"Holy! Is the lingerie thief resurrected? ”

Xiong Yaoyue rushed to the balcony to see the situation, and the sound of Gong Caicai's violin also stopped abruptly, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

The girl who fell on the balcony was obviously not an underwear thief, but her hands were wearing fingerless gloves that increased friction, and her feet were wearing warmer socks.

Xiaoqin during the menstrual cramps paid special attention to keeping her lower limbs warm, plus she had a history of climbing buildings, this girl who was knocked down by the sound of the terrifying violin must be Xiaoqin!

Bastard! Didn't you warn you not to do dangerous things again! What if you fall out of the window?

Xiong Yaoyue turned Xiaoqin over, and after seeing the other party's face clearly, she was taken aback.

"Celery!? You weishenme came in through the window? Xiong Yaoyue shook Xiao Qin, who was frightened by the sound of the terrifying violin, "I found out that you were different when I was in the volleyball game, didn't you...... Could it be that your real identity is Spider-Man! ”

Xiaoqin, who was a little sober, blinked, looked at me sitting next to Amy, and pretended to be stupid:

"Excuse me! I accidentally came here because I got lost, and I definitely didn't mean to spy on classmate Ye Lin or others......"

Ordinary people get lost, will they get lost outside the window of the 8th floor! They're here to spy on me! Look at your frowning expression from time to time, you are still in menstrual cramps, right? Holding back the pain and running out to follow me, what a dedication!

Before I could speak, Amy, who was beside me, suddenly jumped up from the sofa, ran a few steps, and made the gesture that Conan was going to kick the soccer ball with his booster shoes, and kicked it hard at Xiaoqin's waist.

Of course, she didn't kick it, Xiaoqin quickly rolled to the side, and stood up smoothly, but when she saw everyone's surprised glances at her, she covered her forehead and deliberately made a physical exhaustion.

Amy missed a blow, stood opposite Xiaoqin and said stupidly: "Don't use getting lost as an excuse!" I...... Some of my men have been lost many times, and they haven't gotten lost out of the window of a high-rise building! You're here to spy on the valet! Besides, Da Ru Niu's birthday didn't invite you at all, even if you got lost, you can leave now! ”

It seems that Amy didn't get a direct invitation from Gong Caicai, right? And he keeps calling people "big bulls", which is really noisy.

Xiaoqin, who was robbed by Amy and felt speechless, looked at Gong Caicai, who was still holding a violin in her hand, with pitiful eyes.

Gong Caicai, who is usually bullied by Xiaoqin, can't stop shaking, and she doesn't know what Xiaoqin wants to do to herself.

"Woooooooooooo People also want to participate in Caicai's birthday party!! ”

Xiaoqin suddenly sat on the ground and burst into tears, and the small fists clenched by her hands kept wiping around her eye sockets.

"People want to eat birthday cakes too!! weishenme doesn't invite me~~~ We're not good friends~~~~ People are so sad! ”

Who's good friends with you! Is that kind of good friend who threatens others to lift their skirts if they don't lend you their homework to copy? Xiaoqin, how thick your skin is!

Gong Caicai, who often cries her nose on weekdays, can't see others shed tears, Xiaoqin sat on the ground and cried for more than ten seconds, Gong Caicai softened, she said sneeringly:

"I ...... I was going to invite more people, but my parents set a quota for me for 5 people, but now it's more than that, so let's come with Xiaoqin...... The more people there are, the more lively they are......"

"It's so xiexie!" Qin immediately stopped crying, jumped up from the ground, and then spotted the vacant spot next to me after Amy left, and sat down directly on the sofa.

"Don't you think about it!" Amy, who saw through Xiaoqin's thoughts, also ran back, wanting to sit back in her place first.

In front of many people, Xiaoqin didn't do her best, so Amy sat down on the sofa first, she put her arm around my left arm as if she was asserting ownership, and just said half a sentence: "The manmaid is my ......"

was knocked away by Xiao Qin! Like toothpaste, it was squeezed out by Xiaoqin's buttocks!

I quickly wrapped my arms around Amy's waist to keep her from falling on the carpet - Amy, who had lost her position, turned her head to glare at Celery, and let out a low growl in her throat similar to that of a lion cub in anger.

"How the hell did you get in?"

The loudspeaker and PHS are still puzzled as to why Xiaoqin suddenly appeared outside the window.

"I said I was lost~" Xiaoqin said perfunctorily, and after a while, she changed her words, "Maybe it's sleepwalking, right?" Many people have abilities that they don't usually have after sleepwalking, so I fell asleep so badly! hahahaha……”

"Nonsense!" The loudspeaker said, "When I sleepwalk, I only open the refrigerator to eat!" ”

At this time, the squad leader came out of the kitchen, and she asked the loudspeaker to help her take care of the things on the stove.

"Do you want to stir-fry every few minutes?" The loudspeaker asked.

"No," said the squad leader, "it's time to simmer, you just have to block the kitchen door and keep Pooh from making trouble." ”

The squad leader glanced at Xiao Qin, who was sitting next to me with a smile, and a smile of unknown meaning flashed at the corner of his mouth - the squad leader knew that Xiao Qin must have come out of the window with the extraordinary means of a martial artist.

"Don't do this kind of thing again." The squad leader said to Xiaoqin earnestly.

“haode！” Xiaoqin raised a hand and promised, "I won't sleepwalk again!" I'll tie myself up before I go to bed! Of course, it would be better if Ye Lin was willing to tie me up......"

Xiong Yaoyue ran to the balcony and looked left and right, as if looking for what props Xiaoqin had used.

"Did a window cleaner pass by just now?" Xiong Yaoyue was puzzled.

"You're hiding something from us." PHS patted Xiaoqin's shoulder with a serious expression, and then glanced at the violin that Gong Caicai put back in the bedroom, "But good job!" Thanks to your appearance, you saved everyone! ”

Amy, who was robbed of her seat by Xiaoqin and didn't want to sit elsewhere, suddenly had a whimsical idea and sat on my lap!

"Wow, what are you doing?" I was amazed that although my sister weighed as little as a hollow feather for me as a Sparta, such intimate physical contact was beyond my mental preparation.

Through the gauze skirt as thin as a cicada's wings, you can feel the curve and shape of Amy's buttocks, what a sinful touch!

However, Amy was unaware of this, and instead regarded my body as a "throne" to declare victory, and changed her posture to a smug position, looking condescendingly at Xiaoqin beside her and saying:

"When Miss Ben needs it, the valet will make me a chair! You'll always be content to sit next to the manservant! ”

I felt that it was inappropriate, so I put my hands under Amy's armpits and tried to hold her down, but Amy turned her head and stared at me fiercely, and Xiaoqin also showed an expectant expression of "as soon as she leaves, I will sit up", so I gave up this plan.

"The relationship between cousins and sisters is really good!" PHS exclaimed.

Amy sat on top of me and snorted, she didn't bother to correct the claim that I was cousin to her.

"It's not my cousin...... Qin said to herself, seemingly unintentionally, as if to remind me of my identity.

I don't need to say it, I'll pay attention to my identity too! The proof is that with such thin clothes between each other, I don't have a tent at all! Especially Amy is not honest when she sits on my lap, and she will change her position for a while, objectively rubbing her hips against my little friend!

My concentration is about to catch up with Bodhidharma Ancestor, okay! But I'm going to make myself "stand" no matter what! Otherwise, not only will I have the shame of reacting to my sister, but I will also be seen by the squad leader and others setting up a tent for a little Lori (who also claims to be my cousin), and I should be despised inhumanely!

After 5 minutes of torment, I felt like I was reaching my limit, so I quickly excused myself to go to the toilet and let Amy sit in my position on the couch.

Not to mention, the bathroom of Gong Caicai's house is so big! The bathtub and transparent sauna glass room are full of high-end atmosphere, and the bathrooms of Xiaoqin's family seem narrow in comparison.

As a result, as soon as I fastened my belt and walked out of the bathroom, I found Amy leaning outside the door waiting for me.

She looked at me with a frustrated look and asked dissatisfied, "Have you been in bad health lately?" ”

Huh? Although I had a bad cold after the basketball tournament and got drunk once, I was still quite healthy overall, right? Why?

Amy clasped her hands to her chest and stood on tiptoe on one foot, "Being sat on the lap by a cute girl, I didn't react at all!" What a faux pas! ”

What the? Do you call this a faux pas? Is it polite that I set up a tent? What kind of planet's courtesy is this!

"When I was a kid, I sat in Santa Claus's arms in the mall, and he all stood up and saluted me! You're a mere valet, are you bigger than Santa Claus? ”

Where did the pedophile Santa Claus come from! If I meet him, he will definitely beat him to the point that he doesn't even have "eggs" left! I used all my strength to suppress my physiological reactions, and zuihou was actually reprimanded for being "rude"? Amy's outlook on life has gone bad! If you don't correct it now, you won't be able to save it in the future, right?

When Xiaoqin was using the bathroom, the squad leader thought twice about Xiaoqin's "suffering from severe androphobia, although her physical fitness is not bad, but because she will occasionally lose control, she can't exercise vigorously", which slightly reduced everyone's doubts.

"I'll just say it! Xiaoqin's mother is a Sanda champion, so she has to inherit some martial arts talent! ”

"Huh? There are flaws! Xiong Yaoyue suddenly said, "Since Xiaoqin has a phobia, isn't she afraid of Ye Lin?" ”

The squad leader explained: "Because Xiaoqin and Ye Lin are childhood sweethearts, they are used to it. ”

"If you're used to being a childhood sweetheart, there's no reason to be afraid of other boys, right?" PHS noted.

The squad leader frowned, coughed first, and then said, "Probably...... Probably Ye Lin looked like a girl when he was a child, and Xiaoqin didn't find out...... Right? ”

It's completely the opposite! Squad leader, you completely betrayed me in order to cover up Xiaoqin's ugliness! Look at the expressions of the girls! Even Gong Caicai stared at my face curiously, trying to see where my face "looks like a girl"!

"It's true!" The squad leader emphasized, "I have seen the photos of Ye Lin when he was a child, and they look much better than now!" It's ...... It's a bit of a 'pseudo-girl'! ”

The girls laughed even harder.

Who is the pseudo-mother! Squad leader, your brother is going on a date in women's clothes, you are not qualified to say that about me!

Xiong Yaoyue held up her chin and raised a very serious topic:

"Huh? You say, since Xiaoqin's androphobia is so powerful, won't she have only one way to marry Ye Lin in the future? ”