[389] Celery's revenge
"Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Lin, if I'm not mistaken, what you stuffed into Xiaoqin's schoolbag is ...... It's a pair of girls' panties, right? ”
Gong Caicai asked tremblingly.
"That's right!" I graciously admitted that if it was the class leader who asked the question, I would have had a heart attack.
"Ye Lin's hand, how can there be a girl's underwear?"
Ever since I saved Gong Caicai in the flyover rabbit selling incident, and occasionally borrowed homework from her, she has become less afraid of me, and even dares to ask several questions in a row.
"This is Xiaoqin in class...... No, it was taken off to me last night, and I'm just giving it back to her now! ”
Gong Caicai showed a shattered and frightened expression, and the homework book she had just received in her hand fell to the ground in a clump, so I had to help her pick it up from the ground together.
"Thanks, xiexie, you can help...... However, Xiaoqin's classmate weishenme wants to take off her underwear for you? Such a shy thing......"
I tilted my neck, "Because I'm!" I especially like to force girls to do shy things, didn't I say that you should keep a certain distance from me? ”
"I ...... I'm not afraid of Ye Lin. ”
Gong Caicai lowered her head and thought for a moment, and then muttered.
"What!?" Gong Caicai, who can be scared and cry even when a beetle falls on his head, actually claims that he is not afraid of me, do you mean that I am not even as good as a beetle!
"The book says that whoever says he is a bad guy is not a real bad ass......"
"Believe what you say in the book! When I was in elementary school, I read a book that said that eating sweet potatoes can increase internal strength, but I ate sweet potatoes for a week, and I only became constipated! ”
Listening to me talk about my childhood, Gong Caicai pursed her lips and smiled.
"Ye Lin is really good at telling jokes, what did you do when you were a child?"
It's not a joke, it's a fact! I need internal strength to defeat the little overlord! There was no master on the side of the road to pass on my skills, so I had to eat sweet potatoes on my own!
"Xiaoqin's underwear, Ye Lin must have picked it up by accident, for fear of embarrassing Xiaoqin, so I want to return it to her secretly, right?"
Gong Caicai made the most good-natured guess about me.
"Nonsense! Even if I can pick up the panties casually, how do I know it's Xiaoqin's! Listen, it was Xiaoqin who took a nap at my house yesterday, and I took off her panties while she was asleep! ”
"This ...... This kind of thing ......"
"Shameless, right? I said earlier that my lust is innate, and you don't have any contact with me except for borrowing homework for me! ”
"Ye Lin, if you do this, the class leader will be sad......"
Still think I'm a couple with my class president? Since you first witnessed me kissing with the class leader, have you always believed in this?
"And it's not very good to play with Xiaoqin's feelings...... If Ye Lin's lust is really unbearable, I ......"
You...... What are you doing? Are you going to play with me instead of Celery! Don't say anything that will subvert my view of shijie!
"I can lend you two years of Men's Wear magazine, if only I could use the magazine to relieve the lust......"
"Men's Wear"? Isn't that a male-oriented magazine that aspires to be China's Playboy? I heard that there are all kinds of photos of actresses who don't cover their bodies, Gong Caicai, you weishenme will have this kind of magazine? Two more years!? If it was your father's order, then he should hide it behind his daughter's back!
"Its ...... Actually, it wasn't my dad who ordered it, I ordered it......"
"You want to order that kind of thing!"
"Cause...... Because when I was the only one at home, someone came to the door to sell, and I didn't know how to refuse someone, so I had to order a ......"
Buy and sell! Selling "Men's Clothes" to junior high school girls, you salesman is too undisciplined!
"In addition, I also ordered "Modern Weapons", "Global Military", and "Ship Knowledge...... I also bought 120 boxes of cosmetics and gave them to my mother......"
You're a salesman's savior! You can't learn to refuse other people's words, and you will suffer a big loss in the future!
"If Ye Lin needs it......"
Before she finished speaking, Xiaoqin came back with a loudspeaker, and when she saw me talking to Gong Caicai, she frowned, ran over and grabbed Gong Caicai's shirt and said:
"Give me back your boobs!"
Gong Caicai trembled, hurriedly fled to her seat, holding a stack of homework, and almost fell on the ground unprecedentedly.
Xiaoqin muttered: "With big boobs, I ran to classmate Ye Lin to show off...... I've worked so hard, sooner or later I'll be bigger than you one day! ”
It's not something that can be solved by hard work! Back in the day, in the courtyard, there was a child who tried to become Ultraman! Even if his wish comes true, your wish will not come true!
"Hmph, if you're still older than me in ten years, I'll cut you ......"
Seeing me glaring at her, Xiaoqin hurriedly picked up the history book and asked me with a smile:
"What year did Christopher Columbus discover the New World?"
Anyway, it's not the year you cut off someone's boobs! Do you still want to move...... Transplantation! Only by exchanging your own poverty can you eliminate the hatred in your heart!
In my history class, I used my mobile phone to run an online store for a whole class, and business has been good lately, especially the sale of two inflatable dolls that are very poor, which makes me feel very relieved.
Uncle Fireball, Coriander Stuffed Buns, and Popeye, these perverts, will still fight endlessly for the original underwear of "Red Bean Sister", especially coriander stuffed buns, he often chats with "Red Bean Sister", and is fooled by Shu Zhe, he sends me messages and always asks one thing over and over again: How can I get Red Bean Sister to go out with him to open a room.
Uncle Fireball, who is well versed in the market of perverted products, criticized our online store for having too few new products recently, and even the "red lip balloon" he suggested was not on the shelves, so I had to say that it was being prepared and would be released soon, so stay tuned.
During the lunch break, the squad leader did what he said, and took Xiaoqin to the playground to kick the shuttlecock for a while (the squad leader changed into sweatpants himself), but Xiaoqin's performance was very poor, and nine out of ten could not receive it, and then pretended to be physically exhausted and was about to faint, so the squad leader had to give up and buy sports drinks to replenish Xiaoqin's salt.
Xiaoqin drank the drink given to her by the squad leader, and said to herself with a worried face:
"Although I let the squad leader take a sip of it himself, I still can't guarantee that there is no poison in it, and if I die, I will have to wait for a while to see Ye Lin......"
Don't you let me go even if you're dead? Are you waiting for me in Huangquan Difu! Don't remind me of nightmarish scenes!
And if the squad leader takes a sip first, and if you drink it again, isn't it an indirect kiss? But both of them are girls, but it doesn't hurt, and it's ridiculous that I will be jealous of Xiaoqin.
In the afternoon, I continued to work as a customer service in the online store in chemistry class, and when I got out of class, I used my eyes too much and the pain was unbearable, so I had to lie on the table and rest for a while.
"Classmate Ye Lin, if you play with your mobile phone like this, you will break your eyes!" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "Give me your phone for safekeeping in the next class!" ”
"Custody for you?" I looked up from my arm, "You should be peeking at my call logs and text inbox again, right?" ”
"Not this time!" Xiaoqin swore and promised, "You just need to let me play the game "Palace Explosion Granny"!" ”
Do you want to play after a long day! Don't let me play with my phone, do you play by yourself! There are still boyish personalities left on you! I kind of understand that weishenme will be jealous of you just now! Because I vaguely feel that the person who kisses indirectly with the squad leader is a little bully!
I clicked on the icon of "Palace Explosion Granny" and entered the main interface of the game, just as Xiong Yaoyue was playing with another girl, she saw the flowers on my phone, and after taking a closer look, she was surprised:
"You can run this game on your phone! My phone's CPU is too low, and I have a special card for playing games - when will I lend my phone to play? ”
"I borrowed it first!" Qin protested.
"Oh, I'm sorry," Xiong Yaoyue stuck out her tongue, "So I'm behind Xiaoqin, right?" ”
I rolled my eyes, threw the phone directly to Xiong Yaoyue, and said, "You play first, Xiaoqin's seat is next to me, and there will be a chance to play in the future!" ”
"No~~~~(>_