"What nonsense are you talking about!" Amy, who found a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator, interjected, "A manservant wouldn't marry a violent woman!" Let her be her girlfriend for the time being, just playing with her feelings! ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked, except for Xiaoqin, who had not come back from the bathroom (maybe to change the sanitary napkin), the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue, the big speaker, PHS and Gong Caicai, all looked at me with the kind of eyes that looked at the scum!

Of course, depending on each person's personality, the subtext shown in their eyes is also different.

The squad leader's eyes - didn't he say that he would become a righteous sister in the future? What a scumbag to play with the feelings of the righteous sister!

Xiong Yaoyue's eyes—wouldn't it? Doesn't it mean that only the little white face is good at playing with girls' feelings, can Ye Lin be a scumbag when he grows like this?

Loudspeakers and PHS - found a scumbag, found a scumbag......

Gong Caicai - In the past, Ye Lin told me that he was a scumbag, and he liked to mess with flowers and grass the most, but it turned out to be true......

"Hey! You are mistaken! It's all kid's nonsense! I hurriedly excused myself, and kept glancing at Amy, who "cut" and turned away from me, concentrating on Coke.

At this time, Xiaoqin returned to the living room, and everyone ended the discussion of this topic in a funny way.

"This is the first time I've helped my classmates celebrate their birthdays, and I'm a little nervous......"

Xiaoqin said to Gong Caicai with her friendliest expression, but Gong Caicai felt unaccustomed and couldn't help but shiver.

"Speaking of which, except for Caicai, when is everyone's birthday? Would it be okay to live together in the future? ”

Xiaoqin continued to ask with a smile.

"My birthday has passed in May," Xiong Yaoyue said with a grin, "At that time, the Steppenwolf team specially celebrated my birthday in the Internet café, and the captain of the team personally assisted me, but I was unlucky to kneel seven times in a row, and I was ...... angry when I thought about it."

"PHS and I both have winter vacation birthdays." The loudspeaker said regretfully, "And we spend every time with our families, and we don't have any chance to come out to find classmates, which is a pity." ”

Amy, whose birthday is on April Fool's Day, silently walked to the balcony to see the scenery, quite a "you talk, I'll go first" series of comics, but soon came back because of fear of heights.

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... Everyone's done? My birthday is on July 28th, and I really hope to receive a gift from Ye Lin then! ”

Hey, obviously I didn't talk to the squad leader! Even if you know my birthday, you shouldn't skip the class president, right? Don't you want me to know about the class leader's birthday?

Also, why is July 28 so familiar? If you think about it, isn't it the date of the first Shijie war, which I memorized in history class! Xiaoqin, you were born on the day of the outbreak of World War I! No wonder there's always a bloody storm around you!

"I remember, the squad leader was born on Chinese New Year's Eve, right?" Sure enough, someone mentioned the birthday of the class leader, and the loudspeaker laughed, "Just because the class leader is in a hurry to climb out of the mother's womb, only the class leader is a dragon in the second (3) class of junior high school, and the other students are snakes!" ”

"When was I born, I can't control the ......" The squad leader doesn't seem to be proud, although the saying that a dragon rules the snakes, some people have put forward it in the past, but the squad leader who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder always hopes that he can be a snake like everyone else, right?

As for me, I was even more sad, I was born only a few hours later than the squad leader, and I arrived on the first day of the Year of the Snake, not only did I lose the majestic "dragon" genus, but I also lost the majestic "dragon" genus in the lunar calendar, and because of this, I was one year shorter than the squad leader in the lunar calendar - obviously it was just a day difference!

Amy suddenly asked, "Violent girl, what did you bring for your birthday?" ”

Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, Amy used the problem I just faced to criticize Xiaoqin, anyway, the two of them are eight characters against each other, and they always have to make trouble for each other.

Gong Caicai hurriedly came out to play the round, waved his hand and said, "No, you don't need a gift!" I'm glad everyone is willing to come......"

"I'm sorry!" Xiaoqin bowed to Gong Caicai sincerely, "I came out in too much of a hurry and didn't bring a gift, I'm so sorry!" ”

"To apologize, I'm going to put on a show for everyone, let's perform a magic trick!"

Huh? I know Xiaoqin knows martial arts, but I've never heard of her magic tricks? Do you want to use your super high hand speed to perform tricks in front of everyone? I'm going to have to keep my eyes peeled to see if I can see the flaws!

"What kind of magic are you going to perform?" The squad leader was also curious.

"Hmph, at most, it's just a knife and fork." Amy is not optimistic about Xiaoqin's performance.

"I ...... I'm going to show you 'The Great Change'! ”

Xiaoqin shouted confidently.

"The Great Change?" Xiong Yaoyue said excitedly, "This is quite a difficult magic trick!" Xiaoqin, you can perform without being on stage? I want to see! I want to see! ”

"Uh-huh~" Xiaoqin coughed pretendedly, "I'm a big changeling person, and I need a volunteer to participate in the magic ......"

"Pick me! Pick me! Xiong Yaoyue raised her right hand excitedly.

"I'm sorry, I'm not proficient in this magic trick yet, and the volunteer must be Ye Lin."

Qin took a step closer to me as she spoke, and Amy made a threatening expression that she was about to bark as a fierce dog.

Let me volunteer? I want to see what Xiaoqin has to do to make me, a magic layman, "snap"!

"In addition to Ye Lin, I also need some other props," Xiaoqin continued, "Caicai, can you lend me a quilt at home?" ”

"Cotton, quilt?" Gong Caicai was surprised, "Aren't you usually using large red silk?" ”

"Haha, my genre is more traditional, and I am used to using quilts to make a big difference."

How strong a magician's arm strength is needed to use a quilt to make a living person! Is it a shoddy magic trick to disassemble the quilt and put the "living" in the quilt? Don't destroy the quilt of Gong Caicai's house! Don't ruin the reputation of the magician! Liu Qian will tear up and want to clean up the portal when he sees you doing such magic!

After Xiong Yaoyue enthusiastically brought a quilt, Xiaoqin did not take it, but asked Xiong Yaoyue to spread the quilt in the middle of the living room.

Isn't it the "big change" routine that I'm familiar with? Is there another mystery?

Xiaoqin stretched out her hands flat, palms xiangxia, and said a lot of muttering words to the quilt, listening carefully, as if she could hear a few words of "heavenly spirit spirit and earth spirit spirit".

I thought it would be my time as a volunteer next, but I didn't expect Xiaoqin to take a step and naturally lie down on her back on top of the flat quilt.

His eyes are closed and his hands are clasped together with his fingers in front of his chest, as if he were praying and like a pharaoh's mummy.

Everyone was confused and held their breath, not knowing how Xiaoqin was going to become a living person.

"Ye Lin, Ye Lin!" Xiaoqin closed her eyes and called my name.

"It's your turn! If you don't play, the magic will be screwed! ”

"Huh? What should I do? I hurriedly walked over to the quilt and looked at Xiaoqin, who was lying flat.

"Just pounce on it!"

"What?"

"Pounce on, just pounce!" Xiao Qin's tone suddenly twisted, and her two well-proportioned legs rubbed against each other, "Just like you wanted to do before, pounce on me, press me underneath, and do what Ye Lin loves to do!" Ten months later, the magic of a great change of life ......"

Magic your sister! I've never heard of your tricks like this! Let me be a father after ten months! Not to mention that you're currently on your period, you won't get pregnant at all, and the kind of me who can mate with you in front of the class president and other girls doesn't exist at all!

Xiao Qin closed her eyes and opened her arms, and called, "Classmate Ye Lin, come here!" I wouldn't have been able to perform this magic trick without you......"

I slammed a chestnut chisel on Xiaoqin's head, causing her to burst into tears.

"Ahh Ye Lin's classmates bully people! Say yes and volunteer for me! ”

I'm a magic volunteer, not a sperm donor! You give me a little normal! Gong Caicai, who is the least courageous, heard what you said just now, and her brain was short-circuited, and she was muttering "quilt, quilt" back and forth, I don't know what she was thinking!

"Hahahaha-" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly covered her stomach and said, she pointed at Xiaoqin and said, "This show is so interesting!" It turns out that it's not magic, it's a sketch! 'The 10-month process of the Great Transformation of the Living Person', I have to write it down! Maybe it will come in handy in the future! Squad leader, next New Year's Day party, let Xiaoqin perform this show on stage! ”

"It turned out to be a sketch!" The big horn breathed a long sigh of relief, "Seeing Xiaoqin's expression so serious just now, I thought it was a real game!" It's really choking, even if it's a childhood sweetheart, this kind of joke can't be messed around! ”

No, Xiaoqin is just playing for real, I can bet that if I dare to have no lower limit just now, Xiaoqin will dare to perform live A'V with me in front of everyone, she is using the stubble of her birthday gift to demonstrate to the class president and even Amy!

"The soup is going to be dry, I'll go to the kitchen and see." The squad leader's words made the topic begin to turn in the normal direction, and after Xiong Yaoyue put away the quilt, everyone pretended to be a "big changer" The turmoil ended.

The girls started talking about gossip + cooking again, and I noticed that the class leader was hiding in the kitchen, desperately wiping a plate.

weishenme wipes dishes without water? Is it for savings? The squad leader is too much, right? I just wanted to say a few words, but when I got closer, I found that the squad leader used to wipe the plate was a piece of sandpaper, and the plate in her hand was also a plate with a broken mouth.

"Squad leader, what are you doing here?" I was very puzzled, and the squad leader found out that my actions were discovered by me, and he was also a little embarrassed, and a red glow flew over his face.

"I didn't do anything, I just ...... Recycling is just ......"

Combined with the action of the squad leader constantly rubbing the edge of the plate with sandpaper, I suddenly realized: Squad leader, are you grinding the plate a circle! So that the notch will disappear and become a whole new plate, right? But it's too difficult! It's exactly the level of difficulty of "grinding an iron pestle into a needle"! Although this behavior can be regarded as a model of frugality, it is still - on the whole - unattainable!

"Don't bother!" I snatched the plate and threw it into the trash, "No matter how many plates the harem Caicai breaks, someone will always buy it for her, what kind of fun do you have!" ”

The squad leader glared at me dissatisfied, and then Xiaoqin took a deep breath of the kitchen air and walked in happily.

"It smells so good! Squad leader, come and teach me how to cook! ”