Taishang Laojun wanted to take Zhou Zhou to heaven, so he came to three chapters of the law with him, and the last one was that after going to heaven, whenever he saw Yuzhu, he had to pretend not to know, which made him very puzzled.

Taishang Laojun looked at Zhou Zhou with a bitter face, and narrowed his eyes and taught a lesson. "It's not clear? There are heavenly rules in the sky, and I don't like fairies to find a mortal, and they don't look good on their faces. It's like the son of a wealthy family in the world wants to marry a vegetable seller, and everyone wants to marry a flower child, do you think it's okay! ”

Well? ……

Jojo......

I thought, pock, am I so bad? At the same level as the vegetable seller, called Hanako, I have a formal job, okay! He was once promoted to interim deputy general manager, although he hung up every few days.

Taishang Laojun belittled him, this is definitely a kind of discrimination, and the road of human rights has a long way to go.

He cut through and fought back. "I understand, you just look down on us human beings, to put it bluntly, you are racist, no, it should be kind discrimination, thinking that you can do some magic, cultivate immortal ginseng, Buddha enlightenment, and you can be high."

"You humans still often say that marriage should be a good family! The so-called different paths between humans and ghosts, the gap with the gods is not greater. There are some immortals in the heavenly realm, and they feel so good about themselves that they forget about their roots. ”

"Actually, it's nothing, there is a saying in human beings, 'A person who has attained the Tao and a chicken and a dog ascends to heaven', which means that a master like you has attained the Tao, and then the chickens and dogs you raise will all live in heaven, that is, a farm, and what is good about coming to heaven."

Taishang Laojun wiped his forehead vigorously with his sleeve, is this how you explained, your Chinese was taught by the physical education teacher in math class, right?

Next, Taishang Laojun was a lot more verbose, for fear that something would happen to him after he went to heaven, and Zhou Zhou's head was big when he heard it.

"No matter how much, the three chapters of the covenant have also been said, and the precautions to be explained have also been said a lot, is it okay to go now." Zhou Zhou was already a little impatient, isn't it just that God looks down on his lover, how can it be more troublesome than going abroad to apply for a visa.

"Yes, yes, if you don't leave, I'm afraid it'll be too late again." Taishang Laojun didn't want to worry about him anymore, so he recited a Taoist number, raised the dust, looked at Zhou Zhou, and didn't wave down for a long time.

Zhou Zhou was so anxious that he stomped his feet on the spot, and he didn't dare to make a sound for fear of flashing Taishang Laojun's waist, his face was red on both sides, and he was really suffocating.

Seeing that Zhou Zhou really had nothing to say, Taishang Laojun shook off the dust and waved it towards Zhou Zhou and his feet.

With a soft bang, a cloud rose from each of the two of them, slowly lifting them off the floor and slowly rising into the air.

Zhou Zhou's heart also floated with the white clouds, and he took a long breath to stabilize his mind, feeling like he was sitting on a swing that he had swung when he was a child, and he got used to it, but in fact, there was nothing to be afraid of, it was still very stable.

Zhou Zhou stretched out his hand and touched the top of his head and said. "If only there was a handle on it."

"You think you're taking the bus." Taishang Laojun glanced at him, didn't bother to pay attention to it, and shouted. "Stand firm, you can lie down when you're tired, now it's officially starting to go, the road is a little long, if you feel uncomfortable, you can shout out and you'll be fine."

"Cut, I've been on the roller coaster a few times, and it's all right, what else can you do? Come, let me open my eyes and see what is unfathomable. ”

Zhou Zhou was bold, forgetting who said that he was afraid of heights, and he obviously bragged about it, he went to ride the roller coaster a few times, and he was about to start, and he admitted that he escaped again.

Taishang Laojun bowed with his left hand and chanted 'Immeasurable Tianzun', then closed his eyes and said something in his mouth, estimated that after ten seconds, he opened his eyes and slanted upward, took a step forward with his right foot, and took a lunge step, and raised his right hand at a 45-degree oblique upward slope, shouting: "Go you." ”

The image that was tall just now is a little obscene no matter how you look at it now.

Zhou Zhou seemed to have seen this action somewhere, and he was totaling it in his heart, feeling the wind in his ears, and the clouds under his feet flew out quickly, due to inertia, he shook Zhou Zhou, almost knocked him down, scared him into discoloration, and screamed. "Oops, my mom, scared the baby to death!"

The boldness that pretended to be forced just now disappeared in an instant.

Calm down, Zhou Zhou carefully experienced, although the speed of the clouds and fog is extremely fast, but it is still very stable, except for the moment when it first started, there was a kind of uncomfortable discomfort, and now there is no bad reaction at all.

The light under his feet quickly moved away from him, and it became even darker after a while, and even the Taishang Laojun beside him couldn't see where he went.

was thinking wildly, suddenly, Zhou Zhou felt a large cold current coming down, and in an instant, the cold was clear to the bone, his teeth chattered with cold, and his lips trembled.

But there was a fire in his heart, he was impatient in an instant, like turning over the river and the sea, the blood was surging to his throat, he was disgusted and just wanted to vomit, and the feeling of ice and fire made him huddle together in pain.

Zhou Zhou thought, this is the so-called adverse reaction when crossing the line.

In the midst of unbearable pain, the voice of Taishang Laojun sounded in his ears. "Immeasurable Tianzun, close your eyes and quickly sit down, your palms are closed up and down in the dantian, your eyes look at the nose, your nose and mouth, and your mouth and heart, and the spirit yuan is one, hold the remnants and guard the que, and silently recite the words in your heart......"

Zhou Zhou had already fallen, listening to the instructions, no matter what was the unity of the spirit yuan and what was holding on to the remnants, anyway, according to his own understanding, he was doing it randomly, and he kept reading in his heart: "Go, go, go...... Fuck you......"

As long as you can be comfortable, so much so that you can't control yourself from reading it.

Well? ……

Taishang Laojun......

MMP, did I just say that? All he had to do was wipe his sweat constantly.

"You don't have to be in such a hurry, right? Adjust your breathing, slow down slowly, inhale the yang qi in the dantian, exhale the cold breath and come out of the top of the head, cough cough ....... ”

Zhou Zhou studied on the spot, slowly adjusted his breathing, and then learned to cough a few times, feeling the fire yang beads in his body, slowly blooming a faint red light, one meter square around him, stretching out a circle of light, protecting him in it, and releasing heat from the inside out, just like carrying a warm baby in his arms, the discomfort on his body was much better.

"Nima's, you, you cough up a fart, old man, I just reminded you of the precautions, you didn't pay attention, you lost your breath, and you almost suffered from the spell." Taishang Laojun's voice came, and he couldn't help but burst into foul language.

Well......

Jojo......

Blame me!

There was darkness all around, and countless adverse reactions befell Zhou Zhou's body, which was sore, itchy, numb, and swollen......

Sometimes one, sometimes multiple together, make him extremely uncomfortable, but fortunately, the fire and yang in his body slowly stabilize, with a gentle halo, which plays the role of purifying all evils.

Zhou Zhou's mind was a little dizzy, he couldn't see the scene around him clearly, and he lost his sense of direction.

He wanted to sleep, but he tried to widen his eyes, and told himself to keep a little clear.

This is when he thinks of Yuzhu, thinking that he is going to meet her, and his heart warms.

Yuzhu, wait for me, I'm coming!

……

(At the end of the first volume of this book, I would like to thank all my friends who have supported me, and I wish you all the best of luck.) ）