"Scoop him up!" I shouted to Xiao Qin, who was treading water near Ah Xing, "If you don't save him, he will be strangled to death by me!" ”

"But, but......" Xiaoqin said with ease in the rapids, but with a crying voice, "I dare not touch him!" If I touch him, I will not be pure! ”

In other words, in my eyes, you are completely 108,000 miles away from the word "purity"! Although it has something to do with me accidentally letting you see H comics, but you're in front of me, you've basically done all the tricks!

"Don't take him for a man!" I shouted, "Just like he's an inanimate object!" ”

Xiaoqin nodded, the water wet her hair and clothes, but she couldn't let her go with the flow, which made her show a special charm between strength and weakness, strength and beauty.

"Okay, I'll wait until he is strangled to death by classmate Ye Lin and becomes lifeless, and then I will rescue him ashore......

Do you still need to save it? Are you here to save people or to salvage corpses?

I was so angry that I almost fell headlong into the middle of the stream.

The squad leader saw Xiaoqin jumping into the water on the other side, and he was very panicked at first, but then he was shocked by Xiaoqin's Olympian-level swimmer jishu, put his heart back in his stomach, and stopped taking off his jeans and lifted his pants up.

Obama looked very sorry, and I won't say there was a moment when I wanted to exchange perspectives with Obama......

However, Xiaoqin was just treading water near Ah Xing and refused to rescue her, and the squad leader heard our conversation and knew that the reason why Xiaoqin didn't make a move was because of androphobia, she felt incredible and became anxious again.

"Celery! There is nothing to be afraid of men! It's just some lazy species! Get him ashore! ”

The squad leader put his hands together in the shape of a trumpet around his mouth and shouted at Xiaoqin.

Hey, squad leader, you're talking about your brother, right? Don't count me in! I'll at least help clean the dishes after I've finished your cooking, okay!

"Celery! If you are willing to save people, I will teach you how to cook every day for more than 20 days in the summer vacation! ”

Xiaoqin was still unmoved.

Looking at Ah Xing's unspeakable suffering under the dog's collar, his life hanging by a thread, the squad leader thought that this torture instrument was exactly what she provided to me, and he didn't know what it was like to be in his heart.

"Celery! If you will save people, I will ...... I'll tell you the secret to making your boobs bigger! ”

The squad leader's face was flushed, and she shouted this lie, she said this, as if she used that secret recipe every day to make her breasts so big.

When Xiaoqin heard this condition in the water, she immediately pricked up her ears and said to herself:

"Sure enough, there is a secret recipe...... Gong Caicai and the squad leader are bad people, and they don't tell me that it's understandable, but Pooh claims to be my friend and doesn't tell me either......"

There's no secret recipe at all! Even the school doctor told you that eating papaya can enlarge your breasts, which is also a rumor with no scientific basis!

The squad leader made this decision in order to save people, and he lied to you out of kindness! Anyway, save Octopus-kun first!

Under the lure of the "Secret Recipe for Breast Enlargement", Xiaoqin swam around Ah Xing and finally decided to start with his hair.

Grabbing the other person's hair and then slamming the opponent's face with his knee was a common attack method of Xiaobawang back then, and it is because of this that I have shaved my hair short until now.

But Xiaoqin was about to reach out and grab Ah Xing's hair, but Ah Xing couldn't die, at this time, he broke free of his neck from the middle of the dog's collar, and threw the collar that almost strangled himself into the stream.

You're going to lose your life, fool! I strangled you with a leash, but I didn't let you get swept away by the torrent!

Fortunately, Ah Xing is like a kite with a broken string, carried away by the stream, and is about to fall down the waterfall to meet Marx, the maid and the teacher of the proletarian revolution.

"Help, help!" At this time, Ah Xing reacted, and fluttered wildly.

Xiaoqin frowned, and the dolphin chased after her, first dodging Ah Xing's hands, and then planning to press the original Jihua and grab the other party's hair.

But the water flow was unpredictable, and Ah Xing was swept around like a spinning top, and leaned towards Xiaoqin instead.

Xiao Qin patronized and avoided Ah Xing's hands, and concentrated on finding an angle that would not have skin contact with the other party when rescuing, but she didn't think about it, and dodged Octopus-kun's hand, but she couldn't avoid his high-raised octopus mouth.

The hair on the forehead that was kissed by Octopus-kun! Maybe even my ears will touch it!!

Of course, Ah Xing didn't realize this, he was just desperately calling for help, desperately breathing, completely unaware that his only hope of being rescued at this time had begun to blacken.

"Ah!!!!!h

Xiaoqin screamed frantically, and the corners of her eyes appeared in the corners of her eyes, whether it was tears or streams.

"When I got married, I couldn't wear a pure white wedding dress!!!!!"

Xiaoqin grabbed Ah Xing's hair roughly, but not to save him, but with gnashing teeth and hatred, she pressed his head and face into the water!

"Poof-" After Ah Xing was pressed into the water by Xiao Qin, he was pulled out again, repeating it many times, and Xiao Qin let him stay underwater longer each time.

The squad leader was stunned.

I was also stunned.

Obama said it had nothing to do with him.

The Taliban group said they were not responsible.

"Xiaoqin, don't be impulsive!" I calmed down and immediately shouted, "You're going to drown him alive!" ”

"Woo woo~~~~ pure white wedding dress! Pure white wedding dress! Xiaoqin cried and continued to press Ah Xing into the water, pressing every time she said a word.

I'm not so feudal, I think that if Xiaoqin is accidentally kissed by other men in her hair (or even ears), she will not be pure, and she will not be able to wear a pure white wedding dress.

On the contrary, I think that this is an opportunity for me to see the hope of Xiaoqin to cure her androphobia.

Of course, when I suddenly saw Xiaoqin in contact with other men, I felt a little uncomfortable in my heart...... But as a righteous sister, you can't just take me as an exception to androphobia forever!

In that case, what will Xiaoqin do in the future? If I can't cure Xiaoqin's androphobia, won't I have to take responsibility and spend the rest of my life with Xiaoqin?

Ah, it's so annoying, I hope that Xiaoqin's androphobia can be cured, and there is a hidden corner that I hope she can't be cured...... People weishenme are going to be born! The universe has to exist!

Just now, I was worried that Ah Xing was "mistakenly killed" by his classmates in the second (3) class of junior high school, but now I saw that Xiaoqin had a tendency to "murder" Ah Xing, and the class leader covered his eyes, and couldn't bear to look at it anymore, and he was about to faint.

At this time, the three girls who first forced the squad leader to call them "husbands", and then threw stones at Ah Xing to cause a big disaster, also rushed over along the bank of the stream.

pushed and shoved, hoping that the other party would walk in front, for fear that they would confirm the tragic situation of Ah Xing's death first.

"I didn't want to throw stones, it was all your idea......"

"But I didn't let you lose that big chunk!"

"It's over, will the police come to arrest us......"

When they saw the squad leader standing on the riverbank, and Xiaoqin stood still in the torrent, as if he was executing, pressing Ah Xing's head into the water repeatedly, they were also dumbfounded.

"What's in the water is ...... Is it celery? ”

"Why didn't Ye Lin go into the water to save people? Didn't Xiaoqin say that Ye Lin was good at breaststroke? ”

You're good at breaststroke! Your whole family is good at breaststroke! Do you believe what Xiaoqin said on the bus? If the squad leader also believes Xiaoqin's words, let me be a swimming lifeguard, and you will wait to be shot by my overlord gun!

In order to avoid misunderstanding, I must clarify that the "overlord gun" here refers to the blow I just "shot like a dragon" and strung up Ah Xing's shirt, not something other discordant.

"What is Qin doing? Is she saving people, or is she ......?"

"It's over! This time, the police must take us away for investigation! Poor I haven't had a boyfriend yet......"

The skinny girl cried as she spoke.

Don't make a mess here, okay? Although it is not realistic to ask you to go to the rapids to help save people with your three-legged cat swimming, you can at least not make a mess! I finally know that during the war years, there were often generals in Weishenme who shot disobedient soldiers!

In this rescue campaign that I and the squad leader jointly organized, Xiaoqin was the main force of the vanguard, but she was emotionally unstable, and now she wanted to kill the rescue target...... But I haven't killed it yet! I don't think I can give up on treatment!

But you guys don't have any use for, except for making trouble, you will only cry and disturb the morale of the army, if it is a war year, I will push you out to rape...... No, it's a typo, it's a shot!

seems to hear the voice of Cao Gonggong, a military staff officer in a parallel universe:

"General Ye is mighty! These female soldiers are really useless, but the villain thinks that their butts are still a little useful, the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime is unforgivable, so they can be ......"

You can be your sister! I'm saving people! You have the time to come up with these bad ideas in the parallel universe where the shijie war took place, so you might as well tell me: In that shijie, is the squad leader my boss or my subordinate!

I shook my head, closed the uninvited brain theater, and shouted to Xiaoqin, who kept torturing Ah Xing:

"Stop! Celery! People who really like you won't care if you are kissed by someone else's hair! You can wear a pure white wedding dress! I promise you'll wear it! ”

Xiaoqin paused the action of pressing Ah Xing into the water, and looked at me on the shore hesitantly.

I struck while the iron was hot and continued to shout, "Get the man up!" If you rescue someone, I'll buy you a pure white wedding dress! I'll save a sum of money to buy you a plain white wedding dress! ”

Hearing this, Xiaoqin flattened her mouth, forcibly held back the tears that she wanted to shed again because she was moved, grabbed Ah Xing's hair, and trampled water to drag him to the shore.

The octopus star's face turned pale, but there was still a breath left, and our rescue operation was successful.

When the squad leader heard that I had promised to buy a wedding dress for Xiaoqin, he raised a hand to his lips and looked at me and Xiaoqin's eyes with a little suspicion.

However, seeing me caressing Xiaoqin's wet hair and praising her capable appearance, I probably felt that it was similar to when I praised Shu Zhe for winning the good results in the Olympiad competition, and I was a little relieved.

Then I don't know what I remembered, and suddenly I blushed - was I fantasizing about what I would look like in my wedding dress?

Squad leader, your brain theater is also a little stronger! Before that, think about how to tell Xiaoqin: you don't have any secret recipes for breast enlargement, you lied to her just now!