Chapter Ninety-Four: Chapter 3 of the Covenant
When Zhou Zhou knew that Yuzhu was the goddaughter of Taishang Laojun, he was drumming in his heart.
Usually, he has always adhered to the traditional concept of being the right person, feeling that the difference between the two families is too big, and if they are combined, they will not be happy in the end.
Now he is shaken, if he still adheres to his previous concept, then he must give up chasing Yuzhu, if he decides to continue to go to heaven and look for Yuzhu to continue to write about love, then he must completely deny the prejudices of the past.
Zhou Zhou was in a dilemma, and he really didn't know how to choose.
Taishang Laojun didn't know, the twists and turns in his stomach, he told him word by word that Yuzhu was the thirteenth daughter of the Jade Emperor.
Cake buyers, oh my God! Zhou Zhou exclaimed, opening his mouth wide to put two goose eggs in at the same time.
I really didn't expect that if I was killed, I couldn't imagine that Yuzhu would have such a prominent family background, it seems that the difference between him and Yuzhu's family background is not a star and a half, it is simply a difference between cloud and mud.
Ranked thirteenth, that is the thirteenth sister of the chivalrous girl!
Oh no, the popular title should be princess, or gege.
Oops, my head hurts, what should I do with this Nima?
Taishang Laojun didn't understand what he said, and asked who bought the cake? What cakes are sold, rice cakes?
Zhou Zhou rolled his eyes, with a look of disgust, what is the power, if he doesn't study, he is still uneducated.
However, he patiently explained to him that this cake was not the other cake.
Taishang Laojun nodded, understanding what kind of cake he was selling.
"What else is there to ask?" Taishang Laojun asked patiently.
Zhou Zhou replied without hesitation. "Nope."
"Then let's go."
"Okay." Zhou Zhou said, then remembered something, and hurriedly stopped. "Hey, wait......"
Taishang Laojun recited the trumpet, and was about to wave the dust, when he heard it, he quickly stopped the gesture of waving. "I said you kid, can you ask all the questions in one go, can you! At this time, he suddenly shouted to stop, and almost flashed the old man's waist. ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Zhou Zhou is not accompanied. "I just want to ask, how do we fly into the sky, riding broomsticks? Or a flying carpet? ”
"It's nonsense, there is an old man, are you afraid that you won't be able to go up? Riding a broomstick is Western magic, riding a flying carpet is an Arabic mythology, and of course we are applying tradition and riding the clouds. Boy, you have to remember that only what is national is what is global. ”
Zhou Zhou was submissive, nodded yes, stretched out his thumbs, and gave a big thumbs up.
He did not hesitate to praise the words, boasting that he was really powerful and wise, and completely forgot that he was uneducated just now.
"How does it feel to ride through the clouds? You know, I'm a little bit afraid of heights. He was still a little uneasy, after all, he didn't dare to do the roller coaster in life.
"Don't worry, it's fast and comfortable, it's like, it should be the same as your current bullet train, you haven't felt anything, you're already in the sky."
Well? ……
Jojo......
He was full of black lines, and his heart said uncle, how can you listen to this and not be energetic, go to heaven, what kind of car is this? Can I not sit?
It's good that he didn't say it, otherwise I don't know how Taishang Laojun would despise him.
"Is there anything else you don't understand?"
"It's really gone."
"Without us, we're gone."
"Let's go." Zhou Zhouyun took a breath, then held his breath, his feet were slightly shoulder-width apart, not too much, and the center of gravity of his whole body shifted downward.
"Okay, let's go, whoever doesn't go is a puppy......" Taishang Laojun sang.
Well? ……
Jojo......
Uncle, why is this still singing.
He secretly wiped the black line that hung from his forehead to the ground.
As soon as he whisked the dust and pinched the trick with one hand, Taishang Laojun just wanted to wave it, but he stopped it violently. "Wait......"
Jojo......
He held his waist with both hands, and his feelings suddenly stopped, it was indeed easy to hurt his waist!
"I'm confused by your kid, I haven't explained the key things, I have to make three chapters with you before I go to heaven." Taishang Laojun straightened his face with a serious expression.
"What?" Zhou Zhou looked at him, not knowing why.
Taishang Laojun ignored Zhou Zhou and said directly. "First, you are a mortal in the next generation, when you go to the heavenly realm, you must be cautious, don't do anything wrong, cause trouble, and if there is a mess, no one will give you a bag. You must know that there was such a thing earlier, and Heavenly Court was very taboo. ”
"Don't worry, I'm just an ordinary man in the lower realm, and I don't have those seventy-two changes, those in the sky are all gods! That's not people. One or two are masters whose eyes can discharge, whose mouths can spit fire, and whose palms can emit thunder, and if they don't provoke me, I will burn high incense. ”
I......
Taishang Laojun......
Forget it, forgive you for being childish.
Hehe, he laughed dryly. "It used to be like this, but now, after you swallow the fire sun, it's hard to say who provokes whom!"
"Really?" Jumping three feet high on Monday, I was excited. "I have mana now, why can't I feel it?" He involuntarily came to the top parapet of the building, shook his hand and pointed to the light of a room in the opposite building, and made the sound of piu in his mouth.
The time has come to witness the miracle.
The light on the opposite side went out in response, Zhou Zhou was afraid that it was an illusion, and with another flick of his finger, the light in the other room went out again. He couldn't believe it, it was amazing to be on the spot, and then he jumped up.
"I've got a spell, I've got a spell. Oops, help! ”
Zhou Monday was happy, happy and sad, and his body hung outside the building wall again.
Taishang Laojun......
Taishang Laojun was a little crazy, so he could only pull him up again.
"You're crazy, don't die." He reproached.
Am I not magical, how can I still fall downstairs? It shouldn't be. Zhou Zhou muttered to himself, it seems that his brain will not be able to come back for a while.
He stood up again, and rushed at the opposite piupiu, this time the opposite light ignored him, did not react at all, and blinked, as if to make fun of him.
"Hey, how can I look like Duan Yu's six-vein divine sword, sometimes good and sometimes bad."
Taishang Laojun......
He was angry, scolding the stinky boy, what kind of evil, although he swallowed the fire sun, but it would have to wait a while for it to work, besides, you can't spell yet, and it can't play even a little bit of its effect.
I went big and knelt down 360 degrees. Zhou Zhou picked his head, embarrassed.
I see! He also thought that he was also among the immortals. He shook his hand just now, and it happened that someone turned off the light.
So what do you think? Taishang Laojun looked at him like an idiot, and his eyes could kill.
"Don't talk about it, aren't you the third chapter of the law, what are the last two?" Zhou Zhou hurriedly opened the topic.
"Yes, get down to business, let your kid stir it up." Taishang Laojun stroked his long white beard. "Second, no matter who asks, how you went to heaven, whatever you make up the reason, you can't tell the old way, don't you hear?"
"Don't talk about killing it." Zhou Zhou affirmed, throwing away a look that I knew.
Well, Taishang Laojun looked at Zhou Zhou approvingly, showing an expression that the child could teach.
"I can't guarantee it if I'm half dead." Zhou Zhou muttered quietly.
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Taishang Laojun had a drop of sweat on his forehead, but he didn't have the heart to pay attention to Zhou Zhou anymore, otherwise, he might not be taken to the ditch again.
"Third, and the most critical one, after you go up, you must not say that it is to find Yuzhu, no matter how much you want to see Yuzhu in your heart, you have to pretend not to know her after seeing her, understand?" He raised his voice.
Where is Zhou Zhouleng, completely confused.
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