in the chest.
Bright red colors flowed out.
The organ that supplied blood to the whole body was also taken away from its original position.
But I didn't die.
Because the one who was dug out was just the bento villain in the lunch box.
But it's so realistic! There is a cherry hidden in the body of the rice sandwich! It's as fiery as a heart!
Xiao Qin picked up the cherry, solemnly put it in her mouth, grinded it with her teeth, chewed it, and swallowed it with twelve points of satisfaction.
"Ye Lin's taste is so delicious!"
In the sun, show an innocent smile.
weishenme summer is hot, but I have a chill down my spine?
It's just a bento, so there's no need to be so realistic! The moment you cut out your heart for it, my real heart will stop beating!
But in another sense, this bento villain...... It's officially dead, right? Because even the heart was eaten by Xiaoqin......
I was about to drop the chopsticks, but I found the crotch of the bento villain (it should be, right?). ), decorated with a special strip of kelp.
What is it? I fiddled with the kelp with my chopsticks and asked Qin.
Xiaoqin held her red face and replied shyly:
"That, that's the code I gave Ye Lin......"
**Is it the same code! After a long time, although you bento villain is wearing a shirt, you are not wearing pants!